/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16557876
I used to drink white monsters like a boomer.
But then I drank purple monsters
Regular monsters are absolute shit.
then I quit coffee and energy drinks after my best friend died.

White Ultra tastes vaguely orange-y, and it's officially "Light Refreshing Citrus" on the website.

I drank it, it tasted like citrus and made me caffeine high

>>16557876
Its okay. Coffee gives you the same amount of caffeine (or more) while also being slightly healthier due to not containing so much sweetener or sugar.

>>16557876
Tried it for the memes and it somehow tastes even more generic than the normal black one

It has a more "natural" taste than the original poison.

>>16558133
>"natural taste"
>sugar free
what did he mean by this?

>>16557876
Tastes like sprite but for supreme gents

>>16557877
Died from drinking energy drinks and coffee or what? Did you use to drink energy drinks and coffee with them so now it's a soft spot? WAS your friend a energy drink or coffee?

>>16557876
how did the white monster/boomer meme come about? i used to buy monsters 2/$4 at the walgreens by my work when i was a strung out teenager and always got the lo-carb one because it didnt give me a sugar headache and the sugarfree one tastes fucking disgusting. then they dropped the untra series and i drank those steady for about three years, just the white ones. i thought there was a purple low carb one too called focus or some shit that was the absolute best, but it was only available for a few months and then i never saw it again. i'm not sure it ever really existed

>>16558237
No he died of old age.
He was 2

>>16558268
It's a meme from real life. Every man I know who is older than 30 and has long work hours drinks these. This is the prime age where dudes who know they need to make a change in what they ingest see "0 sugar low calories" and think "hm, that will do."

>>16557876
lemon/limey
tastes a bit like sprite but less tang/acidity from what i remember.

DOES anyone else get no effect from these muthafuckas? I drink one every now and then and it's just like drinking a normal soda.

>>16557876
I unironically tried it because of the memes, have it now and then (>1/mo.).
It's not bad. Tastes a bit like carbonated, off Fruitopia (the purple one). Very sweet.
I don't see the big appeal myself, but as far as energy drinks go I guess it's okay? It's the only energy drink I've ever tried, so...yeah.

>>16557876
It's kind of like absolute sweetness if sweetness wasn't that sweet.

>>16558268
Unironically viral marketing. The earliest memes were dumb forced shit that somehow managed to catch on with people.

>>16557876
Yeah it's poison and it tastes like artificial sweeteners. If you want a fucking pint of energy drink, just get the original one. It's still poison but at least it has sugar in it.

>>16558272
Looks like a good rodent. Condolences, mate.

>>16557876
I prefer the regular one

Gonna drop some facts. You're better off drinking some black coffee with a packet of splenda. That said, the light green ultra paradise and mango are top 5 flavors.

If you're still skinny by all means add some cream to your coffee too.

Also caffeine tolerance is real and you shouldn't drink it past noon. Alcohol nights give poor ass sleep quality.

>>16558694
>Also caffeine tolerance is real and you shouldn't drink it past noon. Alcohol nights give poor ass sleep quality.
Your response to insomnia is to sedate yourself with alcohol?

>>16558694
>You're better off drinking some black coffee with a packet of splenda and a B-vitamin supplement
fixed that. there really isnt much difference between drinking coffee with a B-vitamin mix and an energy drink. besides the 6 lbs of sugar in it

>>16557876
It’s not good. I don’t think any of the colored ones are very good. The gold and teal ones are okay. The rehab line is the best they have imo.

>>16557876
>/S I P B O Y Z/ threads were 4 years ago now
Fuck man, where does time go? To answer the question though, the white one is pretty decent. The king was always the yellow "Citron" ultra flavour they discontinued for whatever reason. That new mango ultra is pretty good though. So is the ginger flavour Monster Mule.

It's citrusy without having a distinct flavour of any one fruit, and is pretty sweet but not sweet like sugar it seems to linger less in your mouth. It's actually really good for what it is, all other sugar free drinks have this dogshit aftertaste but Ultra doesn't.

>>16557878
>30yo boomer
>coomer
>twitch thot
>"ironic" self awareness

geez, you zoomers really gotta mash everything together to get that dopamine hit, eh?

>>16559023
Did you intentionally choose 4 things that are neither implicitly or explicitly expressed in that image? I can't see any other reasonable explanation why that was your response. Actually just explaining why the post is hyperbolic and inane using their own words would have been more interesting.
I don't care who you are or who you identify with, your post is only gets a reply for its inability to actually address what you're replying to. If you're going for that, you got me, but if you intended a burn you really need to work on those.

inb4 trying to guess who I am behind the post, which I don't do to you because that's completely boring when we're both anon. Apply yourself.

>>16559235
Not him, but your meme lore is weak. I see what he's referring to immediately and it's all newfag memes.

>>16559235
wtf are you talking about, those 4 things are the basis of the shitty meme in question

>>16558272
>i bought an animal with a 2 year life span and my heart broke when it died

>>16559679
Yeah, they are literally that awesome.

>>16557876
i mean its a sugar free energy drink how do u think it tastes? cause yep ur right thats exactly what it tastes like