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Ever dice a chili pepper then touch your dick?

>> No.16385823

>>16385817
Yes. But my penis hasn't worked in a decade so it was similar to just cutting onions, except on your dick.

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>eating spicy ramen
>accidentally inhale broth

>> No.16385826

>>16385817
Ear is worse.

>> No.16385844

i once cut up a bunch of peppers then took out my contact lenses. huge mistake

>> No.16385851

>>16385817
lurk more faggot newfren

>> No.16385985

>>16385817
Yes.
I regularly eat Carolina Reaper peanuts and stuff like that... always end up going toilet or rubbing my eyes or some shit without thinking about it.

>> No.16386443

>>16385817
Touched my eyes with some capsaicin enriched hot sauce on my fingers. Not so aweful. Might actually have raised my tolerance up to tear gas.

>> No.16386463

It's a mild burn.

Try shoving a finger up your nose after cutting Jolokia, that will fuck up the rest of your day guaranteed.

>> No.16386470

>>16385817
Touched my balls once after dicing some medium-hot chilies.
It's a strange feeling.

I've also had mint shower lotion for a while and that made my crotch feel good.

>> No.16386484

>>16385817
I like to cut a thing sliver and put it down my urethra

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>>16385817
No.
But played around with some ultra-hot-let's-add-pure-capsaicum-to-it hot sauce (don't worry, it was back before reddit even existed) and then touched my dick, because I didn't wash my hands before going to the toilet.
Eh, was OK.
The paralysis and salivating I had before from eating the damn stuff was worse.

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>>16385817
My friend got some carolina reaper powder and I ended up itching my asshole with some of it on my finger. Holy fuck. It was so painful. I tried to wipe it with wet toilet paper and it basically acted like an enema. I had to jump in the shower and touch my toes for 10 minutes.

>> No.16386623

yeah and i did it right after i raw dogged a roastie so it scared the shit out of me

>> No.16386634

I kinda enjoyed the warm feeling for the first minute or so until the burning started to kick in desu.

>> No.16387399

Wash your hands with some vinegar or lemon juice. It neutralizes the heat

>> No.16387425

>>16387399
doesn’t neutralize shit
might dilute it since the acid cuts the oil (capsaicin) but if you’re dealing with rapers or ghosts that’s just gonna spread it around more

>> No.16387565

>>16385817
Don't touch your hella penis after cutting your jalapenos, anon.