/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Sit on them to get them nice and toasty

they always come out hard and crunchy so i just burn them anyways and pretend its a hard shell taco and not supposed to be soft

>>16504509
oh my based

Buy them

>>16504476
WHY DO MEXICAN FEMALES BECOME FRIDGES AFTER THE AGE OF 19?

also I make my own bread

>>16504476
lard

>>16504523
>not going after brown bois

>>16504476
look at the fucking brapper on this mamasita, unnnfff

>>16504523
they eat tacos and stuff all day

God i wish i had a latina gf

I made some for the first time a few days ago. Took 15 hours to flatten the dough (I have a small working space) and tasted like regular flat bread. It was okay

>>16504476

>>16504523
I would say between 30-35 the hit the wall hard. Growing moustaches and fattening up.
Before that time they make pretty good gfs, more so if she learned to cook from her grandmas. Their bbqs alone are with dating a mexican qt.

>>16504569
Imagine actually having a disgusting gf. At ALL times she walks around with poop inside her. At ALL times shit is festering and rotting away in her gut. At ALL times the inside of her is filled with literal reeking shit, and her ass has a scent of pure shit.
You are literally having to care for a walking poop bag, and don't get me started on morning breath and vaginal secretions.
But just imagine all the poops inside of women. Imagine that they fart at least 14 times a day, having disgusting shit air exiting their reeking girl holes. Between the butt cheeks is always the lignering scent of vile putrid shit. And now she has to cook for you, filling her gut with poop and shit and farts, that'll come out stinking when you're sleeping next to her. You are cucked by a walking poop, a bag of feces, that smells like shit from her asshole. Cuck of the highest order.
And she comes over to your place, spends the night, and then has the audacity to have a disgusting, vile shit in your bathroom, stinking your whole place up with her disgusting poop smell. And you're supposed to care for this impudent poop bag, and invite it back. Men are so weak. Lying next to a bag of poop every night, who farts in her sleep and wakes up with disgusting breath in your face. Boggles the mind

>>16504583
>Took 15 hours to flatten the dough
Maybe there is a problem with the recipe or maybe the dough was too cold?

>>16504810
He raises a valid point

>>16504726
cope

>>16504810
I'm already imagining it.

Are tortillas good for me?

>>16504523
You need to find one with a good asian mixture, like mine. If her mom is anything to go by she won't hit a wall until 60.

>>16504840
how old is yours?

if she is under 30 then I feel sorry for you

>>16504839
Wheat flour tortillas are literally bread with oil, while corn tortillas are just nixtamalized corn with water, which is better than normal corn.
Judge by yourself.

>>16504846
She's 31, we've been married for 10 years.

>>16504824
Nope. Just replaced with a younger white woman for breeding.

>>16504861
fridge tendencies?

>>16504476
i don't have secrets