/ck/ - Food & Cooking

You really just have to throw out the whole thing, and the mochachetti too

>>16616244
>I was out of town for a week and my girlfriend who hates to be alone ended up throwing a party
You just know

>Can it go in the dishwasher?

You can fit that inside your wife?

>>16616296
After last weekend? Yeah. He probably can.

>>16616244
>mochachetti

>>16616244
I dunno dude. Stone is porous. I don't think you can use this for food again. I wouldn't. Make that fucker pay for a new one.

>>16616244
Burning bag of shit at the doorstep seems pretty based right about now.

>>16616253
>>16616258
>>16616296
>>16616304
>>16616309
>>16616310
>>16616315
falling for something that's so clearly bait is embarrassing

>>16616244
don't think it's salvageable, as has already been said, it's very porous.

make your neighbour pay for a new one, he can keep yours.

>>16616244
Dump your gf. She fucked someone else and doesn't respect you

>>16616322
Everyone who participates on 4chan treats anything unverifiable as a hypothetical scenario. But now that you replied to everyone's posts you can feel superior.

>>16616337
Yes

>>16616325
Do you think your girlfriend respects you?

>>16616337
Based re ra fjgh

>>16616322
I made a joke. That doesn't mean I fell for the bait.

>>16616358
I know she does

>>16616337
Anon fucking throwing facts out here.

>>16616397
You think she do, but she don't

>>16616358
This isn't about me.

>>16616479
It is about you anon.
This is an intervention

>>16616397
Does she respect wood?

>>16616244
shouldn't have cleaned it
should have just thrown it through his window

>>16617566
better yet
throw the mortar at GF and stick the pestle up the neighbor's asshole
I'm quite mad to be honest.

>>16617690
>throw the mortar at GF and stick the pestle up the neighbor's asshole
I think you have those the wrong way around, anon

>>16617708
Throw the gf at the mortar and stick neighbors up the pestle

>>16616244
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Molcajete

>>16617761
I was actually thinking he should throw the pestle at the mortar and shove the girlfriend up the neighbour's arse.

>>16617782
The neighbor's likely been shoved in the girlfriend's ass already

>>16617792
that's why my plan is to shove the girlfriend up the neighbour's arse, even things up.

>>16616244
>my girlfriend who hates to be alone ended up throwing a party because she is a loser idiot that makes horrible decisions.

Yeah she made a bad decision going out with a loser like you.

>>16617982
Hey now that's not nice

>>16616472
Nah. She do.
>>16617377
Yeah. We're refinishing some free tables and cabinets together

>>16618840

What the heck?
I dried it out last night and now it's discolored :(
That can't be actual poo right?

>Find out who did it
>Drive to their house and throw it through their fucking window
>Throw the mortar through a second window
>Have girlfriend buy you new mortar and pestle

Time to sell it on craigslist

>>16619013
its doo doo mayne

>>16619036
Literally this. Or get a new girlfriend, one who doesn't throw wild drunken parties behind your back and fucks everyone but you and lets retards shit in your pestle and mortar because she "doesn't like being alone"

>doesn't know how to traditionally season his molckachkietty with human shit

>>16619036
>>16619124
and kill her too

>>16617765
That's the right spelling?
Is the L silent?

>>16619493
No you fucking idiot but you should be

>>16616244

Invite the neighbor over for dinner. Make guacamole at the table for them with it. Make them eat it.

>>16619542
Gross

>>16616244
beat the shit out of your neighbour and shit on something he values and break up with your cheating gf.

>>16619628
violence is never the answer

>tfw anons gf actually deuced in his mochachetti.
Anon, it's just food anyway. It's just been pushed throw an asshole, that's all.

>>16616244
I hope you mean ex girlfriend

If a stone mortar and pestle couldn't go through a dishwasher safely, I wouldn't want to be using it for food preparation anyway.

You could soak it in bleach, but like this >>16616310 guy said, I wouldn't trust it.

>>16620375
So dishwasher then?

I agree with >>16619036. Post results afterwards and make sure you avoid cameras. You want revenge, not evidence.

>>16619036
>>16619036
>Have girlfriend buy you new mortar and pestle
She has zero money . I would have to give her the money to buy me one

Rape your girl painfully in the ass, honor kill her then burn your neighbors house down kill him too. Show the world the fury of a man who’s had his food ducked with. Then you can try and make a getaway or kill yourself.

>>16621900
quikdubs.

>>16619013
did you stick that thing up your butt? is this all just a ruse?

>>16616322
>FUCKING PLEBS
>I AM THE SMART ONE!!!1

>>16616322
>falling for something that's so clearly bait is embarrassing
You just know

>>16616244
if you want to sterilize it, stick it in a pot of boiling water. or use a bleach solution, or peroxide, preferably bleach. since it's already rough stone (basalt), you don't have to worry about scratching it up or ruining a finish, and you absolutely need to get into the pores of the stone.

>>16624332
This won't really work. I have a scat fetish and my gf poops into my molcajete when I'm making guac. It never really comes clean and we bought a spare one that so we don't have to worry about cross contamination

>>16624346
>molcajete
How are you guys all pronouncing this?

>>16616337
Thank you for your service

>>16624515
mole-cat-heat

>>16616337

>>16624543
Mole-cah-shitty

>>16619577

They're the ones that shit in it.
If they don't want to eat the guacamole, then they can buy a new one. Maybe it will also make them think twice about shitting in someone's stuff

>>16624543
That can't be right