/ck/ - Food & Cooking

dry it and powder it, dont try to add a whole one to dishes, it would be too hot to be enjoyable, unless you like to torture yourself. Or have someone you hate eat it

>>16377682
shove it down your urethra

up the ass

blend it up with a little water then buttchug the results

>>16377703
how does one go about drying a pepper?

>>16377716
blow on it for a long time. upwards of 10 min for sure

>>16377716
cut it in half, lay it on some kitchen paper in a warm spot and it'll dry out over a couple of days

>>16377682
Cut it up into little chunk, can it, and then jerk off without washing your hands.

Guys, I was hoping for serious answers...

>>16377682
No for real, if you slice it lengthwise and wrap it over your glans/clitoris/other organ, it will give you otherworldly serial prowess when your glans/clitoris/other organ heals from the burns.

>>16377716
Tell it all about your classic comic collection

>>16377842
>working with ghost or reaper for something don't even remember
>wash hands like 100 times
>piss touch eyes etc no problemo
>wake up middle of the night, fap
>almost done, dull burning, whatever kinda feels good even
>finish
>the mighty lava of hephaestus's forge immediately strikes every square inch of my dick with extreme rage and prejudice, seriously feels like i dipped my cock in boiling water
>actually shed tears trying to go to sleep

>>16377856
try a square mm of it to gauge what you might want to use it for
finely dice it and use appropriate amounts of heat up large dishes eg chili
process into a sauce
dry it, process it into flakes to season with
be careful

>>16377892
Thanks, friend

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