/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16305818
>smoked beef sausage
>hotdog
retard

I'm not claiming it to be the best, but I am claiming it to be surprisingly good. Just hear me out on this one.

>cheap low-quality mystery-meat hotdogs
>cheap low-quality white hotdog buns
>cheap low-quality salsa that comes from a plastic jar
It has to be the shitty stuff, otherwise it won't work. Too high of a quality can ruin it. On their own, these ingredients would be terrible. But when combined, it's quite amazing. I found this combination by accident, and I swear by it. Yes, there are better hotdogs, but if you're ever in a circumstance where you have these exact ingredients, you'll have a blast.

>>16305845
Americans need to fuck off with their pork beef chicken hybrid ''''hotdogs'''

Denmark has the best hotdogs

>>16305818
I prefer vealwurst to a beef hot dog but the toppings are on point. Better be spicy mustard with seeds too

>>16305890
Smoked sausage and beef hotdogs are two different things my obsessed foreigner friend.

>>16305924
Americans did not invent hotdogs and your trash is not the standard, buddy.

>>16305913

>food falls before fat guy can eat it

why does this happen every time

>>16305818
>caramelised onions
stopped here, absolutely shit tier taste. Raw white onions are the only kind possible with hot dogs.

>>16305818
me on the left

>>16305893
What are Denmark hotdogs like? I imagine that they're swimming in mayo at the very least.

>>16305941
>your trash
In your case it's spelled you're.

I'm not going to lie to you boys, I simply would not complain if the hot dog and bun in that webm was replaced by my penis.

>>16305947

>>16305979
brave and daring.

>>16305818

>>16305979
Then it would be a 'Lil Smokie in the bun

>>16305989
Well they don't make buns that small, so it's more like a pig-in-a-blanket.

>>16305913
is jack literally retarded? the fat nigger cant even bite shit correctly

>>16305818
god I wish that was me

>>16306014

>france

do frogs really?

>>16306020
The girl? Fag.

>>16306024
BOTH

>>16306042
Gain flexibility and athleticism, and be hungarian so you have a big dang.

>>16306011

>>16306011
it's 2021 and /ck/ is still getting worked up by jack

Ketchup, mustard and roasted onion.

What the actual fuck is wrong with amerifats putting 3 other dishes on a fucking sausage

>>16305818
source?

>>16306161
>calling tomato sauce ketchup
american ''pure nordid alpinoid aryan'' larping as a yuro detected

>>16306099
Who ja/ck/ing it here?

sAUCE NOW YOU JACKNANCIES

>>16306204
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKBgOrYbRLE

0:19, more specifically.

>>16305818
Mamma Mia!
I have a large sauerkraut for her to choke on!
Mamma Mia!
I have garlic sauce for her to drizzle on!

>>16306378
I want to bang her in her toilet hole

>>16306378

good video

>>16305818
is there a reason she seems to be fellating it?

>>16306427
Because Homer is. >>16306378

>>16306392
Yeah because she's a weirdo attention whore.

>>16305818
Haha it kinda looks like she’s sucking dick haha

This is best for hot dogs, hands-down. Have to get it shipped to me after I moved out of Alabama, they don't sell it in stores west of Texas

>>16306594
I honestly never thought I'd see that on here. Good to know they ship, I moved to VA and miss it

>>16305890
Yuropoors need to fuck off with obsessing over Americans all the god damned time.

>>16306757
aussie master race. kill yourself subhuman.

>>16306779
>aussie
Don't you have an abbo to rape, Chang?

>>16306833
lame retort.

>>16306840
Lame reply for an equally lame continent. Your only claim to fame is being the exported criminals of Europe. At least Africans had a high point before they descended into the annals of American crime history. What's your excuse, Nigel?

>>16306014
>ultimate hotdog guide
>listing weird 3rd world shithole dogs before all the american hotdog styles
>not having a chicago style hotdog, arguably the most iconic hotdog, in the first row

i can tell whoever made this pic was a seething yuro

>>16306865
what else, bud? emu war? poothetic

>>16305913
why do americans put their tongue out before they eat. its fucking disgusting

>>16307755
This is something old fat people do. I have no idea why.

>>16307780
probably sensitive teeth from litres of coke

>>16307780
>tfw I'm fat but not old
>I don't do this
Aw shit, I better lose weight before I get too old and start tonguing my food.

>>16305883
For me, it's
>sweet baby rays
>Sriracha
>pickle relish (scooped with a fork)

>>16307755
It's a sign of mental retardation. You can probably guess where Jack sits.

>>16305818
Chili, white minced onions, cheese, and mustard on the rare occasion I eat one.

>>16306873
>Chicago dog clearly on the list

You are retarded

>>16308008
He knows it's on the list, he's indignant because it's not at the top.

>>16306833
>Don't you have an abbo to rape, Chang?

>>16305818
do you think she knew I would jerk off to this video of her when she made it?

>>16305913
what that tongue do

>>16305818
replace the hotdog with my penis and that woman with myself and boom, self suck. I got the whole head in my mouth last night. N

I don't know much about regional American cuisine, but apparently my favorite of all the hot dogs I just randomly threw together would classify as Carolina style slaw dogs?

>>16305818
Even the woman in the background thinks she is a loon.

>>16305818
https://youtu.be/_QJkemnr_cY
Obligatory

>>16305818

>>16309360

>>16309382

>>16305979
Stop speaking in riddles man! What do you mean??

>>16305883
this sauce is just pure sugar

>>16309650
Or as /ck/ would say, "it's just spicy ketchup"

>>16305893
>hello, based department?

>>16305818
I don't interact with people who have holes in their earlobes. Might as well be a nigger.

>>16305890
U wot? Austrian here. Proper Vienna sausage is made with a mixture of pork and beef.