/ck/ - Food & Cooking

i dunno i just stab those fuckers on a skewer yeet em onto the charcoal and douse em in butter garlic sauce afterwards

Found out that buying shrimp usually means participating in slavery
If you buy shrimp, you need to pay reparations because you are benefiting from slavery

>>16426319
I just throw a handful of blanched shrimp into smoothies if I don't feel like protein powder. You can barely taste it over the sea moss/spirulina

>>16426319
Always use Rock shrimp or Red shrimp. All other is garbage

>>16426319
Marinade in lime juice, cilantro, salt, pepper, red pepper flakes, and garlic, skewer and grill, baste the shrimp with marinade as you flip.

>>16426319
Make sure you remove the poopy.

>>16426465
most large store chains have it covered even if youre buying raw ive found

>>16426462
>random scallions haphazardly thrown on
nigga you ever heard of cilantro?

>>16426518
That’s disgusting retard

>>16426319
Bring a can of beer and 2 tablespoons of Old Bay to a boil.
Add in a pound of medium shrimp
Let them cook 2 minutes until they are pink.
Turn off the heat and cover for another 2 minutes.
Remove shrimp and toss in more Old Bay.
Dip in cocktail sauce or butter.

>>16426521
>tastelet
>cooklet
discarded.

>>16426319
Toss shrimp in lime juice and Old Bay. If they're fresh, season then throw on grill. If pre-cooked just season and eat as is.

>>16426518
What? There's scallions in the rice, some ended up on top, why are you so upset about that?

>>16426319
>Found out that shrimp have amazing Macros
yeah they're good for Mercury.

>>16426560
>raw white part of the scallion chopped that thick as garnish
>its not even in the rice, its all over the plate
cringe

>>16426738
Ok and? I like scallions, get over yourself chef Ramsay

>>16426525
>>16426534
I seriously had no idea what Old Bay was and had to google it.
Can I emulate it with just normal spices?

>>16426785
it's mostly just paprika, black pepper, and celery salt

people love the shit so I'm sure a recipe with more effort put into it is out theregd

>>16426767
hahahahahahHAHAHAHAHHHAHhahahaha

>>16426738
>all over the plate
>exactly 2 scallions not on the rice
The powers of boundless autism

>>16426403
wrong.

>>16426389
Source

>>16427003
https://lmgtfy.app/?q=shrimp+slavery

>>16426856
love me some 4chinz overexaggerated 'tisms

>>16426319
Found out that you are a dickhead
>>62583129

>>16427217

>>16426389
buying any food participates in slavery faggot

Can never beat a simple but delicious shrimp fettucine alfredo.

>>16426319
smoke shrimp, eat shrimp

>>16427436
nice.

>>16426664
>seafood Mercury bad
And yet mercury on vaccines are good lmao. You faggots can't make up your queer minds

>>16426389
cool, now I have to find a way to pair Shrimp, coffee, and chocolate.
Fuck slaves, nigga.

>>16426319
>boil for two minutes in water seasoned with Old Bay
>cut up bacon into fine strips
>mix shrimp and bacon with premade jarred pesto
>pour over any pasta you like, but spaghetti is the best because you can fork the shrimp, and then twirl the noodles up

>>16427400
this is false
>>16427627
>slavery is OK
you are either an edgy teen or a hypocritical libtard, your choice

>>16426319
Buy 2 of these, 1 bag of frozen shrimp, and a box of spaghetti. Cook both boxes in a pan with extra garlic and garlic powder, throw in frozen bag of shrimp and cook together. Make the pasta and throw in skillet with garlic shrimp. Serve with garlic bread

>>16427678
Serve on a plate seasoned with garlic. Pair with white wine and line the glass with garlic. For dessert, roll up a dollar bill and snort garlic powder. Brush teeth with garlic paste.

>>16427674
>slavery is based
ftfy

>>16426856
>this defensive of your own shitty culinary skills
CRINGE HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHA

>>16427780
>clarifying is defensive
not him but simmer down yeah?

>>16427780
yea raw white scallions is a perfectly acceptable garnish. simmer down, bucko.

>>16427726
Well I do sprinkle extra garlic powder on the garlic bread and season at the end with garlic salt

>>16427820
>>16427828
>>>/reddit/ Holy moly simmer down bucko? How fucking cringe