/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16579805
Anything made in a slow cooker

>>16579805
isn't that what japos call neopolitan?

>>16579847
you tell me. japs eat spaghetti and ketchup too?

>>16579830
Based

>>16579805
You better hope Toodles doesn't see this, anon.

>>16579805
Literally an Asian dish

>>16580188
that's what he said

>>16579805

>>16579822
Do Americans really?

>>16580420
yes circa 1999

>>16580420
That is a traditional Dutch and Belgian snack. No joke. Hagelslag - shitty plastic sprinkles on top of toast. The absolute state of yuropoors

>>16580435
That isn't hagelslag.
This is hagelslag
Amerilards are just mad that they cant eat chocolate on bread because they'll het diabetus

>>16580493
You're fucking stupid.

>>16580435
My mom's family was from Ireland and they used to make them with butter. They called them "Jimmies."

>>16579822
this is a dutch thing

>>16580205
Wouldn't be surprised if that nigga is dead by now, image is older than this fucking place altogether.

>>16579805
>sketti
Where does the k come from?

>buttered ketchup
Fucking buttered? What?

all animal based food is white trash food

>>16579805
have you tried jollibee spaghetti?

>>16580435
>>16580420
In Australia it's fairy bread.

Bread, butter, sprinkles. Cut it into four triangles and serve at every child's birthday party. Any Australian who didn't have fairy bread as a kid was obviously the one who never got invited.

>>16580493
>americans don't eat chocolate donuts

>>16579862
Venezuelans do

>>16580956

W-w-what the FUCK is that???

>all animal based food is white trash food

>>16579805
Filipinos are white now?

>>16579805
you will get Damnatio Memoriae

>>16579805
Agreed. Had this in my childhood. But thanks to /ck/ I know better now.

>>16581091
Mayonnaise Jello Salad

>>16581132
That actually sounds pretty okay. I don't know why savoury gelatin makes people so squeamish.

Congratulations /ck/, you have at last made me throw up in my own mouth. This is quite a feat! You should be proud of yourselves.

>>16579862
Flips do that. They have a whole globe-spanning fast food chain dedicated to spaghetti and ketchup

>>16580188
>>16581098
>bug people eat the same shit as white trash american
well then it must be exotic and sophisticated! i was wrong this whole time!

>>16581098
All asians are pretty much just white trash.

>>16579805
i'd try it, even if it's probably awful

>>16579805
rent free

>>16579805

>>16581132
the thumbnail is staring right at me

>>16581132
Starro got turned into slop

Dont have a pic , buy my Doritoes™ Chicken Casserole

>>16579822
>>16580420
>>16580435
>>16580628
>>16580516
the dutch invented sprinkles specifically for topping on bread

this was its FIRST USE.
ice cream only became populaar with modern freezing techniques

>>16581158
To be fair, Jolibee has chicken too. Everything is way overpriced..

>>16583428
Topping on cake* fucking retard

>>16582310
>no shrooms
>no hash browns
>no black pudding
>bread isn't fried, just buttered

>>16583585
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eENBoEFicos
nah bread

nothing beats frozen nuggers and box mac
just needs a disgusting pile of ketchup over the entire thing

>>16580537
Isn't that badland chugs?

>>16583586
It's a light brekkie.

>>16580537
>>16584764
It is.

>>16584313
my roomate right out of college told me he ate two of these a day for eight years. scared the fuck out of me.

>>16579822
>>16579822
get fucked m8 fairy bread is kino

>>16584833
did he have any teeth left?

>>16579822
Love seeing the Amerisharts pretend this one's not on them, lol.

>>16579862
Yes. After WW2 the nips were desperate for new ways to use the food aid that the US sent them and one of the recipes that caught on is esentially spaghetti with thinned out ketchup.

>>16584663
God that looks so fucking good holy shit dude.

>>16586241
All you need from a chippy is

Fish
Chips
Mushy peas
Salt and vinegar

>>16586256
haha holy shit, based as fuck dude nice.

>>16579805
>be me
>like 7
>at daycare
>female friend globs ketchup on her mac n cheese

>>16584313
These are delicious. Neck yourself.

>>16586241
I had this exact supper last night. With 2 pickled eggs and a can of Irn Bru

frozen pizza

>>16586800
my weakness
throw some ranch and sriracha on it and we're talking

>>16585401
yeah he was in oddly good health, was an eagle scout an stuff. i assume hes going to be one of those people who all of a sudden gains a bunch of weight when their metabolism hits a wall

>>16584663
Is that shells and cheese? How hoitie toitie of you.

>>16583586
>no disgusting fungus
>no literal pig blood clot patty
>no redundant carbs

The American way is truly superior.

>>16579805

>>16579822
>>16585999
>>16580420
>>16580516
this is fairy bread, it's from australia and new zealand
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fairy_bread

>>16580542
Spa-ghetti
S-ghetti
Sgetti
sketti

>>16581132
>grant us eyes
>grant us eyes

>>16579862
yeah, pasta naporitan. Actually really fucking good cause they use ketchup with way less sugar

>>16589953
Isn't low-sugar ketchup just regular tomato sauce?

>>16590012
Depends on which hemisphere you're living in.

>>16588189
im convinced people only eat krystals for the nostalgia of a white trash upbringing

>>16580563
>>16581092

>>16588437
probably the only white trash dish here

also this

>>16589953
>American ketchup
GROSS YUCKY DO BURGERS REALLY

>Japanese ketchup
WAAOOOOOOOW *soyface* NIPPON KECCHIAPPU MADE FROM TOMATOES PULVERIZED 1000 TIMES SO SOPHISTICATED! U-UMAI! UMAI!! UMAI! UMAI! UMAI!

>>16579847
kuroneko best girl.

>>16588437
Jeetheth Quieth

I both fear and respect the wh*Te midwesterner's ability to eagerly devour plain cold meat on white bread

>>16581092
black people love eating meat and animal based food, cleetus

>>16592775
don't let the guards catch you with that cell phone brotha

>>16581132
>Where we're going, we won't need eyes to see....

>>16584313
They're trashy but I do enjoy them every once in a while. Especially if they're cold.
>>16584833
How horrific

>>16587814
>Not wanting more with your breakfast
I can tell you're not American.

I dated a girl who put Hersheys chocolate syrup on pasta. She also put ketchup on white rice and ate it as a meal. That relationship didn't last long. She was hot though.

completely white trash

What does this board think of my mutt grandma's lasagna?

>>16591268
Did you really think that would work?

>>16590933
I still sometimes get a desire to eat sloppa that combines macaroni pasta, canned tomatoes, canned corn, and browned onions because my mom made a slightly mutated ground beef goulash (she didn't know it was goulash, I think it was something she learned from a potluck) for like 1/8 of my dinners as a kid.

>>16583428
>the dutch invented

Go fart in an oven you clog wearing dyke fingerer or I'll burn down a windmill.

>>16593315
I want K. Rool to dutch oven me

>>16592995
sloppa but looks like it tastes good

>>16579805
My wife’s cousins in serbia eat spaghetti with ketchup.

>>16592995
even the shittiest sloppa can taste amazing when made with love :-)

>>16584663
>fancy boxed Mac instead of Kraft
Woah look at mr big shot over here

Move aside plebs

Mixing peanut butter and cool whip. My guilty pleasure.

>>16579805
they do this in japan

>>16579847
yes, they do>>16589953
no they

>>16589953
no, we use heinz

Anti-White thread

>>16594155
Also, I'm glad that the mods just confirmed that racism is ok when it's anti-White racism.

>>16594155
>>16594161
Wonder how long a "Ghetto Nigga Food" thread would last.

>>16594161
nigger

>>16594172
wait nevermind this >>16586877 has been up for 165 posts so I guess it's fair and balanced moderation.

>>16594155
cope timmy you smell like wet dog

Trailer park trash mode engaged.

>>16579805
U ironically Larry Wolfe on the Wolfe Pit YouTube channel has great examples of huwite trash food. He and his wife even show their giant beetus hands in the videos for extra huwite trash realism

>>16580158
reading this post feels like when, in school, the retarded kid would come up to you in the hallway with his big silly retarded smile and say "hi anon! i love slinkey!" and show you a fucked spring and you just kinda nod and smile and reply "right on, naveed. you enjoy that slinky."
the thought of being at all cruel to a person this simple never even enters the brain because on some level you realize you'll never be as happy as they are. i hope toodles enjoyed and continues to enjoy his ketchup noodles.

Anything from Little Debbie.

>>16594218
Absolutely based, nothing goes better with a pure sugar cookie than a pure sugar soda.

>>16594256
Sugar addiction paved the way for crystal meth in the trailer trash crowd.

crazy shit like this

whatever paw-paw and the boys bring back from hunting

>>16579805
https://youtu.be/Zm9Idn9sVsE

when the welfare check hits and you get to go to walmart and stock up

>>16594284
doesn't look much different than chicken salad

>>16585999
>Amerisharts pretend this one's not on them
actually, Murikun trash use a cinnamon/sugar mix to sprinkle on buttered toast. Or, maybe crystal meth, depending on how classy you are.

>>16579822
My family had a variation, that used butter and sugar. It was superior, because it was easier to eat, didn't have food coloring and didnt get stuck in your teeth. We also microwaved it, instead of toasting it, because it added a better texture.

>>16594313
>microwave
>better texture

makes sense why those faggots in england shipped your criminal asses to a new continent

>>16588220

Ooohhh, majestic!
A hunter is a hunter even in a dream, but alas, not too fast.

>>16594284
Rabbit is really nice though, I'd eat it all the time in France.

>>16580507
>Jimmies
Yes, dickhead. That's what they're called.

>>16588189
i would mog 20 of these little fuckers

>>16594430
they are if you're gay

>>16594300
this stuff doesn't taste like anything it's so bland

>>16594274
I wouldn't make this, but I would try a small slice. Reminds me kind of carrot cake.

>>16594961
>hurr durr I don't know what carrot cake is
Carrot cake doesn't have tomatoes in it, you absolute mindless fuck.

>>16588189

They're tastier than they should be, even the frozen ones.

>>16594430
they're called hundreds and thousands

>>16584313
My coworkers and I make well over 100k/year and of the 20 employees I work with at least two of them regularly bring these in for lunch

>>16594430
Okay, Arin. Play more house party

>>16580185
can confirm, have eaten this every night for the last 3 years, great meal

>>16582310
arent the tomatoes supposed to be cooked?

Europoor here
Do americans seriously believe that so called "white trash" is the root of all problems in America? More so than niggers?
Just seems retarded to me.

>>16581134
Just read the ingredients, it's not like it's aspic or kholodets or some actually good savory gelatin, it's literally watery mayonnaise gelatin with bits of cucumber, onion, and canned pimento. Sounds horrid

>>16590933
Goulash is one of my favorite things to make
the key is good sauce

>>16587814
I agree that black pudding is disgusting and that one carb is enough for breakfast, but you can fuck right off if you don't think fried mushrooms are the bees knees and the best part of breakfast

>>16594251
oh man I loved those christmas cakes, they make em cheaper than they used to though.

>>16593627
these are weirdly good

>>16594243
>>16594238
I'd try a fried squirrel. Not a rat though.

>>16592778
Almost 10% of blacks are vegan or vegetarian, the highest number of any race

>>16594406
The bones are a PITA though

>>16579805
>White Trash Cuisine

>>16579805
> White Trash Cuisine

>>16596539
Coastal racists do because they're the only group they are allowed to be racist against. In reality they have almost zero impact on the country's problems outside of the opiod crisis steamrolling small town USA into lethargic destitution. But that in itself is a problem caused by the pharmaceutical and biotech industries on the coasts.

>>16592850
>>16594274
>>16594251
Agreed

>>16596918
I dunno I just stripped the meat straight off of them they never seemed like an issue to me.

>>16596989
ALL of the fentanyl comes illegally from China. All of it.

>>16594155
This

>>16580507
Gotta be sure to give them a good rustlin before putting them on the bread.

>>16590933
God, goulash was my savior as a kid living in poor ass fucking Arkansas. For as little as 8 dollars, my sister and I ate for fucking ever. Helped fight the hunger over the weekends when we couldn't depend on the school for food.

>>16597026
It started with Oxy, moron. Fentanyl came later.

>>16594227
based alabamian

>>16592778
you do realize calling someone cleetus isn't an insult in 2021, right? it's a compliment to any white man

>>16596539
Every single stereotype that applies to blacks also applies to southern whites, watermelons, grape soda, hydrophobia and everything. Just swap the deadbeat dad for incest.

>>16597380
Blacks have a higher rate of incest though.
Deadbeat dad generally applies to both.

>>16597380
>hydrophobia
Nah.
>incest
Doesn't happen any more in the South than anywhere else.

>>16597380
>southern whites
>hydrophobia

>>16579805
>White Trash Cuisine
>having to add "trash" to make your point
lol

>>16597655
Yeah, it's not like it's a thread about Korean food.

>>16594284
Pretty much. Rabbit's great, though it was usually what this anon>>16596785 says, just because they're the most plentiful and easiest targets. Not bad, but little meat for the work.

>>16596539
This is a thread about food.

>>16597624
He somehow thinks that the part of the country with the warmest bodies of water, the largest attractions in many rural areas, means we're afraid of water. Retardation is the only real explanation, anon. Don't mock him, pity him, for he is neither sound of mind nor southern.

>>16597875
It's bound to happen these days when the topic is centred on the primary scapegoat for racists in America to blame everything on. Just the interesting times we live in.

>>16593621
>kraft, made with butter and milk
>not thirteen cent stoneyfield made with margarine and powdered milk
I am going to come over to your house and rip the head off your gijoe, just because you have toys.

>>16594214
3 to the left are hood tier, 2 to the right are trailer tier. learn you some demographics.

>>16597884
Many Poor, uneducated whites are incredibly racist and resentful because they aren’t on top anymore. Fuck em.

>>16597168

>>16597949
>are incredibly racist and resentful
No, this applies more to liberal whites and minorities profiting off the new privileges and powers of prescriptivist Progressive Fundamentalism. They know they are everything they complain about, that they were given it all due to the implementation of actual systematic discrimination built off the model of the White Privilege myth they invented.
So they lash out at the group of people who were never on top. Externalization. It's standard sociopathic behaviour.

>>16597902
Margarine and powdered milk?

You guys aren't just using water?

>>16594155
>>16594161
Black hands typed this post

>>16598020
based anti-racist Blackbro

>>16597915
In Alabama, white trash drinks whatever they can get. Beggars aint choosy, they just wanna get high. Demographics dont mean shit.

>>16594345
This is the place for the "hot date" night in white trash land.

>>16597884
This is the point where /pol/ trolls enter the thread.

>>16594430
Are your Jimmies rustled anon?

>>16597999
Trips of truth. "Racist" is a pejorative used against whites who dare to complain about their societies being stolen from them.

>>16594202
Niggers smell like dead animals and 5-day unwashed balls. Black people smell far worse than any other race, and science confirms. Deodorant companies who market to African Americans need special formulas to counter the nigger stink that everyone already knows about.

>>16598372
Red lobster, olive garden, and applebees is the trifecta of what trash considers to be upscale.

>put on button up shirt and nice pants
>tell my wife we are going out somewhere nice and she does the same
>pull into THE olive garden parking lot and she catches onto my scheme
>we both have a hearty laugh in the car
>enjoy a meal of mediocre pasta dishes, cheap wine, and our make pretend fancy night out

Overall made a fun time of it

>>16597949
>>16598383
Perhaps reddit would suit your taste better

>>16598383
Get fucked, cockbreath. Your type doesn't belong here.

>>16580956
This is not "white trash" cuisine in any way. This is exactly the kind of "trad" shit that most of the autistic fags on this website want

>>16598817

>>16594202
And black people smell like unwashed cock and rotten dead animals. The difference is that the body odor of africans is pungent and stings the nostrils, and is detectable even several yards away, whereas white people smell like musky dog and milk, but you can only tell if you get right up in their armpit or smell their sweaty clothes. Science confirms that africans have the strongest musk, and east Asians have the mildest, with Caucasians somewhere in the middle.

>>16598851
/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16598854
Really? Then this whole thread should be deleted because its a thinly veiled anti-white troll thread that just mentions food. If i threw in a quip about watermelon in my post would it be acceptable banter?

>>16598854
Disgenious nigger

>>16594238
chinks aren't white

>>16590933
ah, we call that Hascheehörnchen over her. classic food at boyscouts camp and during basic training.

>>16598876
Yes it would you overly triggered bitchbaby

>>16597282
And guess where the poppies to make the oxy came from? That's right, China.

>>16598851
this is why i love this website you people are damn autistic

>>16585999
God damn you're pathetic.

>>16597884
>primary scapegoat for racists in
Shut the fuck up you big lipped, peanut brained, crack smoking, shit stinking, watermelon gobbling, chicken bone littering, spear chucking, child abandoning, welfare sucking, tongue clucking, rape loving, murderous dark skinned mongrel.

>>16597949
Since when have poor, "uneducated" hillbillies been on top of anything that isn't a family member? You're delusional.

>>16579847
>>16580158
>>16589953
>>16579805
OP pic isnt actually all that bad but you have to do it RIGHT.

My Aunt could do it perfectly. You have to cook ground beef, leaving in the grease, and add water for the noodles. You have to be careful with the amount of ketchup, only enough for the flavor and acidity. Too much and the flavor is overpowering... unlike regular spaghetti sauce it will be ruined.

Her grandma taught her how to fix it as a kid back in the 60s.

Also probably want a hearty tomatoy ketchup like frenches rather than one of these trash HFCS syrups.
> like it used to be in the glass bottle

>>16586800
Fuck you

>>16593627
>Big Ass
or
>Big Azed
????
Gogogo

>>16592995
Looks legit.

>>16594274
Actually looks ok.

>>16598004
you where lucky. We used to just eat pocketlint soaked in cold poison and pretendet it was mack an cheese. But we were happy.

>>16600814
>Azed
"ayy-zee"

>>16580420
That's Aussie shit not American!

>>16601498
newfag

>>16599815
seething mutt

>>16598730
retard

>>16598359
>demographics don't mean shit
lol. lmao.

>>16593627
I want to try these but they're like 4 bucks for some reason

>>16598359
>Demographics dont mean shit.
RETARD ALERT!

>>16588220
Kek

Cut up hot dogs with eggs.
>my sister works with a Bosnian girl
>she married this American guy
>he white trash but she grew so poor he's rich to her
>she tells my sister she ate the most delicious food
>my sister asks what it is
> she says eggs with hot dogs in them
> my sister laughs and tells her she eating poor people food
>she doesn't care, she loves it
Where can I find a cute Bosnian gf?

>>16602650
That do with respect to poverty, education, skill, etc.

Everything else, like culture and personality, can be controlled. Raceatters insofar as we all choose to male it matter.

>>16602650 #
That do with respect to poverty, education, skill, etc.

Everything else, like culture and personality, can be controlled. Race matters insofar as we all choose to make it matter.

>>16602650 #
That's true with respect to poverty, education, skill, culture, etc.

All that can mostly be controlled. Race doesnt have to be important. It matters insofar as we all choose to make it matter.

>>16579805
>>16579847
>>16579862
and few koreans do this. i don't wanna admit it but it's taste actually good...

>>16579805
I do this but take it a step further and use ramen noodles. Brown some ground beef and throw in some onions with pickles. Top with american cheese. It's basically cheese burger ramen.

>>16579805
racist

>>16579805
Cute
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yICGDwYtrg

just made some, pretty fucking tasty

>>16598817
true
aspics are patrician and if you arent a faggot are pretty tasty

>>16598817
hey buddy
hint: the people who drool over tradfaggotry are the white trash

>>16588189

>>16604632
This never fails to make me laugh.