/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16562690
At the domicile wherein your maternal progenitor resides, as prepared by her.

heart attack grill las vegas

I had just eaten mexican food for 5 straight days and hadn't eaten anything that day and was also too drunk to object to going to another mexican restaurant so I ordered a cheeseburger off of the kids menu. I don't even remember anything about why it was disgusting just that it was disgusting enough so I ordered 2 tacos that got me back in line. It was also byob so I drank 4 buschs that I had grabbed from the party we were just at. I think we were only there for 25 minutes.

Five Guys. the one near me is staffed by retards that get the order wrong every time.

Last time I had Burger King in 2012. It tasted like poverty and sadness

>>16562735
It's still way better than McDonald's.

McDonalds at LAX. I didn't realise bigmacs in the u.s. were so slimey and gross.

>>16562700
Based

Diavola, just a cheeseburger but there was so much sauce and dressing the bun was soaked and the burger almost slid out every bite. Incredible unappetizing and there was basically nothing too it.

>>16562757
> comes to America to eat something you can find anywhere in the world

brainlet

>>16562690
Frozen white castle. Absolute dog shit, but in the middle of a drunken bender it does wonders.

>>16562815
No cap sheesh yessir

Culver's Mushroom and Swiss burger. I love mushroom and swiss and it just tasted weird and bad. I tried to scrape off the toppings and eat it with ketchup and mustard but it was unsalvagable

>>16562690
My parents mix worcestershire sauce and a fuck ton of spices into the meat like they are going to make a meatloaf. Then they knead it and make huge pucks and grill them well done, fucking hell how dry it is is unbearable

>>16562690
The Dizzy Whizz in Louisville. FUCK THAT PLACE.

>>16562914
That's what the ketchup is for.

>>16562732
You can say niggers, it’s okay.

>>16562932
And you can go the fuck back to /pol/. No one will miss you here.

>>16562935
Woof, somebody's time of the month

>>16562690
The worst I can remember is probably a tie between the last time I ate at an A&W's about 5-6 years ago and the last time I ate at a Big Boy in 2013. TMostly they were just completely generic and devoid of any real flavor. The Sourdough Melt I had a couple weeks ago from Culver's is a close contender though, the meat barely tasted like anything.

My girlfriend and I went to Kew Gardens on a day out, at lunch we went over to one of the restaurants.
The way service was handled was a literal weird and the place was obviously marketing itself as higher end bistro. Basically just burgers or a whole chicken.
I got a cheeseburger and my girlfriend, who's vegetarian, got the celeriac burger. We were expecting it to be mashed and made into a patty and fried or something, similar to pic related.
Instead, it was literally a slice of celeriac that had been deep fried in the greasiest batter I've ever had. Biting into it, as soon as you bit through the greasy outside, a combination of oil and hot water would run into your mouth, and the celeriac still had some bite to it and tasted like literal anus.
She ended up eating half and swapping the rest for my chips, I persevered because I'm a waste not want not retard, but do NOT get the celeriac burger if you go to Kew Gardens.

>>16562690
One I made myself. Made me want to puke, I just cant cook burgers

>>16563030
It's a lump of ground meat, what can you possibly mean by "you can't cook burgers"

90/10% sirloin that had been packaged so tight that it became a paste. Then it sat frozen on my doorstep for 3 days in January. It was the dryest meat ever and tasted of fish.

>>16562690
Worst burger was when my stepmom cooked burgers at a party, but made mine and my brother's severely undercooked to the point where the inside looked raw and was still mold-able. We asked her if she could cook them for a bit longer but she got mad and said if they weren't cooked enough then we could put them in the microwave. That didn't really do much besides make her mad when we actually did that. The burger didn't cook well in the microwave either.

Ever noticed how most places have burgers on the menu, just in case a customer doesn't want the main cuisine? I know people who absolutely will not eat anything "ethnic", and without burgers and chicken strips, they would go hungry when forced to tag-a-long.

The worst burger I ever had was at one of these places. I wasn't in the mood for fried seafood, so I ordered a burger. It was nearly inedible.

Oftentimes, those burgers blow everything else out of the water. Not that day.

>>16563082
I hate women

>>16563030
bro learn how to do that just get a 5 pound package and practice

>>16562700
Stop encouraging my father. He will never be a woman.

>>16562863
SKIRRRRRT

Don’t have a picture unfortunately but Japanese supermarkets sell cheeseburgers in paper or plastic wrap for a dollar that you are supposed to microwave later. They just sit on a shelf so I can’t imagine what they are made of.

Usually they aren’t too bad if you have them as a snack while drinking. But one day I went to a the supermarket/home center to buy firewood and charcoal for a bbq and I bought a burger and a coke, I was hungry as because my girlfriend (Japanese) was being passive aggressive about something so I said I didn’t want breakfast even though I did.

There were hard onions in there and the sauce and mayonnaise was the consistency of butter. Had to pull over on the way home to spit it out the window of the car. My fault for not microwaving it but I’d eaten microwaved food cold before and it was fine.

After that I slapped her on the ass and said come on let’s enjoy this bbq. We hugged and she gave me a bj (didn’t swallow) and all was well. I only mention that to show that the passive aggressiveness ended and we had a good day after.

Literally any burger served in a hard bun. Fucking pointless.

>>16562690
not at home. burgertime jal w/cheese is the exception. have a happy day!!

>>16562690
Some Turkish chicken shop in Cheltenham. The patty was deep fried.

>>16562690
Burger King.
Literally never had a nice burger from there.

my ex gf was clueless in the kitchen but wanted to make me a special burger for my birthday, what i got was an undercooked ground chicken patty, fresh cucumber, bearnaise sauce, carrots and french fries among other things inside a cheap bun
i told her it was delicious and ate the whole thing but for fucks sake that thing was bad

>>16562690
One I ordered from a Döner kebab shop. Turks literally can’t cook anything but kebab.

>>16562690
>yesterday
>MagDonna's
>cheeseburger. they added mayonnaise for some reason
fucking disgusting

>>16563134
Are you the guy who posted his bento box in the Uber eats chow mein thread

>>16563181
Nah not me. I know what thread you’re talking about but I didn’t open it.

>>16562690
Jack's or Sonic, both fast food joints. School lunch s0yburgs were better.

my mom is not a great cook, bless her heart
she made these turkey burgers when I was a little kid they were lean and overcooked and I did that kid thing where I puked in my mouth and swallowed it while pretending to enjoy the meal
my mom never made turkey burgers again so I guess she got the message

>>16562690
In n out

Just kidding. Some Del Taco burger was the worst. But in n out is the second to worst.

>>16562932

>>16562690
In elementary school. I'd eat almost anything they served but the burgers were so bad. Tasted and smelled like if you made a burger then let it cool down and reheated it every day for a week. Couldn't get it down even when smothering it in ketchup.

Places that serve overly greasy burgers are pretty unenjoyable too. I like fatty food but fatty beef with no toppings except cheese/bacon/mayo starts to be kind of gross halfway through the burger.

>>16562821
You just described all US food

>>16562836
people tell me frozen white castle is very close to the real thing, not that it contradicts your statement

my mom made one that was like an inflexible puck of charcoal that tasted like it had an entire salt shaker mixed in, served on stale white bread with ketchup and nothing else

forced down like two bites and threw the rest away, she must have been drunk off her ass that night

>>16563161
I have but the last time I ate there was 2008

>>16562690
harvey's. super bland

Any fast food burger blows dog dick

The foie gras burger from Quick, oh god the memories

>>16563427
So they're just like your mom. Neat.

I had a cheeseburger at a country music festival, the bun was stale and the patty was legitimately raw mince beef with some kind of starchy binder. I couldn't finish the whole thing and it cost me AUD$20 as well. It was sickening.

>>16562690
Small town on Cebu Island in the Philippines, had a £1 burger from a street food stall, it was some kind of disgusting frozen patty and they drowned the whole burger in ketchup and mayonnaise

>>16562690
In hong kong, they put some brown sauce on the bottom of a medium cooked burger that smelled like poop
I was already nauseous from the pollution and a 20h flight I got no sleep on, but that really was just too much for me.
picrel from google, you can see the vile sauce on the bottom

>>16563459
It honestly might've been some "exquisit" poop. Chinese people are really into that, see the Taiwan toilet restaurant.

>>16563364
it's not, but I still eat it because there's no white castle around me

>>16562921
I’m back. FUCK THE DIZZY WHIZZ.

>>16562690
every time i ever order burgers when i visit another country they drown the patty in oil/grease. to where its dripping off thr patty and making the bun soggy. absolutely disgusting. i think its what foreigners think american food is supposed to be like?

>>16562690
At potatomans diner on a buisnes trip. Made up all american diner in germanistan. The worst. Real Americans should go there and burn it down. But they'll probably like those rubbery, the cheapest deep frozen, patties and buns. Disgusting

>>16563779
I’ll be visiting Lexington soon, any idea where I can get a decent burger?

>>16562690

At a college cafeteria. Tasted like it was barely cooked and left a bad aftertaste. I'm surprised I didn't shit my guts out later that day.

>>16562718
why did you go to that nightmare restaurant

>>16563134
Didn’t read lmao

>>16563130
baste muscleanon, dabbing on his dadmom

>>16564239
I live in Vegas and I've never even heard of that place, what's the big deal with it? Where is it?

>>16564300
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-DDbXh1MYc

>>16564313
This guy seems like a complete sociopath

>>16564353
He was a dietician who opened the restaurant to make fun of people who have "cheat days" on their diets. Now it's just a sensationalist meme that has become unstoppable.

>>16564353
Nah he’s pretty based. He used to be a a fitness expert until he became disillusioned with the health industry, now he runs a restaurant that doesn’t lie about how unhealthy it is and in fact celebrates it. Every guest knows exactly what they’re in for when they visit and he makes sure they do. I recall someone actually died eating there and the owner keeps that guys ashes in his restaurant to show people.

Someplace in Ladysmith BC, I was like 11 traveling with my parents and there was nothing open in town save for this place. Went in it was so dark, cigarette stained walls, brown shag carpet, and the yellowed billboard menu. All the people who were there looked like they didn't want to be, but had nowhere else to go. Specifically asked what I wanted on my burger (still pretty young and just liking simple stuff it was mustard, onions and pickles). It took like 40 minutes for them to prepare it, came out and when we got it it had ALL the toppings on it. The fries were like literal shoestring, just floppy and hard. It all tasted like shit, even my dad grimaced and threw out the stuff, but for some reason, some people took offense to that and started to verbally insult us, we left quick and several of those same people followed us in their cars up to the point of us leaving town. Never go to Ladysmith

Burger was unremarkable, more of a worst burger story
>open kitchen
>waiting for my burger to cook
>meanwhile they're portioning out the meat for the burgers
>huge tray just in the open in the hot kitchen with several hours worth of meat for the burgers in the form of large balls of meat
>the balls are prepared by a cook taking a portion of the meat and slapping it between their bare hands
>wasn't busy so cook shoots the shit with the other cook
>whole time slapping the same ball of meat
I waited for 10+ minutes and watched the same ball of meat get slapped around back and forth. Someone had it served later. At least they overcooked their burgers to shit so maybe no one got sick, still disgusting.

>>16564486
Isn't it possible that he had washed his hands?

>>16564382
>>16564394
He got so angry at fat people he decided that instead of trying to teach them the way he'll just fucking kill them
That's why it's free to eat if you're 350+ all he wants is to see all the fatties burn

>>16562690
Burger King

>>16562690
these things are the worst ones
I can tolerate big azz or fast bites brands but this one is just vile

My roomate is one of those retards who eats all red meat raw because he’s a shit cook but try’s to convince everyone that he actually likes it that way because it makes him more of a Viking or whatever, pretty funny watching him trying to enjoy it when he obviously doesn’t. Anyway he made us burgers like picrel once that had raw bacon in the patty too, fucking horrifying

>>16564833
Is your roommate Jack?

>>16564579
Maybe after a couple reincarnations I'll be this based, but not this time around

>>16562690
Hardee's. Two days ago. They said it was "coming fresh off the grill" but when they took it out to my car a half hour later, the fucking thing was cold, the cheese was too small, and the meat was dry and unseasoned. Gross, awful, sad. Never go there for anything other than a biscuit

>>16564838
Sad to say but Jack is probably the better cook

>>16562690
impossible whopper from burger king, i have no clue what they did to it but it was nasty. never got it again, and if i want a burger i usually go to mcdonald's now

>>16564833
does your room mate post a new thread here every fucking day?

>>16562836
>>16563364
They're way better if you let them thaw in the fridge then microwave for 33 seconds with one end of the packaging open.

>>16562836
not if you get the jalapeño cheese type

>>16562690
Some meme restaurant supposedly run by a semi-famous Dutch TV chef. I should have known better but the place looked quite alright from the outside and my wife and I had been drinking all day (weekend holiday)

>>16562981
I'd like to meet the person who thought jusrmt putting celery root on a bun is a good idea and beat them unconscious with one.

>>16565026
I feel like that would take a long time. The celery root would probably break first.

>>16562914
Tell them to add minced onion. It'll be 2x as good

"gourmet" hamburger place at nearby town, bread was old and sad, cheese was ok, meat was without any taste, they used poor brand mayo and the bacon was literally raw

>>16562690
Literally never had a ‘bad’ burger.

>>16565122
>I feel like that would take a long time.
Good.

>>16563952
No idear, mac. I was just a hungry traveler passing through.

>>16565286
Just makes them more likely to fall apart when flipping

>>16564300
It's down on Fremont street. I didn't eat there, just kind of watched the spectacle from the windows. Place smelled like rancid lard from the outside.

Probably 5 guys. Just soggy, greasy, and disappointing.

>>16562690
High School cafeteria.
/thread

Place called King Kone. In Albany, Oregon. One of those old-timey left-over burger joints from the 50s, 60s. Supposedly had good ice cream/shakes, etc. I was used to the type of establishment, so I also got burgers and fries, since they're typically very good, sometimes great.

Patty tasted like it had been made out of grills scrapings, grill cleaner included. But was stale. Toppings spoiled. I don't think I even finished it, which might be the one time in my life I haven't finished a burger.

>>16562690
probably a warmed cold burger king wopper my dad didn't eat

>>16562690
fuckin burger island has a dogshit burger and shitty cold fries

>>16562690
My father used to by these atrocious frozen burgers, I think they were 'Bubba' brand or something of that nature.
They looked like pucks of meat but had dozens of pressed dots in the surface of the patty on both sides.
He'd grill them (on foil) often until the fat caught fire and scorched the outside and they were dry as a goddamn shoe, unseasoned of course. They had the gritty texture to them as well.

Actively made me hate burgers for a long time.

>>16564648
why dont i post on /ck/ answer wigwam the able

Red robin
Blue cheese burger
Tasted like ass was wet/soggy and overcooked
They put it in a plastic container with fries it was nasty couldn't even finish

>>16566003
Actually this anons right

7-Eleven. Although when I think about it, there is a strangely good quality to it as well.

>>16566534
this is sad, because I had one of the best burgers of my life in a red robin. I mean it was probably because I managed to be there at the exact same time that the CEO of the company was at the restaurant, but hey, that was a memorable bacon cheeseburger.

My kitchen.

Mistakenly ordered a vegan burger from a restaurant because I was too drunk to realize what I had done, in hindsight the cashiers nose ring should have been a red flag. Burger tasted like the consistency of Crayola marker tips mashed together and placed on the grill. Something about the flavor of that patty had gotten stuck in my nostrils and so for the next few days I could still smell that shit ass smell any time I sneezed. Never again. fuck you vegans, stick to the vegetables.

>>16566216
We used to eat Bubbas all the time when I was a kid. IIRC Mom stopped buying them after discovering that they were like 25% organ meat.

>>16566755
I'd have 1% more respect for vegans if they didn't constantly mock God with their creations claiming it's like real food. Fine, eat your amino pastes but don't try and convince regular people it's a "burger" or "sausage".

>>16566216
Most of those pre-packaged pre-portioned frozen patties you can get at shartmart are like 40% organ meat and ribcage sidewall scrapings and all that nasty shit. If they cost almost nothing I'd probably even eat it anyway but they're still pretty pricey for what they are.

>>16566216
>>16566770
eugh. My mom never let us have those things, and I remember some kids in my scout troop were constantly trying to convince us to buy them for campouts. Thank fuck I've gone my whole life without being subjected to a bubba burger.

>>16566534
>>16566715
It's probably because it was blue cheese. Blue cheese is fucking garbage.

>>16566775
Of all reasons to shit on vegans, invoking your religion is by far the dumbest one you could have possibly chosen.

Arinsal ski resort in Andorra twenty years ago. I was a kid and really hated cheese on burgers but their cheeseburger was inexplicably cheaper than their hamburger so I just ordered it and peeled it off.
I bought it multiple times as I was part of their youth skiing team. I don't have a >mfw for this.

>>16566798
It's a turn of phrase, you perpetually offended vegan. I'm not religious. Would you have preferred that I have pulled some r/atheism line out of my ass and said "mock science/the universe/Le epic spaghetti monster"?

>>16562914
That actually doesn't sound too bad, interesting enough to maybe be good with some detailing, but let your parents know what >>16565286 suggested.

>>16565962
Doesn't matter for the outcome. They'll just have to learn to adapt in cooking it. It's part and parcel with adapting other foods for completely different intentions.

>>16563361
Everything in America is a pale imitation of its source though.

>>16563952
You stay the fuck over there and keep your ass off the east side. Kentucky makes best food at local joints.
You can find local joints by asking anyone at any local joint - start at local joint first.

McDonald's Big Mac. The cheese was disgusting and wasn't melted enough, and the burger just didn't taste nice overall. A plain hamburger with no pickles is more satisfying imo.

>>16567143
The sweet sauce they put on those ruins the burger.

>>16567206
The fact that it's from McDonald's ruins the burger.

>>16562690
Carl's Jr. Most disgusting ball of grease I've ever managed to choke down. I don't know how they sell that crap.

>>16565495
Try having a burger at Sheetz sometime, you'll eat those words.

>>16562738
>>16562757
>>16562757
I'd bet you if they served you a McDonald's cheeseburger at a 4 star restaurant you wouldn't question it, but say it's the best burger ever! I think it's just because of the name that you don't like it.

McDonalds, really.

>>16567238
Why the fuck would they serve me a McDonald's cheeseburger at a 4 star restaurant?

>>16564985
If they're frozen just run them under warm water for a bit to that them. They're definitely better thawed

>>16567252
This isnt mcdonalds these are steamed hams

>>16567259
And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled.

>>16566755
Oh man I didn't even think of mentioning a vegetarian burger this burger place I worked at started carrying. It was a new place and the owner swore he would only carry beef burgers, then eventually caved in and started making turkey burgers which actually weren't bad at all. There were so many requests for veggie burgers that he said fuck it and got the cheapest gnarliest frozen veggie burger patties ever. They tasted like unseasoned pea soup in patty form. They were fucking gross. These women across the street at the flower shop would order them like 3 times a week.

>>16567252
Say they ran out of hamburger patties and didn't want to admit it to their customers so they ran across the street and got McDonalds to serve instead.

>>16562690
It was at an "american diner" place. It was so goddamn dry, It was genuinely like eating sand. I don't know how, I assume the boss was back there making the cook not throw out clearly burnt to fuck patties

Fries were burnt to shit too, and the coke was more water than anything. No wonder the place closed down 6 months later

I've had worse luck at Burger King than I have at McDonald's

>>16567404
That's revolting

I'll get those package, heated burgers at gas stations. A lot of the time, they are alright. Not amazing, but they are ready to go.

I was in Mountain Home Idaho where I had the worst burger I have ever had. Tough as hell, burnt, and somehow soggy as well.

I threw it out my window and waited to eat until I got to Boise.

>>16566003
Man, every so often I remember my college cafeteria and get sad (It's in the UK so college is equivalent to 16-18 high school)
It was so goddamn good. They had some victorian baked potato machine that made the absolute best baked potatoes I've ever had. They would load it with butter and let you pick from two fillings, and there was like 20, including stuff like curry. The rest was amazing too, like genuinely restaraunt quality. I think they had the catering students work there so they presumably had a lot more money for ingredients than I guess they otherwise would

I sometimes consider going back and just ordering something just to see if it's as good as I'm remembering. They have a university now and I haven't really aged all that much so I could probably get away with it.

>>16567449
There is no 4 star restaurant that is across the street from a McDonald's.

>>16567469
I'm curious about the Coke. Doesn't it come premade? How does one fuck up a beverage that it would end up watery?

>>16567493
>Hur dur
You get kettles of coke syrup. Which gets diluted in water at point of service to make the drink. Do you actually think they just ship 2L ready to go bottles of coca cola to food service like at the supermarket?

>>16567497
Well I figured more like a gallon jug of coke, and then you'd pour it in the beverage dispenser like you would a water cooler. I didn't know they had to mix their own soda.

>>16567493
It was a fountain thing, so I assume they have some control over how much syrup gets used per glass.

Friend of mine went to a bootleg restaurant in Tajikistan called Mac Dolan's where he ordered a "Big Mac".
It was this rancid looking burger with a stale looking top bun put in the middle to try look like the Big Mac. He gave up after two bites. Probably gave him a disease

>>16566814
Troll harder retard. Or just kys.

>>16566755
>Burger tasted like the consistency
What did he mean by this?

>>16567493
A lot of places tend to mix coke with regular water to save costs

>>16567252
That's not the point you pretentious tard.

>>16567555
You can't be serious.

>>16562935
is the /pol/ boogeyman in the room with is at this moment?

>>16567502
>>16567515
Yeah, though there are presets recommended by the distributor that you're supposed to use, since part of the agreement to sell Coke brand products is that you don't adulterate them (and risk people blaming Coke for a shitty product instead of the restaurant). The machines can and do often run out of syrup base during working hours and it's often a hassle to reload the machines, so you get really shitty diluted dregs of syrup from the bottom of the bag.

Pic related is the typical behind-the-scenes setup for an older soda fountain or a soda-gun at a bar. That's a bag of Coke syrup there on the floor and you can see the bag-in-box system in the back.

>>16567570
>>>/pol/

>>16567564
How can food taste like the consistency or something? Taste and feel are 2 separate senses. It's like saying "the rock smelled like the texture of sandpaper", it just makes no sense.

>>16567571
I got told during off hours that a hardee's "ran out of coke"

Yeah right, change the fucking bag. It wasn't even understaffed.

>>16567523
Fun LARP but lacks the details that would inevitably come with such an experience to be believable.

>>16567582
You are retarded and/or vegan

>>16562690
gordon ramsays

>>16567660
not him anon, but you're mixing up your descriptors. Taste and consistency are two different things. You can say "the veggie patty tasted like a crayon, and had the consistency of one too" I would go so far as to say consistency is more related to touch rather than taste, but it can affect how something tastes if you want to get really pedantic about it.

This is true, by the way, they're generally awful shit.

>>16567674
>consistency of crayon
is pretty self explanatory. You're either caught in an autistic personal argument or desperately trying to defend what you consider a trespass on your consumptive beliefs. Either or, you reek of it.

>>16567683
anon, the sentence read
>burger tasted like the consistency of crayola marker tips mashed together and placed on the grill.
this sentence is fucked beyond belief, just remove the words "consistency of" and it makes sense and gets your point across. Stop assuming I'm some vegetarian butthurt that you don't like veggie burgers, because I'm not. They're absolute shit. Apparently like your reading and grammar skills.

>>16564394
>That guy seems like a complete sociopath
>Nah hes pretty based... also someone died in his restaurant and he keeps the ash to show people

anon... i think the dude claiming he is a sociopath has a point...

>>16564833
there are some red meat recepies that taste good raw... but i dont think a burger is among them lol

>>16567691
Removing those two words would completely change the intent of that anon's post though. It sounds like you misread it at first, then reread it, and are now obsessively focused on ensuring everyone reads it as you did for the first time for some autistic reason. He said what he said, take his post as is, please.

>>16567703
The fact that he actually has a smart and subversive reason for his business model precludes him from claims of sociopathy. Dude cared to the point he couldn't anymore, so went full "ok, I'll show you what happens".

>>16567658
Well anon, just 4U I dug up our old conversation where he sent the images and put them all together in MSPaint
Don't say I'm not nice to you

>>16567658
>>16567726
LMAO 4CHANNELER BTFO'D

>>16567708
nah anon, it's possible to read something, understand the point, but still notice something isn't quite right. The poster is probably just ESL and doesn't know how to use descriptors, unlike you, who's just a moron. Really don't know why I'm discussing grammar with /ck/. If you can't figure out why that sentence is shit, you probably got a C- in 8th grade english. Learn to read, it'll get you places.

>>16562690
Last weekend at Edinburgh zoo.
Absolutely terrible,hellishly overpriced as well.

>>16567703
He's not, he's someone that lost hope and went balls deep into his business of showing fat retards eating can kill you. I'd love to try his place, and see all the obese retards eating their life away there.
If he was a real sociopath he woulndt be this honest and blunt.

>>16567726
>>16567734
God bless you I sacrifice myself at the altar of BTFO for this content

>>16567735
'Consistency' has always ben congruent with taste. I don't know what weird tangent you're on about.

>>16564579
I thought this place was just pure capitalist evil but now that you put it this way this was a brilliant idea. A legal loophole to euthanize the unashamedly obese.

>>16567796
>I thought this place was just pure capitalist evil
makes sense why it took you so long to catch on to the subtext

>>16566216
my dad cooks these constantly. it's always a meal option at his place. "something to eat? well uhh, do want a bubba burger?"

>>16567822
>that guarenteed reply when the word "capitalist" is included in a post

capitalist

>>16567218
They're spicy weatern smacks tho

>>16563779
One time they made my fucking milkshake in a styrofoam container and gave it to me full of tiny bits of styrofoam. The place is staffed exclusively by the slowest moving high school mongoloids

>>16562690
Probably the ones my mom makes cuz she uses milk, bread crumbs and a bunch of other meme shit she read in magazines that turns it into dog food patties.

>>16562757
It has nothing to do with the USA, it's that you ordered at an airport McDonald's which almost always employ ghetto trash.

>>16567707
Think again!

>>16566216
I hate those fucking things. They have the texture of ground up cartilage, and the little cheese pockets all over just make it looks gross.

>>16564313
>>16564382
>>16564394
He's fat himself, wtf. I thought it'll be some /fit/ bro

>>16567876
capitalist

>>16567726
ill be damned

>>16562981
> do NOT get the celeriac burger if you go to Kew Gardens.
i'm actually going to do this and make a thread about it

>>16563030
look up smash burgers and do that

>>16568059
rip

>>16568059
do et

>>16563170
sounds p good imo

>>16567766
Funnily, I don't think you'd see too many obesoids there. It's a tourist trap in Vegas, so you'd see a lot of wealthy people from around the world that want to debase themselves for fun.

>>16563134
>dude sex my gf sex dude JAPAN dude SEX in JAPAN with GF dude
>DUDE

>>16567238

What fucking retard would eat McD's carboard-thin patties and think it was anything other than their crap?

>>16567996
hmm but thinking hurts my head

>>16567979
I was picking up my parents at the airport once, and went over to the mcdicks across from the waiting lot for a soda. It was the most ratchet place I have ever seen. The cashiers were having a shouting match over "their register" before one won and managed to get my order. Then as I went to the fountain, the janitor mopping muttered something as I passed. Glad I got in and out before getting stabbed.

>>16568059
utterly based, it was at the pavilion bar and grill so go for it
I actually took a picture of the menu while I was there cos I didn't get a receipt, it's typical overpriced middle quality shite

>>16568234
josper oven?

>>16568237
This charcoal oven is a combination between a charcoal barbecue and an oven in just one appliance, providing the best of each to the modern gastronomy. The charcoal oven is the perfect option to get the authentic flavour of the grilling,with a perfect texture and juiciness. Moreover, if you want you can get a taste of smoked flavour.

This oven is specially designed to cook meat, but is equally appreciated in many different styles of cooks, because adds a variety of flavors, textures and aromas in all type of meats, vegetables, seafood, pasta and even desserts.

Controlled smouldering of the charcoal inside this commercial grill charcoal oven prevents flames from breaking out, which is why the surface of the food isn't scorched, and the high-quality insulation system allows you to prepare succulent dishes quickly with a unique BBQ aroma.

>>16568252
part of the reason why grilled burgers taste good in the first place is the flames lapping up over the burger when little bits of fat combust in the fire. I wonder if this still retains that flavor, but likely it's a bit cleaner. I wanna try it, but I doubt it'll be any more revolutionary than just using a high temp smoker.

Back in High school I had a burger that ended up burnt to a crisp on the outside, and still raw on the inside

>>16562914
My parents make over seasoned burgers with Worcestershire too.. they also add chopped onion and green pepper. They are actually pretty good. The worst burgers I've had are probably just those cheap frozen patties you buy in bulk at walmart or kroger.

>>16562690
at a small corner place in a german town called bad camberg. it was not good at all.
a few weeks later, in a german town called bad Neustadt, i ate the greatest burger at a place called el Moro. i still often reminisce about it

german bros, if you're ever in bad Neustadt, go to el moro and order any burger. i was there with a bunch of people and everyone was impressed by their burger. also order the potato dippers instead of country or sweet potatoes

>>16564394
>burgers free for fatasses
>must purchase overpriced drink

>>16568458
>at a small corner place in a german town called bad camberg. it was not good at all.

You should have gone to Good Camberg.

>>16562757
Those are condiments bro

>>16562718
>>16564239
>>16564313
>>16564394
Damn just their aesthetic is making me nauseous

>>16562821
Mac differ by countries. In my my home country the Macs are pretty solid and great to have them. In the US it was something picked up from the garbage.

Not to mention Mac bring local varieties to to satisfy customers. In Israel, you won't get a cheese with the burger. While in India you won't find beef.

>>16562690
Buffalo wild wings. I have only ever expressed to anyone that their wings made me sick the few times I tried it, so someone ended up getting me a gift card as a gift. My fat fuck gf at the time was determined to make me use it so I got a burger and it was just all around terrible.

>>16562690
the grand big mac, it was 60% wet lettuce so it kept falling apart, had to eat it with a knife and fork

24/7 McDonalds drunk cheeseburger at 3 AM. It was probably 2+ hours old, the bun was getting crispy dry from the heating cabinet. Worst McDonalds in the city too.

>>16567852
Fuck capitalists.

>>16564579
>>16567796
Is it really that effective? Only like 3 people have died out of thousands.

at a relative's "cook out" the other day. steadfast boomer demanded to run the grill, burgers where misshapen, charred outside raw inside. no seasoning, meat was borderline inedible.

boomer wife had prepared some heaping slabs of cold white onion, store bought deli slaw, tomatoes "fresh from the garden" (which tasted like mushy styrofoam and water) and ketchup. oh, and cold slices of muenster cheese, all served on a cold store-bought bun. I've never gagged while eating a burger before but this made me nauseous!

>>16562690
dairy queen in the middle of butt fuck nowhere in the midwest I think

>>16569308
Similar story here. Friends daughter’s bday party. Frozen store bought patties that weren’t fully thawed and cooked over a scrap sticks fire. Godawfull.

>>16569405
>I'm gonna go to the ice cream place and have a burger.
Honestly anyone who does this deserves a bad experience.

>>16569504
my friend and I were walking through a mall and passed by a churro place, he wanted to eat there and so we did, but he got a fucking hot dog instead of a churro, which is even worse because we had walked by an Auntie anns a few minutes before

>>16568816
Mcdicks has to improve quality to compete with local brands. In the states they are so powerful they don't even try to compete and still crush places like burgerking. Their shit is awful, can't even eat it high.

>>16569516
Like most fast food places in the US, it's heavily dependent on how the franchisee runs the location. Even though the clown is generally far more consistent throughout the country, there are still good and bad ones that stand out, and the good ones are really, really nice. I've had some food from a well managed macdoandals that rivaled some of the better burgers out there. I've also had some of the nastiest, greasiest, lukewarm and sad shit from a decrepit mcdonalds that I stopped at out of desperation because I was on a long fucking roadtrip in the middle of nowhere and didn't want to eat taquito rollers from the truckstop.

>>16568823
>My fat fuck gf
Why do black people do this?

>>16562690
Tried Burger King for the first time in years at college. Was dry, slightly burnt, and tasted like they hadn't cleaned the grill in two months. I immediately got sick for a week afterwards with a flu that I'm pretty sure had nothing to do with the burger, but I'll always associate the two.

>>16569717
Why don't you use any spices at all?

>>16563161
Their premium burgers are shit, but the $1 burgers aren’t bad for the price

>>16569824
N

>>16562690
I would say burgers are one of the things restaurants usually do better than most home cooked burgs I had.

Even the worst burger I had was still edible but if the patty's cooked until the center is white, I'm gonna be choking that shit down.

>>16562821
What on God's green earth would I come to america to eat? Genuinely what do you have to offer? Cornbread? 'Biscuots and gravy'? Some stupid, bastardized version of another country's cuisine?

What does America have to offer than salt and needlessly large portion sizes.

>>16562690
ihop

>>16570274
Coward.

>>16569824
>muh spices

Stop buying your meat from dollar general and we might listen to the mustering you're calling an 'opinion'

>>16569824
I do. Why are all your seasonings pre-mixed blends? Too uncreative to make your own?

>>16570270
This. It's like the less effort they put in the better. Their chicken is fucking great though.

>>16570286
>until the center is white
>beef
>white
What the hell do you have to do to beef to turn it white? Are they bkeaching that shit? Are you eating like 85% fat blend burgers?

>>16570297
The two things you just mentioned, various pizza styles, BBQ, and anything cajun off the top of my head. Fresh corn on the cob is fucking god tier too. Basically anything that comes from non-flyover or West coast areas.

>>16563134
>my wife?
>she’s Asian

>>16563134
>I HAD LE SEXYTIMES WITH MY ASIAN GF FELLOW REDDITORS

>>16570309
>>16570490
This renders the honkey catatonic.

>>16570583
As an Englishman, new England seafood dishes look absolutely delicious

>>16570603
lmao my brother is white as rice and he drinks this shit

>>16562690
>Where was the worst burger you ever had?
Burger King. Earlier today. Hadn't been there in a while. All I wanted was a big cheeseburger with ketchup, mustard, pickle. After not finding anything matching that description I ordered a "Bacon King". It cost 8$. The bacon was pale, limp, and sparse. The beef patties looked like they had been boiled, and were so wet that the bottom bun had almost completely dissolved. And finally, the only condiment present was way too much mayonnaise. It tasted mostly like salt. After eating it, I immediately felt gross.

Now I will wait another couple years until I forget how shitty burger king is and repeat this cycle.

>>16570687
>All I wanted was a big cheeseburger with ketchup, mustard, pickle. After not finding anything matching that description
...this is pure autism

>>16570723
All they had was small ones. I don't have autism.

>>16570731
How do you not know how to read a menu or order a burger. Have you not heard of a whopper before or a double whopper? You wanted a burger with ketchup, mustard and pickle so instead you ordered a burger with just mayonnaise on it?

Long Wongs Phoenix AZ

>>16570737
No I ordered the burger that seemed closest to what I wanted but it doesn't describe any of the toppings on the menu so I ended up with a burger that only has mayonnaise on it.

>whopper before or a double whopper
The only burger on the menu that I know what they put in it. Why would I order a whopper if I don't want lettuce, tomato, onion, or mayonnaise?

>>16570860
because you can just ask them to put your toppings on it

>>16570962
oh you're one of "those" people

It's not like it matters anyway. I'm sure that whatever I would have ordered would have been fucking disgusting.

>>16570971
yeah bk is shit, but literally all you have to do is say "I want a whopper with just cheese, ketchup, mustard, and pickle"
it's not hard for them to punch that shit in. BK literally pioneered that because people bitched that mcdonalds only served one type of cheeseburger

>>16570304
Monkey

>>16570561
Just overcook it, anon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRTyv9zSx2M

>>16562690
you moms

>>16571210
Coward.

>>16571309
Racist

>>16571319
Well now you're just talking about yourself so I see no point continuing this discussion.

>>16562690
Worst tasting? School lunch
Overall worst, McDonald's makes me sick and tastes like sugar. Haven't had it in like a decade now.

>>16567735
your autistic as fuck dude

Cold McDonalds, tastes like cardboard with stale fat. Otherwise I've never had a bad burger, anything I ever order tastes good. I did even have those turbobudget burgers like Rustlers, but that doesn't count as they're exactly what you pay for, also they're not cold McDonalds bad and also no, I did not accept the Deus Ex trip to Detroit.

>>16563161
Is it an US thing to say that Burger King is bad? We fucking love it here in Germany

pubs do shit burgers. every fucking time. always a fat fucking patty, cloying flour bap, thick ass slices of tomato and onion that taste of fridge air and nothing else.

all those other burger UK chains suck as well. honest burger, patty and bun, byron, all shit.

five guys is the only good burger you can get in london

>>16567979
>always employ ghetto trash.
is there other types of people in america

>>16564985
>>16567255
Microwave them upside down. The top bun is much thicker than the bottom bun so if you microwave them right side up the top bun gets really dry and the bottom bun gets soaked through with condensation.

>>16569186
Inside the restaurant. There are people who would leave the restaurant and then die two months later.

>>16564579
>>16567796
>>16572363
eating one heavy meal will not kill you

no individual restaurant vendor bears the responsibility for your obesity. that's the point he's making. come eat here where there are no limits, look at what you're doing to yourself.

>>16568547
$12 for 2 beers and 2 burgers ain't bad.

>>16569768
>immediately got sick for a week afterwards with a flu that I'm pretty sure had nothing to do with the burger, but I'll always associate the two
Exactly the same for me. Last time I ate it, got a diarrhea and always associate the two

>>16562690
I was once making burgers with someone who didn't want the "beef vapors" to fill the kitchen or whatever, so I bought some pea protein vegan burger thing.
It was absolutely disgusting. I have eaten a few vegetarian and even vegan burgers in my life, but this one is literally something people trick themselves into liking because it tasted like actual cardboard with some weird aftertaste.
If it had at least tasted like peas, because I really like peas, but it just tasted like cardboard with nothing and yuck.
Fuck that shit, it made me hate vegans and especially the vegan substitute industry more.
Next time I tell them to go fuck themselves.

>>16569768
Gotta find a BK with employees who don't hate their life and don't feel like their work is beneath themselves.
BK tries to be higher quality than the standard fast food place, but that backfires when the employees don't give a shit.

Some of yall niggas have never visited an army dfac before. Burger I had there made high school food taste good in comparison. Verification not required.

>>16562690
That one night I was out drinking with friends and they insisted on getting kebab.
I didn't feel like eating gyro meat so I ordered a burger.
Toilet sunday it was.

>>16572487
>Verification not required.
I do require verification.

>>16570687
>I ordered a "Bacon King"
Big mistake. I had the opposite problem, mine was so dry and salty I had to chug water just to finish it. Was almost the only burger I ever considered throwing out.

>>16572512
there's something so delicious about dirty kebabshop quarter pounders though, never had a bad one, maybe I'm just insanely lucky

>>16572512
i fucking hate people like you. go out, drink shittons of dehydrating booze, get the shits the next day and blame the foreign man who fed you

>>16572529
Don't get me wrong, I've had good kebab shop burgers before, but that place had the biggest kebab red flag you can find: rotting vegetables.
Thats why I risked it with burger instead of a kebab.

>>16572541
Weird how I don't get the shit when I'm not getting kebab

>>16572541
Meds, now.

>>16572551
a) yes you do
b) the nights you're getting kebab are likely to be bigger nights where you eat and drink more bullshit in general.

there's nothing unsafe about kebab places compared to other fast food.
>>16572553
shut the fuck up you unoriginal prick

>>16572565
idk anon if the place had rotting veg on display then it's entirely plausible that food hygiene standards were not being followed

>>16572204
The quality of fastfood outside of the US is tremendously better.

>>16572565
Back to your retarde commie board faggot.
I hope you get run over by a bus repeatedly and your boyfriend gets decapitated by an afghan subhuman.
Is that original enough for (You)?

>>16572565
>a) yes you do
>b) the nights you're getting kebab are likely to be bigger nights where you eat and drink more bullshit in general.
An awful lot of (wrong) assumptions you're making there, cockroach. Get back to whatever buttfuckistan you come from.

>>16562690
i was always poor as a kid so my dream as an adult was to eat in every restaurant of my city.
There was one called "mucho gusto" with an horrible burger that had no flavor at all on the meat , tomato were horrible in taste and the guy said it had bacon , caremlized onion but in the end it was just meat and one slice of cheese , not even american cheese/cheddar

I wanted them to go bankrupt

>>16572572
people have mad confirmation bias about this kind of thing so i don't trust it. rotting vegetables sounds bad but the guy could be describing some slightly wilted lettuce or bruised tomatoes or some shit. most food places don't display their produce so you can't see that not everything they use is picture perfect.

every single dumb white fuck does this. makes bad choices with their body, goes to a restaurant for the explicit purpose of eating salty fatty food, eats a lot of it, wakes up in the morning feeling like shit and thinks 'must be those brown people not washing their hands'.

bruh they unwrapped a frozen burger and slapped it on a red hot cooking surface for ten minutes while you stood and stared at the condensation on the salad bar marinating in your prejudice. they didn't poison you, you did

>>16572593
>every single dumb white fuck does this
Shut up racist

>most food places don't display their produce so you can't see that not everything they use is picture perfect
thanks for proving that you have no clue what you're talking about
wash your hands when working with food, cockroach

>>16572593
Anon kys.
The vegetables were on display and I could clearly see mold on the tomatoes and the lettuce was beyond wilted.
If you libshits are so mentally ill that you don't understant quality because you are allergic to such a concept it's not my damn problem.

>>16572611
actual, real food poisoning is usually a lot worse than the beer shits you get after a night out. consuming some toxic mould or food-borne pathogen leads to illness that sets in a few hours after eating, wakes you up and gives you diarrhea, vomiting, fever - you absolutely know when you've been food poisoned. if you go to a kebab or curry place on a big night out and have the shits the next day it's more likely explained by a combination of alcohol toxicity and excessive fat/salt in your food making your gut inflamed than food poisoning.

food poisoning can happen anywhere and it actually happens more frequently in places where a lot of hands have touched your food or where the vendor has taken delivery of a bad batch of produce. it happens all the time in fine dining restaurants or sandwich/salad bars. but every single time people feel a bit ropey after a big night they blame the brown man who stayed up til six am serving idiots on a tiny profit margin

>>16572631
stop posting

>>16572631
Jusus Christ anon, go suck off a gun and pull the trigger.
Didn't read all that shit, but what I understand is that you are a pampered manbaby who never ate meat on the borderline expiration date. Also apparently you don't understant a lick o biology. Rotting meet can breed all sorts of different types of bacteria, so the body reaction can always be different.
But you are a faggot and had to shive /leftypol/ garbage in a mundane thread.
Are you Vaush? You soud as retarded as him.

>>16572655
>Didn't read all that shit, but what I understand is that you are a pampered manbaby who never ate meat on the borderline expiration date.
where the fuck are you getting that from? the guy i'm arguing with is the one being squeamish.

>>16563134
>I was hungry as because my girlfriend (Japanese) was being passive aggressive about something so I said I didn’t want breakfast even though I did.

You sound like a whiny bitch

> After that I slapped her on the ass and said come on let’s enjoy this bbq.

Nevermind, based

>>16572631
this guy knows. Beware the shigella toxin.
>t. microbiologist

>>16572593
>>16572631
>white people bad :(
>brown people good :)

>>16562718
The owner is making the same food as any other fast food "restaurant" except he's being honest about it. Yet, the media is attacking him - try approaching McDonald's CEO with the same attitude.

>>16564394
why are all the prices so arbritary

>>16567571
So thatøs how diet coke is made.

>>16572658
Ok Vaush.
Your mother soon will be raped by niggers anyway, have fun.

Worst burger? Really most local burger chains are the worst ones I’ve had.

Most put massive hedges of lettuce and shitty toppings on their burgers, have cheap frozen fries that always suck, and the fountain machine spews out nothing but carbonation since they never clean it service it.

Really, if you want a good burger go to a regional chain

>>16572775
>The owner is making the same food as any other fast food "restaurant"
Therein lies the problem, if his food is on the same tier as shit like McDonald's then his food is inherently shitty. Just because he's honest about the quality of his food doesn't make it good.

>>16567262
Did I say steamed hams? I mean't steamed clams, those are shell marks.

>>16562935
Take your meds, schizo

>>16562690
>Krystal Burger.
I was out of town for work and my city doesn't have them so I decided to try it. They were absolutely terrible. Literally tasted like those frozen white castles from the store. I even made sure to get drunk before going and they still sucked.

>Hardees or a Carl Jr., can't remember which
Stopped to get it while on a road trip because it's what was at the gas station. I noticed the texture seemed odd and about halfway through I took a good look at the patty and was horrified. Looked like I was in the middle of eating a grey sponge. It had weird little porous pockets all over it. Look more like fungus than a ground meat burger.

>Grade school cafeteria burgers
I don't know how they can serve those to kids. Tasteless, stale, and dry.

>>16564394
>plus 8.25% tax for our wasteful government to squander
kek

>>16572565
>There's nothing unsafe about kebab places compared to other fast food
>Entire premise is predicated on keeping a reformed tube of "lamb" lukewarm for hours at a time

>>16562690
Red Robin.

>>16564394
>10 bacon slices for $1.85

A pack of bacon is 4 to 5 dollars for 8 slices so that's a fuckin STEAL.

>>16564394
Who the hell calls them bacon slices?

>>16573623
there's nothing inherently less sanitary about a kebab spit than somebody with a rib roast at a buffet. You aren't supposed to keep/reheat the spits either. There are laws against it, and hopefully if you go to a good kebab shop they're constantly in rotation. That said, some places have gotten into deep shit because they refreeze the fucking things at the end of the night, and it's gotten people incredibly sick.

I have read that in Germany they have government mandated removal of the spits, and delivery of new ones, because of how ill people got.

>>16564474
nigger

>>16573690
Is that cat saying "qui"?

>>16562690
Arthurs Steak and Burgers Hoboken NJ. After taking my Mother and Father out for lunch both my Father and I felt weird. I left to walk home a mere 11 blocks from the restaurant. I was about 6 blocks away when I need to take a massive shit, i was squeezing's my ass cheeks and I knew I wasn't going to hold for that much longer. Then, it started to slowly drizzle light misty rain all. Hitting my face made my body shiver and I lost it. Luckily there was a open lot where a building used to stand I ran in puled my pants down and show a Wave Motion Gun style brown blast all over the side of the standing building. I got home and cleaned up just as I finished still woozy from that action the door swings open and y mom dragging my dad towards the bathroom, he shit his pants! I burst out laughing. I still am to this day. But ill never eat at that mexican staffed Arthurs again.

>>16573695
We don't say rasher in America. I had never even heard the word until I was an adult.

>>16573827
What? They're called strips. We're cooking bacon strips. Here's a bacon strip. You don't say slices like it's cheese.

>>16563134

>>16573854
Thanks for breaking my autism detector asshole

>>16572655
Wow, Vaush is getting popular that people around here are bringing up out of nowhere. Used to be it was only Rachel Maddow that people would randomly sperg out about on, let's see... the food and cooking board. Yep, what an absolutely sane and rational thing to do to find an excuse to talk about a political commentator on the food board. You do not look sociopathic at all.

>>16573854
anon I live in the states and i've heard both, along with "piece of bacon" but I associate bacon strips with dog treats so I just say pieces.
>>16573910
>guy is anal about words
>it's autism
you people need to learn new words

>>16573695
i do
a slice of bacon
unironically, neither memeing nor trolling
"How many slices of bacon do you want?" is a common question.

>>16564394
so you're telling me if i gain a mere 200 lbs i can eat free burgers for life?
hello, retirement plan

>>16574068
retirement, and also a legal, albeit slow, euthanasia!

>>16574074
what a fucking deal

>>16574080
now I want that simpsons image of the dentist saying "hold still while I gas you" replaced with him holding a burger saying "hold still while I fat you"

>>16567469
not a burger story but that reminds me of this one place in my town that had the worst biscuits and gravy i have ever eaten. the gravy tasted sandy and the biscuits were strangely acidic, as if the biscuit recipe was over 50% buttermilk. i think they have since closed but the fact that they could fuck up biscuits and gravy made me sure not to go back to see what other atrocities they could have committed in the kitchen.

I don’t know what the fucking problem is but literally no other country besides the USA makes a decent burger. The most you can hope for is that it’s edible.

>>16572574
Lol no it’s most definitely fucking not. It’s pretty much the same fucking sketchy shawarma with stale veggies everywhere else.