/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>doesn't know how to make grilled cheese
>doesn't know how to make scrambled eggs
>doesn't know how to make a burger that fits into your mouth
>doesn't know good pizza when he sees it
Why is he famous again? Because he says fuck on television?

>>16392285
fuck off you meme-loving faggot

>>16392285
I'm sorry you look like Jeff Bridges after heavy heroine abuse.

>>16392285
no.

>>16392402
He made sloppa in a frito bag once.

>muh Maine lobster
what a fag

>>16392402
>>doesn't know good pizza when he sees it
what? I know the rest but what is this from? KN?

>>16392434
it's true, though
Maine and Canadian lobster are different

>>16392402
>>doesn't know how to make grilled cheese
enjoy your plastic turds on dogshit white bread, you donut
>>doesn't know how to make scrambled eggs
if I asked you to make me a plate of scrambled eggs right now, I guarantee you'll end up making rubbery shit that's either watery or overcooked
>>doesn't know how to make a burger that fits into your mouth
maybe if you try to eat them like an american cunt. in the civilized world, we cut tall burgers and eat them differently
>>doesn't know good pizza when he sees it
that greasy shit your shovel down your gullet is only good for lubing up your hand to jerk your chode, you fucking burger

>>16392492
>eat them differently
You cram them up your ass?

>>16392483
>>>16392434
>it's true, though
>Maine and Canadian lobster are different
Maine is more regulated an industry, no overfishing native peoples of Canada allowed in Maine skirting the size and season rules of the more sustainable and responsible Maine industry. Same exact species though. You can expect some Canadian lobster to be firmer, denser for being a larger lobster or caught at slightly deeper depth.

>>16392498
we in civilized society don't just pick them up with our hands and shovel them down our mouths in three bites, you fucking wanker
we cut them up, put toothpics in them, and actually taste the fucking burger

>>16392510
I've heard that there's also a difference in softness and taste

>>16392512
>we cut them up, put toothpics in them
And then cram them up your ass?

>>16392492
Cope, Gordan.

>>16392402
Based.

>>16392510
lmao fuck the natives. they love to toot about their "historic traditional relationship with the land" and then open a commercial fishery during the breeding season

appy polly loggie

>>16392402
Those scrambled eggs angered me to the core.

No, he’s British so there for hes fucking retarded. Fuck the British for existing and pretending to make “food”

>>16393259
Follow up, the British deserve the fate of being ethnicly cleansed

>>16393259
>>16393261
t. brown south italian or "spanish"

>>16393259
>>16393261
Everyone seems to forget that Britain appropriated French cuisine before WW2. It wasn’t until post-war rationing when food in Britain started to get plain, and even now places like Rules and the Ritz still carry on a French/English tradition. Probably some of the best food in the world in my opinion.

>>16393259
*therefore
Retard.

>>16392285
i-i'm sorry gordon-sama

>>16394275
>sama
WHY ARE YOU USING JAPANESE WORDS?! YOU’RE NOT EVEN JAPANESE! YOU’VE PROBABLY NEVER EVEN LEFT THE MIDWEST! FUCKING WEEABOO DONUT

>>16394292
YOU KNOW WHAT FUCK YOU GORDON PREPARE TO DIE

>>16394303
WHAT IS THAT, A VACUUM ATTACHMENT? LOOK AT YOURSELF ANON! LOOK WHERE YOU LIVE! FUCKING CHRIST… THE SMOKE DETECTOR ISN’T EVEN PUT IN PROPERLY! TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF BIG BOY

>>16392285
I'm sorry Mr Ramsay. Please don't shove your Michelin stars on my butthole, they're pointy.

WAKE UP
NO YOU WAKE UP

>>16395450
TAKE SOME FUCKING RESPONSIBILITY AROUND HERE

>>16392285
tried his fried chicken recipe
>PUT SHALLOTS AND ONIONS IN THE BUTTERMILK
did absolutely nothing for the flavor
>HEAVILY SEASON YOUR FLOUR
very faint flavor.

meanwhile, when asked about why she only seasons her chicken and not her breading, Paula Deen simply makes a smug smirking face and says 'noo'.

>>16392285

>>16392285
anyone got the video mashup between him making fun of a burger, I think on KN, because he can't get his mouth around it then it cuts to him cooking his own foot tall burger?

>>16396693
will Chef Ramsay ever be a woman?

my little farty chef

>>16396693
>>16396866
I cant believe it never gets brought up that he came out as trans

>>16392285
I always liked the guy regardless of his cooking skills. Most people still forgen he is a chef over a celebrity and that's been for years

>>16392285
i apologize for choking my chicken to deepfake porn of your daughter Tilly.

>>16396992
>Oh yes he did
>Oh no he didn't
More in line with the cultural tradition leading to that, friend.

>>16393233
why? I tried his scrambled eggs. They were good.

>>16392492
>watery
nigga how an egg gone be watery whatchu talkin bout blud

>>16392285
im surprised that no ones punched this jackasss yet

>>16397359
is she that bitch who hit him with an egg or something? tricked him and covered him in food or whatever?

>>16392285
>apologize
I apologize for not killing him

>>16397351
Is he though? He bastardizes and "improves" (see aforementioned) classic dishes with his own touch, thinks he creates absolute masterpieces, yet gets taken to school by people who can actually cook and dont have cocaine ticks.

https://youtu.be/uJ1xgzhaDNg

>>16398070
Gordonbros, we got too cocky...

>>16392433
>salting canned chili
>salting Fritos
OH NONONO

>>16397882
He covered her with bruises and smelly bleachy yogurt so it's ok

>>16397882
yeah, Tilly aka Matilda is the daughter who often does shows with him. The cutest one.