/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Carry a fucking wallet, you shit heel.

>>16547760
Stand up, turn 360 and walk out

>>16547760
I have a Ridge Wallet. Never had this problem.

I wouldn't know, the idea of a business not taking contactless payment here is completely alien. Why did you specify Apple Pay as though it's somehow different from anything else?

>>16547768
Post a picture of it now, or you're just a lying cock sucker.

>>16547765
This. I spin around twice.

>>16547760
>I hate carrying a wallet around
Americans don't carry IDs?
How would people identify your corpse if you get into one of the monthly shootings?

>>16547768
>ridge wallet

>>16547791
We have teeth so they can check our dental records, Nigel.

:^)

>>16547760
I start going there regularly. That was a test, and they passed.

>>16547796
So every american has dental problems?
It makes sense considering all the sugar you guys consume.

>>16547817
Nah, we just have teeth and access to medical care instead of dying in the waiting room toothless. :^)

>>16547796
>He has teeth
I see you haven't taken the teethless pill, you normie.

>>16547765
>Stand up
Okay, I'm with you
>turn 360
Spin in a circle?
>and walk out
Aaaaand you lost me.

Did you mean to say turn 180? Because 360 (as in 360°) is a full rotation about a given axes (assuming Y-axis since you would be standing upright). If you turned 360° and then walked, you would be walking in the same direction. So unless you're missing an additional 180° turn, or if you're walking backwards, you're not going to be "walking out". So I think this is more than likely just a misuse of degree intervals due to a lack of experience or knowledge. You meant to say 180°, which is half of a full rotation, meaning you would face the opposite direction than you were initially.

>>16547875
I meant 360 years of age, poophead.

>>16547878
Sooo you were going to stand up, wait over 300 years until you turned 360 years old, and only then you would walk away? This makes even less sense. Just admit you misspoke about degree intervals and we can be done with this.

>>16547775
Not that anon but I love mine

>>16547768
i didn't expect to see a sponsored 4chan post

>>16547884
UM....how tf do you sit on this without hurting your ass cheeks wtffff

>>16547896
it's meant for tacticool fatasses so their asscheeks absorb the sharp rigid corners

>>16547760
>what do you do in this situation? I hate carrying a wallet around.
Get a phone case that includes the credit card sleeve? Have one card on you at al times due. Emergencies ya know. ID too.

>>16547896
>putting your wallet in your ass pocket
you're gonna get back problems, plus it's easier to steal from a back pocket than a front one

>>16547896
>he puts his wallet in his back pocket

>>16547896
Front pocket. Front left - wallet and keys. Front right - phone. Your back will thank you in the long run.

>>16547905
>Get a phone case that includes the credit card sleeve
ok grandpa

>>16547791
They Id is by our dental imprints, gang tattoos and political affiliation. It's now illegal not to be a homosexual republican or a gender fluid democrat.

>>16547905
hell no. I don't want my phone to be a bulky piece of shit. if I want to use it now I have to carry the rest of my stuff, and if I loose my phone, I might as well loose the rest of my stuff.

>>16547906
>>16547913
Are you people retarded? How the fuck do you get back problems by just putting your wallet in your back pocket? I've never had straing on my back from my wallet.

>>16547933
they're just quoting that seinfeld episode, which is a fictional comedy.

>>16547760
Zoomers were a misstake

>>16547760
No worries, I have my credit card with me at all times in my iPhone Leather Wallet with MagSafe

>>16547933
>How the fuck do you get back problems by just spending a lot of time sitting with one thing putting more pressure on one side of your back muscles, nerves, and skeletal system?

Just get a slim wallet bro

>>16547884
I have a Chinese copy of that exact wallet

>>16547768
20 years ago I saw a card holder in a store and replaced my wallet with it because I don't carry coins anyways.

Later found it was meant as a business card holder, but I still use them as a wallet.

>>16547956
it does the same job, ridge wallets are super overpriced. sure they look nice but..
125 dollars for a wallet?

>>16547775
You have no idea how annoying old school wallets are until you make the swap

>apple pay
damn if you wanted to tell us you are a massive faggot you just could said that

>>16547975
Now show me your Raycon ear buds.

>>16547979
:^)

>>16547986
>HALF THE PRICE OF OTHER WIRELESS EARBUDS

>>16547986
based consoomer

>>16547987
They've held up nicely for a year, which is twice as long as other earbuds I've had. You wanna see my Sheath underwater or my Cuts shirts next?

>>16547986
I'm dying here. Next thing you'll have a World of Tanks screenshot.

>>16547990
I'm a sucker for 30% off promo codes

>>16547992
I bought a 15 dollar pair of wireless earbuds from some random ass amazon page. They are pretty good. Maybe my expectations are low as hell

>>16547760
>I hate carrying a wallet around.
Do-
Do you not carry an id around?

>>16547768
>>16547794
Asshole.

>>16548002
>he doesn't store his ID on his phone
kek

>>16548002
What is he's a POC? You know they can't get IDs! Racist

>>16548012
said by joe biden, blackies can't get ids

>>16548012
This. Blacks are literally incapable of obtaining n id.

iToddlers BTFO!

>>16548020
ok pajeetdroid

>>16548020
Cringe, please go back

>>16548020
based
>>16548027
>>16548075
reddit and no privacy lol, brb scanning your pictures

>>16548076
ok pedophile incel loser. nice green bubble btw

>>16548076
>brb scanning your pictures
poordroid
>brb scanning literally everything you do on your device for """advertising""""

>>16547884
>paying money for the privilege to practice a Constitutionally-guaranteed right
fuck Georgia

>>16548002
I keep my ID in my car. I never need it other than buying beer

>>16547760
If your resturaunt doesn't take contactless I'm not eating there
What is this, 2005?

>>16547875
Retard

>>16548076

Wait, what's this about scanning pictures?

>>16547760
>having a phone after 2015
it's like your ancient.

>>16547817
>he doesn't go to dentist to prevent dental problems
the mystery of bong teeth has finally been solved.

>>16548261
Apple is finally joining Google and Microsoft in btfoing pedophiles

>>16547986
based podcast chad, do you also indulge in kratom?

>>16547924
>It's now illegal not to be a homosexual republican or a gender fluid democrat.
Is there no third option? How about claiming that your parents were illegals?

>>16547875
Look up videos of Michael Jackson moonwalking

>>16548348
No, because it's illegal in my state. I meant to get some while I was in Missouri, but forgot.

>>16548371
If you claim to be illegal a white family is taken by Ice for detainment at the border and you get their house

Can't live without a wallet. My bare minimum:
>driving license
>car reg
>bike reg
>roadside assistance
>parking garage card home
>parking garage card work
>grocery store discount card
>emergency contact information card
>health insurance card
>debit card
>credit card
>cash

>>16547805
Based

>>16547875
based

>>16547906
putting your wallet in your front pocket is faggy.

>>16547951
>gucci
do your parents know youre gay?

>>16547760
Look it up beforehand dumbass

>>16547933
You have to be fat, there's no way you're not

>>16548659
less faggy than shoving it up my ass like you? I tend to not store things in or near the ass, beloved cramposter

>>16548097
definitely NOT chinkshit
definitely NOT a /g/ tourist

>>16548097
>posts anime shit
>calls others pedophile incel loser

LoL this bitch thinks he's talking to a mirror

>>16548663
My girlfriend bought it for me for Christmas.

>>16548701
No

>>16547881
damn dude youre good

>>16547933

>>16547986
I guess I knew someone had to be buying the stupid shit shilled on yt, it's just weird to see someone admitting to being retarded.

blow all the dudes working there. although, as an appledrone i usually do that anyway.

>>16550794
So get a second wallet for the other side. Problem solved, and you only lose half your money when your pocket gets picked.

>>16547947
>>16547951
My card wallet is dying. I need a new one, made of leather, that holds 4-6 cards, and preferably folds on the middle so you can carry a bill or three. Any suggestions?

>>16550978
Just go to your local leathersmith and give him your specifications.

>>16548473
>driverse license
>debit card (credit is for amerijews)
>national health card
that's it

>>16550990
M- my local l- leathersmith? I don't think we have those around here.

>>16550794
Ok, george costanza

>>16550794
this would make sense if your ass was a bare pelvis with no skin, fat or muscle tissue.

>>16550978
bellroy
Served me for 15 years

>>16547760
>WHAT YOU DONT TAKE APPLE PAY

I hated this when working retail. No faggot we don't. Use a card like a fucking human.

>>16547896
Why does anyone put a wallet in an ass pocket? You trying to draw attention to it? That shit is gay.

>>16547760
I continue paying undisturbed, because I don't use Apple products.
>hate carrying a wallet around
My wallet has basically everything I might need going outside, be it credit cards, cash, drivers license, university card for entry, public transportation card, even my HMO and veterans cards. It's not that I need all of them all every time I go outside, but it beats the hassle of selectively picking which ones I need at any given outing, possibly forgetting them when needed.

>>16547768
How much do they pay you?

>>16547817
Do humans sometimes need medical help? Yes yuropoor. They do. We can actually afford it.

>>16547760
>apple pay
Just suck their dick for paiement you fucking faggot emperor

>>16547760
maybe stop wearing tight skinny pants you itoddler faggot

Don't you all have one of those shoulder bags so that you have room for your vaxx card? It's going to end up like a CVS receipt soon.

>>16547760
>what do you do in this situation? I hate carrying a wallet around.
Apple Card + MagSafe

>carrying a wallet in your back pocket
it's like you want Tyrone to give you a Chicago toll collection.

>>16551847
You must have taken miles of cock in your life.

>>16551874
are you this much of an emasculate beta bitch boy that you need a big wallet to feel manly?

>>16551870
>living anywhere with more than a 2% black population

>>16551877
I have a very minimalist wallet. However, I'm not permanently attached to Steve Jobs' ghost dick.

>>16547760
good, fuck apple

>>16547875
He didn't day the 360° turn and walking out were related. Maybe he was facing the front door when he turned?

>>16551870
>Living near blacks
>Not having zippers/buttons/rubber lining in your back pocket
NGMI

>>16548348
>>16548424
it nukes ur t levels

>>16551043
>>16551815
wala. imagine living in a place where there's so many people around that pickpocketing is an actual problem.

>>16550721
holy newfag cringe

I would stop being a faggot and carry around real life money with me if I intend to buy something from a vendor.

>>16552424
>Living near blacks
>Not having padlock pocket protection harness protection systems for your entire ass
ISHYGDDT

>>16554289
>Living near blacks
YWNBAW

I live in the middle of fucking nowhere Alaska and they aspect google/apple/Samsung/whatever pay at almost every place other than the bar that expressly says they are cash only.

How backwater is your garbage restaurant have to be to not accept this kind of stuff and not mention they don't take this payment method?

>>16547760
Stand up, turn 729 and walk out

>>16547796
You see this joke doesn't work because Brits are the ones with unique teeth, every tooth a different shape and color, while all Americans get theirs clipped down and fused into a solid block.

Just use a fucking wallet lmao it's not like you are carrying around a fucking monolith

>>16547760
you got a mouth dont you?

>>16547760
Do you modern niggers really just carry your phone around
Usually I dont even take it with me when Im going somewhere, but my wallet with coins, paper money, ID, keys and some cards goes with me.
I havent been able to close my wallet using the velcro shit for 4 years already and Im 21

>>16554880
>coins, paper money
>some cards
lol, do you mean you still use physical credit cards? might as well just carry around bullion coins you fucking luddite freak. I touch physical currency maybe twice a year at most

>>16548659
And men, more manly than you will ever be, used to kiss each other on the mouth as a greeting.
>>16551146
They don't. I'm a customer, I pay them.
>>16554268
>fiat
>real money
>>16550801
What's wrong with buying good products, I'm legit curious. Are you one of those weirdo commies who thinks buying and selling is evil? How are you using the internet?

>>16547760
Google pay never works properly for me. It's more of a backup thing for me in case I go out and forget my wallet.

But I've started carrying a twenty in my phone case for emergencies

>>16550806
This is what 4 digits of IQ sound like?

>>16547875
This has got to be bait

>>16547884
>weapons license
so much for "freedom"

>>16547760
Who the fuck uses apple pay?

>>16554327
don't get these teeth memes

>>16547760
I'm not one of those cashless retards, so I've never had this situation. And afaik, most places I go don't accept apple or google pay anyway. Either way, these >>16547918 >>16547947 are perfect.

>>16555542
>a twenty
>for emergencies
Imagine being THIS poor

>>16548097
Didn't /g/ prove that wasn't an iPhone but a local Jap Bran or something? Also kys back to >>>/a/

>>16551870
>>16552424
If you live near blacks, there's nothing in your wallet worth taking.

should have bought a samsung phone
They can replicate a mag stripe so it works even on older point of sale systems

>>16556543
Bro it's like if I leave my wallet somewhere, it's not my emergency fund. Like if I drive out somewhere stupid and forgot to get gas or something and didn't get my wallet

>>16556897
>>16552424
>>16551870
imagine being such a weak looking mark that the mere sight of a negro makes you burst into tears and hand over whatever is in your pcokets
>>16556543
anything over $20 is going to take a card, and $20 is the highest denomination that you won't run into people refusing to accept it in case it's counterfeit. if you're really that paranoid, carry around $100 in $5 notes, a valcambi combibar, and a roll of ASEs, just in case the nuclear war happens when you're rolling up to walmart and you need to bribe the greeter to let you inside

>>16547794
>>ridge wallet

>>16547884
>>16547975
>OMGGG ITS SO HIP IVE NEVER HEARD OF A CARD CLIP BEFOOORE
Fucking retard zoomers Jesus christ

>>16547884
q. how do you know if the anonymous 4chan stranger you're talking to about food has a gun?

a. don't worry they'll make sure you know

p.s. did I mention I have a gun?

p.p.s. btw ask me about guns

p.p.p.s. I'm in Jeff Cooper's Condition Orange at all times, betcha don't know what that is, wanna know what that means?

p.p.p.p.s. btw I have a gun

p.p.p.p.p.s. how can I make this conversation about me and my guns?

>>16557284
Ugly whore. I hate women so much it's unreal.

>>16547875
there's no way bros...

Use GPay or Samshit Pay.

>>16547875
Pic related retard

>>16555129
>And men, more manly than you will ever be, used to kiss each other on the mouth as a greeting.
seems a bit gay. which is to say, not manly at all.

>>16557378
uggos become cute when they're humiliated or degraded, and what could be more humiliating than shitting your pants for twitter

>>16547760
>apple pay
I finish sucking the cock in my mouth then move onto a new restaurant

Unbelievable thread

>>16547760
Fuck you you autistic bastard

>>16555666
Yeah, it obviously is bait

>>16547760
>low tier bait like this is getting unironic replies
I want to die

>>16555129
>What's wrong with buying good products, I'm legit curious.
Nothing if you buy products that are actually good rather than enjoying the sound of farting mud into your fucking ears

>>16547760
>pay anyway using it because their card reader almost certainly supports NFC and needs nothing specific to Apple Pay
>tfw

>>16558132
>phoneposter
opinion disregarded

>>16551870
we dont have black people here or crime
the closest thing we have to crime in my all-white country town is sometimes goats come down from the mountains and eat people's gardens.

Get an android phone.

>>16547884
Get off 4chan sarge

>>16547896
Wallets and phones belong in front.

>>16547875
baste

>>16547947
>>16547905
Great idea, if you lose your phone you also lose your money!

>>16558991
Stupid or just trolling? You cancel the card and the reverse the small fraudulent transactions (anything over a certain amount requires a pin). You also lock the phone so it's bricked by icloud and only worth the sum of it's parts.

>>16559006
How you gonna call to cancel your card if your phone is with it?

>>16559015
Who said anything about calling, you cancel your card on online banking, not that it's something that requires urgency. They reverse whatever charges the thief runs up and send you a new card with a different number.

>>16559024
I don't do online banking, not since the Dominos leak opened my eyes to the dangers.

>>16547760
You just don't have a good wallet maybe. I'd rather take my wallet than my phone out to a restaurant. But then, I have a very nice, handmade leather wallet, from Phil's Wallets.

>>16547760
>I hate carrying a wallet
That's because you're one of those dumbasses that thinks wallets has to be big, so you can stuff them with stupid crap that isn't your plastic cards.

Get something like pic related instead.
Takes up a fraction of the space your average vallet does. Your average model will hold about a dozen cards and cost fuck all. Mine was like $3.

inb4
>b-but i have more than 12 cards
Quit carrying the ones you don't actually need with you all the time. If you actually NEED more than 12 different cards on any given day, then you need to get your shit together.

>>16548002
>he doesn't have the ID tattoo on his wrist
cringe. get with the times, gramps

>>16548473
Unless you live in some 3rd world stoneage shithole, ~half of those will have an app equivalent so you don't actually need to carry the cards. Toss those cards and get a cardholder instead. It'll also have room for a bit of paper money.

>>16550727
>My girlfriend(male)
Fixed, no need to thank me.

>>16547926
A generic case can usually fit two cards in the back without bulging or the bulk that comes with a wallet phone case. Put your photo ID in there and a card capable of tap payment, boom. Then you’ve got contactless payment, conventional payment, and photo ID if necessary without extra bulk. Only time you need to take the case off to get the card is if you get IDed or no contactless payment is needed.

>>16559150
There's supposed to be a bit of space betwixt the phone and case.

>>16551815
>Tranime poster calling anyone a faggot

el oh el

>>16547760
>what do you do in this situation?

Throw a tantrum and make a scene, threaten to sue them - that is the American millenial/zoomer way after all.

>>16547760
Get a better phone

>>16559166
that clip is from that jersey shore show

i do this usually

>>16559166
giwtm

>>16547760
>using anything apple

>>16559218
*Tim Apple has reported this post to the UN*

>>16547913
This is literally me except my keys are on a carabiniere.

>>16559327
>carabiniere
You keep an Italian policeman on your keys?

>>16551059
This minus driver's license. I have that at my car since I've never needed it for identification since I carry my actual ID in my wallet and I never need to present someone my driver's license when I'm not in my car.

>>16558961
Just keep some muslims around to scare them away

>>16559333
*carabiner
Don't know why it autocorrected like that

>>16547875
ill bite
you're aware that you can indeed turn around as you're walking (after turning around 360 degrees)?

>>16555666
no shit satan

>>16547791
>implying you can't carry your ID without your wallet

Is there any better card for dining? 4x points on restaurants plus all the other perks feels hard to beat.

>>16561039
>I'm sorry sir we don't take amex

get with the program boomer, we sapphire reserve now

>>16561068
In the last 6 years I've used it I have never come across a place that doesn't. And if I did, I'd assume it's some shit poor person restaurant and would go somewhere else.

>>16561089
other restaurants besides ruths chris exist

>>16561039
Sapphire reserve is a way better card

>>16561385
There's an argument for it. Less on actual restaurant/airline purchases but does have some good perks. I'll take Amex's $120 in Uber Eats credits over fucking Pelaton.

>>16547817
>europe is so poor they don't do preventative dentistry

>>16547760
I pay with cash because ai carry a wallet because I'm not homosexual.

>>16561391
If you eat out that much, maybe you need the pelaton

>>16561415
Interesting. In my case AI carrying my wallet is the reason I never use cash.

Jesus Christ OP
I'd tell you to grow some balls but you'd probably complain that they're too heavy