/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16296914
lol what did you do? bang her sister?

>>16296914
cone anon... what happened?

>>16296914
Dude, what happend?
And where are your quakers(ducks)?

>>16297211
>>16297158
>>16297022
he obviously caused a fire

>>16297225
i aint dont see no smoke

>>16296914
this is the food board anon

>>16297250
neither did the allied plane recons and yet the fire was burning 24/7

>>16296914
good murderer

>>16297254
So you are new here?

>>16297266
not really but I guess I don't normally click the garbage threads so maybe there's a whole thing I've missed

>>16297268
Well, Cone anon posted sometimes here how he used the cone to kill a duck and how he prepared the duck afterwards.
Sorry for bad english.

>>16297268
he's one of two people who post here about their ducks and slaughtering them. The threads almost 100% of the time have a raging city slicker vs flyover fight in them. Threads are a pretty good time all round 8/10

>>16297300
how do you use the cone? I wanna try killing a duck.

>>16297315
i once killed a duck with randomly thrown stone. They are nothing but feathery bitches begging to be grilled

>>16297318
i dont have any stones though.

>>16297327
throw the cone then and enjoy juicy duck meat. do it in the autumn tho. spring ducks are shit

>>16297315
Invert duck, insert, chop.

>>16297315
Nail the cone upside down on a stick,wall,tree...whatever.
Put duck in cone. Heads first.
Cut throat.
Enjoy.

>>16297338
duckbros.. i dont feel so good

>>16297338
>>16297344
shouldnt you knock it out first? like whack him with baseball bat?

>>16297361
Flipping them over disorients and stuns them.

>>16297361
once they have no more juice left they'll lose consciousness and then life

>>16297361
t. duck

op is an imposter (and a faggot as is tradition)

>>16296914
DUDE i just LOVE the rest and relaxation of rural living, it’s so STATIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my OXY BENDERS. you should totally come on down to my TRACT SUB-DEVELOPMENT, it’s got EXPOSED DIRT SIDEWALK and everything, we can crack open a nice Bud Light or three and get crazy watching some NASCAR on fox sports! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the lake- listen here, right, it’s a lake where us WHITE MALES who do OXYCONTIN can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it’s also a LAKE like when we were kids, so we can go FISHING, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which meaghann and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re having twins tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can get money from the government to spend on ourselves and our BABIES. i’m f——g JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this Bud Light and pop open another one!!!

>>16297397
Nice played,Op.
But at least you know you are not an unknown in this shithole.

>>16297422
You more or less described my mechanic.

>>16297397
can you film a dead duck being pushed around in the little toy car

>>16297422
The left simply cannot meme.

>>16297455
i winder if anyone bothered reading all that shit

>>16297441
>>16297422
i wanna hang out with you and this other dudes mechanic im a white male in alabama high on oxy drining a bud light right this moment and its 8am AND IM FINNA RIP A FAT LINE OF COKE AND DO SOME "COOKING" WOOOOH (aka sear a steak and oven bake some frozen french fries, maybe if i'm fancy i'll throw in a kraft dinner)

>>16297466
i read the first sentence, the stuff about oxy made me expel air through my nose. 6/10

>>16297422
>talks about how dumb kids are
>next sentence talks about having kids
So this is the power of the left...

>>16297385
oh haha, very funny. how would we get a computer and internet connection? never mind typing without fingers

>>16297256
Based

>>16297658
Do people who are afraid of leftist boogymen on a cooking board of an anime image board even know what kids are like? Kids are dumb, being away from your kids is fun, any parent rural or urban will agree with that.

>>16297721
how many do you have?

>>16296914
looks like a fuckin dump, congrats

>>16297727
as many as Walt Whitman desu

>>16297759
no idea who that is, but sounds gay so zero?

>>16296914
spent all your money on qanon grifters?

>>16297780
uncultured McDonalds pig

>>16297793
not a burger. so how many?

>>16297813
>using not being American as an excuse for being ignorant and uncultured
Now i’ve seen it all

>>16297823
why would i give a fuck about american culture? how many?

>>16297831
>why would i give a fuck about american culture
because your language is expressed through American culture

>>16297852
definetly not culture of 19th century. Whitman is irrelevant to culture these days

>>16297857
That is objectively wrong

>>16297926
if he was relevant i would have at least heard about him. irelevant forgotten man. but i guess you have to pretend your literary studies were worth it

>>16297932
But a huge chunk of American media is still just about fags hooking up in the City, specifically Brooklyn. That’s like saying the Honeymooners is irrelevant cause Peter Griffin is more famous.

>>16297397
Is that supposed to be a trellis for whatever you're growing or something to try and keep deer out?

>>16297528
>white
Keep telling yourself that