/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16301502
How else would I describe something as sessionable?

scrumptious

>>16301502
Mouthfeel
Veggie/beyond/impossible anything

>OOO MOMMEE

>gay

>>16301525
SCRUM DIDDLY UMPTIOUS

>>16301509
Easy drinking, refreshing.

toothamable

>>16301502
>melty
>gooey
>"boojie"
>yumskers

>>16301502
Always have hated the word "crunchy". Infuriating.

>>16301638
Why? This one seems like pure neuroses.

"Foodie"

>>16301549
Ssavorie

>>16301502
>aahh guuubbuuuggllaah smmchmeeeeeee

>incorporate (when they just mean "mix well")
>"preheat" the oven to 450, instead of just "heat the oven" to 450

>>16301502
umami

>>16301502
>earthy
>nutty
>savory
>fragrant
>flavorful
>spicy
>zesty

>>16301502
bone broth

>>16301815
came here to post this

>>16301502
>hairy

consommé

If any word bothers you you have a brain disease and should consider seeing a therapist.

>>16301502
>Smash avo

>deglaze
>zest
>temper
>sweat
>sear
>render
>emulsion
>infusion
>dredge
>flambe
>chiffonade
>al dente
>al a carte
pretentious fucks

>>16301502
fahrenheit

>>16301925
Wtf who say "consuming"

>umami
>foodie
>mature
>tepid

>>16301595
None if those imply sessionability.

>>16301638
>>16301644
might be misophonia, which is an actual autism thing where certain sounds make you irrationally upset
>>16301980
it's not that serious of a thing

>>16301502
>biggest
Not in describing flavours or foods, just in general.
Largest or greatest can be used interchangeably and don't make you sound like a fucking retard.

umami

poignant

>>16301604
*bougie

OOOOOO MAMMY

>ooey gooey
>yummy

"cluster" makes me think of many disgusting things and no tasty ones

any word invented solely to describe wine is pure faggotry

>deez nuts

>marry

So-called foodies in general are pretentious, narcissistic, obnoxious cunts. Just their manner of speaking alone makes me want to cave their skulls in.

>>16301502
>Aiiiieeeeyaaaahhhhh
Fuck off with that shit you faggot asian tryhard fuck

>>16301502
>american

what do you say instead of unctuous?

>>16302490
rich

>>16302494
those arnt synonyms, are they?
its not how ive been using them i use unctuous for texture and richness for taste(particularly fattiness)

>>16301502
sessionable is a legitimate word for describing beers that are tasty but not too high abv, like 5%

>>16301502
YUMMY! YUMMY! YUMMY! YUM! YUM! YUM!

chef

>>16301509
The word "sessionable" is just used by people terrified of the word "light"

>consuming molecules
The next server that asks me if I'm ready to consume molecules is going to catch my fists.

>>16301502
soul food b/c niggers won't let me say it

Robust

>>16303161
Just say nigga nibbles.
Checkmate.

>liquid gold
referring to pasta water

>>16301502
>foodie

>>16301815
>>16301921
twelfth post best post

>>16301502
>delectable
>yummy

>>16301502
Gastropub. I know it doesn't describe food flavors but this word is repulsive when used to describe an eating establishment.

>>16301502
>>toothsome
>>unctuous
>>sessionable
I've never heard any of these

>>16303070
Spot on.

>>16301502
When they call appies "sharables". Ugh.

>>16301815
this
it's like they're the only ones blessed with the ability to taste and consume food, while the rest of us have to do with photosynthesis

>>16303477
ROBUST UNDERTONES

>>16303874
>Gastropub. I know it doesn't describe food flavors but this word is repulsive when used to describe an eating establishment.
Yes! It makes sense in Europe. The American English usage of the prefix "Gastro" is almost entirely limited to Gasto-Intestinal illness. Every time I see "Gastro pub" I think of being sick to my stomach or having the shits... ruins the appetite, in direct contradiction to their intent...

Anything adam is known to repeat all the time
"Heterogeneity" for example. Gaeshit.

>>16303874

>robust

>>16303920
when people call appetizers "appies" what are you, a faggot?

>>16304021
This is, by far, the most pretentious shit in cooking

"hey that's pretty good cooking"
>uhhh it's called GASTRONOMY. See? it sounds like "astronomy", which is a legitimate science, so that means when I cook some appetizers for money is the same as science. Actually, it's more like ART.
"why?"
>BECAUSE IT JUST IS, OKAY??

>>16304443
huh? it's just a short hand. me and all my girl friends say it.

>>16301509
what a terribly sessionable post

>>16302024
>>16302024
Half of these, like tempering, searing, dredging, etc are actual meaningful verbs that describe a cooking method. You'd rather people write out "do the entire procedure where you heat up milk and slowly pour it into the eggs while whisking and then pour the whole thing back into a pot and cook" instead of "temper the eggs"?

>>16303105
Wait who the fuck says this? Is this some sort of meme post that I'm not getting?

>>16304454
my apologies m'lady

>>16301502
Tapas
Appies
I dislike appetizers in general but using babyspeak to talk about them is vomit inducing

>>16302776

It’s really not and that shit is gay as fuck.

>“Sinful”

Oh shut the fuck up already it’s a chocolate cake not sodomy

>>16305706
Gluttony is a sin you sinful glutton.

>>16305722

So is sodomy bit it doesn’t stop you from going around showing everyone your butthole

Veg

>>16305751
The only person I show my butthole to is your mother during one of our cram sessions.

umummy

>>16305784
Ok chud

>>16301502
a child's roasted rump is the most toothsome dish in all of gastronomy

>>16305866
C'mon, buster. That's all you got? Really?

>>16305943
Take your meds

>>16305895
Who hurt you chud

>>16305959
Funny you bring that up. Your mother and I had an excellent cram sesh with our respective medicines. It's the memories that last brother.

>>16305967
Shut up retard he's clearly joking

>>16301836
Meet-e

>>16306025
>>16306150
Ok chud

>>16306816
Chud is the exact noise your mother's rectum makes as I cram her meds.

>>16301502
chocolate in a French accent

>>16301530
I fucking hate the word mouthfeel but sometimes its the only way to describe something. Kind of like how calling someone gay isn't the same as calling them a faggot

microgreens.
I'd rather they just be called shoots or sprouts

>>16302077
umami is just the more precise word for fatty+savory.

>>16306828
Take those meds yourself schizo

>>16306850
Why would I take your mother's medication? That would be irresponsible. Your mother lost her left foot to the beetus and needs that insulin!

>>16305761
Same

>>16301502
>Foodie
this

>>16302396
i know right dude
like oh yeah you're a foodie dude?
you like eating food?
you like doing one of the things you have to do to stay alive dude? thats crazy
oh but this is different tho dude isnt it. you like really really like food. you like restaurants right?
you really like to try new restaurants, new hidden gems in your city right?
let me hearyour recs dude, no applesbees tho right? no fast food? because thats not real foodie food right? i know i get it.
i bet you only get house cocktails too dont you? yeah you know the ones. the foodie drinks with fresh ingredients.
thats pretty cool dude, i wish i had a hobby like eating food. you fucking stupid faggots

>>16302077
>>16306849
>>16306849
wasn't it amazing how the whole rest of the world was fine for all of human history without that jap word until the modern jap pop culture explosion? i blame weebs for being so easy to market to.

>>16304468
Kek

Any restaurant that forces you to repeat their wacky size or menu item name. You can take your love it sized bowl of ice cream and cram it up my ass.

>nobody says the word "gourmet" anymore
i can't think of a more 90's word to describe food than "gourmet"

>>16307079
this bothers me too. I have avoided ordering things because of the dumb cringe joke name they give it on the menu

Some buster called his coffee and pate combo "lush" in a different thread. I haven't heard the word applied to food before, but it made me angry.

>>16301502
>farm-to-table
>nugs

>>16307206
getting miffed just reading that

>>16301502
>bite
>grab a bite
anything like this, including
>grub

>>16304478
I have encountered "chefs" laughing at the phrase "concrete slurry" because they thought "slurry" exclusively meant a mixture of corn starch and water and had never heard it used outside their insular stupid fucking little bubble lives

Tapas. Holy shit the word came out of nowhere. I always love ordering a couple of smaller appetizers for dinner at a restaurant and people love to look at me like I'm a fucking alien but all of a sudden it's some hip millenizoomer thing to "go get tapas" how about you go take a dildo and fuck yourself?

>>16307261
I was going to say this.
But also
>chow

>>16307275
why would you talk about concrete slurry in the context of cooking with a chef/cook?
why would they care about that? also you're stupid

>>16307356
yeah this and brunch seemed like it got super popular at the same time

>>16302024
>sweat
>sweating onions
im not putting them in a fucking sauna, im not taking them to the beach. im cooking them in a fucking pan. this shit pisses me off

New 4chan 2022 terms
b̶a̶s̶e̶d̶ = Sessionable
c̶r̶i̶n̶g̶e̶ = Unctuous

>>16307672
sessionable and toothsomepilled

>>16301815
Yeah we all eat food fuckin hate this one the most. "House made" is a close runner up

>>16301509
Sessionable means weak beer

>>16301604
If I actually heard someone say yumskers I would beat the crap out of them on principle.

>>16307206
Lush just means 'good' in Southern England

opulent

>>16301502
Wtf is wrong with unctuous?

>>16307356
>came out of nowhere
It's literally been around for hundreds of years anon. It's not our fault you're a hick from some shithole.

>foodie

>>16308502
In America, it has only been popular for a short time. Don't be a gay retard pretending you don't know what basic communication means. It's especially egregious when this word replaces a word we already have (appetizer) because of the trend.

Here's one.
>Foodie
Kill yourself.

>>16308516
But tapas isn't a replacement for "appetizer". The way you personally were eating appetizers in the past was similar to the way tapas is consumed but you don't "have a tapas" as a dish before your main course. Tapas and pinchos are dishes designed to be consumed in their own way.
Why do Ameretards think they're the only people in the world? It's so fucking depressing.

>>16308516
the usa is full of mexicans, how could you not know what tapas is?

>>16301502
>toothsome

>>16306832
The mouthfeel of a feminine penis

>>16306816
>"chud"
Dilate

>>16301585

>>16307545
> he doesn't subject his onions to a 12-hour interrogation under bright lights

"fresh, never frozen"
"Hand-breaded"
"Mise en place"

>>16303874
I saw several places with this name when I was on vacation in upstate PA. Instantly killed my appetite.

>>16304021
Still sounds gross as fuck, kill yourself please

>>16308626
Spic food is immensely less popular than you think it is. The only people eating wetback food is other wetbacks.

>>16304478
I was trolling :)

>>16301502

culinary orgasm

>>16301901
Those are pretty elementary food descriptors, and aren't pretentious at all. Idk what you're on about

>>16309129
Mise en place means exactly what it says. Put your ingredients and tools in their proper place, keep an organized kitchen.
>he doesn't know how to meme arrow

>foodie words you like

Vegetal

>>16309300

"get baited"

>>16301502
>i hate words
go back to r/unpopularopinion and tell everybody how "moist" makes you feel icky you fucking brainlet

>>16309300
Who are you quoting?

>>16301851
both of these are fine
you have autism

"veg"

>>16301502
George Floyd

>>16309333

I will have you know I actually exclusively post on /trueunpopularopinion.

>>16301502
If sessionable mean its easy to drink many in a session.
Why not benderfriendly? or benderable.

"Mouthfeel" is commonly used by dog trainers, for selecting appropriate toys and foods. Especially retrievers, whose job it is to go get the bird after you blow it up with a shotgun. A dog who has not been trained for mouthfeel can develop a hard bite, and will ruin the game with teeth marks.

>>16301502
faux authentic pho

>>16309289
No one on /ck/ actually cooks, anon. They are either fat fucks that can only talk about fast food or they are sad alcoholics. Often both.

>>16309513

if this is bait, high quality, almost got me.

piquant

>>16301502
is that bart on match game? was he touched by charles nelson reilly?

>>16304450
Huh

>>16301502
Unctuous for me. It just sounds like something you would use to describe a sewer or Subway station.

>>16301980
Literally the majority of the planet has this. Also the majority of the planet likely has some brain flaw. Who cares

>>16309513
>No one on /ck/ actually cooks, anon. The problem with this is that we've had threads before about /ck/ cooking, so that point doesn't make sense

>>16309558
"gastronomy" LMAO

it's like people referring to any type of reading material (that isn't online) as "literature" shit makes me cringe so fucking hard.

Butterzart

>>16309568

yeah i fucking HATE women that think the word poo is cute/funny

"hey gurls I just found out that not washing your hair is actually really good for the natural oils on your scalp and stuff, it's called /nopoo get it? like no shampoo" x/

I pirated Molly's cookbook and here are some recipe names:

The Cae Sal
Jammy Pepps with Feta & Basil
K-bas & Cabbage Soup
Schmaltzy Rice with Lemony Yog
Big Pile of Spicy Cukes

>>16309726
I don't know who Molly is but I want her dead.

>>16309734
gay guy

>>16309734
the state of you, wew

>>16305761
This. Also 'veggie'. 'Veeg' means 'swipe' or 'smear' in Dutch so the word alone sounds gross, let alone its meaning

>>16309738
>>16309742
Oh her. I make a point of not watching channels that are constantly shilled here so I never watched any BA videos and don't know all their names.
Because of the shilling, I do recognise the 4/10 face, though.

>>16309750

Ik denk dat je autisme hebt vriend.

>>16309761
claire hands typed this

>>16306932
>he hates on house cocktails
People who only get wine or beer are retards. House cocktails (if the house is of any quality at all) are generally better than beer or wine. If i went to a place where the food is generally of good quality, why wouldn't i want to try their twist on a cocktail from the bartender? Its likely has more character than the same on tap grog you could get at any run down bar nearby

>>16309214
>>16308626
This has nothing to do with mexicans, you fucking mongoloids. It is spanish in origin. The mexicans jave a knock off tapas, they hav some "botaneras" alcohol fueled bullshit version. Why is it so hard to realize that jusr because a word is in spanish doesn't mean it is ubiquitous in the whole spanish speaking world?
>In Mexico, there are not many tapas bars. However, the "cantinas botaneras" come close to the Mexican version of a tapas bar, but they operate on a very different business model. The appetizers ("botanas") keep coming as long as the patron keeps ordering beer, liquor or mixed drinks.

>>16308626
Even if it were a Mexican thing, there are tons of places where there aren't many Mexicans. I live in Northeastern Pennsylvania and almost all the Hispanics here are Puerto Rican, and they've only been here a couple decades. Before this thread I didn't even know what tapas was and I still don't really. Is it like mezze?

>>16301502
STOP
SAYING
MOIST

>>16310120
>fell for retarded moist meme

>>16302024
what words do you use instead of these?
also, a lot of words like this are used for similar reasons italian is used for instruments, its words that most are familiar with, and have certain connotations that imply how it should be done.

>>16310018
>>16309918
informative effort posts but it doesn't excuse retard-sun from thinking tapas is the same as appetizer

>>16301509
You cant, the word means "Low ABV beer you can drink multiples of without a large buzz"

Mouthfeel

>>16302128
Because that's not a real thing you dink

>>16310241
That's not something you need some pretentious word to describe, though. "Bitch ass nigga who can't hold his booze" works well enough.

>>16309300
>meme arrow

>>16302024
bait or retarded autist, hard to tell

>>16310430
>sessionable
>pretentious
Are you some illiterate redneck? Its a word used to market mass consumption beers.

>>16310430
Sorry for the confusion.

>>16311134 again
illiterate means you can't read.

>>16305895
9/11

>>16301502
You know what Foodie word I hate the most?

Foodie.

>>16306832
Does the mouthfeel of the word "texture" feel uncomfortable in your mouth?

>>16308244
YUMSKERS

Come at me, bro

>>16301901
>Contains the literal zest of a lemon
NOOOOOO YUO CANT SAY THAT >:O
>The food tastes like nuts
NOOOOOOO YUO CANT SAY THAT >:OOO
>The food has a hot flavour induced by the addition of chili or spices
NOOOOO YUO CANT SAY THAT >:OOOOO
>The food has a strong fragrance
NOOOOOO YUO CANT SAY THAT>:(((((
>The food has a strong flavour
NOOOOOO YUO CANT SAY THAT DDDD:<

Anon, you're an even bigger faggot than the people who use "Mouthfeel"

>>16303105
Are you being served by Jimmy Neutron?

cheffy

>>16304021
In Australia you say you have Gastro when you've got gastroenteritis, so you might as well call your place a Poopypub.

Off the chain
Money
Shut the Front Door

Calling virgin olive oil EVOO or saying the word DELISH thanks rachel ray, calling pizza ZA, calling a certain food Decadent, calling sardines DEANS. Morons in general when they think somethings cool use the phrase "Thats Fire"

>>16301901
white

>>16303874
what sort of place in the US uses 'gastropub'? it's been around in UK English for about 20 years but we actually have pubs

>>16312446
>he's never had za with deans peps and fresh moozadell

>>16303874
gastropub sounds like a bout of violent diarrhea lmao

>>16309738
>>16309742
>Ruddy-faced whitoid

Enjoy all five more years before she hits the wall so hard the building collapses.

>>16313392
Gastropub is what you call it when you get the beer-shits.

>"just like mom used to make"
>"Egg"
>"Best Reviewed Restaurant 2011!"
>"Cock."
>""""""salad""""""(??)
Pisses me the fuck OFF

>>16313428
>Egg

The fuck do you call them? You come at me with some Jimmy Neutronesque Avian Ovum bullshit and I will shove a cassowary EGG up your arse.

Yummers in my tummers.

>"Orgasmic"
>"Aphrodisiac"

>>16313540
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7epxErYt6Q

>>16301502
When shitty sports bars use the word elevated as an excuse for why they are 1000% overpriced for some shitty burgers and fries.
>Elevated pub fare.
I was in Savannah recently, and all the shitty bars there called themselves pubs. Another thing is forced expressions used by the wait staff to show how unique the character of the establishment is. Again, in Savannah there was an overpriced sandwich place called zunzi's. they don't accept cash, and you have to order from a self-checkout kiosk and return to the same location to pick up your food when it's ready. The staff there from the dumb bimbo standing by the kiosk to the the guy cleaning off the tables will, without fail, respond to anything and everything that you say to them with "Shit yeah!". Overall, Savannah is like the center of of overpriced low grade culinary douchebaggery, in a city that is just a poor man's Charelston.

>>16313542
do people laugh this show?

>>16301502
>Mozz-ah-della
>hubby

>>16313781
not anymore

>>16303329
what if its reffering to a Jus?

>>16302024
maybe you're a flambe

>>16301525
Such a fat person's word. It just sounds like the audible equivalent of immature gluttony.

>>16301502
>veggie

>appies
>bevvies

>>16301502
Uh Mommy

>>16309742
>tattoo

Disgusting whore

>>16301901
earthy is the only sus one because it's essentially saying dirt but some foods just have that taste

>divine
if you describe food like that you're fucking gay

>>16301502
Rustic

"decadent"
>>16309214
flyover hick detected

>>16301502
Mouthfeel

A fusion of preserved figs, black plum, blackberry and black liquorice flirts with an aromatic elution of fish oil, anchovy, soy and sesame/nori.
Nascent scents of toasted charred meats (rotisserie rib of beef?), rendered fat/marrow ...
An uplifting freshness and higher notes are liberated with air – awakened scents akin to cola, Chinotto, aniseed, root beer. Camouflaged (new!) oak has to be proactively sought out, verified.

>>16314672
>sammies
>bennies

>>16302024
Just admit you can't cook

>>16301502
why did you just make up 3 words?

It makes me laugh how annoyed autists get at words so I'll add all these to my daily use. Also

Baba G
Long Bois
Lil snaggies
Tates
Deenz
P snips and C rots

>>16301502
The word "foodie" itself makes me want to strangle people.

>>16301502
feed and seed

>>16312446
dis nigga eatin deanz

>>16301502
>Get to know each other

>>16301502
>_soy
>onions

>>16312190
Who hurt you chud

>>16312446
I say 'za ironically. Like, "Man I could go for a 'roni 'za right now"

>>16314849
It's more so fresh rounded (not flat) bitterness. Like raw broccoli. Pungent. Firm taste. A tiny spice characteristic. Astringent.

>>16301502
>unctuous
These are one of those words I'd be embarrassed to use to describe food in real life. Here are some others:
>tender
>moist
>flaky
Basically words that refer to the softness of foods. Makes me feel weird.

>>16301901
I didn't think "nutty" was something that needed to be used often, but after making brown butter I see where the usefulness of that term.

>>16316955
Man it must be sad to survive entirely on stale cornflakes and graham crackers. Glad I'm not you.

>>16301980
t. person with brain diseases who needs to see a therapist

>>16301908
>tfw can't call it bone stock

>>16310120
hi leddit

>>16308255
only if you live on a council estate

>>16306832
>mouthfeel
Is fucking Ingsoc Newspeak shit. Say "texture".

>>16301638
Clusters is my most hated word next to Lips
Clusters could be extremely gross or yummy and I imagine the former.

"Cuke" makes me puke

Low and slow
Little heat little sweet
Saying something spicy has “kick”
Referring to bbq as “q”

"Melty" with regards to cheese. The proper word is "melted".

>>16310241
Last week I had a sessionable burrito.

>>16318609
Then why do some red wines have a dry mouthfeel?

>>16318641
you're a cuke

>>16307545
>Literally applies heat to them in order to exude moisture through the skin of the onion without cooking them through entirely

If that's not what sweating is than I don't know what is.

Imagine getting an autismo fit over a word.

>>16301502
"foodie"
I will curbstomp anyone daring to introduce themselves as that until their skull is a bloody pulp

>>16316932
You did by being painfully retarded.

>>16319364
"Melty" would make sense if it were describing a cheese that is easy to melt, or melts well or evenly. But it's used to describe a finished food, where it's already melted. Just say melted. Fuck.

>>16322108
t. not always looking for a great little place to get breakfast

>>16301502
Toothsome is the only one I can kind of understand. Like, I get it. I don't like it, but I get it.

>>16322121
>"Melty" would make sense if it were describing a cheese that is easy to melt, or melts well or evenly.
I think "meltable" makes more sense in that context.

>>16301502
>yummy
>yum
>delicious
>tummy
>tum
>scrumptious
>veggie
>tasty
>foodie
>belly

>>16323447
What's wrong with delicious?

>>16310018
>Is it like mezze?
From what I understand, it is

>>16301502
any of those words that are literally just girl words used to describe chocolate.
>decadent
>luxurious
>silky
that kind of bullshit makes me instantly say "this must be shit because they market it to fat chicks and fat chicks are human dumpsters."

>>16301857
said that again and I will fuck your mom until you are erased from this planet.

>>16302188
yes

>>16306938
The jap word describes the sense of taste caused by glutamate, which was previously unknown before a jap scientist discovered it.

>>16306932
Not him but i get cocktails just because i only drink spirits

>>16301502
keto
kino
goat
based

>>16309409
you cannot "pre" do anything, you are either doing it or not.
you are not pre boarding you are boarding.
you are not pre heating you are heating.
pre drilling? no drilling or at most pilot drilling.

>>16301502
shortened words like 'za
or anything racheal ray says.
nice ass though

>>16308244
You would beat the crap out of them? Oooh you big bully, how's 8th grade

>>16324837
preheat implies that oven needs to be at set temperature before putting food in, this is especially important at high temp short length cooking, newfag might fuck it up

>>16301502
You ever have a toothsome BJ from a girl?

>>16324837
what about precum?

BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but oh yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....

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Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....

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Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

>foodie words you loathe
The term foodie

>>16301502
>"yummy gooey goodness"
do normies really?

>>16325171
Is this a comment on twitch's fart meta?

>>16301502
>Foodie
Fag.

>>16307356

>>16301502
>fantooshly nibblesome
Ugh why does everybody have to say this

Not a specific word but any time a menu tries to give the dishes cute or quirky names it makes me feel like a fucking idiot when ordering

>>16325283
supremely based achewood poster

>sneed

>>16306832
>anon mentions fags for no reason
never change

>>16304478
this is bait you fucking retard

>>16325683
/ck/ is definitely an achewood board.

>>16301502
>moist
>gay (used as synonym for being cheerful)
>eerie
>unexplainable
>any Twitch lingo and slang terms

>>16301502
You mean, what words do people use to describe cooking/eating that you don't understand?

Goopy and Malleable

Last time I went out with a coworker for some beers, he said the IPA he got had "a good mouth feel" and that I should try it. I just felt like I had a mouthful of beer.
I learned later he might have autism.

>sammies
>sammich
>veggies
>anything with yum

>>16324923
so you heated the oven. you did not PRE do anything.

>>16325030
it's cum

>brekkie

>>16301901
Retard

>>16312385
I laughed hard at this, fuck you

>>16304454
tits or gtfo

>>16309513
>he thinks /ck/ is only americans

Nice b8

>jammy
>zesty
>mozz, "moozarelle"
>authentic, artisan, handcrafted

>>16301815
Perfect for when your most interesting hobby is eating food
>>>16306932
Based

>tasty
you sound fat if you write this

>>16325962
how do you react to the word "juicy"?

>>16301502
Flavorful

>>16328845
Is this because you are bitter and resentful from being an absolute shit cook?

>>16316955
Unctuous is epic

>>16322120
Ok chud

>>16328551
>How does the food taste?
>uhhh it tastes tasty

>>16328845
>How's the flavor?
>uhhhhhhh it's flavorful

god who the fuck revived this awful thread

>>16305660
>Tapas
>babyspeak
It's Spanish, retard.

>Spanish tapa, literally ‘cover, lid’ (because the dishes were given free with the drink, served on a dish balanced on, therefore ‘covering’, the glass).

>>16301502
>Delicious

>>16303477
>le cigarette junkie faec

>>16301502
was that english??

ITT: people terrified of thesauruses

>saute
just say fry you insufferable faggots

>farm to fork
>rustic

How can you get so autistic to the point you watch countless hours of cooking garbage shows and actually get triggers over words some 40 year old says

Go outside, refresh your fried sardeen brain

>>16327388
Sarnie
Butty