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>>16537627
BOOBS

I unironically, exclusively drink blueberry flavored wine

>>16537627
I didn't, and still don't like white wines.
I tried a merlot once upon a time and quite honestly haven't stopped since. Red wine is the fucking bomb.

Also, m'lady has a fantastic rack. Definitely would motorboat.

>>16537627
anyone else grow up drinking wine
even as a kid there was wine on the table and it was drunk at dinner. kids was watered out a bit. i remember thinking it was bitter and not particularly good but it was just accepted that that's what you were gonna have to drink.

>>16537716
You would be higher T today if your parents hadn't forced you to consume alcohol in your formative years.

>>16537627

HUMINA HUMINA

>>16537627

>>16537648
I never knew theres blue berry wine

I'll try some thx, any recommendations ? I live in Europe

>>16537627
I prefer white wine, it taste better with my cooking

>>16537746

>>16537627

I hold a PhD in Oenology from the University of Bordeaux. I've always loved wine. My favorite childhood memory is my Uncle letting me get smashed in Veuve Clicquot when I was 10 and squeezing some woman's breasts at a New Years party. I'm 37 now, own a wine shop and small parcel of lands on which I produce eiswein and trockenbeerenauslese.

>>16537627
In my country we drink wine mixed with sparkling water. I guess I always liked it that way, and I hardly ever drink it without water. The best for this is some good dry white wine.

>>16537882
Can I get smashed in your shop and grab your wife's breasts?

>>16537955

She has those deflated fried egg looking tits after 5 kids, but yes...if you want

>>16537962
:D

That's the best news I've heard all day.

>>16537954
Chinese by any chance? I know they mix sprite and red wine

>>16537627
Grew up in a red wine family, inherited the taste for it. Love that stuff.

>>16537627
I want to jack off into her colostomy stoma.

I prefer white wine for the sole reason it's usually served cool, whereas the just below room temp of red wine has always bothered me. I usually can't drink a lot of it because of that, I love port wine though.

>>16538003
Hungarian, and I've never heard that before. Sometimes we mix cola with red wine, though I think it's disgusting and to be frank mostly 16 year olds do it.

>>16537627
Is coffee good for you?

>>16538003
Chinese buy ultra-premium bordeaux and mix it with coca-cola

>>16538056
This is what a life of chilled water does to a person. Regrettable.

>>16538077
They also complain that overpriced Australian wine is being sold too cheap.

>>16538079
It can't be helped. I simply love the extremes, very hot beverages and very cold ones.

i drink it to get drunk, don't care about taste really

>>16538096
Many such cases

>>16537627
Who is this semen demon?

>>16537726
unironically me on the left

Didn't like it at first, started liking it as I drank more of it, then stopped liking it again because the hangovers are monstrous.

I would splatter a fat load on those titties though.

>>16537962
CHILDREN DO THIS TO BOOBS?

Why dessert wine?

And is this one any good?

>>16537627
I drank it for one occasion

Like all alcohols,it's shit,nuff said

>>16537962
I'm not in it for the gravity, I'm in it for the grabbity.

>>16538110
i piss on your parents' faces

>>16537873
The antihero to your sweetness

>>16538905

>>16538900

It's a cheaper version of better wines. It'll drink well though, I've had it before. Not that vintage, but a few decades earlier.

>>16538905

Not much to grab, they're unironically the volume of a fried egg. Absolutely disgusting. She sacrificed her looks for kids so I think it's a fair tradeoff.

>>16538947
>Not much to grab, they're unironically the volume of a fried egg
I'll make it work, them tits is mine now.

>>16538954

She's a cheap date too, this is her favorite alcoholic beverage.

https://www.vivino.com/pol-roger-rich-demi-sec-champagne-extra-cuvee-de-reserve/w/5991123?=&irgwc=1&clickid=0byycSSL%3AxyLUc8WQnyJ%3ATNCUkBRJqx%3A8ztHy40&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_source=impact&utm_campaign=PM_02_12&utm_content=Skimbit%20Ltd.&affsrc=1

>>16538969
Based lushwife, tell her she's gonna get laid.

>>16538980

For once, yea. I haven't touched her in a long time. Something about the body/skin of a 70+ yo woman on a 35yo grosses me out. You can have fun though.

>>16537627
I exclusively drink sparkling wine and I've liked it since day one.

>>16538969
Pol roger is based but fuck off with sweet shit

i'm being fat in style by drinking a 50 dollar PX

>>16539005

She likes demi-sec and doux, most women do. Name one woman with a refined palate. You can't, because they don't exist.

im legit allergic to wine and people think im just a beta who cant stomach the taste

tee total now anyway so it doesnt matter

>>16539037

Take antihistamines before you drink, that's all you have to do.

>>16537627
I drink box wine with seltzer 2:3

>>16537962
I feel this. My gf has deflated balloon tits after breastfeeding our youngest. Bitch has the balls to say she's "self-conscious" of them when she has no problem sending pictures of them to her coworkers.

>>16537726
Kek. I was looking for this.

>>16537627
This bitch knows how to shop like a motherfucker

>>16539124
Kek

My wife’s tits went from 34D to J cups when she was pregnant. They’re saggier now but still really big so I’m pretty happy. I’m a tit guy.

>>16539002

Wait so you didn't answer my prepubescent question. Was it really the childrens that did it? (Or could it be aging/other factors?)

>>16537627
give me a name bros... i need a name bros...

i drank too much goon in my early 20s and now i cant stand wine. i hate theng85 smell of it

i drank too much goon in my very early 20s and now i cant stand wine. i hate the smell of it. i cant stand the smell of wine

>>16539026

Ehh, in my area (nyc) women "prefer" natural & orange wines, zero dosage bubblys, and pet nats from strange places. I'm not sure that is what they actually like, but that is what they say they like.

>>16539037
Try lower sulfite and lower sugar wine

>>16539350
What's the secret to keeping them big?

>>16537627
I liked white wine since my first tasting (some cheapo chardonnay)
I thought (and still think) red wine is dogshit

>>16539026
So you're saying you married an ugly woman with poor taste? I hope she gave you a lot of sons, at least.

i hate women so much i wish i could eat one and shit her out again

>>16538056
reds should be served in the 60s but most restuarants/bars fail to do it. If there is an ice bucket they are keeping the whites or sparkling in, you should keep the reds up against the outside of the bucket.

anyway, try getting some reds that are good chilled. gamay in my fridge usually

>>16537627
REMINDER:

This bitch shits into a permanent colostomy bag.

>>16539607
Who is "this bitch?"

>>16539625
Idk some Italian who whores herself out on onlyfans. I can't beat off to her knowing she has a ziploc bag full of shit stapled to her belly so I never bothered to commit her name to memory

>>16539386
Do you think he's a fucking geneticist? Jesus Christ.

>>16537627
That is some aggressive photoshop on that waist.

>>16539704
If shit doesn't pass through your intestines do you lose more weight? I'm thinking maybe she doesn't eat much to not fill the bag too often..

>>16537962
What the fuck. I need to buy your wine now.

>>16539002
what kinda fag doesn't have sex with his wife, i have 2 kids and she's no blue ribbon prize but jacking off all the time doesn't cut it boss. ngmi

>>16540295

One that is disgusted with her body, that's who.

>>16540295
You just cheat like 87% of all husbands, idiot. Younger women love married men.

>>16537627
Yeah I'd be given a little bit of wine now and then by my parents as a teenager and I enjoyed it.

>>16537737
Holy shit that looks disgusting.

>>16537627
Pretend

>>16539419
Same here but it's young men as well.

>>16539452
Get better taste then.

>>16540315
>87%
what kind of asspull statistic is this

>>16537627
I didn't start getting into wine, like really getting into wine, until recently. Bit of a storytime:
>by a nice wine for a friend for their wedding, they like wine too
>just wine is boring, so I want a nice wine box for it to go into
>cant find a nice looking one, so buy one cheap, then paint it myself (pic related)
>learn about the vineyards and the area while painting
>pretty_cool.jpg
>decide to buy Rajat Parr's "Secrets of the Sommelier", supposed to be pretty good
>read book, hooked on eveything about it
>buy a mini fridge for wine
>trying out a new wine pretty much every week
I'm pretty hooked on it now. I wish I had people I could talk to about it, but whenever I mention it to my friends they call me a snob change the topic. feels bad

>>16540381
I'm a political strategist. Well renowned in the game, obviously unwilling to identify myself here.

>>16537724
this might be true. i am a female woman (girl) and am very high T, never developed and look like a teenage boy with veiny arms and can't keep weight on. my brother got the manlet end of the stick, similarly stunted but he has a dick so life is hell for him
kinda suprised no one else grew up like this. i dont personally know anyone who did outside of my family, but they made it seem normal. they're all from Serbia

>>16537627
Well, in my late teens my friends and I would get the cheapest awful wine just to get drunk. Only yers later I started to drink it again and actually tasting it and making choices based on aroma/flavour.

>>16537627
Always liked dry white wines and bold spicy/fruity red wines.
It's not really comparable to other wines, but Stone's green ginger wine is so good, especially in winter.

On a whim i bought a bottle of mead. since its honey based i imagine its going to be pretty sweet, but anyone else have an idea what im in for?

>>16540588
Grapes are sweet. Wine is not. If your mead is sweet you should get angry about it.

>>16540588
>>16540589
I think mead is a bit sweet. Sweeter than wine at least. I think it tastes thick/heavy if that makes any sense. Good to drink warm during winter. Also i cant drink a whole lot of it in a single sitting.

First time I really got into wine was at 14 when I had a bottle of some (probably) spanish red at the new years eve party at my neighbours. My parents did not mind. from then on I always stuck with wine but expanded to Mojitos, and from there to the Rum itself. For the past 10 years or so I am on about a bottle of wine a day and I am doing very well.

>>16538058
favourite fröccs? mine is hosszúlépés

>>16540523
Wow that's really thoughful, anon. You're a really good friend.

Parr's Sommelier's Atlas of Taste is really good too.

>>16540672
a bottle of wine lasts me 2-3 weeks

>>16539607
she doesn't, but she will in her 60s. Stop being jealous anon

>>16539704
Surely a little bit, but it doesn't look that aggressive desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFdLoQ4VToA

>>16541039
based vinegar enjoyer

>>16541088
>he doesn't know about argon

>>16541063
Does she really have a stoma?

>>16539625
shiftmine. search her on reddit. just don't expect nudes.

>>16540871
for me its viceházmester

>>16537737
my ex gf's mom gave me left bottle and i could never get rid of the damn thing

>>16539870

My 2020 vintage is spoken for already. Maybe next year. Harvest isn't until November or early December. I usually harvest on my birthday as tradition.

>>16539438

being obese.

>>16540333
that's because you're male

>>16541387
I assume fat men would drink that too.

>>16539002
Hi Chris, how's jail?

>>16537627
tasted way better than my first beer to be honest

>>16541472

Chandler can't go one minute without posting about Sonichu or something equally as gay. Let's be real here...dude threw a tantrum in court because the judge wouldn't let him go home to collect his tard toys. Best chapter of Christory ever. Best timeline ever.

>>16541188
She doesn't have it for now

>>16541035
Thank you. I had heard of Atlas of Taste and was going to get it next!

>>16537627
Physical perfection.

>>16542386
She shits from her waist

>>16537627
she has crohns disease,
she shits in a bag

>>16537627
I disliked wine at first. Then I was at a business dinner and some of the managers at the table knew wine and ordered some good bottles for the table, and discovered I only disliked shitty wine.

>>16537627
I am half French and my mum has been giving me wine with dinner since I was around 7. I thought everyone would like it but I took a wine tasting paper at university for fun and quite a lot of people just took one sip and tipped their glasses into the bucket. I guess it is an acquired taste, I never thought of it like this.

>>16537716
yes my mum had small glasses for me and my brother as young kids and we just had normal glasses when we were teenagers

also not a manlet with low T like >>16537724
says, I am very hairy.

>>16540333
>>16541447
It taste good

>>16538056
for what it's worth people have different opinions on serving temp. I know a MW who told me he serves both reds and whites at 12C. don't let people tell you how to enjoy your own wine.

>>16537627
I liked chardonnay the first time I had it, but I hated merlot and shiraz until I was 18.

>>16537657

>>16537627
God damn I want to stab her tits again and again with an icepick until she's finished, dead, in a huge puddle of warm blood. Fuck yeah. On meth right now edging feeling super aggressive violent and horny.

I'm more of a beer guy

>>16539438
Just get her a boob job

>>16539452
Try a Burgandy wine. Not as 'punchy' as a merlot, milder, sweeter.

>>16537627
I liked it when my friend's mom had two box'd wines in the fridge and we had to only take so much beer or liquor, so we got solo cups and combined red/white to make pink ooze.

>>16540523
>I wish I had people I could talk to about it
Try looking for a wine club near you. Probably filled with old bitties, but old bitties have rich husbands that can land you career opportunities.

I remember my parents would serve us small amounts of rose' wine at holiday meals, and I developed a taste for it. I could do without the effects of the alcohol, though.

>be in college
>gifted a bottle of wine
>can't stand it
>bottle sits around for a year
>friend has same problem
>decide we have to do something
>meet up at his place
>mission: finish wine
>choke it down with salty licorice and popcorn while watching Hunter x Hunter

Still a cherished memory. I fucking love wine now.

>>16537627
Doesnt matter if you like it or not.
It's a Rite of Passage when you get to university, start living by yourself and you realise it's all you can afford to drink 90% of the time.
$9 for a 4L bag of wine
$20 for a sixpack of nice beer
$35 for a 30-pack of dog-piss shitty beer
$40 or more for any sort of spirits
So you do the maths, guess which one the broke uni student is buying?

>>16544709
What Euro shithole are you from? 30 rack of bush beer is like $10 here

>>16537627
I used to hate it and then I went to italy and drank good wine for the first time in my life and it made me realize what I was missing.

>>16537627
Wine is an acquired taste, but some are more acquired than others. Zinfindal and cabernet savignon are good babby wines.

>>16539019
Based, I tried a bottle of toro albala gran reserva but it was too sweet for me. I prefer dry sherries.

>>16544709
I literally didnt drink a drop of alcohol in university because I had no friends

>>16539287
Why would you be looking for newfag garbage?

Red wine>white wine, also booba

Took me three times but now I only drink wine or vodka

>>16537882
basé, mon ami

>>16544709
Good to see merited people are still the ones accessing higher education.

>>16544799
I live in Italy and still don't really like it. I drink it moderately in social settings though, I would be bullied otherwise

>>16537627
I enjoy a nice Merlot. I also enjoy booba.

>>16538905
lol

>>16540523
Hey I never had a friend that painted a wine box for me. You're a good one, anon