/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16542610
FOOD* oops

>>16542610
dood gore?

>>16542661
Really? Thats the best you got?

>>16542678
I've seen worse.

>>16542667
Dood gore

>>16542735
Hey milk steak boiled over hard with a side of jelly beans is a delicacy

>>16542610
DOOD
GORE
LMAO

>>16542766
Reminds me of my wife on our wedding night.

>>16542748
;_;

>>16542766
reminds me of my gf on her wedding night

>>16542781

THE HURGEN LOAF

>>16542822
This looks kind of pretty

>>16542822
Eldritch placenta?

>>16542789
I see absolutely nothing wrong with this and I would eat it.

t. Japanese

>>16542610
Made some Dollar Tree pork chops with a big spoonful of cottage cheese for dinner

>>16542822
wtf is this

>>16542766
I love banana bread

>>16542610

>>16542986
I think its the skin on the surface of cold tomato soup

>>16542670
Does anyone have more like this? I remember seeing a funny one about vegan sausage

>>16543063
there's this

>>16542869
That's a weird burrito

>>16542781
based hurgin poster

>>16542925
Looks good I see nothing wrong with this

>>16543217
Fuck you. Those are classics.

>>16543224
>OMG LOOK AT ALL THE COLORS
i fucking hate instagram

>>16543224
children's palettes would love these

>>16543017
this isn't even almost offensive
>>16542925
this is about as good as these ingredients could possibly turn out

>>16543224
jeez a beetus

>>16542766
Reminds me of my daughter on our wedding night

>>16543258
I don't get it

>>16542925
Looks good

>>16542781
behind the hurgin

>>16543224
If clowns underwent metamorphosis that's what I would expect the halfway point in their cocoon to look like.

>>16542781
Watch me mother fucker

>>16542766
Reminds me of my sister after I got in debt with a drug dealer who showed up to our house and said they'd break my knees if they didn't let them fuck her. She ended up getting pregnant. The kid is 4 yrs. old now.

>>16543837
toll paid

>>16543816
So...how does it taste

>>16542678
Did they inoculate this with a specific strain or what?

Also, Penicillium roquefortii produces nasty toxins (P toxin) when not grown on non-dairy substrates.

>>16543965
why the heck did you have to use a double negative? now i don't understand

>>16542769
I would eat this without the cheese. The other flavors wouldn't blend and you would just taste multiple flavors at once

>>16544000
Oops I meant grown on non-dairy substrates.

I was trying to remember if it was salt, pH or what that drives the PR toxin production but just settled on non-dairy.

Penicillium roquefortii can be deadly when it grows on silage.

>>16543224
It's sugar on sugar. If you could handle how rich this is, I bet it would taste good?

censored for blue board

>>16544056
>piece of spongy bread
>fried fish and potatoes
>bacon and bread
>GOD TIER
the absolute state of bongistan

>>16543258
Twilight put you up to this didn't she?

>>16542610
why would you roast fleshlights>>16542640

>>16544056
>bubble and squack
In normal people language?

>>16543258

I still have no idea what this was

>>16544099
secret language for inbreed tripe

>>16543224
I was expecting the cross section to look aesthetically pleasing at least, but it looked like shit, what gives

>>16542610
Bump
Anons I'm trying to get kicked out of a snapchat group for this please help me

>>16543264
Ah based crammer posting.

All of these are retarded desparate cries for attention (i.e. fake) and source of food waste

>>16545143
What does this mean? You can clearly see they exist.

>>16545143
>fake
I don't get it. I mean, the pictures are right there, you've SEEN them.

>>16542661
20 eggs, yes 20

>>16543816
looks good

>>16544123
no ones will ever know

>>16542670
>>16543069

>>16545288
Just a nice ol’ well done steak haha

>>16544123
egg apple and tomato what's so hard

>>16545494
Your dad lol

>>16545572
well when he saw your face and body he went limp

people who waste food just to take a lelgross photo for internet likes piss me the fuck off. like whoever OC'd this >>16543390 and a bunch of other shit ITT

Special delicacy

An american delicacy

Uma uma uma uma uma delicia!

>>16545577
Mean ;_;

>>16543224
My teeth hurt just from watching this

>>16543224
this is something you would order at the county fair after getting drunk

>>16545606
why not just rub the pizza on a bus bench or payphone or your mother instead

>>16543224
If you are killing your customers with sugar, you might as well take off those fucking gloves.

>>16545583
Agreed. Imagine these fags giddy about all the upvotes and "omg cursed food!" replies they're going to get on reddit and twitter, happily spending time to deliberately waste food and make something dumb for a picture just to throw it out later.

>>16545288
>>16545465
Ummm..... G-g-g-g-g-guys...? That.... that looks like, uhhhh..... that looks like.... b-b-b-beef??? Which is..... uhhhhh..... "cooked" to something called..... "well done"??? I need an adult! /r/HolUp /r/CursedImages /r/FBIOpenUp /r/WhitePeopleFood /r/Cringe

>>16546142
so like the charcoal food craze

>>16542766
>vegetarian fish pie

>>16546159
>charcoal food craze
what is this?

>>16546179
people were putting charcoal into everything for "health benefits

>>16546191
Wasn’t this super bad for you

>>16543224
The industrialization of refined sugar and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

>>16545306

>>16546142
For real what’s with that. I tried googling food gore and it kept giving me “cursed foods” since when was it called that

>>16546219
didn't stop anyone from doing it

>>16546225
reddit.
first there were "cursed comments" when people would write deliberately gross stuff for upvotes. then there were "cursed images" for those old photos from 2005 that were zany and strange. now it's "cursed X" where X is anything you deliberately fucked up for a photo to post for internet points. from reddit, it went to twitter and those are the two places normies get their memes. so it went on buzzfeed and every other blog normies like to read.

>>16543662
based and killer klowns from outerspace pilled.

>>16546221
despite only being 13% of agricultural output...

>>16546225
1: gore is hecking unwholesomerino
2: cursed is so fucking funny hahahahha its so cuursed brooo its so unsettling duude aaaaahh!!!!!

>>16543258
>user was banned for this post

Are those fleshlights?

>>16542766
this shit looks like one of these stroke simulations

>>16542610
Anon what in god's name is that
Are we sure this isn't dood gore after all?

>>16546529
According to who made it, it’s stuffed chicken breasts!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAikx4s0frw

>>16542986
Looks like oobleck or some other non-newtonion fluid being exposed to vibrations.

>>16542610
whats the gray matter in the center?

>>16546145
might as well burn it to a pure carbon puck

>>16542986
it's mold

>>16545583
this
I used to think people always logically used expired food for gore displays but I was wrong

>>16546704
Spinach filling i think?

>>16545583
>>16546142
>>16546758
Pansy ass bitches. The food isn't being wasted, it is simply being used for a purpose other than human consumption.

>>16545583
Who said they're wasting it?

>>16547252
Large intestine?

>>16542610
Ah my fleshlight is ready

>>16542766
reminds me of my son on his wedding day.

>>16542766
Reminds me of your mom on her wedding night.

>>16547440
Aldritch

>>16544123
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apple_soup
Apple Soup is an actual thing and it legit tastes good. People normally don't put tomatoes in it but eh, it shouldn't be that off anyway since the soup would already be slightly sour from the apple.

16546505
Depends

>>16547284
nigga nobody's eating a plate of food that had raw chicken slapped on it and nobody's eating a fucking pizza with toothpaste on it

>>16548019
Just the bread with the pasta an turkey looked honestly delicious. A carbfag's dream. The "sauce" ruined the look though.

>>16548112
How fat?

>>16548114
Literally anorexic
Just because things look good doesn't mean I eat them

>>16548152
Not like, hospitalized, but very bony.

>>16548152
as somebody who has had sexual relations with a woman in a bed at night this is a wise approach to life anon

>>16548158
Based and sanitary pilled

Someone post the two girls drinking ice cream out the toilet

>>16548184
>girls

>>16544000
lol nice trips and same

>>16542766
reminds me of your dad on his wedding day

>>16548044
>nobody's eating a plate of food that had raw chicken slapped on it
??? you gay?

>>16543224
Do Americans really?

>>16548847
Yes. I've had 4 of them just today

>>16546191
Eah not really, fairly benign as it's just carbon so as a food-coloring it's harmless amounts(arguably nips are smarter about it as they just use squid ink), but like anything these retards try to emulate the effect without knowing how small of an amount the restaurant's use or likelyhood they will use grill charcoal rather than some sterile refined charcoal powder.

>>16546230
True. I think the Curse title likely came from elsewhere but that site it's like a net for trash so it just caught on. Many of the oldest images were just weird shit that always provoked thoughts like: 'who the fuck takes a picture of some fat sweaty nerd working on a computer on the floor?' and it was legit organic photos rather than some staged grab for le internet points. I would say it went to tumblr before twitter though and those aggregate clickbait sites just ran out of bullshit to lie about so lists of 'Top 10 WEIRDEST pictures you won't believe!' grew to get traffic.
There are still -some- cursed happenings that usually come from lolcows and mentally unstable types like fridgebro

>>16548742
oh anon you always say that