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Say goodbye boys :(
https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/molson-coors-discontinues-11-beers-162839039.html

>> No.16501679

sleep tight original steeler

>> No.16501683

Any word on classic Hamms? This article was very unclear

>> No.16501693

Wtf??? It sells well. At least we still have Icehouse Edge.

>> No.16501702

>>16501683
The list of beers being discontinued:
Keystone Ice
Keylightful
Icehouse Edge
Mickeys Ice
Milwaukee's Best Premium
Miller High Life Light
Hamm's Special Light
Steel Reserve 211
Olde English HG 800
Magnum
Henry Weinhard's Private Reserve

I feel for the dude here who always drinks the steelies and fireball with the fast food.

>> No.16501703

>>16501693
Nevermind, Edge is dying too. What the absolute fuck.

>> No.16501707

>>16501693
im so sorry

>> No.16501714

>>16501702
This is legit class warfare.

>> No.16501722

>>16501714
Whiskey Rebellion 2.0 when?

>> No.16501727
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>>16501668
Sleep tight, steeler

>> No.16501737

sleep eternal, steeler

>> No.16501746

How is it even legal to discontinue Steel Reserve 211? Fuck this gay planet.

>> No.16501758

>>16501746
i'd of figured it was one of their best sellers

>> No.16501763

Well at least I got my broke-ass college drinking days behind me. RIP

>> No.16501787
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16501787

damn, pour some out fellas

>> No.16501791

>>16501727
what's the origin story of this photo anyways? i've always figured it's too late to ask but since steelies are going away why not

>> No.16501794

>>16501787
olde english is discontinued too.

>> No.16501796

>>16501791
if the origin story of that photo isn't something you've lived yourself is this really the thread for you?

>> No.16501808
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>>16501794
just the high gravity one, but in my heart, OE was discontinued when they switched to plastic bottles 2bh

>> No.16501809

>>16501791
Nothing interesting. Some girl posted her older brother passed out on Insta. She deleted the photo and later her account when he found out about it, but it was too late.

>> No.16501833

>>16501809
thanks
>>16501796
why can't I pay my respects?

>> No.16501835

>>16501833
>why can't I pay my respects?
fair enough
steep tight, steeler

>> No.16501837

>>16501668
What the fuck? This shit has a cult following, and flies off the shelf.
What have they done?

>> No.16501838

LAST STOP FOR THE 211 TRAIN!!!!!!!!!!!
WHOOT, WHOot:( The future generations will never know, and as it should be. Learn for yourselves what made this country great

>> No.16501840

when are the riots
I've finally found something I'm willing to die for

>> No.16501841

By keeping the fruit flavors it's obvious they're trying to feminize the chads who drink it and will desperately resort to the fruity alternatives.

>> No.16501847

>>16501837
my guess is it's more about brand image than about sales. being the defacto choice of homeless people everywhere doesn't really speak to the quality of your brand.

>> No.16501852

>>16501841
i'll have to switch the subpar inbev hurricane

>> No.16501889

>>16501838

Steel Reserve was a rite of passage as a young adult. Scraping together change out of your girlfriend's car seats to catch a buzz on a Friday night. Also the first time you experience the awful, black tar, chewing tobacco shits the morning after blacking out. Wow.

>> No.16501931

>>16501847
>brand image
This. I blame the hard seltzer trend.

>> No.16501955

>>16501668
I'm team Hurricsne anyways, but shocked Icehouse is surviving. Always had a weird sugary taste to me.

>> No.16501962

>>16501758
It's just like Deenz, 4chan does not reflect the real market. Only people drinking Steele outside of 4chan are homeless and manual laborers.

>> No.16501966

>>16501791
Nexkbeard nests

>> No.16501972

Steel got too expensive or me so I swjtched to Icehouse Edge and now they're trashing both. What do I drink now? I don't even seen Hurricane in stores.

>> No.16501982

>>16501972
Box wine mixed with a little soda water for carbonation

>> No.16501984

>>16501668
This is the worst news I've ever read, this is an alcoholic's 9/11

>> No.16502015

This is a crime against humanity.

>> No.16502038

>>16501852
>>16501955
>>16501972
Hurricanebros. I salute you.

>> No.16502054

>>16501668
watchu know about that?
prolly nuthin....

>> No.16502079

>>16501972
Sorry to hear that - my local store has Hurricane 2 for $3.50....makes for a good night. Some pretty funky horse farts in the morning though. But with great powers comes great responsibility.

>> No.16502087

>>16501714
>>16501722
let me guess...

its “da jooz” isnt it??? you people need to be on a fucking watchlist

>> No.16502093

>>16502087
>explicitly getting rid of all cheaper options for "muh premium brand image"
You will never be one of them. You're just a gilded pleb.

>> No.16502094

>>16502087
Any true patriot should be on a watch list.

>> No.16502095

>>16501668
What the fuck am I supposed to drink instead? All other malt liquor taste like ass

>> No.16502096

>>16502054
problly tunns...

>> No.16502100

>>16502087
literally nobody in this thread mentioned jews except you

>> No.16502108
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>>16501668
>no mention of black can
I hold out hope

>> No.16502113

If i keep a few steelies in the fridge, how long will they last?
I can't believe they're pulling this bullshit.

>> No.16502114

>>16502108
does the black can happen to say Steel Reserve 211 on it?

>> No.16502116

>>16502108
What is the actual difference between this and regular 211. They taste the same to me

>> No.16502118

>>16502113
steelies and cockroaches are the only things that would survive nuclear war
they are invulnerable

>> No.16502124

>>16502113
>he doesn't drink skunky $1.50 malt liquor
kwab

>> No.16502126

>>16502113
I'm unironically considering clearing out the local stores of all Icehouse Edge.

>> No.16502135

>>16502126
Post results.

>> No.16502170

>>16502095
Mickeys isn't bad tasting...but not high grav ;/

>> No.16502175

>>16501668
Fuck it, how can i get some 40s in australia?

>> No.16502177

>>16502126
same but with 211 fuck how long do we have before this happens?

>> No.16502204

>>16502135
If I get a haul, I seriously will post it tomorrow.

>> No.16502210

this cant be happen steely is the highst apv beer i can find but at least they said "And also mentioned that at least some of these brands still had cult followings in certain areas. "Distributors who sell brands like Magnum and Mickey's are going to feel it when they are discontinued," he added. "So our local sales teams are partnering with distributors and retailers on a market-by-market basis on exit plans and to identify swaps that make sense" so at least there may be a substitute

>> No.16502215

how long we got bros?

>> No.16502216

>>16502210
i think that means swaps to store that sell steelies more than others, so the high sales areas will get their hands on the last ones

>> No.16502234

I say we start a /ck/ campaign to surge the business. You can take steel from my cold dead hands faggot

>> No.16502238

>>16502210
I hope distributors riot to such a degree that they change their mind. I'm never ever going to buy 4% "premium" shite. They can rot in Hell if they think malt liquor buyers will (((upgrade))) to that.

>> No.16502243

>>16501702
>Olde English HG 800
What will bums drink now?

>> No.16502245
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>>16501668
its back to 1 dollar hurricanes for me

>> No.16502246

>>16502243
just regular olde english

>> No.16502256

>>16501702
They also suspended production of regular Hamm's and will probably discontinue it too.

>> No.16502285
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16502285

WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKK

>> No.16502300
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>>16502246

>> No.16502306

>>16501962
>Only people drinking Steele outside of 4chan are homeless and manual laborers
doubt

>> No.16502320

>>16502300
The first time I had colt it was such a let down I felt personally lied to by Billy Dee Williams.

>> No.16502337

>>16502087
I would like to pound a 211, then slowly choke the life out of you while I watch the life leave your eyes, cunt.

>> No.16502362

This is a fucking dumb decision

>> No.16502400
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>>16501702
>Keystone Ice

>> No.16502407

>>16501702
fuck these niggers for taking my keystone ice away. I've stopped steelies but going to buy some for the send off

>> No.16502434

fuck I had my exact amount of alcohol consumption down to a science. for the last 10 years now thats taken from me

>> No.16502439

>wondered why keystone ice 15-packs ran out at my local store a month ago
These niggas been plannin'

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>>16502434
post the numbers lad

>> No.16502445

>>16502444
2-3 double shots of fireball and a 40 of steel

>> No.16502446

>>16502439
Hamm's has been missing for weeks.

>> No.16502448

>>16502434
We're gonna make it. We will all figure out new products and formulas. If these kikes don't want our money, then so be it.

>> No.16502453

>>16501702
>high life light
oh thank god i was about to pack my fridge with the champagne of beers before the apocalypse

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>>16502445
i hope your new regular rises like a phoenix from the ashes anon

>> No.16502472

>>16502458
I wouldnt be so mad if St Ides was consistently available near me

>> No.16502490

>>16502472
damn, i love ides, hope you find something

>> No.16502497

>>16502472
I really want to cross st. Ides off my list along with Country Club

>> No.16502501

>>16502497
I love Ides my favorite 40 aside from Private Stock which was also killed

>> No.16502506

>>16501702
Kidneystone Ice was what I drank nearly every day when I was at my peak alcoholism. I'm almost going to miss it.

>> No.16502511

>>16502234
Lets go!

>> No.16502512
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16502512

>tfw in high school you could get an OE an Ides and a pack of smokes for less than ten bucks
take me back bros

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>>16502506
>Kidneystone Ice

>> No.16502586
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16502586

I hope this ceo dies slow

>> No.16502646
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16502646

>>16502512

>> No.16502648

https://youtu.be/f_JygUgiweI
end of an era, watchu know bout that

>> No.16502657
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>>16502646
>OE - $2
>Ides - $2
>marb reds - $5.50
it was a different time

>> No.16502661

>>16502657
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpUKJwvtQ74

>> No.16502665

it's fucking over

>> No.16502683

WHAT THE FUCK
I ALWAYS start my mow with a Steel Reserve 211 (not the heartburn-inducing Alloy Series) and continue with High Life Light. The regular High Life is too foamy for the bumps. I'm legitimately pissed off now.

>> No.16502752

>>16502683
do not forget what they did to us

>> No.16502758
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16502758

>>16502683
based

>> No.16502769

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEkIsNcquHg

>> No.16502782

>>16501668
I am legitimately upset
I guess I know who's hittin' up the likker store tomorrow...
fuck the jews, they are responsible, I just know it

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>>16502752
finna brew my own malt liquor now. Corn, hops, yeast. What else would you need?

>> No.16502799

>Moving forward, [CEO] Hattersley said the company will continue its strategy of premiumization. The company plans to invest more into its global hard seltzer portfolio and permanently streamline a smaller portfolio of legacy brands, he said.

>Hattersley has made several other recent changes to turn around the legacy brewer's sales and financial outlook. These include increasing production capacity fourfold for seltzers and other RTD alcohol innovations, forming partnerships to brew and distribute alcoholic beverages including Yuengling, Topo Chico Hard Seltzer, working on CBD drinks through a partnership with cannabis producer Hexo, and getting involved in nonalcoholic drinks such as energy drink Zoa and La Colombe RTD Coffee

Wow, what a bitch. Ship has sailed on seltzer. Only room for new products are the fruity mixed stuff and maybe non-alcoholic beer.

>> No.16502809

>>16502799
The hard seltzer market may be falling on hard times.

While it may not seem that long ago that beverages like Truly Hard Seltzer were a highlight of many summer get-togethers, the popularity of the low-calorie drink appears to be in decline.

A recent CNN article declared that the hard seltzer craze “has come to an end,” based off a warning from Boston Beer, which makes Truly. Company founder Jim Koch told CNN “the hard seltzer category and overall beer industry were softer than we had anticipated” in the second quarter.

SAM’S CONCERNS

Shares of Boston Beer (SAM) plummeted 25% in afternoon trading last Friday, after the company’s second-quarter earnings proved worse than expected a day earlier. Boston Beer earned $4.75 per share, well below the $6.69 consensus estimate, reported CNBC (July 23). CEO Dave Burwick said in a statement the company “overestimated the growth of the hard seltzer category in the second quarter and the demand for Truly, which negatively impacted our volume and earnings for the quarter and our estimates for the remainder of the year.”

Truly and its biggest rival, White Claw, combine to capture nearly 75% of the hard-seltzer market, according to Nielsen. Truly holds 28% of the U.S. market and White Claw has around a 40% share.

>> No.16502810

>>16502799
>cut products with strong fanbases
>QUADRUPLE DOWN on flavor of the month hard seltzers
Oy fucking vey, whose nephew is this?

>> No.16502817
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16502817

>>16501702
>all these shitty beers
boo hoo

>>16501714
Beer was never cheap to begin with, learn to buy in bulk

>> No.16502821

>>16502810
>Gavin is the CEO of MillerCoors.
Prior to his current role, Gavin was global chief financial officer for Molson Coors and
served as a member of the MillerCoors Board of Directors. Before Molson Coors,
Gavin was executive vice president and chief financial officer for MillerCoors, where
he was responsible for establishing strong financial management and commercial
disciplines for the company, as well as reporting financial performance to the two
parent companies of MillerCoors – Molson Coors and SABMiller plc – and to global
analysts and investors.

>Previously, Gavin was senior vice president, finance, for Miller Brewing Company. He
came to Miller from SAB Limited in Johannesburg, South Africa, where he held several
financial management positions before becoming CFO in 1999. Prior to joining SAB
Limited, he spent almost 10 years at Barloworld Limited.

>Gavin earned both a bachelor’s degree and an honors degree in accounting science
from the University of South Africa.

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16502823

let him know

@gavinhat

>> No.16502837

>>16502817
Drink a gallon of rubbing alcohol, nigger.

>> No.16502839

he even talks like a bitch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsIbFH8xSiA

>> No.16502851

>>16502837
No thanks I'll drink a liter of good beer thank you

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>>16501668
So long as I have my Yuengling I don't see how this matters

>> No.16502863

>>16502857
tastes like shit and low alc %

>> No.16502865

>>16501668
who the fuck browses yahoo lifestyle section

>> No.16502870

>>16502865
https://www.foodandwine.com/news/molson-coors-discontinued-beers

https://ontapsportsnet.com/2021/08/02/molson-coors-discontinuing-11-economy-brands-keystone-mickeys-ice/

>> No.16502926

>>16502799
zoomers must die

>> No.16502948

>>16502823
cunt

>> No.16502954

>>16502926
COME AND KILL US, MILLENNIAL
I WILL FORTNITE DANCE ON YOUR GRAVE

>> No.16502965

>>16502926
Does that fag look like a zoomer? This isn't about profit, it's about hurting people.

>> No.16502973

>>16502965
this., hes after "us"

>> No.16503004

>>16502965
It's who he's appealing to retard

>> No.16503034

>>16503004
fuck u bitch

>> No.16503198

what will the redguards drink now, bros?

>> No.16503206

>>16503198
red stripe

>> No.16503228
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16503228

What the FUCK?
211 AND Edge? I guess my edit to the 211 version of this while drunk was forward thinking.
I've had far more Natural Father, but I was starting to prefer Icehouse Edge.

>> No.16503230

Drinking a Dester Mega Strong right now. This is my new drink of choice as soon as I find a reliable supplier. Fuck Coors.

>> No.16503238
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16503238

>leaving the $1 8% tallboy market entirely to Anheuser-Busch
Literally what the fuck are they thinking?

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>> No.16503269

>>16503228
>>16503250
Absurdly reddit.

>> No.16503281

>>16503228
Based.
Natty Daddy got raised by a whole dollar at my store earlier this summer.
Now Keystone ice is getting canceled.

Absolute class war

>> No.16503305

>>16503281
>>16503228
sametranny

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>>16503281
It's still $1.25-1.50 for the most part for 211,edge or natty. $2.50 for 2 with edge, $2 for 2 of icehouse 5.5, hate it though.
Prefer natty ice not since its 1.09 each at rite aid and better calorie to abv. 99 cent natty ice would be my favorite, but only the grocery store way our of the way has it, and if I am there I;d probably just get a 6 pack of pint can genny cream ale for $4.99.
Wish some closer places had olde english, tastes pretty good compared to ice beers.

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>>16503323
>99 cent natty ice
meant lite whoops
>>16503305
seethe, cope, dial 8. etc

>> No.16503398

>>16503323
This is not funny. This is literally my store after 10pm

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16503400

>>16502087
>any discontent about treatment of the lower class is immediately treated as antisemitism and with threats of governmental action

>> No.16503863

>>16502857
cute underwear

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16504208

They probably canceled it because their biggest customer overdosed last year.

>> No.16504216

i remember my steelie days
F

>> No.16504217

>>16501758
“Have figured”, not “of figured”, you illiterate nigger swill jockey.

>> No.16504219

>>16502243
King Cobra
Mickey’s
MD 20/20

>> No.16504224

All the Steeler bros die of delirium tremens alcohol withdrawal now?

>> No.16504227

>>16503281
Natty daddy 40oz when ?

>> No.16504339

This is war on the working class desu

>> No.16504342

>>16501702
>Olde English HG 800
literally the best 40, wtf

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16504344

>>16501702
F

what will college kids drink now

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16504360

>tfw I use steelies to keep my alcy wife happy

Lads I'm fucked

>> No.16504411

>>16504360
Any good stories ?

>> No.16504478

>>16501668
HOW COULD YOU BE SO FUCKING RETARDED. I hope his fucking family dies in a house fire. I'm .01 seconds away from molotoving the nearest MolsonCoors factory, this is not fucking ok. I literally cannot deal with this.

>> No.16504510

>>16502799
I'm 26 and I now hate stupid fucking zoomies.
>DURRRR WOW I LOVE THIS TV STATIC THAT TASTES LIKE THE GHOST OF A CHERRY HUUUURRRRRRR ITS SOOOOO GOOD
And this fucking nigger of a CEO abandoning a fuckton of people who've drank his shit for decades for some stupid retard white girl fad needs to be crippled. Where does this faggot live I want to run him over with my car.
>hurrrrr muh trendy profits durrrrr
FUCK YOU STUPID AMORAL NIGGER PROFITS DONT MEAN SHIT WHEN YOURE DEAD BY THE PEOPLE YOU BETRAY

>> No.16504515

Steelies were the only thing keeping me sane /ck/ I hope this cunt gets raped to death by a hoard of enraged hobos. I want to watch it happen so i can record it and spam the video to his family. I cannot even remember the last time I was this pissed off WHY CANT WE JUST HAVE NICE THINGS THAT MAKE US HAPPY

>> No.16504521

>>16501962
What chu know about that? Prolly nothin

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16504544

what about pic related

>> No.16504550

>>16504544
What sort of aftershave is that

>> No.16504556

>>16504515
based

>> No.16504559

>>16504544
There is only one flavor and its Orange Jubilee

>> No.16504560

>>16504544
gives me heartburn like all that other sugray flavored shit

>> No.16504567

>business is aiming for the college seltzer frat party market instead of the suicidal drunk market
Shocking. Absolutely astonishing news

>> No.16504579

>>16504567
They do both and have been why not keep doing it? Steel has always sold well

>> No.16504623

>getting rid of steel while keeping the flavored ones
what the fuck
those things are fucking awful

>> No.16504625

>>16504623
I'm guessing as a direct competitor to 4loko. I always thought Steelies were trash, but you'd think just like Colt 45 and OE that they'd just be a permanent staple of single-serve alcoholism.

>> No.16504629

>>16504623
The flavored ones are more expensive. It's class warfare and has nothing to do with profit and we need to respond with our only tool: violence.

>> No.16504637

>>16502087
Rent free

>> No.16504670

They're going to realize they fucked up pretty damn quick when they start hemorrhaging profits. Probably will be 6 months at most when none of their fruity shit sells and they go into a panic trying to bring back their only products people bought before they go bankrupt.

>> No.16504685

>>16504670
nah they won't. their business model doesn't live or die off of the tiny profit margins of homeless people beer.

>> No.16504688

>>16504685
It does if that's the only they make that sells.

>> No.16504697
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16504697

>>16504688
have you been drinking steelies tonight sir? steel reserve is but a blip on molson coors' radar.

>> No.16504731

I was just at the grocery store and decided to check out the beer aisle. There was a 50-60ish year old women holding a single can of Steel, standing next to an empty shelf, and arguing with the stocker that he needed to go back and double check to see if there were any more cans.

Hard times a coming daddy, hard times.

>> No.16504736

>>16501668
I used to get the 3 packs a couple times a week but I need to quit drinking anyways

>> No.16504829

>>16504411
No. She has chronic pain issues and uses alcohol as a cheap painkiller. She's been getting better about her consumption but it's still nice to have a cheap and strong beer to toss her way when things get tough.

>> No.16504842

Everyone contact Molson Coors now. I just did.
https://www.molsoncoors.com/contact-us

>> No.16504866

>>16504842
going to now

>> No.16504873
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16504873

Any cunts from W.A get these

>> No.16504881

>>16501808
this, I live in Florida so we don't have 40s but we got 32oz in plastic and they suck. But I still get one every now and then.

>> No.16504918

>>16502799
>Yuengling
now this is the most disgusting posion shit i have ever drank in my life.
and they want this to replace steel reserve?
i hope they go out of business.

>> No.16504926

>>16501668
this is truly suffering.
what can replace a steel reserve?
natty daddys? meh. they'll work in a pinch but I want something better but still affordable. must be 8% no 5% bollocks

>> No.16504934

>>16504926
Just get a 30 rack of regular beer and start pounding.

>> No.16504935

>>16502857
Yuengling taste like dishwater

>> No.16504937

well I got 5.45 and it's 5.45

>> No.16504980

>>16504829
has she ever tried kratom? You can get it for cheap although it is physically addicting (better than alcohol withdrawal though)

>> No.16505026

>>16504926
St Ides

>> No.16505137

>>16504842
anyone else write?

>> No.16505168

>>16504360
>tfw no alcy wife
She's been either pregnant or breastfeeding for the past 2 years, which is great but I miss drinking together

>> No.16505174

>>16504478
Based raging alcoholic

>> No.16505243

>>16505026
never heard of it. next time i'm at the gas station i'll keep a lookout.

>> No.16505248

>>16505243
its 8.2 % and has been around for ever was hugely popular in the 90s had commercials with biggie pac wu tang

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpUKJwvtQ74

>> No.16505276

>>16505248
I find all malt liquor bottles made out of glass weirdly aesthetic. Hate myself for not buying them during my last trip to the US. How many are there? I know there's Colt 45, Olde English and St Ides.

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>>16501702
>I feel for the dude here who always drinks the steelies and fireball with the fast food.

Dude, it's literally me.
Why are they doing this? At least it'll save me from that post morning grogginess and shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKRuIwfEPeo
^Thread theme, this one is for this guy.

>> No.16505287

>>16505276
Mickeys, Mickeys Ice, Schlitz, Country Club, Axe Head, Evil Eye

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>>16501955
based hurricane bro

>> No.16505294

>>16505286
what makes that post morning grogginess happen?

>> No.16505392

>>16505294
Steel reserves and the cheapest fast food on the value menu of whatever place I decide that night.

>> No.16505496

>>16505137
No, they already announced their decision. It would be pointless.

>> No.16505498

>>16505496
Companies change and bring products back after demand and or backlash

>> No.16505517

>>16505496
Fuck you defeatist piece of shit. Go drown in your own piss like any self-respecting steeler would.

>> No.16505526
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16505526

In honor of steel reserve 211 being discontinued.
https://youtu.be/f_JygUgiweI

>> No.16505535

>>16505526
BASED and Steel Pilled

>> No.16505541

>>16505517
He's right though. Writing in would do nothing at this point. You'd have better like starting some kind of social media petition that gets big enough they can't ignore.

>> No.16505581

>>16505287
Thanks! Need to visit the US before they discontinue those too. How do I fit all of them into my suitcase, lol.

>> No.16505583

>>16505581
also hurricane, hurricane ice,

>> No.16505617

>>16505168
Do you get milky from her

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16505621

It ain't right, bros!

>> No.16505638

>>16505581
It's all going to be gone by tomorrow.

>> No.16505661

>>16502087
>>16502782
Jew here
The large plastic Steel Reserves are among the only OU kosher certified malt liquors out there. Check if you don't believe me.
Been drinking them for years

Legitimately sad about the news

>> No.16505666

>>16505661
Start same campaign saying they are anti Semitic

>> No.16505681

>>16505666
**some

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16505729

Steel Reserve 40 oz
What you know bout that?
Prolly nothing

>> No.16505742

>>16505666
>>16505681
I'm not some moron that will fulfill your /pol/ fantasy by randomly and falsely accusing people of antisemitism

This decision does in fact limit my options though
At least I still have my High Life (RIP light)

>> No.16505751

>>16505729
That video always weirded me out. What's the point when you barf it back up?

>> No.16505765

>>16505751
I guess he presumed he could handle it. He would have swapped out the contents otherwise.

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16505773

>>16505496
Just write in a jayshard lasneed and claim it's racist to remove low cost beers.

>> No.16505788

>>16505773
Kek

>> No.16505825
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16505825

Why do niggers act like a fawty is enough to get drunk? The old brand malt liquors were like 6 percent or less, hell ,colt 45 is 5.6. Even the 8 percent isn't that much for more than a buzz for hour or two,maybe if it was like a 50 ounce.
I would hope we might get oe800 more wide spread to fill are steel reserve void, but I doubt it,wish I could find it in cans since I liked the 6 percent last time I had it

>> No.16505863
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16505863

>>16504629
BASED

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16505870

>>16504697
i swear to yahweh if these cunts go after peroni next

>> No.16505877

>>16502177
not long. reps will pull it from shelves the moment they can. a lot of those brands target a veeery fucking specific customer. i've only seen one human being ever drink premium - and he's an old dude missing teeth who sneaks booze into his retirement home along with wild turkey american honey.
it's likely Pabst and Anheuser-Busch will follow suit soon.

>> No.16505878

>>16505661
Things are so bad we have an actual factual Jew here and the /pol/cels don't even care. Coors fucked up big time. Now use your magic Hebrew powers and get our steelies back.

>> No.16505879

>>16501809
Seems tame for 4chan, I thought maybe the guy died or something from overdose.

I've definitely made that face a few times.

>> No.16505888

>>16505878
BANNING 211 IS ANTI SEMITISM! OY VEY ITS ANUDDUH SHOA

>> No.16505889

>>16501702
>Olde English HG 800
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
I WANT OFF MR. BONES' WILD RIDE

>> No.16505896

>>16504697
Dang I didn't know Granville was part of the same mashup.

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>>16505888
Steelers...

>> No.16505913

>>16501702
>Henry Weinhard's Private Reserve
i haven't seen that beer around in 20 years, it disappeared like lowenbrau.

>> No.16505931

>>16504829
The alcohol is probably making the chronic pain worse. At least have her take some stuff like NAC, milk thistle, turmeric and fish oil to help counter the inflammation. With the first two helping the liver.

>>16504980
People say this, but I think it depends. Some people get addicted to other chemicals easier. I've used kratom before, even long term, but never felt like I needed it. Yet I'm basically an alcoholic. If it's kept at a low daily dose, like maybe nothing more than 6g a day, I'd say it's probably fine for long term usage. But I have seen posts from here and forums of some people say they would take like 30g a day. No idea how they managed to choke that down, let alone afford it. I think some were already heroin addicts though, and trying to wean off. I only ever did 4g daily for a bit. Think might have done 8g in a day at one point.

>> No.16505939

Is there meme magic we can do about this? Steel Reserve is a national treasure. They're all treasures.

>> No.16505947

>>16505825
If it takes you more than one steel 40oz to feel a buzz then you’re the kind of alcoholic that’s already moved on to buying a half gallon of bottom shelf vodka a day

>> No.16505989

>>16505947
I don't drink steel 40's because they don't sell them here. I drink natural ice more now than 8 percent beers, I drink 50 ounces and feel good for an hour and want to buy an icehouse edge to keep it rolling. I still feel it for a bit but it's not the fun drunk just kinda meh I might go eat some bread and end up staying up instead of drinking till I fall asleep.
I drink way more beer than when I used to buy $7 1.75's of vodka. 4 shots of vodka would have me feeling good for a few hours, maybe 2 more in the mean time and be good.

>> No.16506029

>>16502857
nice Chris Chan underoos

>> No.16506039

>>16505989
You're thinking with incel logic again. Since you're by yourself your goal is getting black out drunk. Most people are just tying to get a buzz when they're out with friends or whatever.

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>>16501852
>Hurricanes.
Mein nigers.
How upset are kikes they need to discontinue 211s?

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>>16502087
It is though.

>> No.16506048

>>16501702
Haven’t drank Hamm’s since I was stationed in North Dakota but that’s too bad. Used to like OE 800 too.

>> No.16506059

>>16501962
I’ve purchased Steel Reserved exactly one time in my life ever and the cashier at Walmart literally laughed at me, no joke. Genuinely embarrassed me into not only never buying it again, but not even drinking the can I had bought.

>> No.16506071

>>16504515
Because you won't kill and or beat rich people.

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>>16504629
>only tool: violence.

>> No.16506082

>>16501702
Rip old english

>> No.16506084

>>16506039
Alcohol is a drug, ya dummy. A very available one at that. Some people just want to destress after a shift.

>> No.16506086

>>16506039
Why would I want to black out, I want to be lucid but with still drunk enough to relax for like 4 hours before i go to sleep twice a week, if I wanted to go to sleep I'd just go to sleep instead of having like 1000 calories of beer.

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>>16506039
People who use incels are niggers and kikes.

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Just cleared my local store out

>> No.16506211

>>16506199
>plastic
Kek you fucking retard. You had one job.

>> No.16506214

>>16506094
hahaha not gonna have sex i know i know but i just don't want to

>> No.16506217

>>16506211
Dunno why my phone does this

>> No.16506274

>>16506041
Cool it with the anti-semitism. This isn't the time nor thread to derail with autistic shit flinging. This shit effects everyone, except for the mohammedans, so going off on some tangent only benefits those who are attacking us. If you need to rant take it to almost any other thread on the board, just not here okay?

Strength through unity
Unity through gravity
High Gravity

>> No.16506288

>>16506274
We can unite for this

>> No.16506297

>>16506274
Based, how do we bring it back other than larping about doing something?

>> No.16506303

alcohol is for depressed losers

>> No.16506311

>>16506303
where do you think we are

>> No.16506336

>>16506274
>>16506288
>>16506297
jidf

>> No.16506339

>>16501962
I worked in the beer and wine department of a grocery store for a couple years and it was a decent seller. Sold better than Four Loko for sure.

>> No.16506379

>>16506199
buy a case next time if u can

>> No.16506383
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[ERROR]

Having one now... while I still can. Grocery store I was at earlier only had the heartburn-inducing Alloy Series.

>> No.16506393

>>16506383
The alloy ones suck and should have never been released why are they doing this to us

>> No.16506398

>>16506297
Look bro, I'm not going to tell you to do some criminal shit that would hurt their profit margins. Look I didn't even suggest an idea. They are going to cripple themselves. The issue is that the execs who made this decision are so out of touch with their core consumer base they think that a meme sorostitues will drink for another 3-4 years will support their business model indefinitely. The only way to get through to these "people" and I am using the term veeeery loosely here, is a combination of social media bombing and a complete boycott of any brands under their purview. That means zero purchases from any of the brands on this list.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Molson_Coors_brands
I know sobriety is hard, so temporarily switch to a hard A brand they don't own.
In conjunction with this you need to start burying them on social media. Don't directly complain about the product you love no longer being produced, complain about the products that remain being shit. The goal is to kill all interest in what they still make to drive other consumers away and choke off their remaining revenue streams. Make everything else they produce sound as unappetizing as possible. Describe it as foul tasting, sewage drink, asscociate it with the lowest if the lows. The goal is to make joe and joleen normalfag shudder when they imagine the taste.

Finally you conclude with a grassroots email campaign where you send them love letters to Steelers past. Describe your live for the beverage, recount(perhaps fictional) occasions where you enjoyed it with groups of people. Never take a negative tone in these emails, present yourself as a nostalgic and loyal consumer who is mystified by their decision to halt production of such a beloved beverage.

So in closing the strategy is threefold:
1) Boycott
2) Devalue
3) Eulogize
The economy is rough right now and people are weak. Molson Coors thought this was a chance to consolidate abd crush the working/underclass. Punish them.

>> No.16506402

>>16506274
>>16506288
>>16506297
I HATE KIKES
I HATE KIKES
I HATE KIKES

>> No.16506411

>>16506398
They suggested the Alloy Series to me earlier to celebrate 2/11 and I told them they give me heartburn

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>>16506303

>> No.16506465

>>16501972
Earthquake. It's $2 and it's 10% alcohol. Tastes like pig swill though.

>> No.16506476

>>16502245
Where the fuck do you get $1 hurricanes? Actually... Don't tell me. I'll end up killing myself.

>> No.16506480

>>16506217
I wasn't talking about the rotation dipshit.

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>>16505526
Bros..........

>> No.16506497

>>16504697
>a blip
They axed literally some of the most popular beers in the country. You don't just do that and not feel it. It is absolutely going to hurt them and they are going to realize they fucked up when their bottom line starts dropping, aka the one thing they care about.

>> No.16506509

Steel Reserve was the beer of choice for thrifty alcoholics. There is going to be a wave of suicides because of this.

>> No.16506514

>>16506211
>>16506480
211 40s is only sold in plastic

>> No.16506532
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>twice the calories
>5000 tons of sugar
>feel like death after the first 3 sips
Who the fuck drinks those alloy series? Women who are alcoholics?

>> No.16506537

>>16506411
Fuck them

>> No.16506553
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[ERROR]

They need to be stopped now. This is the first step. Next it will be food, then housing. The only way this ends is when we our children, and our children's children are slaves. If it isn't stoped here it never will be.

This is class warfare, if you don't fight back it is just class slavery.

>> No.16506576

>>16506553
If it was class warfare, you faggots should be more concerned about Hamm's than Steel Reserve.

>> No.16506592

>>16506576
Steel is a huge part of a lot of us lives

>> No.16506597

>>16506532
no one
that's the confusing part

I hate these fucking sugary drinks
they probably just want to poison us more with syrup

>> No.16506599

>>16504829
Get her some serrapeptase bro (use on an empty stomach)

>> No.16506600

>>16506592
How you haven't upgraded to seltzer water with bottom shelf liquor in the top is your business.

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>>16506576
Motherfucker I am the Hamm's thread guy. Does that mean I can't show my support and solidarity for my lumpenprole Steelerbros? They fucking drink Steel Reserve, they don't have enough braincells intact to recycle meme or come up with a battle plan. This is us versus them, and if I have to carry my brother's weight against the corporate oligarchs trying to destroy us I will.

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>>16501702
Whew, my Colt 45 is safe.

>> No.16506607

>>16506199
They were lightly stocked. Has there already been a run on it?

>> No.16506623

>>16506607
It’s hard to tell because I always see Alkies loading hand carts up with like 10 at a time so dunno if normal weekly people beat me or what but it’s not rare to see only like 5 left on a shelf at that store

>> No.16506625

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqT0TWMeb54

>> No.16506634

>>16506600
i like dri nking it for nostalgia purposes. i cxant drink liquor my pacing is too fucked.

>> No.16506637

do we even know if this is happening now or in a few months

>> No.16506638

>>16501702
they are unironically going to cure my alcoholism and i hate them

>> No.16506654

>>16506637
It has already happened. Rightnow they are repurchasing stock from "low velocity markets" and reselling it to distributors is markets that it sells well in. There is no more Steel being manufactured, just a movement of pre-existing stock.

>> No.16506675

>>16506336
Jdif clearly doesnt want us uniting.

>> No.16506723

>>16506398
>>16506553
>>16506605
We got this bros. We will hurt them for this. Never forget what they took from us.

>> No.16506735

>>16506654
What a fucking kick in the chest this is

>> No.16506737

>>16506654
>No more Steel is being produced
I am literally, unironically, seething.

>> No.16506744

>>16501668
STEEL RESERVE IS ALREADY "PREMIUM" SHIT IT TASTES 10 TIMES BETTER THAN ANYTHING ANHEUSER BUSCH PUTS OUT FUCK YOU COORS FUCK YOU MOLSON

>> No.16506756

Other boards have got shit done before, could we do the same? /tv/ literally crashed a plane, why can't we band together and save Steel Reserve?

>> No.16506759

>>16506654
fucking hell

>> No.16506766

>>16506675
can't trust known saboteurs

>> No.16506768

>>16506756
Nah. There are like 5 of us regulars on this board and most of us are brain damaged fuck ups. Not gonna happen kid.

>> No.16506773

>>16506737
Same

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>>16506756
>>16506768
I'M PUTTIN TOGETHER A TEAM

>> No.16506780

>>16506768
Speak for yourself bro.

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>>16506768
It was good while it lasted boys. I will be buying a shit ton tomorrow.

>> No.16506787

>>16506780
If you had spent any significant amount of time here you would know it's true.

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>> No.16506791

What makes it special? I don't drink it, someone fill me in

>> No.16506792

Picked up a case today, will probably get a couple more tomorrow. Not much point in it, it will only last a few weeks. These are dark days.

>> No.16506796

>>16506791
It's the better tasting low price high ABV beer.

>> No.16506798

>>16506768
>t. Molson Coors viral marketer

This is the person that tells you to just drink alloy. He is the one that says to blame the jews and not the greed exec that came up with this idea. He is the one that says just give up, you don't matter, the only thing that matters is doing what the megacorps wants so their stock rises.

Never forgive what his type did to you. He is probably some street shitting pajeet in mumbai damage controlling for Hattersley. Trying to instigate division and conflict on ethnic lines to protect the company profit margin.

>> No.16506810

>>16506787
I’m the steel and fireball dude I’ve been here for over 7 years

>> No.16506813

>>16506792
The store say anything to you saying how much of a shit decision this is ?

>> No.16506818

>>16506798
The ceo is some South Africa cuck with a speech impediment look him up he was on CNBC talking about my stocks during covid

>> No.16506821

>>16506798
Do you think you'll ever have sex, or are you carrying this virginity to the grave?

>> No.16506822

>>16506813
No, he just talked about how pissed the other regulars that buy steels are gonna be. He didn't know about them being discontinued yet.

>> No.16506823

>>16506798
Hey man by all means go ahead and do it. I'm just being realistic. We would need to build enough attention that it's making headlines, going viral and normalshits are getting behind it. I just don't see ck doing something like that... but give it a shot if you want. I'd love to be wrong.

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>>16506781
Anon, there us something I have been meaning to ask you.

How does this pic make you feel?

>> No.16506839

>>16505913
all over the pacific NW. gonna miss it real bad

>> No.16506846

>>16506828
nothing because I graduated college in 2012 and did not become a fat ass until lock down. I am 6ft 4 inches and weigh 210. I don't feel any kind of empathy for the person in your photo. I am 30 and have already experienced my "you are fucking old" moment, but I don't care. Also, I don't follow Eceleb shit. I was expecting you to post shit of CwC.

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Man I had my perfect amount of booze figured out and I was just starting to maintain

>> No.16506857

>>16506818
That's not a speech impediment, that's the South African accent.

>> No.16506858

i literally just bought a 24 pack of steelies yesterday. how much will the 6 pack i have left be worth if i save it for a while?

>> No.16506875

>>16501727
I like the wojak edit

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>>16506846
I was just curious because you are viewing an old WFC movie and it would be strange for some random steel reserve drinking image board using classic film loving not to recognize the kinogre. I figured there was an overwhelming possibility we had discussed Lillian Gish's oeuvre on another website, forgive my forwardness.

>> No.16506881

>>16502113
It's not going to taste any better with age, that much is certain.

>> No.16506886

>>16506881
just drink and enjoy it you wont get tons of $$ plus the shipping costs etc

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>>16506041
SHUT IT DOWN

>> No.16506888

>>16505621
it aint- it aint right, toobz!

>> No.16506892

>>16502445
"rate my meal" bro is that you?

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>> No.16506900

>>16506892
yes sir, thats me i didnt do it for like 3-4 weeks cause of bans but ya me.

>> No.16506906

>>16502857
Literally tastes like soap-flavored soda water.

>> No.16506907

>>16506876
that is fine. It is actually my first watch of the lost weekend after years of having it recommended on here. I love it. I love that alcoholics hate sundays and because the liquor stores are only open from 12pm to 6pm I can feel with the movie.

>> No.16506913

>>16506907
liquor store open to 10 every night here and all night 20 mins from me

>> No.16506919

now I am getting sentimental about a beer that caused me to call out of work. Is this what it feels like to be in a battered relationship?

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>>16504544
Not worth drinking. There's better (i.e. stronger) bumwines out there.

>> No.16506922

Look at all you fat retarded Amerimutt alchies getting triggered that you cant buy your literal piss water any more lmao oh I am laughing you disgusting maggots.
I had my last drinks yesterday. I wont be drinking again, and I spit on you pathetic alchies who cant give it up. Weak.
Oh and I drank Asahi Super Dry, actual premium bveer lmao you fucking spastics couldnt even afford one can let alone the 5 I drank a night.
But anyway, thats all in the past for me now, on to greener pastures lmao see ya fuckin wouldnt wanna be ya

>> No.16506926

>>16506919
story time

>> No.16506929

>>16506913
I live in MA/RI and the laws are different. It is probably better for me anyway.

>> No.16506930

>>16506926
I drank too much and had to call out of work the next day sick. What the fuck story did you expect, retard? Piss off back to redit

>> No.16506931

>>16506930
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_JygUgiweI

>> No.16506944

>>16506922
weak bait with a tear in your eye.
>>16506926
I am a kissless, hugless virgin at 30 and grew up poor. drinking a 40 of steel reserve and being okay to work at 8 am the next day does not happen anymore, it bites back like a bitch. I did drink a shitload of steel reserve while playing fallout nv. I called it my own sasparilla.

>> No.16506952

>>16506944
Bait? lmao its 100% the truth you stupid mutt bastard.

>> No.16506956

>>16506952
grow up

>> No.16506961

>>16506956
Lmao fucking retard I literally just said I quit drinking yesterday.That`s growing up I think.
And you, you`ll still be pissing your money and life away on beer tonight lmao. Grow up.

>> No.16506962

>>16506961
youll die from something unrelated soon congrats on quitting faggot

>> No.16506975

>>16506962
lmao highly unlikely. Im a fucking machine. Im a master and now that Ive thrown off the poisonous controlling veils of alcoholism i wil become KING of this worldll my power will be UNLIMITLESSSSS IL CAN DO ANYTHING HNONWO

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>>16506975