/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16631270
stupid whore kys

>>16631270
I only ever go to fancy restaurants alone. It’s the best way to enjoy the food. You can talk to the waiter when they’re there, and you don’t have to keep up a conversation with someone while you’re trying to enjoy your lamb.
The cool part is that if you see someone sitting alone at a fancy restaurant, there’s always the possibility that they’re a Michelin inspector. So no one is gonna look at you like “wow she’s alone, what a weirdo”. Just do it

>>16631270
I'll be your bf

I go out to eat all the time, no one bats an eye. Just keep your phone out and pretend to be preoccupied. You'll be fine.

Today is my birthday and I am going out to eat a burger and watch an anime movie in the movie theater all alone.

>>16631270
First, go where you want and just eat at the bar. That's what they're there for in restaraunts.

Second, lose some g'damn weight so you can actually be attractive to a man so you won't die alone and get eaten by your cats like the rest of the cows and feminists...

>>16631270
I went to Morton's steakhouse for my birthday alone, had a nice steak, a good bottle of wine.

10/10 would do again

don't worry, we leave ugly girls alone at bars these days. chad doesn't want you and anybody who would stays home.

Do what I do, order delivery and get blackout drunk to forget you're alone on your b-day

>>16631270
Get dressed up and go somewhere nice and safe. Enjoy yourself.

>>16631270
idk post your tits tho

>>16631270
Drink enough to feel a bit buzzed up but not drunk and then go out to eat by yourself. You won't feel any anxiety then and no one is paying attention to you, anyway.

>>16631270
>female
timestamped evidence will be required

>>16631270
you know the rules

>>16631330
You're on /ck/. This board is crawling with them and gays from /lgbt/.

>>16631270
Happy birthday fren. Go treat yourself to somewhere nice if you want.

>>16631334

explains why nobody on this board can cook to save their loves

happy birthday anon :)

There nothing wrong with dressing up and just grabbing dinner. No one is really going care as well. It's all in your head.

>>16631334
rules are rules. most have the good sense to not announce themselves

>>16631341
based
all the best cooks in the world are men.
women fucking suck at cooking and i never let my girlfriends cook for us.

>>16631270
set a date and time and we could have a virtual dinner date
we could share recipes before hand so we can eat and rate the same meal

>>16631270
I be boyfriend I have made sex with many females

>>16631270
It's even sadder for a woman, no one cares if a guy eats alone typically but people do notice and everyone notices when a woman can't find a friend or even a simp to keep her company
What happened to your family?

>>16631270
The more upscale the place the more normal it is to eat alone. Go somewhere and buy a $45 elk steak and a $12 glass of wine.

>>16631273
fpbp

>>16631367
lmao you're a pathetic simp faggot

>>16631394
they all ditched me because I'm psychotic and insufferable to be around

>>16631334
There are no gays at /lgbt/, it is nothing but transes.

>>16631270
Post feet
>>16631442
>transes
Okay Gollum.

>>16631427
Post weight and height

>>16631394
I don't think I've ever paid attention to someone else's table while eating out because I'm usually too preoccupied with my company and my meal. I think the only people that would notice that someone is eating by themselves are other people that are eating alone.

>>16631456
filthy nasty transes

>>16631270
nothing I enjoy more than going to the mahogany-lined steakhouse by myself, having a vesper, eating dinner by myself at the bar like a fucking boos

>>16631456
But "trannies" is an offensive term, and I don't want to say "trans people" because they're not people. What else can I say?

>>16631427
Well then stop being insufferable, it's not hard.

Step One; Shutting Up.

>>16631584
the mentally ill

>>16631584
Autogynophile

>>16631584
Degenerate filth

>>16631584
>having your vocabulary dictated to you by an insignificant majority of insane people
Nope. And FUCK trannies, and every single motherfucker that enables them!

>>16631427
explain what do you mean by "insufferable"

But more so are you willingly to change or stuck in your own ways?

>>16632061
i just don't care about anyone except myself. i deserve to be alone

>>16631273
*approving nod*

>>16631273
harsh but fair

Im trans btw dont know if that matters.

>>16631584
You're not a person

>>16631270
imo there's nothing wrong with eating out alone, but not in a fancy restaurant. what would you do in the long waits between being seated, being brought the menu, different courses, and being brought the check? you mention having no bf as if it's a bad thing, so why *wouldn't* you go to a bar alone, do you want to meet people or no? just sit by the counter where there's always an employee near if you're scared about safety.

>>16631318
a feast for a queen

>>16632591
Chef XXXGIRLardee

>be female

>>16631427
psychotic and insufferable people often do not acknowledge or know that they are psychotic and insufferable. if they do know, it's likely something like bipolar disorder or borderline personality disorder.

>>16631584
fetishists
>because that's what they really are

>>16631270

>>16632291
honestly most people are like that, they just either don't realize it or are too afraid to be alone to admit it. remember: the happy façade normies put up on Facebook is just that, a façade.

>>16631270
Are you fat by any chance?

>>16632657
youre not even replying to a real woman you pathetic simp fuck

>>16631270
you will literally NEVER be a woman...i hope you kill yourself

>>16632673
that's the wrong response, Anon.

>>16631270
See pic related.

Based

>>16631334
that explains why is only fast food and wine generals

>>16631270
Just don't be an autisitic faggot, go to a restaurant while it's semi busy and enjoy your meal with confidence

>>16631334
can confirm
t. /lgbt/ tourist

>>16632778
Return to reddit newfag sex wanting shitter

>>16631270
You should have posted this on /adv/.

>>16631270
>Would it be weird for me to dress up and go out to eat somewhere fancy all alone?
>I really want to go to this rooftop bar near me
>is that even acceptable?

It depends entire on whether you’d look like a confident woman who can go treat herself and enjoy it on her own terms, or a sad sack of desperate loneliness.

I can’t give you a definite answer regarding into which category you’d fall unless you post a pic of your feet.
That will tell me everything I need to know, and then I can tell you exactly what you wish to know.

>>16631270
>I know going to a bar alone as a girl is a bad idea.
what