/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16522796
Why is your kitchen so clean? You're a fucking loser. You know things don't have to be clean just because people tell you so.

grow a fucking spine

>>16522798
Not everyone is a nigger like you

midwest/10

>>16522802
nope.....

>>16522801
You're wasting your life cleaning the stove. For what? If you had guests you wouldn't be posting your bachelor dinner on here.

No one cares.

>>16522796
i am also glad we saved the steelies.

>>16522824
Not even OP, you just a subhuman nigger upset people don't live like a subhuman like you. Go fucking necklace yourself you baboon

>>16522842
>my whole self worth revolves around clean stoves


lol

>>16522851
>the nigger has subhuman IQ
Doesn't even occur to your subhuman nigger monkey brain that people can clean up their own mess. How many welfare programs you on, parasite shitskin?

8/10 would eat but would pass on the fireball

r8 mine

This meal would cost upwards of $50 inside P.F. Chang's at the trop!

>>16522858
Ur a retard m8. I like a clean kitchen and living space more than you but the guy is clearly trolling your fragile and retarded /pol/rotted speckle of a brain

Lol retard

>Pic related yfw

I'm not even OP and thank god for that.

>>16522833
me too im proud as fuck to be a poster on here

>>16522796
looks similar in colour and consistency to the diarrhea that it will turn into

>>16522868
about 100 bucks with 2 drinks minimum

fat manlet/10

>>16522796
>warm steellie
you're a braver man than i

>>16522796
based as usual. the 211 doesnt look cold enough tho

>>16522910
it and the fireball bottles are just props and for show not consumption

>>16522910
Its chilled at best whatever ill soldier on I bought a bunch when i thought it was being taking from us put this in the fridge only 30 mins before opening it

>>16522913
already show the used bottles opened fireballs etc keep talking shit faggot

Diarrhea/10
Hope you bought TP.

>>16522919
Its beef broccoli and some garlic sauce it shouldnt be that drastic

>>16522824
It's hilariously funny to me that you don't know how long it takes to clean a stove. Please, please keep going.

8/10
looks great

is this the guy who replies to his own thread all night?

>>16522796
Those are the same two bottles of fireball from last week. You're not actually drinking them, you're not even an alcoholic!

I see your sev also started stocking those shrink wrapped 10 packs of fireball nips

>friends
no

>>16522970
I despise fakers of all stripes

100$ bucks this faggot lives in Missouri or Arkansas

Is that real fireball or the weird legal in gas station malt shit?

>>16523013
lol wut is this

>>16523013
nah the little shrimpy guy live in NJ

>>16522824
dumb filthy nigger

>>16522796
Based Steel Reverse

>>16523013
this is advanced autism

are you in Florida OP

>>16523013
highly advanced schizo-posting

Aren't you getting kinda old to be eating and drinking like this, still? You've been making these posts for a couple of years now. In that short time, I, for one, have grown from seeing these meals and thinking "hell yeah, radical, party on" to thinking "boy, that looks like a bout of bad heartburn waiting to happen". Couldn't you try to at least eat some real food while you drink your steelys and fireballs?

>>16523076
Based matureposter

>>16523076
Kraft dinner and pepperoni sticks isn't real food, Ricky

>>16523086
What about bread and ranch?

>>16522833
>>16522882
What happened?

>>16523092
Homa Simpson

>>16523092
The megabrewery that makes steelys was going to stop making them, or something, that was the last thing I heard. From their posts, I'll guess that maybe enough white trash posters went out and panic bought enough steelys to make the megabrewery change their minds.
If that's true, then said posters honestly just fell for the oldest trick in the book and got jewed into spending a bunch of money on beer that homeless people drink.

>>16523104

we kept spamming them and they reversed decision 211 lives on

i refuse to believe /ck/ influenced megabrewery

>>16523120
not just us but the 40oz crew, 40oz.com etc all came together

>>16522796
I like chicken and broccoli more, but beef is still pretty good. 8.7/10

>>16523124
was gonna get Szechuan beef or generals but watching cals

>>16523134
There was this place in my town that used to make the absolute best sauce to go with the chicken and broccoli, I'm so pissed they changed management. I'd have eaten that shit every day.

>>16523142
what sauce was it? or just a nice random mix they did?

>>16522796
I'd eat it but I prefer cantonese dim sum

>>16523149
It's been a while, but I remember it being pretty similar to chow mein sauce. It was thin and white.

>>16523114
I just don't get the passion, there are other hobo beers that are better in all ways, cheaper, tastier, higher abv. Steelys taste like brake fluid.

>>16523157
steel is the most readily available 8.1 % 40oz ides is hard to find, hurricane hg is niche og hg is niche

Post hockey stick

>>16522865
Dude ... this is not a dinner

>>16522970
Top kek

>>16523195
no, its ingredients to a dinner

>>16523013
strong everything lmao

>>16523013
The protagonists of america.

>>16522796
thanks, OP. i wait all week to see what you're eating next.

>>16522796

Chinese food always looks the same no matter where you go in America. It's the same sloppa everywhere.

>>16522824
This you?

>>16522801
only niggers drink steelies, especially warm

>>16522798
trashiest post on ck

>>16522824
based as fuck

>>16522798
>t. pajeet

>>16525655
For fuck's sake, fix your curtains.

>>16522824
Based and filthpilled

>>16522796
I get an urge to floss just looking at takeout beef. I can only imagine how tough and chewy that stuff must be.

>>16522796
>beef and broccoli

white/10

>>16527022
Go back

>>16527018
The slant eyes here get it pretty tender somehow

>>16523195
>hot dogs and beer
>not dinner
Huh?

>>16522798
What the fuck is wrong with you. My kitchen isn't as clean as OPs (because I have no microwave and need to use the stove to cook everyday) but even I think you're stupid

>>16527053
there's no reason to be racist you pathetic piece of trash

>>16527587
What's racist about saying slanted eyed people are good cooks?

>>16522796
Looks delicious

>>16527103
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>>16526858
>>16526235

lot of insults/and or compliments, I really only skimmed them.

The point is, there was probably not a single actual reason why stoves need to be clean, just the typical bleating of shepherds. please think before you speak unless you agreed with me then don't

>>16522865
>hebrew national

>>16528691
There is not a single reason you need to wash your hair and wear deodorant but everyone else still does it because they don't like being greasy and stinky. Stinky.

>>16528732
you know even though there are reasons for things I can still ignore them and do what I want

>>16522798

Post dog

is your dad still alive OP?

how are you still alive

>>16529954
yep and doing great

>>16522796
>having fireball with meals
Nothing wrong with washing food down with whiskey, but I don’t think I could handle doing it with overly sweet syrupy cinnamon whiskey.

>>16522865
Pulling out a cutting board to chop onion just for a couple hot dogs seems like an over-formality.
Why not just chop it on the plate you'll eventually serve the dogs on?

Breakfast time for me lads

>>16528732
I don't because I'm a hikkineet that doesn't go outside and don't care. Sniff my pheromones normalfag

your alcohol will never be a vegetable

>>16528724
(Qui)brew

Your kitchen is beautiful and I love you for it.

>>16528691
>didnt read the comments
>still responds to them, innacurately
>le smug anime pic
anon yer a fuckin idiot. also youre dirty. good luck with the bugs you may attract, and the crap that might clog your burners (if you have a gas stove).

>>16530266
i wont get the opportunity because youre locked up inside your hugbox. maybe i can smell you from outside though.
>>16528739
yeah you can but then dont be surprised when people react the way they do