/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16389984

>>16389988
>sugars ending in-ose
Uhh...she's allergic to glucose?

>>16389988
If you were allergic to glucose you'd be dead. It's like those lunatics saying they're allergic to adrenaline.

>>16389988
This card was carefully crafted to optimally piss me off

>>16389988
Lmao is this real?

>>16389988
Hi, Megan, you should read the descriptions of foods and order accordingly or die

>>16389988
>coffebeans

>>16389988
Is she allergic to semen tho

>>16389988
that inconsistent spacing is giving me schizo vibes

>>16389988
>any bean listed after the other beans
>a space after cow milk before the comma
>periods used after bulletpoint items
even the formatting a shit

>>16389988
This woman is either an insufferable cunt, or really cute and precious and slightly autistic

>>16390000
checked

>>16389988
Calling bullshit on being allergic to green beans. She just doesn't like them.

I had a guy with a shellfish allergy order lobster bisque before, don't assume people aren't dangerously stupid.

>>16389988
Honestly, at this point, just die. It's clearly what the universe wants. And of course it's a fucking woman.

>>16389984
i once got an order for the most autistic pizza imaginable; i'm talking ordering something like a deluxe pizza and then asking for completely different sauce and cheese, and substituting a million different toppings. I wish i took a pic of the order but it was followed by a 'please take care of this pizza im on weightwatchers'

>>16389984
>lmao get a load of these retards
people with shellfish allergies can consume scallops...seems illogical, but it's true.
A warning to the kitchen is to avoid cross-contamination reasons from other shellfish on cutting boards shared by shrimp and reusing frying pans, etc.

The More You Know ™

>>16390408
Whenever someone claims to be allergic to more than 3 things, it’s usually a case of “I don’t like this so I’ll say I’m allergic to it”

>>16389984
Plenty of people with shellfish allergies can consume mollusks just fine; it’s crustaceans that give them issues.

>>16390438
if she were genuinely allergic to glucose she would have died in the womb.

>>16390445
So they made a custom pie? Idk sounds more creative than autistic
Captcha: sqsyy

>>16389984
The Nuremberg Trials were conducted by a kangaroo court.

>>16389984
i hope you shared those scallops, otherwise youre shellfish lmao

>>16390309
just the spacing?

>>16389984
>>16389988
It's like a vegan going to a steakhouse. Height of stupidity.

>>16389988
why is it always fucking megan

>>16389984
What am I supposed to see in this one? Did some jackass say they're allergic to shellfish but ordered scallops cuz they're retarded?

Knew a guy that did that crap at a corporate dinner a few years back, raised a stink about someone having fish at the table behind him. He was hollering that they were gonna kill him with his allergy (nvm that we knew the menu a month in advance) but ordered scallops and ate them without any issue. It was great seeing everyone call him on his bullshit.

>>16390302
Is it nut?

>>16389988
based dubs. i would serve her all of those ingredients

>>16390302
Semen contains fructose, so yeah?

>>16389988
>coffee beans

>>16389996
-ose is used for naming for any sugar in existence
Lactose, fructose, Glucose, sucrose, etc.

>>16390799
>fish at the table behind him. He was hollering that they were gonna kill him with his allergy
>ordered scallops and ate them without any issue.
>It was great seeing everyone fail to realise that scallops and bony fish are about as closely related as peanuts and kelp

>>16389988
Nature literally doesn't want these people to live, I don't know why we have to tolerate them as well.

>>16389984
Scallops aren't a fish

>>16390978
How are we supposed to tell all of that from the picture? Also, I don't understand what you are saying

>>16389997
i worked in a bar/restaurant from 2015 to 2020 and i will say the amount of people with gluten allergies took a fucking nose dive mid 2018

>>16389988
this is like the one upside of not being white
my mom has allergies to shrimp
never met a single non white person being allergic to something

>>16391357
They are a shellfish, yes.

>have a mild allergic reaction to bananas and plantains
>Immediate pain for hours and mild hives sometimes but not all the time
>No idea why
>Also allergic to penicillin
>Found this out after I was prescribed some antibiotics for strep throat
>Was a kid and grandma demanded I take double the dose to get faster better
>Nearly died because I overdosed on antibiotics for strep
I wish you knew how bad it was. I really fuckin like bananas too. They won't kill me but sometimes I can bullshit my way out of things with it

>>16389988
The worst part is that these faggots are lying about being "allergic" just so they get top of the line treatment and it's leading to the people who work food service not believing in allergies at all.

>>16389988
did you fucking retards not notice that it lists 3 beans and then any beans
also >etc

>>16391465
>>Found this out after I was prescribed some antibiotics for strep throat
>>Was a kid and grandma demanded I take double the dose to get faster better

>>16389988
I feel bad for Type 1 diabetics who won't be taken seriously because of shithead white american women like this

>>16390978
t. shill for Big Peanut

>>16391399
Nigger

>>16389988
>allergic to coffee beans

>>16391465
Bro, same thing but mild. I still eat them because they are delicious tho
https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/319968#risk-factors

>>16390330
She's a woman, so probably both depending o the day.

>>16391399
Milk, you dipshit.

>>16390834
no it's a seed

>>16390972
Yes, and without glucose, you would die.

>>16391403
They're a mollusk.

>>16389984
Just take off the shells. Problem solved.

>>16389988

>>16389988
why are whypipo so fragile?

>>16393355
Yes but you can eat 0 glucose and still have a blood glucose level and be fine.

>>16390313
The formatting is a tip off she's fucking nuts, look how she puts a period after bullet points and is wildly inconsistent with the spaces before and after commas.

>>16391399
The mulatto reveals himself

>>16393401
Nigger

>>16389988
how do people like this eat anything but Nutrition paste

>>16392023
also one of them isn't even a bean. its so thoroughly blatant bait that calling it bait is an insult to the "u mad?"s of the world.

>>16393459
By presenting the card and making their diet the chef's problem.

>>16390000
checked and i realy hope not.

>>16393358
Which is considered shellfish, yes.

>>16389988
Let it die! Let it die! Let it shrivel up and die!

>>16393648
it says right there 'mollusc' not 'mollusk' you fucking retard

>>16394697
It's the same family of animal you chimp

>>16389988
>bean allergy
I kek'd

>>16394754
what are they, cousins? now you're just being silly

>>16390454
Wow, this is actually correct. I had no idea that there was a mollusk exclusive shellfish allergy.

>>16390632
And? Statists are lucky to get so much as a show trial.

>>16390999
Society and/or money protects these people. I once met a woman with some weirdass blood disease that required a daily injection costing something like $1500 per dose. She came from a rich family and also married into money. I knew her husband's family, real pieces of shit. Corrupt evangelists who took money from the poor & stupid to spend on boats and shit. One of their kids even made a point of stealing from people because he thought it was fun. I'm not talking peanuts, this dude once stole dozens of thousands of dollars from the owner of a golf course who later killed himself and he gave 0 shits.

>>16389988
would rather fucking die

>>16389988
Damn bitch just say you’re a picky eater
>allergic to coffee beans
>implying coffee beans are actual beans

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>>16393394
kek

>>16391465
>>Also allergic to penicillin
>>Found this out after I was prescribed some antibiotics for strep throat
>>Was a kid and grandma demanded I take double the dose to get faster better
>>Nearly died because I overdosed on antibiotics for strep
So you forgive your Grandma, it is absolutely the usual routine to double the first dose of antibiotics, or to get an injection before leaving the office to get you started. Knock down the infection fast, and then keep hammering it by taking the rest of the regimen on time around the clock, so it can't replicate everytime it tries. Grandma was right. You are allergic, not overdosed. Wear a bracelet and make sure all doctors are aware of it, as several other antibiotics are compounds that are half penicillin, fyi.

>>16390000

>>16390000
checked, and i suppose its just a troll card

>>16389988
Why even live like this

>>16395950
It's probably all made up Munchausen insanity to get attention.

>>16389988
any
bean.

Thats the worst part of this whole thing

>>16389988
Might as well just die

>>16389988
>sugars ending in -ose
women

>>16394513
kek'd

>>16389988
why even go out?

>>16393403
No, you can't. Glucose is derived from carbohydrates in your food, which are long chains of sugars. You can't get glucose from, say, protein, because proteins are composed of amino acids.

>>16389988
just fuck off megan

>>16396576
imagine walking down the block after a nice morning coffee and farting a coffebean style surprise in her direction. would it be like the stories of water melting witches?

>>16389988
This has to be irl b8

>>16396601
Look up what gluconeogenesis is.
That's middle school level biology and it's embarrasing how sure of yourself you are while being wrong

>>16391399
What a retarded comment.
Ever heard of Asians and diary?

>>16397505
Yeah none of my Asian friends are capable of writing about their daily lives, shit's wack

>>16389988
This was probably made for a child that is actually mentally handicapped. That being said, her diet is probably fucked due to genetic defects rather than simple allergies.