/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16410841
Take it out of the microwave and mix again with a fork. Then microwave for another 30 seconds.

>>16410846
Take out, mix, put in for another 30 seconds. Pretty simple stuff.

>>16410850
And then after a combined 2 minutes in the microwave, it should be fully cooked.

>>16410854
Add some butter, salt, and maybe some hot sauce for flavor. And done.

You now have breakfast that took less than 3 minutes to prepare, and can be kept in the cup holder as you drive to work.

trips

You might be the best cook in all of Finland, OP

Americans do not nuke eggs. Stop trying to masquerade as one of us, you dirty Scandinavian-looking abomination.

what the fuck?

>>16410841
Do amerifats really?

looks bready gud desu. I like to smear butter inside the mug so the eggs don't stick. It's OK to use a lot because the butter is more of a tool, like a non stick sheet, than a food so it doesn't add calories. Be careful about how much butter and cheese you add to the top, because that is a food and the calories will add up quick.

I read once that microwaving cholesterol-rich foods is a very bad idea.

>>16410979
I can't tell if genuinely retarded or just bait

>>16410841
Forgot to mention that you should also put a bit of milk in at the beginning to make it fluffier.

>>16410841
Ah yes, classic american koti-maista eggs

>>16410989
Where

>>16411017
Well someone mentioned it right here on /ck/ and then I found this:
https://tqidiet.wordpress.com/2018/03/12/do-not-microwave-cholesterol/
Might be nonsense but I stopped anyway. Plenty of other ways to cook eggs.

why put so much butter in at the end? why not salt while mixing?

>>16410868
>not Cock Lobster

>>16411028
I too take all my food knowledge from literal whos blog posts. Rember not to get vaccinated to avoid autisium.

>>16411028
>And when you are eating beef, fish, poultry, or dairy, you always provide your body with a variety of antioxidants and other nutrients at the very same time. Your body will use those nutrients to disarm oxysterols instead of incorporating them in your cells.
Idiot thinks that antioxidants reverse the oxidation process.
> Posted on March 12, 2018 by kathyabascal
Lol

>>16410841
>Americans use the microwave
Not this one

>>16411002
>no Wawa
>no Sheetz
>no Koti-maista
Living in a flyover state must be hell.

>>16410841
>traditional American style microwaved eggs.
This isn't a thing outside West Virginia I'd guess.

>>16411046
the butter on top helps mask the taste of the eggs.

>>16410901
>>16411109
yes they do!

>>16410841
God bless America *burp*

Microwaving eggs is glorious

>>16411028
> schizo nutritionist ramblings
Anon, I...

>>16410841
Those Omega 3 eggs taste like fish but shit T. Fellow Binlander

>>16411139
I own chickens, I get fresh eggs every day. Also Wawa is fucking garbage

>>16410863
Absolutely disgusting.

>>16410880
>Americans do not nuke eggs
My mom does sometimes. Adds milk to make them fluffier. But eggs arent hard to cook in a pan nor do they take long so i don't see the point.

>>16410979
The calories don't go away whether you eat it or use it as a tool

>>16410841
>Finnish eggs
>Finnish butter
>Induction stove-top
>Snufkin mug
>"American style"
Apparently, pretending to be Russian Swedes wasn't cutting it, so you have to pretend to be Americans, now?

>>16411847
Who's pretending?

>>16411818
No, he's right. All that matters is Calories In and Calories Out (check out some CICO threads on /fit). Since anon isn't eating the butter used to grease the inside of the mug, it's not calories in. He is eating the butter added to the top of the eggs for flavor and texture so that is calories in.

>>16410841
Remember to put the fork in the eggs before microwaving so they don't boil over

>>16411028
>googling for whatever schizo female blogger he can find just to be contradictory on 4chan

>>16410901
>we can't even eat eggs anymore
I fucking hate you faggot fucking foreigners so much it's unreal

>>16411905
Someone asked me where I read it and I posted a link to where I read it you stupid cunt.

>>16411930
Intentionally reading some vegan feminist's blog is even worse

>>16411847
Sorry you got tricked so hard, anon. You must be very gullible.

>>16411289
how have i never seen this gif before

>>16410863
utterly grim

>>16410841
Nice sets

>>16411893
How do I downvote this comment

No wonder you guys have high suicide rates

>>16410841
>microwaved eggs
Do Americans really?

>>16414114
Why not? This is the space age, we should use modern tech.

>>16410841
Never had a microwaved egg in my life.
>t. Burger

>>16411092
Well the guy who pioneered mRNA tech advises against it so..

>>16410841
the stove is right there
use a pan

>>16410841
>mixing the whites with the yellows
way to kill the IQ genes, OP

>>16410863
That takes just as long as cooking it on a stove.