/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16559895
Looks handy for you when you ragusea-chads grow up and go to college :)

>>16559895
Absolutely brilliant

>>16559895
Does Adam know what a "bath" is?

>>16559895
>professional chef would come at me in the comments
>this was back when I had the bad habit of indulging that kind of thing
>now I just go to the healthy effort of making entire videos bringing up old comments disagreeing with me and proving them wrong

>>16559895
14 MINUTES OF SALTING WATER

>>16559927
I'm sure what he's saying is actually right but he's so insufferable I still just wish he was wrong and side with the wrong people that bait him in the comments lol

>>16559895
he finally has a gas stove bros

first time i've heard about bubble nucleation and superheating since taking ochem lab

>>16559927
Adam was right though. There's too many retards out there in denial of basic science. I can't wait until we're allowed to euthanize people below a certain IQ threshold

>So proud of using the word heterogeneous he has to flash the word up on screen
>keeply inappropriate use as he's just talking about the contrast in saltiness of two things - sauce and the pasta, rather than large variation across a big sample size or population
>'contrast' would have been far more appropriate and easily understood by then he wouldn't be able to sound 'muh sciencey'
everything he does makes me cringe and just highlights the worst aspects of academia, he's a fucking journalism PhD for fucks sake

>>16559988
*completely
idk where keeply came from kek

>making a 15 minute long *does nothing* video
has adam gone too far

>>16559981
He was right, but like I said here >>16559930
, his insecurity and self righteousness is so glaringly obvious it makes me dislike him and side with the chef anyway

>>16559994
He's /ck/ incarnate

*drops knife in the street*

>>16559895
>the new video dropped
I think you might have dropped a spatula.

>>16559895
>entire video about salting your water for pasta

Adam is so hot in this video i want him to fill me with cum nohomo

>>16560061

>>16560127
hes getting sweatier and more flushed with each video lol

>>16559895
The way he used the term heterogeneity is completely incorrect.

>>16560074
he has vampire eyes

>>16559895
But should you drink the water afterwards?

Who's the self proclaimed pro chef who commented before? Does anyone have the comments?

Is it internet shaquille?

>why I'm seasoning my water, not my pasta

>>16560141
That is just chef john thinking about whether adam had a coin slot or a rose bud. I am thinking coin slot.

I got about two minutes in, while I do admire an argument over triviality for banter’s sake (hence one reason I’m here) doing it with this much authenticity and misguided “scientific approach” is way too pedantic.

>>16559932
One seriously underrated post. Today the frog poster was not a faggit

>>16559895
What I remember as Adam food growing up as a young kid in Ragusea household

>chocolate that tastes like vomit
>week-old coleslaw
>pre-shredded rotisserie chicken from Target
>french bread "pizza"
>unidentifed meats in an egg salad sandwich
>wild bacteria sourdough
>one time, rare chicken

Ragusea fans have no idea how bad it really is. No one in the house knows what the fuck new york style pizza is or crispy chicken parm. Adam's food is disgusting. Literally the trendiest parts to eat of any animal. Makes sense because Ragusea is the foodtuber closest to redditors. He makes annoying commentary when he eats, slurps everything, putting up foodhacks all over his dumb channel. Like what kind of idiot decided that putting salt on the cutting board is the best way to season steak. Starving travel vloggers who eat like Mark Wiens have a better diet than the average Ragusean.

I have never seen an Adam or Babish video, where should I start for max cringe ?

>>16559981
completely missed the point of what the other anon said

>>16560287
>where should I start for max cringe ?
In a mirror, you dumb incel freak.

>>16560287
I think babish did a carbonara early on that pissed off a lot of italians

>>16560273
A daring synthesis, truly based

Lol, Adam farts or says "a" and these losers will write a whole wall of text crying at him. Being a good cook and popular really strikes a nerve on some people.

>>16560366
he's based for how much incomprehensible SEETHE he generates

>>16560382
Yeah, and the guy never messes with anyone. He just teaches people recipes.

>>16560355
post tits , I like to fap to whales

Hey ADAM
RUN A GAS LINE

>>16560358
Based

>>16559895
He looks like Justin Trudeau from a bad timeline where he did jail time and got raped by homos.

What really amuses me is that if he weren't such a stuck-up little arrogant bitch people around here would probably like him (or, at least, don't care enough to ridicule every single thing he ever does)

>>16560503
In what way is he arrogant? Adam never pretends to be something he isn't.

>>16560503
He has hundreds of thousands of people liking him already, a bunch of bitter incels like you are irrelevant.

>>16559895
The video has its own comments section, there's no need to advertise here if you want to discuss it.

>>16560516
you need some new catchwords fellow 4channeler, you are starting to sound like a parrot

>>16560512
>>16560516
Adam haters BTFO

Him and internet shaquille are YouTube cooking gods.

>>16560904
That's like being a god of a shitpile. Worse, come to think of it. I'd at least respect a god of a shitpile for being a god of useful fertilizer.

>>16560917
Stay mad, Babish.

Ragusea...CVCKS??

>>16560992
>hating on gas stoves

Filtered.

REPEAT AFTER ME

NOT. MY. PROBLEM.

>>16559895
this is a form of torture.. isnt it?

>>16559895

>>16560992
Gaschuds on suicide watch

>>16560992
we got too cocky ragusea sisters...

What's the trolling like on YouTube these days? How deep can you stick the knife in when you go into flame mode? I stopped making accounts when the bans started coming too freely quite a few years ago, but I really want to trash talk some of these new guys.

>>16560992
So did he get that youtube commenter to finally pay for his gas line ? He must have written an angry letter to his mum or something

>heterogeneity
really outed himself as the pseudo fraud he is with that one
muh science when you're a professor of journalism (at a literal who university)

>>16560127
jak him

>>16560992
Meetup for a vid of how to make a looser ass cove on Ragusea's gas stove.

>>16561187
He had to move to a completely different area. He says it's to be closer to family, but I've heard some former students were spreading rumors about inappropriate behavior in his time as a lecturer. That might also be why he resigned that job and had to find a way to earn income without an employer.

>>16561191
>getting this elitist over the fucking word heterogeneity
retard alert

>>16559895
Based Chadam Poster

>>16559895
>>16561473
Cvcked Faguesa incel

>>16560992
>having a flammable fluid pumped into your house or stored in a presure vessel

couldnt be me

>>16559895
Guys what the fuck are those constant fart sounds in the background, am I the only one that hears them?
I checked afterwards and they're still there, especially around 5:00.

>>16560141
> keeps moving from state to state.

Think he may be on the run from the police.

>>16561187
he bought a house with gas

>>16559904
he uses his salty bath water to cook pasta

emmy is a cute

>>16559895
a handful of coarse sea salt to 2 liters of water should do the trick for about 250-500 grams of pasta.

>>16559981
>euthanize people below a certain IQ threshold
oh my. do you know what would happen if you did that in america?

>>16560992
He is 100% right, gas stoves are way fucking overrated.

>>16562687
You certainly aren't, and when you post that contrarian video your thin veneer of credibility will totally evaporate.

>>16562687
I cook for a living and gas stoves are fucking wonderful compared to a glass top electric.

>Cook at work
>Literally just adjust flame to specific intensity and it works
>Cook at home
>Electric stove tries to sense temp, turns off and on, using cast iron completely breaks it's logic. Impossible to get fine control over the heat.

More heat, faster, with more control. Gas kicks the ever living shit out of electric. Induction is okay I guess.

Why isn't he wearing a mask while making this video?

>>16562698
Lmao bro I wish I was getting paid hundreds of thousands to make fucking YouTube cooking videos. I'd be snorting coke out of a hooker's asshole right now instead of pathetically posting on /ck/ at 1 AM. Also, you're a retard.

>>16562753
I have also used both for home cooking and have never noticed or cared about the amount of control or precision I have with electric compared to gas. I'm sure gas is better in those regards but I'm not convinced it's SO much better that it blows electric out of the water. On the other hand, gas stoves are harder to clean, more dangerous, require a gas line, and are slower at actually heating shit up (although I guess that depends on your stove).

Either way, I don't hate gas stoves. I really don't give a fuck if you prefer them. I'm saying they're way fucking overrated to the point where certain snobby faggots think you HAVE to have a gas stove to make good food or that preferring electric makes you a pleb. It's a fucking heating element, it's not that deep. I haven't tried induction but I'd like to, it seems pretty cool.

>>16562810
Electric has to heat itself up before it even starts appreciably heating the utensil. Induction is arguably faster, but the argument grows weaker the less water there is to heat.

>>16562826
Yeah you're right on that one now that I think about it. Doesn't really change my other points or overall opinion though.

I just came up with the most brilliant business idea.
Just sell bottled pre-salted pasta water.
Have different variations: Lighty, normal or heavy salted.
Liberals and hipsters would love it.

This faggot lives in Tennessee now? Well, I guess they succeeded in their plan of fucking up Georgia and relocated him.

>>16563083
Yeah, he always puts on this face of being fed up to seem intellectual. He does it with his voice too. It's completely artificial, but it's the type of thing that works on most people because people are retarded. If you want to make videos for the internet, it's worth performing this act. I'm doing it in this post to emphasise my point, but it doesn't work so well in writing.

>>16563150
Don't worry anon, I imagined what your dumb snotty face would look like while explaining this to us. It makes me want to hit you.

>>16559895
first ragusea thread not nuked by jannies in quite a while

Adam Ragaysea lol

>>16563491
Cool it with the homophobic comments.

>>16563507
Hello, I'm one of those men.

See, unlike the skinhead untouchables who inhabit this site, I grew up and became a normal human being with healthy relationships and a good career.

I don't have a problem with gay people.
I don't have a problem with brown people.
I don't have a problem with Muslims.
I don't have a problem with Jews.
I kinda sorta respect the holyfuckinghell out of modern women.

In other words, I'm not a pea brained toddler repeating history as farce with an orange fucktard who puts children into LITERAL concentration camps.

I'm not pissing my pants scared at the idea of women having more voices, more votes, and - GASP - more control over worldly affairs.

I'm not cucked to the cruel, nonsensical, evil ideas cooked up by shitty white men a hundred fucking years ago, or the shitty sexist morals all but beaten into us by our shitty fucking forefathers.

I'm free of toxic masculinity. Fuck yes, you will be hearing that phrase a whole fucking lot over the next ten years, and it will become law.

So suck my asshole, you fucking cowards. Go real deep and suck like I know you secretly want to.

Fascism is so fucking dead after 2020 you won't even be able to smell its oozing corpse.

Your world is thrashing around on its deathbed as we speak.

It's gone for fucking forever as soon as the rotten Cheetoh is gone.

Here, have a look inside my crystal ball.

I see a whole fucking lot of bold, pissed off, beautiful women tap dancing on your skull for the HELL you inflicted on them the past four years.

And men like me will be right there at their sides just laughing. Mocking. Drowning you in heaps upon heaps of your own shitty shit.

>>16564187
This but unironically

bump

>>16564187
cool

>>16564187
>all that garbage
>I'm not cucked
Au contraire.

>>16566447
>french

>>16560904
shaq hates adam

>>16559981
sieg heil brother

>>16564187
Did you write one of the episodes for Season 5?

chef john or bust

>>16562175
No tf she isn't.

>>16561191
that post is made possible by heterogeneous intelligence

>>16567229
Needs work. Soijack versions should.be even more offensive than the real thing. Fagusa's greasy, beady-eyed spectacles soilent expressioned face is far more ghastly than this soi version

>>16567478
When you post a reply in a shitty thread, you can put the word sage in the options field and you won't bump it.

>>16561216
Source?

>>16559895
He's /ourguy/

>>16559895
Loser incel who browses /b/

>>16559895
I don't salt my pasta water at all, seems like a waste of salt. I also use the smallest amount of water possible so I don't waste energy.

>>16568014
>making your food taste good is a waste of a rock that costs nothing

Good video