/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16478626
I'm sorry but I can't trust the opinion of a leech that takes this many condiments from a fast food joint.

>>16478634
>leech
Maybe I overshoot here and there, but I order exclusively online, and pick exactly which sauces, and how many of each, I think I might require. It’s not that I’m drunkenly pocketing handfuls of sauce packets; I usually order early into the car flask, but the excess packs stack up over time. Here’s the full haul.

>>16478626
You are so fucking fat. Get a fucking life or kill yourself you fucking loser.

>>16478658
You are forgiven.

>>16478658
100 years ago kings wished they could have lived like this. This is the peak of humanity.

How about you take those hot sauce packets, lube up one of your Switch joy-cons with them, and go fuck yourself?

>>16478626
I MUST CONSOOM

>>16478699
Unfortunately we all must eat. That is why /ck/ has a lower barrier of entry than something less niche such as /tv/.

>older people tend towards bitter
What fucking bitter food do older people eat lol, raw cabbage?

>>16478665
2 years ago we could have gotten 3 times as much - when they still had a dollar menu. Also,
>100 years ago kings
Do they no longer teach history in school?
That said, it was still under $5, but it's getting harder and harder.
>>16478707
>what fucking bitter food do older people eat lol
All of them? It's not exactly a controversial opinion.

>tfw they beta tested the flatbread tacos as dollar items
>now all three locations I go to have upped the prices of every dollar menu item
At least you can still get a decent meal for under $5 at Taco Bell if you put a little thought into your order.

>>16478626
what a fucking giant faggot you are. go take a hit off your asthma puffer you pathetic overweight neet weeb waste of life

>>16478707
dark chocolate, black coffee, etc

>>16478801
Irony is dead.

>>16478804
post your fat disgusting body

>>16478665
Kings had servants to bathe and dress them, tend to their every need. Materially they might have had less, medical care, okay, but they lived better.

>>16478626
>>16478658
>makes a sensible OP but taints it with autistic shit, a bad attitude and bad food
This bothers me slightly.

>>16478819
You sound like you browse a lot of e-celeb threads. This is /ck/.

>>16478801
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>>16478699
Seething lanklets

>>16478626
you're not cool, all your pop culture references are cringe and your prose isn't as good as you might think it is. please fuck off and die.

>>16478658
where's the salad diabetus?

>>16478626
nobody trusts you around kids I bet.

>>16478803
Coffee is not a food, it's a stimulant.
Nobody eats dark chocolate on a regular basis, and again candy is hardly a food.

>>16478883
An angry picky eater appears.

>>16478626
Lol retard

>>16478626
figures that a retard like both weebshit and undercooked beef. when is the last time you had sex?

>>16478626
KYS taco bell shill. I will never eat the yeast, baking soda, bugs, offal, bicarbonate, fluoride, preservatives other than vinegar or salt or fermentation, yellow blue green 12234455, unnatural flavoring, boiled honey or cane sugar including xantham gum

>>16478950
>Nobody eats dark chocolate on a regular basis

>>16478626
we're sick and tired of you too fatass

>>16478626
Man I was really hoping you were dead.

>>16478626
>far and few between

>>16478851
thar she blows!

>>16478634
>For the most part, everyone tastes things the same.
false. we literally dont.

>>16479266
There's no way to prove how close or different different people taste the same thing (or perceive a colour for that matter). Yet it's pretty sound to assume everyone tastes things pretty much the same way.

>>16479285
there are plenty of ways to prove that, you're just a brainlet who got a wild hair up your ass and think you're infallible

>>16479285
>There's no way to prove how close or different different people taste the same thing
Except there are blind tasting spots and supertasters.

>>16479301
It's not possible. If you find a way to prove it, you're likely to win a noble price.
>>16479329
That several wine tasters can identify the same flavour, for example tobacco, in a wine, does not prove that this flavour appears the same to everyone (that everyone has the same experience of the flavour).

People could have wildly different experiences with the flavour called "tobacco", but all can agree this is "tobacco" due to social conditioning.

>>16478883
>your prose isn't as good as you might think it is
wut?

>>16478626
Bitter is a flavor meant to be unpleasant and stop us from eating things that could harm us. If you enjoy it, you are a literal masochist, and therefore the one with the underlying physiological issues.

>>16479867
>meant to be unpleasant and stop us from eating things that could harm us
You are literally a baby.

>>16479867
True. Anyone working out should also be put into an asylum.

>>16479905
You are literally a retard. Do you ever know what you're talking about, or do you just go through life reflexively spouting out whatever diarrhea overtakes your thought processes? If it's the latter, suicide is an option you should consider seriously.

>>16478658
That owl is fucking dope bro

>>16479927
>do you just go through life reflexively spouting out whatever diarrhea overtakes your thought processes?

>>16479926
>being healthy by correcting for the lack of physical activity modern life provides is the same as purposefully eating things that taste bad.
Besides, working out releases dopamine, so there is both a physical and mental reward for doing so. Forcing yourself to like bitter things is just a form of subtle self harm that serves no greater purpose.

>>16479946
>everyone else is just pretending to like it!
Dude, it's okay that you're a tastelet. Just stop pretending that your opinion is just as valid as everyone else's. It isn't.

>>16479946
We should put sugar into everything and never eat anything bitter. There's no nutritional or health value in anything that's even slightly bitter.

>>16479952
Everyone starts off pretending to like it. I have no doubt people genuinely enjoy and gain pleasure from eating bitter things, just as I have no doubt people experience genuine sexual arousal from eating poop. You can condition yourself to enjoy something unpleasant, but it almost always comes from a place of social insecurity, self-loathing, or attention deprivation.

>>16479973
>We should put sugar into everything
Never said that
>never eat anything bitter
Not if you're of sound mind at least
Any nutrients you can acquire from poor tasting food can be acquired elsewhere.

>>16480011
It's really obvious that you're still in high school and think you know everything. It's okay. Everybody looks back at that time in their life and cringes.

>>16479535
>what is an MRI
where:s my noble price?

>>16480018
>It's really obvious that you're still in high school and think you know everything.
Lol. Did I just call you out on your scat fetish or something? You seem quite upset but unable to actually defend your stance. Brainlets are cute somtimes.

>>16478626
My mother once said, if you can not live with picky eaters then do not hate them. For theirs is a hard lot.

>>16478699
I kind of love how this shitty meme always outs the poorfags who don't actually understand it.

>>16478626
>caring at all about what other people eat and how they season their food

Why do this? Mind your own fucking business.

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>>16478626
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>>16478797
never change tbanon. i always love seeing your threads.
also, del taco sucks ass.

For the love of god how do i filter this faggot without a trip.

>>16478626
>For the most part everything tastes the same
I just can't believe this is true, especially in the context of soda. I don't really like soda, I don't drink that much soda. I'll have one occasionally, but it's rare. If you offered one to me now I wouldn't take it. I can't believe that these 600 pound people can go to a doctor, get told they don't have long to live, then go suck down a liter of soda experience it in the same way.

>>16478626
Based mug vodkanon.

>>16478626
In the years you've been posting you've shown various movies, games and books you're into but what about music? I don't recall seeing you ever post about music, what kinda music do you like TB anon?

>>16480023
A MRI can take pics of the inside of the body. Certain brain states can be linked to certain mental states. This does not mean that an MRI can say anything about an individuals experience of a certain stimulus, for example how this individual experienced pain, or the flavour of food.

There's no way to determine if we experience flavour, colour, pain etc. the same way. That how you see the colour red, is exactly like I see it, etc.

>>16478626
why do you always make a burger and order tacos but never make tacos and order a burger?

>>16480190
Thx for admitting you're a retard, it's the first step towards becoming an hero

>>16479535
I was arguing there are conditions that make some people's sensory organs DIFFERENT than other people's. Those objectively cannot share an identical sensory experience. What was your point already?

>>16480228
You had me going for a second.

>>16478626
>complains about picky eating and some other unintelligible garbage when all he does is drink cheap alcohol, eats Taco Bell, and makes the same shitty burger every day
I don't trust an alcoholic's opinion on anything. Consider drinking yourself to death for once.

>>16478626
Looks good op, keep up the good work. Also go to jimboys and get tacoburger

I have a roommate who will absolutely refuse to eat anything with onions in it.

>>16478626
>claims that only children likes sweet stuff
>it's eating a burger on a muppets plate

OP is completely and objectively wrong

genetics can and does dictate how how you taste certain foods. see: cilantro, asparagus, numerous easily googlable studies on the effects of gene expression on tastes

on top of that I can state anecdotally that my tastes changed after I spent two years living in rural liberia and eating some of the nastiest garbage I've ever put in my mouth. food didn't taste the same when I came back to the states, with the easiest example being that food that used to be really spicy to me no longer had any kick at all. data point of one but I'm sure people who eat a lot of spicy food can agree that it's possible to dull your taste to the lighter spices through excessive consumption. It's been five years since I've eaten a nasty ass bowl of fufu but my sense of taste towards spicy hasn't come back yet, so I'm pretty sure it's a permanent change in my ability to taste.

also one of the lingering side effects of covid is loss of taste and that's well documented, unless you want to bring in your covid hoax schizophrenia, so you're also objectively wrong there as well.

test

>>16478707
straight up alcohol
sometimes with bitters added as flavoring

>>16480571
You should shove an onion up his ass, that was he wont taste it

>>16480610
Bitters arent actually bitter tho

>>16478626
This one cousin of mine is the embodiment of the "good times create weak men" meme. He eats like seven different things (like, he won't even eat frikadeller with onions because the onions are "yucky"), and whoever hosts a family function has to cater to his childish tastes. He's 24 or 25, never had a job, lives rentfree at his parents and began but dropped out of arts programmes that cost money (in a country where actual education is free and comes with a modest stipend).
I want to yell at him, but he makes it hard by being very friendly and mild-mannered. I think he understands it's a problem, but doesn't really seem to care about doing anything about it. Frankly I blame his parents for not forcing him to eat his goddamn vegetables.

>>16478626
>Something either has too much salt, not enough salt, or is (close to) perfectly seasoned
Sorry but this is incorrect, Your taste buds can actually become desensitized to salt.
This salt tolerance can also be undone by simply not eating salt for a while.

>>16478626
That burger is raw, you should have cooked it thoroughly faggot

>>16478626
>I’m sick and tired of picky eaters.
Too bad.
>Here’s a burger.
I ordered it plain, remember? Go throw it in the trash in full view of your boss, then have a new one made.
Wait, just let me tear a little piece of beef off to ensure you don't cheat. There. Now take it back.

>>16480631
Sounds like me minus the picky eating thing desu I don't want to be deadweight, but it's just so goddamn easy

>>16478626
>white people don't season they food

>>16480194
Fuck you. Del taco forever.

>>16478658
Whats your fav switch game?

>>16478658
BIG BOY

>be 290 lbs
>OPs threads always give me a vague sense of disgust

Idk if it's because it's like looking in a mirror or what, but at least have the decency to fucking keep that shit in private man. Other people don't gotta see you breaking yourself down in real time

>>16482109
We already know he has unresolved mental issues due to the fact he enjoys bitter foods, the fact that he's fat only confirms this. Hopefully OP will get the help he needs.

>>16480023
dude, they can't even reliably measure pain with an fMRI and machine learning AI. Perception of tastes is probably even harder to measure

>>16479177
Looks like an empty gaming chair.
Maybe Anon ate so much food his gravity compressed his body in upon himself.

gyno thread.

>>16482231
It's honestly a little sad that yuropoors see literally any image of meat surrounded by bread and have zero imagination beyond, "oh, it's just a gyro [sic]".

>>16482350
stfu fat anime

>>16480844
That's purely psychological. You're simply depriving yourself, so the littlest give seems like Christmas. If you were talking about sugar I might agree, but sugar addicts have actual physiological issues affecting their taste buds.

>>16479285
We must perceive color the same because we all agree that certain colors mixed together make other colors.

>>16482450
That's not true at all. Yes, we all "see" the same wave lengths, but for all we know when you see purple I see green.

>>16482459
I hate retards that make this argument. If that was the case the condition of being colorblind wouldnt exist. Because in order to have a disorder that is literally perceiving colors differently, there has to be a common consensus on what each specific color looks like, and therefore we all perceive each color the same.

>>16482735
Colourblindness is about not being able to distinguish different colours, dumbass, not precisely how they appear to you

>>16482735
That's illogical. We all absorb the same spectrum through our eyes, but the way that spectrum translates to our mind doesn't have to match with other people even if a particular segment of the spectrum can't be perceived by some people.

>>16482746
>>16482752
I am red-green colorblind myself and I'll argue with our pseuds when I'm more awake. You're doing the equivalent of "what if some of us perceive hot as cold?" and its fucking embarassing.

>>16482778
You pseuds*
Lick my balls.

>>16482778
You have no argument, that's what's embarrassing. There is no objective basis on which to mount one. It's not complicated, but you want to dismiss it anyway because that makes you feel smart, which makes you the pseud, by the way.