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16306028 No.16306028 [Reply] [Original]

>flip snack package around
>company owner's life story is plastered on the label

>> No.16306033

>>16306028
ya bet that makes you feel insecure because your life story is posting a frog you dumb faggot

>> No.16306034

That's a good thing you dumb frogposter.
The alternative is a mile long list of petrochemicals and a logo for some multinational globohomo corp hidden in a corner.

>> No.16306038

>>16306028
>it's in barely comprehensible schizobabble, like he made an executive decision to write it himself and be his own editor

>> No.16306044

>>16306028
soul

>> No.16306045

>>16306034
Raising Cane's is both, midwit.

>> No.16306052

>>16306045
Don't (you) me like I know what that is, flyover.

>> No.16306059

>>16306052
I'm gay, btw. Not sure if that matters.

>> No.16306072
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16306072

>>16306038
>the schizobabble is so insane it loops back from being passe to genius

>> No.16306109

>>16306072
Bronners soap is nice, I don't give a fuck what a soulless product says on it as long as it works well.

>> No.16306128

>>16306059
It matters. Trans and black lives matter too.

>> No.16306134
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>>16306072
fun fact: it's schizo-babble on purpose.
Bronner used to literally preach from his literal soap boxes, but since people would just buy his soap and then quickly walk away before he could finish, he had to condense his sermons as much as possible. Eventually he gave up and wrote it all on the label, since he knew you would read it on the shitter eventually.

Of course he was forcibly locked up in an asylum and electrocuted against his will when he first came to America... immediately after escaping the Nazis in Germany that killed his whole family, so maybe that didn't help.

>> No.16306928

>>16306128
Ok chud

>> No.16306944

>>16306134
Neat, I appreciate his kids (grandson's?) activism for getting pscilobcybin legalized for medicinal purposes.

>> No.16306959

>>16306034
The chemical list is better. I'd rather know what I'm eating than some faggot's story of how his dog died
Nigger I don't care that your wife cheated on you, tell me how much taurine is in this redbull or shut the fuck up

>> No.16306985

>>16306072
>2021
>not making your own castile soap
kek

>> No.16306997
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>>16306028
>flip whisky bottle around
>distillery founder's life story is plastered on the label

>> No.16307088

>>16306109
Anybody who buys into any brand based on anything other than quality and value is an idiot.

>> No.16307153

>flip whiskey bottle around
>hits the floor and smashes
what did they mean by this

>> No.16307182

>>16306028
>not enjoying reading about Hersheys history while taking a shit and eating a reeces cup

Ngmi

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16307344

>flip bag around
>It's a treasure map with an escape route to Mystic