/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16570199
the only thing i wouldn't finish is the breadcrumbs

>>16570199
I went to a BBQ joint at 13 on a school field trip. The retard class tagged along with us. This kid with down syndrome stood up with his cock in his hand and shot a load all over the table. Will never forget it

>>16570276
Special sauce

>>16570199
What is that pile of yellow mush? Is that a crushed up piece of cornbread? Why would someone do this?

>>16570276
Would press X to doubt, but we had cafeteria wankers at my school so I don't know.

>LE MEAT!!!

>>16570199
>why is brooklyn barbecue taking over the world

>>16570199
That brisket looks pretty moist tho. NGL SHE WHET.

>>16570466
I dont doubt it. if you ever went to a school that had a small section of special kids you'd know they do the most fucked up weird shit. had a guy at my middle school eat his own feces during lunch hour.

>>16570199
It does look nice. Is it not nice?

>>16570199
is that cornmeal? what is the point of that

>>16570199
Unpopular opinion: barbecue is fucking awful. Shitty meats that taste like a campfire and get stuck in your teeth for a fucking week. There's a reason this shit started as poor people food: it sucks.

>>16570735
Floss

>>16570647
i'm guessing it's mac and cheese with some kind of cracker topping or something like that

>>16570199
Everything, but the brisket looks absolutely awful. Fries as a side at a BBQ joint? Fuck off.

>>16570276
ahh yes
a thing that totally happened

>>16570443
I think it's probably grits.

>>16571196
Looks too dry to be grits.

>>16571118
thats not fries thats chips fries is what you get at a maccies

>>16570291
underrated post

>>16572212
Those are wedges you limey cunt

>>16571284
It is grits and yeah looks dry.

>>16570276
I'm believing this happened because it's only funny when I do.

>>16572222
Checked but wasted

>>16572231
good why don't you wedge them up your ass dicklicker

>>16570443
It's most likely mac and cheese topped with crumbs, the expectation being you will mix it a little bit before eating. What you see is probably all there is, just a thin layer on top.

i find smoked sausages at bbq joints to be underrated, they are usually very tasty. thoughts?

>tfw good $15 or less bbq buffets are ubiquitous
south carolina is god's own country

>>16572379
Concur. I always recommend smoking sausages to everyone who is starting to smoke foods because even if you fuck up your ribs or brisket or picnic you won't fuck up the sausage and it will taste great.

>>16570276
>>16570466
>OH SAY CAAAN YOU SHART

>>16570199
Way Down South, Oslo?

>>16570276
I haven't seen a tard story in such a long time.

>>16572246
That was pretty much the point of tard stories, RIP greentext threads.

>>16570276
thats honestly pretty based and alpha-like. i would have been left with no other option than to lap up his cum

>>16570276
Peak america>>16570291

>>16570199

>>16572365
>16572365
fucking served

>>16570199
I would eat that