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I'm a 24 yo male virgin. Never got to smell a woman's pussy. So, shortcut it, what kinda food come close?

>> No.16395581

Five Guys

>> No.16395585

Salty fish and coins

>> No.16395586

>>16395579
Unwashed is like your sweaty armpit if it had been rubbed with mackarel

>> No.16395587

Cazo mazo

>> No.16395591

Grab your dick and balls and smell that

>> No.16395596

it literally smells like piss and so do our cocks, stop fucking ratchet bitches if they smell like coins

>> No.16395607

>>16395596
unwashed dicks smell like cheese and unwashed cunts smell like fish

>> No.16395624

>>16395586
nailed it, despite the broken english

>> No.16395627

>>16395591
Ironically this

>> No.16395634

>>16395607
So if you have eaten a Filet-O-Fish you pretty much have had sex?

>> No.16395637

>>16395634
No, they seem like vastly different experiences

>> No.16395638

>>16395637
oh

>> No.16395643

>>16395579
seaurkraut

>> No.16395649

>>16395638
If you're OP, why don't you simply go to a hooker. If you're a 24 yo incel, you should be able to find one that's much hotter than anything you could get in real life

>> No.16395652

>>16395649
how does one find a hooker? i live in the northeast. i feel like those don't even exist here.

>> No.16395658

>>16395652
Internet motherfucked, use tinder or whatever kids use these days, i've heard there are tons of whores there.

>> No.16395660

>>16395652
Don't you guys have websites where you can just pick and choose like every other Western country?

>> No.16395663

>>16395658
i swipe right on everything and never get any matches, so how would i find them?
>>16395660
not to my knowledge no

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>>16395579
Depends on how good she washes.
If she's clean, it'll smell like sugar water.
If she's dirty it will smell like a can of deenz in water

>> No.16395683

>>16395669
i love deenz!
for me, it's oil tho.

>> No.16395693

im 26 and never kissed a girl

>> No.16395700

>>16395683
Unashamed to admit that my love of deenz has powered me through eating some stinky pussies in my life. Thank you for everything ck

>> No.16395704

>>16395693
You should probably find one to kiss then.

>> No.16395716

I once got a Persian milf girlfriend. She was super clean down there, so no smelly. I even licked her asshole.

>> No.16395755

smells like pee. not a fan.

>> No.16395757

>>16395652
>>16395660
>>16395663
bedpage

>> No.16395762

>>16395579
There are women out there that are basically odorless or maybe at most just a tad bit of sweat type smell.

Then there are some that are salty/fishy like tasting - kinda difficult to handle unless you can flush it out with saliva.

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>>16395716
Sexy accent?

>> No.16395887

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