/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16353387
why are you black

No way is that really yours. Is it? Whoever made it failed to shape the loaf, they just put a misshapen log of dough into the oven

>>16353387
What level of dilation are you going for here, cloaca?

>>16353392
>>16353401
OBSESSED

>>16353400
It wasn't misshapen. It was a perfectly uniform

>>16353387
Lmao

>>16353387
based garloid poster

>>16353423
Be less black and try again

>>16353387
Check your internalized racism, misshapen muh dick bread is SOUL FOOD

>>16353387
You trying for a garloid?

>>16353387
Too much flavormixing, add less melanin in your cock next

>>16353387
lol that berad looks like a penis

you're not supposed to bake a garloid

Based dick bread

>>16353387
What the fuck

Perfect shape for cramming up my ass.

>>16353387
Whoa nigga that's crazy now I get why half your continent is starving

>>16353387
Jesus is the bread

>>16353387
the best thing about making bread is knowing that niggers don't know how to. and it's important to make bread, so that you remind negroes that they aren't allowed to have anything in life. they're allowed to have malt liquor and kool-aid and fast food fried chicken. and that's, y'know, pretty much it. hey! that's a pretty good loaf of bread, not that a nigger would know. HAHA HA HAHAHAHAHA!

>>16353387
I love how you fucking up a loaf of bread has triggered the /pol/tards

>>16353423
but was the surface tension of the dough uniform? and where are the slits cut for the steam to escape?

>>16353387
mm yum

>>16353778
Fuck off racist cock sucker

>>16353423
To shape your dough, you basically form it into a tight ball, then let it rise, then plop it seam side down in the pan, and cut a deep score in the top with a sharp knife. You should look up some YouTube videos. Homemade bread is actually wicked easy once you figure it out.

>>16353387
It's because you didn't use a KitchenAid™ stand mixer. Only KitchenAid™ brand stand mixers can make proper bread.

>>16353778
be nice :(

>>16353387
That bread owes you reparations now

>>16353921
Home made bread always has too much yeast taste. It's fucking disgusting. I'll stick with wonder bread

>>16353387
Garloid

/ck/ is usually the worst board on the site, but maybe once every 6 months they have a thread so hilariously ridiculous that it makes this board an absolute must.

>>16353941
Enjoy your corn syrup and soybean oil

>>16353423
god is saying ur a faget

>>16353778
Based /pol/ack cu/ck/ing nogs

>>16354076
>/ck/ is the worst board on the site
Every board says this but..
>it's /soc/

>>16353387
Nigger

>>16353387

how the fuck did you manage that, you absolute retard

>>16353904
Go back tranny faggot

>>16353778

>>16353387
This is a historic thread, put me in the screenshot.
>>16353778

>>16354632
This is one of my favorite images of all time classic

https://imgur.com/gallery/EavZrUe

>has mold and cobwebs
>I just baked it

>>16353387
Sitting on my couch just sucking on this loaf like a cock

>>16353387
Nice cock-shaped bread buck breaker

>>16354076
Conversely I think /ck/ is the best board, I always have a blast browsing threads because the arguments are so relatable since they're about food. I don't use many boards and I straight up quit lurking on /tg/ as I found their overall negativity was really killing my desire for TTRPGs.

>>16353778

>>16353387
boy
im about to butter your buns

>>16353778
kek

>>16354957
Time to install HoMM3 again

>>16353778
Do retards here not know this came from a video of a guy cooking meatballs?

>>16355249
Everybody knows that video, dumdum. You're not special.

Poorly kneaded. Ingredients badly distributed, parts of it grew as it should, where they got mixed, flour secreting gluten for flexibility, yeast providing CO2 for growth, water and friction activating them. Parts are just globs of raw, dried flour.

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>>16353387
What's the problem? Bread doesn't need to be symmetrical

>>16353941
Nah homie, homemade bread is great.

>>16353778
NEVER
EVER

Your a black man trying to bake bread. There's not many of your kind left.

>>16353387
>when you steal the last loaf in the shop.

>>16353941
have you considered that you don't know how to fucking bake?

>>16353387
This is what I thought /ck would be about.

>>16353387
I'd eat it ;^)

It looks like penis. How does it taste?

>>16353387
Thats a garloid

>>16353387
Everyone bow down to the BBC (Big Bread Cock)

>>16354907
>thinks some slightly edited copypasta is historic
lurk more newfag

>>16353387
shouild not have put your hand in the oven, mate

>>16353778

>>16353387
>HOW?
You're not white

>>16353387

OMG THIS IS THE BEST BAIT EVER HAHA 10/10

>>16353387
Its a peanut bread

>>16353387
Probably tastes good but you didn't score it.

>>16356469
How is this bait?

>>16353387
You're holding it upside down

>>16355249
Does anyone have the video? Where can I find it?

>>16353387
You are black. there is your answer

>>16356643
Black people obviously don't belong on 4chan, so posting a pic with black skin is gonna get you a lot of responses from users trying to drive the black people away to protect the board

>>16356886
4chan is a cumskin exclusive board? I thought pol was supposed to contain you cumskin mongrels into one place.

>>16353387
Nigger, this is more retarded than resisting arrest while high on fentanyl

>>16356886
You’re not on 4chan, newfag.
Lurk moar.

>>16356890
for as gay as spooks are, you'd think they wouldn't drag jizz down with honkies

>>16353392
It's genetic. His father and great uncle also had it.

>>16356886
4chan is majority POC. We just let you racists ramble on so we can laugh at you.

t. African American-Korean

>>16356970
yeah, we're really jealous that one of your parents had a 70 iq

>>16356978
Nice projection, Cletus.

>>16353387
bruh wtf is that

>>16353387
This nigga baking dicks lmaoooo

>>16356970
dude no one hates blasians though

>>16357012
I prefer the term Chi-negro

>>16353387
N

>>16353778
LOL

>>16356890
Nigger

>>16356970
LOL grandmother cry

Kys nigger

>>16353800

Test

>>16353392
he got stuck in the oven while baking this and was burnt. This fucked up the heat distribution and deformed the bread

>>16353387
>baking a garloid in the year 2021
fucking barbarian

>>16353387
Have you tried not being black

>>16353778
Give a nigger some food stamps and he'll eat for a day, try to teach him how to bake fresh bread and he'll eat burnt flour-cakes for the rest of his life.

>>16358194
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncRi8bZL1q4

>>16353778
Rude!

>>16353778

>>16353778
same with meatballs

>>16353778
Absolutely based

>>16356469
Being legless doesn't excuse being a whore, Emi.

>>16353387
Fuck off back to /r/eddit, faggot.

>>16354076
There will never be a worse board than /pol/ or /soc/. Either could be wiped from this site and literally nothing of value would be lost.

>>16358666
How did you do that image search with google Satan? I've been using tineye

>>16358717
4chanX. I'm sure you can figure it out from there. If not, well, time to learn.

>>16358666
Go back

>>16358729
I said go back

>>16358729
Cheers fren

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>>16353387
Doesn't matter what the bread looks like as long as it tastes good

>>16358746
MODS WE HAVE A REDDITOR STEALING OC

>>16356970
How does it feel that your gook half hates your nigger half?

>>16358855
clearly not for a night

>>16353778
not cool man, we don't use that word here ok

>>16353778
Fucking gold.

>>16353778
why is this so funny
the fucking laugh at the end made me lost it

>>16353778
Lmao

>>16353778
Well put

>>16353778

>>16353941
…How the hell do you fuck up bread so hard that you can taste the yeast!

>>16355254
Obviously not

>>16353778
4chan posts like these are art

just the layer layers of prior meme knowledge and board culture experience
based

>>16358591
Being cute however does

>>16354076
I`ve never witnessed funnier threads than /ck/, maybe Just the rare /trv/ storily threads. All of the other boards are Just forced unfunny autism that has nothing to offer. /Ck/ Is the best board on 4chan.

>>16359535
The meme's have layer, just like Shrek

>>16356890
HELLO TRANNY, do you regret your Life decisions?

>>16353778
I once said white people can't cook and I got temp banned. But shit like this stays up. Racist mods.

>>16353387
suck it <3 mrawr~ んーぉいしぃ

>>16353387
>FUCKING HOW?
you shaped it like a dick and balls before proofing it

>>16360068
>I once said white people can't cook and I got temp banned.
didn't whiteys invent cooking?

>>16360068
>"You niggers quit throwin them Bones and come get your ice cream !"
>"ICE CREAM"?
>"Yes, ice cream, coloured man`s ice cream .. watermelon !"
Cope you black spook.

>>16360073
based retard
stay in school

what white women crave..

>>16353387
it looks like a giant peanut

>>16358681
/pol/ got Trump elected and will perform more miracles for the world in days to come

>>16360077
okay, you tell me what was invented by non-whiteys? eating with sticks okay that's chinese, eating your rival or their kids okay that's black african, burning down all your forests just to get some cooked meat okay that's aussie abo, taking english spice blends and using them to make overspiced slop on rice okay that's indian, well shit anon I guess you're right.

>>16360068
Yeah no shit Sherlock, people are sick of your kind and jannies are people. Maybe you should, you know, stop acting like savages every opportunity and maybe, just maybe one day, things will change for the best. Until then, kindly neck yourselves.

>>16360134
we still can't report asntisemitic comments like this?

>>16360150
>asntisemitic
Do you even know what antisemitism means??

>>16360153
yes, any criticism of any sort of someone who claims to be, or is obviously in an unspoken manner jewish, such as distinguishable by their typing and posting stylr you hateful bigot.

>>16360172
The sheer amount of dumb fuck in your reply is impressive. Maybe you should lay off the lean and go back to school.

>>16360201
I'm not the one committing the most unforgivable of all hate crimes chimp

>>16360206
Idiocy level 100, cute.

>>16353423
>OBSESSED
Don’t be so ungrateful. Anon is being courteous.
If I were suddenly black, I’d definitely want someone to point it out to me.

>>16360210
keep playing ignorant, you're on the watchlist regardless

>>16360206
Nobody likes you crook nosed kike. Fucking Bloody bastard

>>16360234
don't you have a street to defile?

>>16360234
I'm not jewish, I believe that's an antisemitic hate crime calling me one

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>>16360251
Hello trannies, regret your life decisions?? Rents due very soon !

>>16353941
How do you know what yeast tastes like

>>16360260
dilate

>>16360284
Too many jenkem dives

>>16353778
Screaming haha
Hate them so fucking much

>>16353387
KEK

>>16358925
Which one nigger?

>>16358751
Rest assured, any bread that looks like that will be unpleasant to eat

>>16353778
does someone have the original video with meatballs instead of bread?

>>16353778
kek

>>16353778
>>16360819
found it
https://www.bitchute.com/video/NwOHrbOkZ9mO/

>>16353778

>>16360068
based mods btfoing antiwhite chinks.

Here's mine

>>16353778
magnificent post anon

>>16360061
agreed. the perfect blend of autism, pedantry, and general retardation

Its over

>>16360061
well jannies gave me a warning and removed my funny and informative quality thread about dutch people eating plain bread and cheese and how it is degenerate and disgusting.

so idk, I used to think this board was pretty cool but idk anymore.

>>16361778
/Ck/ Is the board where I have been banned the most. There`s a Little sad janny roaming around threads at certain points at the hours and deleting them. If the bait threads are left unnoticed, they are funniest you could witness

>>16361813
that's a sad sad jannie. yeah /trv can be quite funny at times. funilly enough there's a thread up right now complaining about dutch culture and how cucked and retarded the country is.

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>>16360617
wtf bro! you can't just keep saying that word!

>>16362048
F A G G O T

>>16362076
those aren't even words it's just a bunch of singular letters bro wtf

>>16354480

worst board is /adv seriously I don't get how people don't understand this. it easily has the highest ratio of foid and gay posters.

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>>16353387
Just pulled my ass cheeks apart with my hands and lowered myself onto my daughters rabbit and now it's in, it's in, the rabbits actually in. marijuana

Let's all be friends

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>>16362160
We did it reddit!

>>16362160
>>16362354
>>16362444
checked
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>>16362464
wow I didn't think it could actually happen

>>16362490
>>16362480
fail

NEGRO

>>16362538
UwU I blocked Ur PePe UwU

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>>16362160
>>16362354
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>>16362464
Based

>>16362641
>>16362444
Sorry I left out my lil friend

>>16353778
put me in the cap

>>16353926
>>16358925
>>16358245
moral fags go home, this isn't twitter or redit or tumbler, you better get used to people saying nigger, faggot, and kike, because its going to be said a lot

also got damn that dick bread lmao

>>16360087
based

how many of the people in this thread are actually cu/ck/s lmao
>>16362685
based truth speaker desu

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>>16362698
>>16362734
cringe

>>16362755

to be alive, is to be, cringe.

>>16353387
holly kys and never cook bread again

>>16362641
>Mr. Meaty
A man of taste

>>16353778
Based meatball man

>>16356890
As a jew, I'd like to ask you how is your relationship with your father?