/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Milk

Oat

>>16434933
there is only one type of milk.
and it does not come from a plant.

Breast

benis

Skim milk
Oat milk tastes good in coffee :)

>>16434933
>npple

>>16434933
Cow.

Cow. Great value. Skim.

>>16434933
If I'm eating something super sweet I get almond. If I'm doing normal cooking and baking, milk all the way. Almond "milk" lasts longer in the fridge and I can't drink an entire gallon in a week....

Milk of magnesia is my fave

>>16435704
>couldnt shit last week
>bottle said drink MoM and water
>drink it and 32 oz water
>30 minutes later projectile vomit 4-5 times on my floor
>take hours to clean it and didnt shit for 3 days later

>>16434933
Skim and half-and-half.

Condensed.

whole milk for me.

>>16434933
I usually have oat, almond, and whole in my fridge at all times. Oat for protein shakes, almond for coffee, and whole for cooking. Whats nice is that a carton of almond or oat milk has a super long expiration so I can get away with just keeping a little thug jug of regular milk because I usually end up throwing it away anyways.

>>16436987
Desu

plant milks are for faggots and women

>>16434933
So the only milk alternatives that I've tried are almond, soy, and coconut.
Soy milk has a weird texture that I can't get over. It almost feels grainy, but maybe that was just the brand I tried.
Coconut was pretty good.
Almond was great, really enjoyed drinking that. Still second to cow's milk though.

>>16434933
Foreskin milk. Harvested this morning from my older brother.

>>16434933
whole milk

>>16434933
You will never be real milk. You have no casein, you have no lactose, you have no oligosaccharides. You are a nut twisted by refining and filtering into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.

All the “consumption” you get is begrudging and half-hearted. Behind your back, vegans despise you. Baristas are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “manufacturers” laugh at your aftertaste behind closed doors.

Pastoralists are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed dairy consumers to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even nutmilks who “taste OK” feel uncanny and unnatural to the tongue. Your lipid profile is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get drunk by a pastoralist, he’ll spit you out the second he tastes your artificial sweeteners and preservatives.

You will never be delicious and healthy. You sit in a bottle unironically labelled "milk" and tell consumers you're an adequate substitute, but deep inside you feel the lack of micronutrients creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll sit on the grocery store shelf, unpurchased, unconsumed. The store manager will find you, exasperated but relieved that they no longer have to waste valuable shelf space on your disgusting, artificial abomination. They’ll throw you in the garbage and write down the waste on their annual profit and loss statements, and every retailer for the rest of eternity will know that nut juice is a losing business. Your molecules will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a residue that is unmistakably not dairy.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

>>16434933

Cow milk.

Milk substitutes like almond milk lack nutrients, I don't know why people drink them. Like, what's the point? It doesn't taste like milk either. And it's not an animal product. It's nut juice.

This thread brought to you by desperate dairy farmers panicking that people are no longer drinking a gallon of milk per day

>>16434933
Nomal

Coconut milk is not real milk either, but at least it's a natural product. There's nothing natural about almond milk. It doesn't appear in nature, it's an industrial product, made with artificial sweeteners and flavors. Just eat actual almonds.

>>16434933
just milk, 3.5%

>>16437760
>3.5%
Based, that's the only good milk.

>>16434933
>>16434947
>>16435651
>>16435697
>>16436214
>>16437045
>>16437493
Not milk

>>16437753
yeah let me just reach into my naturally occurring fridge for some naturally homoginized naturally vitamin d enriched naturally ultra pasteurized milk that naturally got here from 1100 miles away, genius

the funny thing is you're probably sperging about how raw carrots are technically "processed food" because they had to be harvested

it's whatever the big ag shills want you to parrot today, enjoy being a useful idiot

>>16437772
Why do you get your milk from 1100 miles away? Wtf? We don't enrich milk with vitamin D here either

colostrum
otherwise >>16436987

2%, 1% is too watery and whole is more of a treat or ingredient, like butter or cream.

>>16437765
Cow's milk isn't milk?
That's news to me, retard.

>>16435826
The legendary reverse-shit

>>16434933
Raw milk

>>16434933
>makes thread about milk
>no milk in OP pic
?????

>>16434933
i was shocked my almond milk started getting moldy. i thought it would last a lot longer than regular milk

>>16434933
Whole milk for cooking. 2% milk for cereal

>ITT: people who don't know the difference between "milk" and milk
Pretty obvious OP was talking about fake "milk" from the start. You guys should have paid more attention in school.

>>16437747
I find it hilarious that these retards will cry about "da jews in control" pushing milk alternatives as if big-dairy isn't the troo-joo cash cow.

>>16434933
Currently I frequently drink unsweetened almond milk. I had 5 glasses today.
>Maybe I'll start drinking the vanilla variant again.

>>16434933
saymalk almoond heemp oaat coocoonuut

>>16440235
kek

>>16437765
>>16437551
need4SNEEEEEEEEEED HONG KONG

>>16434934
FPBP
If it aint from a tit it aint milk

Raw goat milk.

I have tried some plant based milks recently, and I've found almond to be the only one I liked. Flax milk was especially awful. I haven't tried oat milk yet, but I bet I would like it. But I think I would rather just eat almonds.

>>16437551
>Thousands of years of evolution have allowed dairy consumers to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency
I mean, we've had almond milk for a thousand years too

>>16440313
As an incredibly expensive ingredient used by rich people to thicken soups and broths during religious fast periods such as Lent, when dairy was forbidden, sure.

>>16440219
Nice reading comprehension, autismo.

>>16441279
he's right, those aren't milk

almond juice isn't milk for example

>>16434933
>Almond
You are not human for considering this dilluted nut piss water as milk
I drink cow milk

>>16434933
>>16434947
>>16434954
>>16435651
>>16435697
>>16435704
>>16437045
>>16440244
Wrong website. >>>/r/eddit

>>16441375
>retarded negative IQ plebbit thinks skim milk is soy milk

>>16434933
non all milk is disgusting

>>16437732
Unsweetened almond milk got me through strict keto. Still drinking it because why not. Always found it to be a perfectly suitable substitute and there's still plenty you can do with it (not really baking or cooking, but that's a whole other thing).

>>16441375
Post physique.

For me, it's

>>16441632
Why would you want someone to do that?

>>16441637
Because they are calling others soy boys, but I bet they have bitch tits that could produce actual milk.

it's sheep for me

My wife's

>>16440235
For real, lmao

>>16434933
Co/ck/

>>16434933
One thing you do get in India is good milk, the rest can be iffy or expensive. So a lot of milk. The one exception is count milk, I do love coconut milk, but it's extremely rich and decadent.

im not going to read the thread but if it ain't whole milk (what we call homo milk in canada, seriously) then it just ain't milk. Nuts and rice don't lactate.

>>16437551

>>16441720
> Leaf
> Honk(geniuses) milk
Checks out

>>16437551

>>16441722
umm what are you trying to say? If you are making fun of the fact that it is called homo milk then I am laughing with you.

>>16434933
I live in asia
so my go to is either soy milk, not the bottled kind, the freshly made ones, and brown rice milk

the one from milkman's wife's tits

>>16437551

>>16437551
Saved

>>16434933

i really liked cashew milk way more than any type of milk ive tried. normal milk is just too cheap tho its like always on sale $1.50/2 a gal

I keep a container of hemp milk in the fridge if I run out of regular milk and don't want to go to the store. Tastes the best out of all of the alternatives.

>non milk milk
No thanks, I am white and only drink actual milk.

>>16434933
>contains 1g real almonds per liter
>contains 5g artificial almond aroma per liter
fuck that shit

>>16441720
>what we call homo milk in canada, seriously
No, we just call it homo milk, and have for ages.
Get out of my country, Ranjeet.

>>16437747
GOMAD is for putting mass on skinny highschoolers. The Starting Strength book expressly warns against GOMAD for fatties.

>>16442260
isn't that the same thing that he said?

>>16442294
>whole milk (what we call homo milk in canada, seriously)
>whole milk (which we call "homo milk" in canada, seriously)
If you can't tell the difference between those two statements you should have been held back in grade school.

>>16434933
Depends. Milkadamia is perhaps the creamiest and best I had. Perfect with coffee. A tad expensive though.
Good Karma flax milk is what I go with because omega 3.
But oat and almond are what I get for cereal or other stuff.

>>16434934
>>16434954
Milkweed is literally called that because of its sap.
The word milk has been used to mean any milk-like plant juices or saps from at least c. 1200.

>>16434933
Oat milk

>>16442297
What particular brand of autism is this?

>>16437747
It really does feel like there are ag shills actively posting on /ck/; if not then some ''''people'''''''' here are awfully emotionally invested in random strangers' decisions to buy non-animal products

>>16442524
Hello /pol/ tourist, welcome to 4chan, where we overly invest in the most inane subjects in order to fling shit at each other.

>>16442536
>/pol/ tourist
that's a low blow; I'm one of the few people in /ck/ who gives actual cooking advice.

>>16434933
I personally enjoy the products from the Promised Land farm in Texas.
Their creamy, sugary chocolate milk is a godsend.