/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16551071
show me the menu, I don't live in a multiculti "paradise" city

chicken and rice duh
extra white and hot sauce

Fuck these assholes. Their selling point used to be their cheap prices. Now that it's fucking 8 bucks and they got rid of lamb means they can shove their white sauce of their assholes. Complete tourist trap

halal guys sucks ass now. go to the cart on first and 11th outside the mosque.

lamb and falafel combo on rice with chopped up pita extra pickles extra white little bit of hot and a bottle of water and a bottle of gatorade for tomorrow am

Falafel wrap and babaganoush

>>16551071
Chicken over rice with extra onions, white sauce, and hot sauce on the side

>>16551071
That shit is trash. Success went to their heads.

>>16551071
I order them several bullets to the cranium and a plane ride back to their shithole country.

>big dream
>go to 'merica
>muh freedom
>"if you make it in new York you can make it anywhere"
>test if true
>become New Yorker
>fulfill dream of food cart stand
>open it right across the street of these guys
>name it "The Absolutely Haram Guys"
>sell only pork product
You guys think this will work out in my favour?

>>16551611
No, you don't, virgin subhuman.

> not going to the halal sandwich place run by your uncle's cousin
??

>>16551112
Blame the yuppie retards that think living in a big city is "so full of life" and raised prices of everything

>>16551071
I don't because I'm not a broke teenager from new jersey visiting DA BIG CITY with his lawn mowing savings

>>16551071
JDAM strike...

>>16551071
PART & PARCEL

>>16551071
Chicken over rice with white sauce and hot sauce

>>16551104
Irrefutably based

Is the white sauce basically watered down mayonnaise?

>>16551112
It's a tourist trap now... but back in the day before floods of middle eastern refugees and migrants came in they were a rather rare food establishment.

>>16551822
Yes, 100%

>>16552600
yeah

It's a 35c portion of Mahatma yellow rice, a mayonnaise packet, and cruelty to animals. No thank you. Get some self-respect. It's horrible food from a desert climate culture.

The cart on Spring and 6th right in front of the uptown E entrance is the best cart in the city.

>>16551071
Are the carts better than the brick and mortar spots?

>>16551988
why would anyone in my family be muslim thats disgusting

>>16551071
An air strike

>>16551071
good food, but these fuckers charge for the extra sauce packets now. what the hell.

>>16551822
Change guys to blokes.

Omg you know nothing unless you have tried halal guys rice chicken with white source :_Dd

>>16551071

the chicken and lamb with rice.
covered in the hot and white sauce.
my guy in a bushwick deli does lamb and rice
with olives and shit breh.

A shish kabomb. :^)

>>16551822
I would eat at The Haram Guys cart.

>>16551071
Lamb over rice platter with less white sauce was always the go to for a city trip

Nothing I don't help fund terrorists

>>16551822
I actually think there's a big untapped market for middle eastern food made with pork.

>>16551104
Why do ruralfags always have such a massive chip on their shoulders
It's cool if you're living the lifestyle you want to live. But why would the way other people want to live make you angry? Yes, multicultural megacities are my paradise, there's no scare quotes about it. Why don't you like the fact I like it?

>>16551822
Set it up here >>16551230

>>16555140
>that’ll teach’em
>heh flyovers amirite?

>>16555188
I'm not even American anon.

>>16555191
Good, fuck off

>>16555195
So why DO you have such a chip on your shoulder

>>16555140
I was mostly just joking, anon. To us, it seems like cityfags always think they're so sophisticated because of where they live. If you're living the life you like then I'm happy for you.

>>16555140
>MUH RURAL FAGS

I live in a multicultural hellhole and it sucks, fuck you rich yuppie, I can’t wait till the system collapses and we get to go Mad Max

>>16554104
No

>>16554821
Was thinking the same

>>16555181
After expanding maybe

>>16551071
> No menu
> Literally just a /pol/ bait thread
> Can't even make a good joke to go with it
Shit bread faggot

>>16551071
Stopped going. Boycot islam.

why is everyone here from new york?

>>16552600
sort of mayo sort of yogurt.

>>16551071
You do know that halal meat is of lesser quality, that it makes the animals suffer more than needed for no reason and that every halal product sold gives a little money to terrorism, right?

>>16555948
yeah, the Taliban literally took over Afghanistan because I bought some Shwama

>>16555756
New Yorkers: no sense of right or wrong.

>>16555140
its just insecurity.

>>16555948
>every halal product sold gives a little money to terrorism, right?
Wrong. Halal certification doesn't actually require payment to be handed over to an authority like it does with kosher certification. It's entirely legal to label food as halal as long as it follows the practices, whereas kosher certification requires someone to be paid as a part of the practices.

>>16551230
I always felt the food outside that mosque was lacking. When I lived in New York I would go to the Biryani cart in Astor Square.