/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16540369

>>16540844
hahahaha fuck you that's too funny

>>16540844
OH NO

>>16540369
Cool AND spicy. Nice.

>>16541342
>is everything alright babe? you've hardly touched your Grinch jizz french fries

Pic related is probably the most cursed food image I have saved on my harddrive. The longer you look the worse it gets. Every single item on this table has been hand crafted to be wrong, from the ingredients and preparation to the tools. I love it.

>>16540820
Ok, what even is this?

>>16541369
the luck o the irish

>>16541354
this whole photo set is amazing

>>16541769
>>16541354
the finest that modern art has to offer.

Id eat the getty images cake tho

>>16541354
r/ing the one of them all queuing up? hilariously grim. was trying to find it on google just the other day but couldn't amid thousands of generic image results

>>16540369
Wtf is hetchup

>>16542657
Hey gay nigger get the fuck off of this website and never ever come back.

>>16541327
yonkers...

>>16542657
https://cargocollective.com/chrismaggio/Male-Chef-Thanksgiving

>>16541831
oh yes

>>16540820
looks like a herbivore animal's sloppy diarrhea

>>16542828
apprish'd

Reddit food

>>16540844
Jej

>>16544665
>Wa la

>>16541831
It's probably mustard-flavoured.

>>16544831

>>16544560
i could get down on this np

>>16540820
Indian restaurant

>>16544665
THE NIGGER BURGER

>>16544665
"I'm ready to settle down"

>>16544560
The issue I have with this one is putting shit inside the bird interferes with cooking. They don't stuff the damned thing untl after it's done for a reason.

>>16541354
>gravy in a spray bottle
that might be innovative in theory, but have you ever tried to force normal liquid soap out of a bottle made for those foam soaps

>>16544560
god i wish that were me

>>16541342
>blastin' green
holy kek

>>16540844
lol nice

>>16540369
So he put toothpaste on the pizza, wasting the slice, all for people on reddit to say "omg that's so yucky haha take my upvote!"? This is what zoomers do now?

>>16540844
You son of a bitch

>>16541343
I laughed so hard it woke up my wife, then I had to explain the joke and we both laughed together. Thanks for the moment, anon.

>>16544665
What's wrong with this one? I'd try it.

>>16549344
make mess funny

>>16549484
>he put the jely bean in foot haha upvote
>>16549496
>he mix the hot chocolate into macaroni and put cheese sauce in cup haha upvote
>>16549501
>he put food color in the noodle and put cold hot dog in haha upvote
>>16549503
>he did the hot dog water (le cursed!!) and jello haha upvote

why are zoomers so amused by someone deliberately wasting food which instantly gets thrown out right after the photo? why are they like this?

>>16549381
Jesus, go the fuck back you stupid faggot

>>16549544
Either you haven't been channing long or you have a short memory. Or a hypocrite, I guess.

>>16549381
that's fucking wholesome

>>16540369
fucking anglos

>>16540369
someone post THE HURGEN before I have to

>>16541354
This looks like an Omega Mart pic.

>>16549382
>>16544665
Probably tastes fine, but it's just a bunch of bullshit meme foods so they can highball hipsters, surprised they didn't throw in avacado

>>16549544
ADHD addled zoomers don't even know how to turn on the stove, let alone put these meme foods together, it's all boomers on facebook

>>16549544

>>16549640
>62 replies
>post contains 4 quoted posts
>"replied to everyone else's posts"
zoom zoom

>>16549658
Face it. He blew you the fuck out.

>>16549666
I was only three of those posts, so fuck you.

>>16549673
But anon...
I was all four of those posts.

>>16549484
this is aesthetic terrorism and I love it

>>16541354
what are those things that appear to be a bunch of pinapple rings surrounded by a "can" of solidified berry sauce (and an olive toothpick stuck in) meant to be?

lmaoing at the gettyimages cake tho

>>16541354
>tiny bottle of Bacardi rum
kino

>>16549544
because they get laid and are not jaded

>>16540369
What's cursed about this? It's just Dutch-style.

>>16544831
As a kid I had a friend who was allergic to *everything*. I stayed over once and had to have cereal with orange juice because he couldn't take milk apparently. Fucking horrifying.

>>16549544
Obsessed newfag. Hang yourself.

>>16544665
Their home made mustard is just mayo with a few mustard seeds

>>16541354
The sources say that it happened in 2013. Why do I remember this being even further back, for some reason? Am I the only one?

>>16552449
yeah I could just be mixing it up with something else (???) but I feel like I remember seeing this on like our family computer in 2007 or something like that.

If anyone know where to find the original video with audio, that would just be swell.

>>16552568
Do americans really?

>>16540369

>>16541369
I think it was St. Paddy's Day or something and the guy just dumped some green food coloring into his pasta and sauce (and milk).

>>16544851

>>16541327
Does everyone just have the same plates as me?

>>16552882
You bought your plates from the store, yes? Other people buy their plates from the store, too. It's not unreasonable to believe that other people possess the same mass-produced dinnerware as you.

>>16552720
Looks good

>>16550034
>what are those things that appear to be a bunch of pinapple rings surrounded by a "can" of solidified berry sauce
It's an unsheathed can of cranberry sauce with a grilled pineapple slice skewered on top.

>>16549544
Sex
Have it

>>16551865
>>16553901
I came inside a pussy literally 2h ago. Lmfao
>>16551947
Nope. Face the music soicuck
>>16549666
He blew me? If you say so

>>16552449
It definitely looks older than 2013. Hell, looks even older than 2003.

>>16540820
I have had diarrhea this exact color before when I had the flu once.

>>16540820
Green food dye spaghetti and meatballs, lmao

>>16540820
>England

>>16552568
Hey Anon.

It should be Gaki No Tsukai or Downtown and their series "Absolutely Tasty". The episode is the Nabe (Hot Pot).

I found a couple of links but 4chans spam filter is getting the best of me

>>16549620
after all these years this still pops into my head from time to time and makes me chuckle

>>16540820
>green milk
Looks amazing actually. Same with the rest to be honest

>>16544601
>grapes and nuts aren't on top of wheat/flour
Fail

>>16551887
He was allergic to your cock though was he?

>>16540820
they poop on the pasta?

sort of food here
it popped into my head and I laughed, then I looked it up again and... it hurts, anons

>>16552882
in an evil scheme to turn a profit, they made more than one set

>>16543683
this is art

>>16543683
Ah, yes hot dogs and vegetables inside of gelatin

>>16549599
I can't tell what anything on this photo is

>>16557273
looks like it's machine-learning-generated to me.

>>16541327
>knife on the left

>>16549381
>>16549588

>>16555512
Everyone in Aus thinks he is a massive flog.
He's gone all anti mask/vax suprise suprise

>>16558639

>>16558639
>>16558642
combine these two please

we need a complete record in one image

>>16549381
>>16549588
/ck/ reaching /v/ levels of reddit lately

>>16558815
but the /v/ sort of cancer is excessive negativity

>>16558639
>Ahhh food that looks like a bum, NOT ON A FOOD AND COOKING 4CHAN BOARD DELETE DELETE DELETE!

>>16558838
yeah, I don't get it either. I mean he was actually cooking something, which is pretty rare around here.

>>16549599
This is what I imagine a BLIT looks like

>>16544831
I have done this before, we just din't have milk one day and I thought it was a good idea, thanks for the memories.

>>16558807
I don’t know how to do that. In MSPaint?

>>16541354
>gettyimage turkey cake
every time

>>16558847
it's pretty common actually

>>16549381
nooo how dare you explain getting your lol on at the moment

>>16558835
I mean it's nothing incredible but it kinda looks comfy.

>>16549487
You know, as disgusting as this would be to eat, the presentation is great.

There was a cursed video I saw once of a guy in a dirty ass house making burgers in an air fryer. I remember he drops chunks of food on the floor and says it’s “for the roaches”. Anyone seen that?

>>16558838
/ck/ jannies are the fucking worst

>>16547646
>trying to not reply to the bait

>>16549620
>people don't know what activated almonds actually are

>>16554947
+1

>>16557240

>>16557203

>>16543683
I hope that's savory gelatin and not sweet jello

>>16541354
What the fuck is that in the pie

>>16549496
I'd give it a try

>>16549620
What's a homemade coconut?

>>16553085
I've never had cranberry sauce, canned or otherwise. Would it pair well with grilled pineapple in reasonable proportions?

>>16544560
This is an abomination!

>>16544601

>>16549620
This.

>>16542831
ngl, i eat the fuck out of those store-bought cakes with the overly sweet frosting.

>>16552720
Don't you fucking dare rip on Minnesota sushi. Gramms served that at every family gathering. I miss her.

>>16549496
That crap is so gross. Guys, cmon. That's why they get on us about not having seasoning in our food.

> Pic related
An apple pie with no fruit?

>>16549544

>>16549599
Depression-era cooking.

>>16560789
didn't that putting stuff in gelatin continue til the 80's? How did anyone think that was appetizing, I'd rather just eat the vegetables on their own

>>16560809
Aspic is still pretty common in eastern European countries to this day.

>>16549620
Beta cuck. He's encouraging people to keep eating so that maybe they will lose weight? That's like trying to spend your way to a big savings account.

He should have only one time on that entire list if his food is so nutritious.

>>16551872
Oooooh. Sick burn.

>>16560789
Aspic was introduced before, but it really took off post-WW2. Once the industrial war machine could be redirected toward peace you saw all sorts of that wacky stuff that used to be considered high class but was now much more widely available.

>>16544665
looks pretentious probably tastes pretty good.it's steak, mustard, greens, jam and flavorless flowers so it can't be that bad.

>>16552568
I couldn't finish watching that puke.

>>16558835

>>16560849
Epic racism, upvoted and liked and retweeted.

>>16560813
Don't admit that in public.

> inb4 White people don't season their food.

>>16560867
this looks tasty though

>>16560827
The US federal food policy during WW2 was a catastrophe. The first lady promoted baked peanut butter stuffed onions.

>>16558639
Been in this hell since 2007 and I finally made a screenshot

>>16560680

>>16560895
waht hte fuck

>>16558835
Let’s fuckin go!!!

>>16540369

So this threads gonna be about cursed images of food eh?

Well I got a story for you anon's


> be me
> 18 at the time
> parents go fuck off to cottage while I get to stay home because work
> pop in a microwave meat pie for my hungry ass
> come up with plan to invite friends over but realize I needed ground beef
> leave plastic cover so I don't make a mess in the microwave
> ride all the way to my local grocery store to grab buns, meat, drinks, and some other shit.
> enjoy ride back home
> walk into house to see smoke coming out the nuke machine
> ohshit.jpeg
> run to the machine like it's a ticking time bomb and shut the thing off only to realize it wont open
> pry it open with a butter knife to get a nice whiff of 新鲜空气
> spend a few minutes hacking my lungs out
> throw on cold war gas mask and oven mitts to get the nuclear used condom out and onto the stone patio
> think for a moment how I had almost burnt down the house for a fucking meat pie
> pop chicken burgers in the oven and crack open a cold one


God I'm a fucking retard

>>16557265
That's just sloppa but it shouldn't be half bad.

>>16560813
All of europe really

>>16560895

>>16560714
It is not too uncommon since both fruit are tangy. Cranberry sauce is generally served with turkey and it's delicious especially fresh made ones.

>>16561801
How long did you set the microwave for you absolute retard?

>>16560849
epic....... simply epic!

>>16560849
>black name
>potatoes that aren't from a box
>corn that's not from a can
>chicken that isn't sold by the bucket
A white man cooked this.

>hispanic name
>hard corn tortillas
>diced tomato and lettuce
>cheddar
>ground meat
A white man cooked this.

>asian name
>loosely packed white rice
>sugar-syrup glaze
>untoasted sesame seeds
>sliced green onion
>chopsticks on the plate prior to eating
A white man cooked this.

>white name
>white bread
>miracle whip
>bologna
>kraft single
A welfare troglodyte cooked this.

>>16562359
Absolutely based and redpilled

>>16544560
Melted chedder absolutely does not look like that or have that consistency. That's velveeta or some other heavily processed emulsified cheese sauce.

>>16562359
>A welfare troglodyte cooked this.
So a white woman?

>>16549487
I would have a couple of crackers...

>>16549599
Is this one of those AI generated photographs?

Anyone have the picture of that whiskey in what looks like a gas can? It has some kind of black horse on its label.

>>16562682
that's actually a legit african company. they made enough money off of that shit to upgrade

https://vimeo.com/241498755

>>16561751
glad someone recognized it

>>16560849
gotta love the sheer levels of insecurity this sort of meme invokes whenever it's posted

>>16540820
Looks like when I vomit off my Bailey's and Nyquil cocktails

>>16549381
>Wife

>>16549599

>>16562859
Insecurity is black culture don't appropriate it

>>16562884
>Chad
>but hating on heterosexuality

>>16562950
lol. pretty accurate but in my opinion instead of the girl it's a chimp

>>16559775
oh hai there newfriend

>>16541369
spaghetti and greenballs

>>16561645
Good for you, Anon. You ever had anyone use any images that you made?

>>16562950
>convert machine learning image into what it makes you think of
>frank psychedelia
This is not a coincidence.

>>16560697
the muffin is homemade not the coconut

>>16553907
Next time try to do that without paying.

>>16541354
> Name one thing in this picture

>>16540369

>>16541342
why the grinch aint got no pants on? fool

>>16552720
seems tasty, I often ate pickles wrapped in lean ham as a snack when I was losing weight. What's the white stuff, cream cheese or something more fancy?

>>16564234
>win a visit from Davis
w-what does Davis do?

>>16558603
>He's gone all anti mask/vax suprise suprise
Is that a bad thing?

>>16563602
I'm equal parts horrified and intrigued

>>16549544
seethe more faggot

>>16560774
It uses lemon juice.

>>16544665
I'd take the burger, but without bun, flowers, argula, beef, relis and mustard. Just plain adidas.

>>16543683
is it just me or are all vegies just a picture on the plate that we see through the gelatin

>>16564621
no, the veggies are ON the plate, but no in the gelatin - the only thing in it is the hot dogs

>>16549620
>tfw you will never drink blended akalised water or cook homemade coconut with your gf because she left you

:(

>>16549620
the 12:30 meal seems kinda normal

>>16560809
the Jell-O belt is alive and well today in the Utah region from what I've heard

>>16560809
we still eat this in poland, its about as disgusting as you think

>>16552720
that leftmost one, ffs..
tighter than my niece