/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16650826
as a worthless incel NEET I wouldn't visit this place, I get too nervous. Would prefer to just make a nigger hate thread and have mom bring me tendies

>>16650826
Can I get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>16650826
8 years of Trump soon sweetie. Maybe even 9 Donald Trump and 8 Don Jr.

The full 16. Ooooh. Dilate n deal with it sweetie.

My 15 minute monologue about how despite all of the evidence, or rather lack thereof, the Shoah actually happened.

>>16650847
Why would Trump be dumb enough to allow more elections after he returns? Democracies are losing, we need a fascist state.

9 large cokes

>>16650826
Customer service is a bitch.
You'd be amazed at how many adults can't spell their own names

>>16650826
2 number 9s
a number 9 large
a number 6 with extra dip
a number 7
two number 45s, one with cheese
and a large soda

>>16650847
A Trump wit or wit-out cheese?
Back of the line

>>16650826
>We take our steaks seriously here
>Do you want cheez whizz on that?

>>16651019
they are cheese steak sandwiches anon

>>16650826
Imagine having this much attitude about a steak you put cheez-wiz on

>>16650905

>>16651036
It's American haute cuisine. Have some respect.

>>16650859
President Trump should have postponed the election indefinitely like he planned to earlier during the democratic plandemic. Elections are a democrat tool to shove their woke democracy down our throats.

serious question, as i've never had one of these, why would anyone ever pick anything other than provolone, assuming it's all the same price? also are the onions raw or carnalized?

>>16650826
Everytime I see this pic I get fucking annoyed. I would take 5 minutes to order and I wouldn't give a fuck if they tell me to move to the back of the line. What are they going to do? Nothing, thats what. Fuck them.

>>16650826
ill get a steak with onions and provolone, thanks

>>16651066
Because people have such shit taste they prefer cheese wiz to real cheese

>>16651066
Carnalized? Back of the line you sick fuck.

>>16650826
Steak with provolone. Oh and do make sure it's well done.

>>16650905
Unbelievably based

>>16650826
extra hots i fucking love hots

>>16650826
Nah, I'm good.
Looks like literal shit and I image it tastes worse.

>>16650826
wit plain. allday

>>16650847
Are you jewish or something?

>>16650826
imagine saying wit like some wannabe tough guy it*lian

What is /ck/‘s obsession with this menu?
These threads get posted every few days.

>>16651459
You can't because you'd get the shit beat out of you.

>>16650826
do americans really?

>h.. here your 30% tip sir. please don't hit me
really??

>>16651469
found the """Italian"""-American

>>16651469
I highly doubt that.

>>16651066
Prov is the best but don't sleep on pizza steaks

>>16650826
Yeah I'll take a steak, gimme me the wit on the side, half pizza, half provolone, and a side of extra whiz please, thanks.

>>16651036
It's a tourist meme really, they don't actually care. I showed up drunk once and could barely talk but they took my order no problem. The real deal is yes, have your fucking order ready the lines gonna be long af

>>16651066
You have to try it to understand. And yes they're caramelized.

>>16651068
Never been to Philly huh? Cause the halfbreed in line are the ones that'll take you out back and throw you in the dumpster for that

>>16651234
They have a condiments table with a better version of those peppers as well as a really hit sauce and other shit you rhow that in a bag and take it with you.

If you were ordering a steak with onions would you say, "Hey can i get a steak wit with American cheese?" Or do you have to say "wit onion"?

>>16651592
Steak wit with/and American
Or sssteeak wizz... Yeah onions too
And they'll say "you're drunk af huh we got it"
I'm serious it's a tourist meme they just want you to order fast

>>16650826
wit provolone i guess

>>16651518
The fuck is a pizza steak

>>16651066
The cheez whiz is something you would expect to hate but it's surprisingly very good. It's more salty and probably bunch of msg, and just enhances the whole experience much more than real cheese does.

>>16651610
> they just want you to order fast

Doesn’t that just encourage mistakes?

>>16651715
Faith and begorrah, it encourages me steaks!

>>16650826
yeah lemme get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>16651659
Morons north of philly add pizza/tomato sauce to the top of their cheesesteaks.

Would not give the store my custom

>>16650826
>in line for 22 minutes
>finally make it to the front
>take a deep breath
>one second pause
>look into the eyes of the chef
>another one second pause
>realize I fucked up
>immediately go to the back of the line

>>16651066
People will say cheese whiz is sleeper good, but it isn't. Provolone is far superior. If they put too much whiz it gets really really bad especially if it cools down.

>>16650826
wit-out with cheese wiz

>>16651764
>do this all day

>>16650859
>>16651058
Presidents don't have the power to cancel or postpone elections.

Also, trump lost and he'll never get a second term.

>>16650859
Ah yes right now there is zero collaborating and enforcement of gov't and corporations at all.

>>16652143
How's that working out so far?

>>16650826
w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-wi-wi-w-w-w-wi-wit w-w-w-w-w-w-wi-wiz
w-w-w-w-wit w-w-w-witout
:(

>>16650826
Hmmmmmmmm, is your plain steak gluten free ?

>>16651058
Democrats already planning an election for next year in Texas. Sneaky fucks are gonna literally let every American woman over 18 vote even black ones and chinese ones.

>>16650826
Can I have a cheese steak with provolone and onions please?
>ay go back to the line cracka you didn’t order right honkey

Shan’t give this business my money then

>>16652764
>Voter ID
Rasist
>Vaccine passports
Good for society

>>16650826
I hate these kinds of places. They are never anywhere near as good as the fucking attitude warrants. My friends would never shut up about a place like this in Baltimore so we went there once and it was completely mediocre but had a line a mile long and the people were incredibly rude no matter what. I feel like this is the less touristy equivalent of something like Dick's Last Resort - being treated like shit by the people there is the entire appeal, not the food. Masochistic insanity.

>>16652621
Pretty good. If trump got reelected we'd still be in a forever war.

>>16650826
I wouldn't participate in that charade.
I'm not a monkey for their entertainment. I'll go across the street where human beings with dignity can order.

>>16652845
how do you feel about places that aren't literally Soup Nazi tier strict as a meme, but where you are speaking over a steamtable-counter, cafeteria-style, to a man taking your order from the middle of an active kitchen. Where by-necessity you have to communicate yourself clearly over the sound of three men at a griddle and more. Where to speak clearly and deliberately is in service of them serving you, expeditiously and efficiently? How do you feel about those places? God love them, quite possibly?

>>16653961
I was never a supporter but by the end was a "sympathizer" maybe. it's weird that, of all the shakey-uppy-things he said he'd do, T kept the war going. Course I said the same of O. Man I'm just glad that shit done. What comes now, Russia moves in, right? I haven't read that I just am guessing completely due to their geographic proximity and the way they moved in Syria.

>>16650846
Based.

>>16650846
based

>>16650826
Can i get uhhhhhhhhhh a steak with no onions, provolone cheese, yeah.

>>16650826
Wit onions and cheez whiz.

Biden is going to take Republican kids away from their home-school fascist parents.

>>16650826
>go up to order
>say with instead of wit
>get sent back to the end of the line

;__;

god i hate americans

>>16651271
ALL FUCKING EUROPEANS MUST FUCKING HANG

>>16655750
That doesn't happen, moron.

>>16650826
>I. M. Hungry
lmao gets me every time

>>16655742
And we're going to harvest them for Adrenochrome. The screams are music to my ears.

>>16650826
Extra wiz, inside out, wit.
Also please don't come to Philadelphia. It's for your own good.

>>16655895
All 50 years of my life, I have never once heard of anyone wanting to visit Philadelphia. There was a brief moment back when Rocky came out but that was it.

>>16655906
Where were you when you learned JFK was assassinated?

>>16655911
Non existent, retard. That happened in November 22nd, 1963.

Let me guess when he get bankrupt he fleas to Argentina

>>16653961
are you retarded?

a cheesesteak

>>16650826
Places with gimmicks to order or even worse where they have a stupid fucking lingo can fuck off.
It's not kitsch or cute it's fucking annoying and gave. Give me your shitty food and take my money before I realized I've realize your place sucks.

>>16655967
Except it's all for show, doofus. They don't enforce any rules. You could be a stuttering moron and still get your order.

>>16655913
How did you learn something when you didn't exist?

>>16650832
based virgin