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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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Can /ck/ create a dish? Anonymous Fri Jun 18 17:06:53 2021 No.16299610 [Reply] [Original]

Either add an ingredient or a cooking step.

I'll start: basmati rice

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 18 17:12:50 2021 No.16299634 >>16299610 Grind it to a fine powder

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 18 17:13:07 2021 No.16299635 File: 1015 KB, 1280x720, jacks non newtonian sauce.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16299610 jack's non newtonian sauce

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 18 17:14:46 2021 No.16299644 >>16299610 shallots

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 18 17:16:17 2021 No.16299654 >>16299635 well this just took a dark turn

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 18 17:18:11 2021 No.16299666 >>16299610 throw it away and order delivery

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 18 17:19:16 2021 No.16299670 >>16299610 Semen

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 18 17:20:23 2021 No.16299676 >>16299610 dog dick

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 18 17:25:03 2021 No.16299692 Mix the semen, dog dick, shallots and rice flour into dough balls.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 18 17:26:04 2021 No.16299694 rustic, yeah?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 18 17:28:45 2021 No.16299709 Turn deep fryer on and allow to heat up

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 18 17:32:07 2021 No.16299722 Test heated oil by throwing a bag of ice-cubes in there first.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 18 17:32:16 2021 No.16299724 >>16299692 I was gonna you need an egg as a binder but I think the ooze is satisfactory. Was expecting a sloppa but we got fried balls...Brits....damn Brits

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 18 17:36:25 2021 No.16299742 Three cups of Cool-Whip

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 18 17:37:24 2021 No.16299744 Use a pastry blender to cut in a stick of butter

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 18 17:38:00 2021 No.16299748 >>16299610 Cumin

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 18 17:44:11 2021 No.16299769 sear in hot pan

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 18 17:44:14 2021 No.16299770 Add more olive oil

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 18 17:54:10 2021 No.16299803 Discard the pan

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 18 17:56:28 2021 No.16299809 put everything in a new pan with a cup of olive oil and butter

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 18 17:58:33 2021 No.16299817 leave the heat on and go to sleep

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 18 18:00:01 2021 No.16299823 Wake up, discard bed

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 18 18:01:14 2021 No.16299827 File: 594 KB, 1080x1788, Screenshot_20210505-020524.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16299610 Already ruined

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 18 18:02:23 2021 No.16299831 >>16299610 FIRE ZE MISSILES!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 18 18:45:43 2021 No.16299976 Freeze overnight

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 18 18:47:10 2021 No.16299984 >>16299827 typical weeb

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 18 18:55:24 2021 No.16300024 >>16299610 DEENZ

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 18 18:58:26 2021 No.16300037 >>16300024 I can't believe you've done this. Roll deenz in panko

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 18 19:02:32 2021 No.16300044 >>16299722 Oil steamed clams

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 18 19:08:55 2021 No.16300068 just a little more cum

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 18 19:28:06 2021 No.16300144 >>16299666 All this time later, grubhub driver has arrived. Apply hammer to head, drag body in, feed the food to the jackal in the guest bedroom. Appetizer balls done, wala, moving onto the entree. Defeather driver by ripping out hair.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 18 19:28:58 2021 No.16300146 Bring the cum to a low simmer, and reduce to a glaze.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 18 19:29:27 2021 No.16300148 >>16300144 mmm long pig I like where this is going

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 18 19:39:22 2021 No.16300206 Drain blood in shower, skin and set aside the hide for tanning later

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 18 19:41:09 2021 No.16300219 Explore stomach contents for potential surprise basket ingredients.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 18 20:01:27 2021 No.16300319 Perform circumcision. Marinade prepuce in soy sauce, mirin, sake and sugar overnight

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 18 20:02:55 2021 No.16300325 mcchicken with 3 mcchicken sauces

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 18 20:05:18 2021 No.16300332 >>16300325 inserted via enema as stuffing

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 18 20:11:12 2021 No.16300351 >>16299610 butter the bread on the outside and place sandwich into your sandwich sealer/toaster

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 18 20:19:34 2021 No.16300392 Baste carcass in cum so the meat doesn’t dry

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 18 20:20:18 2021 No.16300394 File: 32 KB, 400x430, 1589859911444.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16299610 OLIVE OIL, IN

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 18 20:20:39 2021 No.16300396 add secret aardvark

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 18 20:40:23 2021 No.16300476 remove secret aardvark

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 18 20:45:14 2021 No.16300507 Do the hokey pokey with secret aardvark

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 18 20:49:17 2021 No.16300527 >>16299610 Fuck the Secret Aardvark

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 18 20:51:08 2021 No.16300532 wa la, dish is done

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 18 21:32:04 2021 No.16300703 Put finished meal in garbage disposal and then turn on for 30 seconds

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 18 21:33:02 2021 No.16300709 knorr stockpot served on the side

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 18 21:34:41 2021 No.16300722 Right, onto dessert. Take a melon baller to the giant heap of shit you've been glomming every one of your poops onto that has been a festering stalagmite in the center of your dining room table for seven years.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 18 21:38:26 2021 No.16300742 Place on very hot pan and spread it

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 18 23:16:11 2021 No.16301213 >>16299831 but I am le tired

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 18 23:24:24 2021 No.16301272 When edges get crispy remove from heat

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 18 23:29:02 2021 No.16301296 >>16299610 A cup of hot, frothy piss from my goth gamer girl gf on onlyfans. I'm her "biggest D" every month so she brews a fresh batch for me, her bf, while contorting her kawaii face into a LEWD ahegao!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 19 03:23:09 2021 No.16302055 >>16299610 Why? My Peenus Weenus of course :)

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 19 07:31:09 2021 No.16302702 >>16301296 Serve with a side of prozac for this fellow

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 19 08:02:04 2021 No.16302757 Drizzle semen reduction over balls

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