/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16337277
Take your meds, schizo.

>>16337277
You have to be at least 18 to post here

>>16337277
You taste gasoline?

Why do you know what gasoline tastes like?

>>16337277
You need to be 18 years old to post here.

>>16337277
What does gasoline taste like?

>>16337277
No. Good rum tastes like gasoline and it is delicious. Get with it brother. You're slipping big time.

try some triple distilled 40 abv Irish whiskey and tell me it tastes like gas, you littel babby

>>16337277
Women, amirite?

>>16337277
>whiskey
>tastes like gasoline
You're thinking of vodka

>>16337277
That's like saying that there's no way anyone enjoys shooting up with heroin.

>>16337277
I'm a BIPOC trans btw

>>16337413
Bad, makes your mouth feel weird the rest of the day.

>>16337277
>tastes like gasoline
when?

>>16337277
Some of the best mixed drinks I've tasted have been with whiskey. On its own yeah I don't get it.

You gotta break through the wall. At first the idea of straight liquor in a shot glass horrified me, I NEEDED something to chase it with. Now I look forward to a big ol glass of straight gin, letting the booze sit on my gums and burn so warmly. Swallow slow so I feel that booze slide down like warm butter just lighting the fire in my belly sending comfy warm vibes all the way to my fingers and toes. Oh man.

>>16337277
Most whiskeys are good. The posing douchebags that sip on overproof gasoline are however, colossal faggots. The reason it's sold overproof is so the individual whiskey enjoyer can add minute amounts of ice/water to dilute it to a strength that best suits their individual palettes. Retards just drink it straight to prove how "manly", "kowledgeable", "experienced" etc. they are because they realize they live sad lives and drinking whiskey js the most important thing to them.
That being said, a good scotch should have minimal alcohol burn.

>>16337864
Like this faggot. You could easily get those exact same sensations (with a similar high) by literally drinking straight gasoline. They trick themselves into enjoying unpleasant/painful sensations solely because "you're SUPPOSED to enjoy the burn, bro". That or they have serious self-loathing issues and enjoy it as a mild, socially acceptable form of self-harm.

Whiskey sucks, bourbon is good

>>16337864
Moment it hits my stomach i want to vomit though, makes me feel so sick and one sip will guarantee me vomitting later that night

"You don't get it bro, it's SUPPOSED to taste like shit"

>drinking alcohol

>>16337277
uh oh, looks like baby got into dada's liquor cabinet again

Odd.

I find whiskey among the easiest of spirits to drink neat.

>>16337513

Good rum tastes like vanilla and getting a blowjob.

>>16337513
>Good rum tastes like gasoline
Lmao

I've really tried to get some of those fancy tasting notes, smelling and smelling. It's all ethanol and maybe caramel.

add cola

>>16337277
>tastes like gasoline in you're path
You're of drinking age and you still post like this, you have bigger problems than other peoples' taste in booze.

>>16338346
Spotted the circle jerking whiskey homo

>>16338416
No I'm a vodka man, not that what I drink has anything to do with what I said.

>>16337928
Physical exercise also feels unpleasant/painful yet people enjoy it

OP has never tasted Springbank or gasoline

>>16338927
Been wanting to try Springbank, which one would you suggest I get?

>>16338940
start with the regular 10 or Hazelburn if you can find them without a huge price tag.

>>16339182
I used to see it all the time, but now I rarely see it. I guess popularity has gone up.

>>16338584
This is because there is a slight release of endorphins as well as it being good for you.

The same cannot be said about harsh alcoholic beverages.

>>16338486
>vodka drinker
>criticizes people for not enjoying alcohol burn
Dude that's like a fucking bodybuilder criticizing people for not being able to deadlift 300lbs.
That being said i have had a considerable amount of vodka tonight, and Finlandia is shit. Not as bad as Svedka, but still shit.

>>16337277
>on the rocks

>>16339230
Most people should be able to do 300lbs, is that your point? 400lbs should be easy with a bit of practice.

I'm not a fan of any hard spirits. I don't enjoy the excessive bitterness or alcohol flavour and they give me a terrible hangover. I'll just stick to beer and cider.

>>16339270
Honestly pulling numbers out my ass. Replace 300 with 500lbs then. My point is you drink liqueur where the only flavor is the alcohol, then shit on people who don't like the taste of alcohol, which proves nothing other than that you can't stand people who've drank enough vodka to enjoy its taste.

>>16339230
>criticizes people for not enjoying alcohol burn
No I didn't.

>>16339298
New drinker post. Constant hydration prevents hangovers, and cheap shit spirits taste like cheap shit.

>>16337614
Eh, bushmills and jameson are pretty rough if you don't have a developed palate

>>16339321
nah, i've actually had a pretty bad drinking problem for years and im trying to stop. the reason i've lasted so long without any major health problems is because I avoid the spirits and drink booze with high water content.

OP, you're probably looking to get into 'Speyside' Scotches first of all. Find a reasonably priced bottle of Macallan 12 or something.

>>16337277
Most hard liqour tastes fucking terrible but people still drink it because they think it makes them look hard.

>>16339188
I think they just completed construction on more storage so they can make more, but it'll be years before we see a influx of stock in stores.

>>16339341
I'm sipping Bushmills 10 and it could not be a smoother, more inoffensive drink and Jameson is only sorta gack because of the neutal grain taste otherwise they are both virtually water.

>>16339430
I'll probably not bother with it unless I see it. It's not worth tracking shit down once it becomes popular. There's lots of good shit out there and too little time.

>>16339447
I mean Total Wine usually has a decent amojnt of it but its an extra $20-$40 per bottle.

>>16339356
>Macallan 12
>$90 after tax per 750ml
>reasonably priced
most shit is half the price and twice as good

>>16339341
>Jameson
>rough

>>16339478
>most shit is half the price
I don't doubt it
>and twice as good
I'm sorry you have poorly developed tastes anon.

>>16337277
Lol there's no way YOU enjoyed high school is there anime fan?

>>16339607
Macallan is some of the most bland Scotch you can possibly find

>>16339627
Not everybody is so miserable that they need to spend their life drunk.

>>16337627
I would believe noone enjoys the actual shooting up part, but they would obviously enjoy the heroin part

>>16339632
>bland
To re-iterate, I am still sorry you have poorly developed taste buds. I'm sure you will find equal pleasure in your Southern Comfort or Jack Daniels.

The actual problem with whiskey is that it tastes like rotting wood and piss and not in the nice way that compost does.

>>16337277
from a completely unbiased perspective, whiskey is not an enjoyable drink. It is very harsh, tastes like shit, and is for old people

that being said, I really do love a nice bourbon.

>you're not an adult if you don't enjoy ethanol!!
ah so this is why you fags do it

>>16339819
>DUDE you have to drink the most expensive core range single malt scotch whisky or you are drinking literal gas station tier garbage LMAO
this is the elitist bullshit posh faggots want you to think and its why I avoid all Edrington Group garbage so shove your James Bond villian lair lookin distillery up your snooty asshole and take your overpriced swill with you, cunt.

>>16339966
>REEEEEE MOMMY WHERES MY SUGAR + VODKA SLURPEE???!!

>>16337277
I remember when I was gay

>>16340279
>the most expensive core range single malt scotch
>$90
>the most expensive core range single malt scotch

>>16337277
I know a man who drinks whiskey is a man who will fight.

>>16339803
wrong I know people that'll will pin dirty water cause they like the pop. heroin makes it alot better though

>>16339543
Post cigarette intake

>>16340287
fite me i fuckin D.A.R.E. you

>>16338166
You'll develop a taste for it when you're older.

it tastes like soap and wet, rotting, mushy wood

I don't drink it, or any alcohol for the taste. Who fucking would?

I know it's a string of weird concepts, but...
>Not everyone likes the same things
>Not everyone perceives things the same way
>Some people do enjoy bitter, spicy, astringent, sour, etc. flavours due to a slight masochistic streak. The change of mechanism doesn't change their enjoyment.
- You're allowed to dislike something without making another summer thread about it.

>>16340382
>T.R.U.T.H.

>>16338584
Exercise is healthy for you, you dumb fuck. Literal poison isn’t.

>>16340566
Nah, fuck you and fuck those faggots who stay in the self-harm closet.

>>16337277
you've clearly never had gasoline in your mouth cityboi
Why not stick to those " seltzers" I keep seeing ads for? Those seem more up your alley.

>>16337277
people who like whisky have a genetic disorder where they do not taste or actually like the taste of alcohol.

>>16340814
Your fries and tendies aren't serving you any better, fatty.

>>16340510
And with a any luck a few years after that you'll go teetotal

>>16337277

>>16341086
Go away underage.

>>16337277
Nobody enjoys the taste of liquor. You do, however, enjoy the buzz, and through habitual use, can eventually develop a positive association between the taste and the burn with the buzz, but that's different from genuinely enjoying the flavor. If you were in it for the flavor, you wouldn't mind non-alcoholic whisky, but nobody drinks that shit because nobody is in it for the taste.

There's also a lot of bizarre social dynamics around both type of alcohol one consumes, and the obligation to pretend to enjoy the taste. In reality, we're all here to get fucked up, whether with friends, or alone, so I don't see any logical reason to stray beyond $10 1.75l 80 proof vodka.

>>16342001
Taste is still a very important part of alcohol consumption and alcohol is often served with certain foods because of this. Alcohol is more similar to tea than other drugs in that tea is drunk primarily for the effects but your choice of tea drastically changes the flavor and method of preparation. Certain types of tea are only produced in certain regions and aged to increase flavor and value (puer, certain oolongs, etc) in the same way that whiskeys and wines are.

The reasoning behind buying an aged puer from a specific tea mountain in Yunnan is effectively the same as buying a bottle of wine from a certain vintage from a certain region of France.

>>16342061
It's just highly specific regional tradition, nothing more.

>>16342165
you're exceedingly provincial

better than drinking a gallon of beer and growing a belly/tits

>>16337277

when i was a drunk i'd buy vodka to make mixed drinks. one time i used whiskey to make mixed drinks and it was so horrid you could taste it though the fruit juice.i made this mistake twice and never bought RnR again

>>16342958
Rich and Rare goes fine with Coke or Pepsi

>>16337277
OP is checked and correct, you should drink Rakija instead

>>16341150
Found one. Just start cutting so people can know you have a problem and actually get you the help you need.

>>16342001
I see you've never had a good gin or spiced rum before

>>16346010
I've tasted many different brands and styles of liquor across the price spectrum. I'm not willing to pay a premium for something to taste slightly less terrible, so I'm all-in on price per liter.

>>16337382
>>16337401
>>16337618
>>16337634

>>16346058
I agree that alcohol never makes anything better, but at least spend an extra $15 on your vodka so you aren't drinking shoe polish.

I like it. I like the taste and I like the burn as it goes down.

>>16345495
I actually enjoyed rakija when I was in the Balkans. The locals would give it to me expecting that a foreigner would hate it. It's pretty wicked, but kinda nice with a meal.

>>16346206
Going from 80 proof mccormick ($11/1.75l) to khortytsa platinum ($18/1.75l) and they both taste like rubbing alcohol side by side, so it's hard to justify spending 60% more when I could just mix it with a pepsi to completely nullify the burn.

>>16346318
>so it's hard to justify spending 60% more when I could just mix it with a pepsi to completely nullify the burn.
Fair point, enjoy your cheap spirits anon

>>16337277
I can only drink whiskey if I'm having a cigarette. I stick to tequila

>>16337277
Tastes like gasoline ? You're probably some 12 year old faggot who never tasted quality gasoline.

>>16337277
Wishkey has been my fav drink for like 20 years. It still is. But the other day I tried "up to 5 years" Brugal rum. And damn son you can drink that shit unmixed, in fact tastes better unmixed than with cola for example.

>>16346950
Based rum convert, be prepared to save boatloads of money

>>16347596
the thing is by now, wishkey has way too much nostalgia factor for me to abandon him, but I'm saying yest to every rum offer it's just good, but I know how to drink on the cheap better with wishkey 2bh, that's a bonus

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