/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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I like to go to restaurants and order "fish and fries" instead of fish and chips, usually gets them riled up pretty good.

They even have "fries" on the menu if it's by itself for some reason, but they magically become chips when paired with fish.

>call something a biscuit
>it's actually a cookie

>call something a spotted dick
>it's actually cake with raisins in it
>call something a pudding
>it's actually just cake again
>call something yorkshire pudding
>it's a dinner roll
>call something a scotch woodcock
>it's egg on toast with anchovies
>call something welsh rabbit
>it's cheese toast
>call something toad in a hole
>it's the yorkshire pudding dinner roll again, but it's got sausage in it

>>16290811
Ted Lasso: That right there, that's ascone. Tastes like a muffin except it sucks all the spit out of your mouth.

>>16290851
>order the fish and chips
>get served fish and fries
Um, hello. I wanted fish and doritos. Go get your manager, pronto.

>>16290851
If I ordered fish and chips off a menu and they gave me fries Id put a fucking knife in their eyeballs you fucking cunts NEVER BESSECH FISH AND CHIPS AGAIN ILL KILL YOUR WHOLE FUCKING FAMILY FUCK AMERICANS FAYT RETARDED CUNTS FUCK OFF

>>16290884
lol fucking americans man, they just come up with the most retarded stuff.

>>16290811
>biscuits and gravy
Do Americans really

>>16290884
>my face when americans call chips "french fries"
>my face when americans call crisps "chips"
>my face when americans call chocolate globbernaughts "candy bars"
>my face when americans call motorized rollinghams "cars"
>my face when americans call merry fizzlebombs "fireworks"
>my face when americans call wunderbahboxes a "PC"
>my face when americans call meat water "gravy"
>my face when americans call electro-rope "power cables"
>my face when americans call beef wellington ensemble with lettuce a "burger"
>my face when americans call whimsy flimsy mark and scribblers "pens"
>my face when americans call twisting plankhandles "doorknobs"
>my face when americans call breaddystack a "sandwich"
>my face when americans call their hoighty toighty tippy typers "keyboards"
>my face when americans call nutty-gum and fruit spleggings "peanut butter and jelly"
>my face when americans call an upsy stairsy the "escalator"
>my face when americans call forcey fun time "rape"
>my face when americans call a knittedy wittedy sheepity sleepity a "sweater"
>my face when americans call a rickedy-pop a "gear shift"
>my face when americans call a choco chip bucky wicky as a "cookie"
>my face when americans call peepee friction pleasure "sex"
>my face when americans call a pip pip gollywock a "screwdriver"
>my face when americans call a rooty tooty point-n-shooty a "gun"
>my face when americans call ceiling-bright a "Lightbulb"
>my face when americans call blimpy bounce bounce a "ball"
>my face when americans call a slippery dippery long mover a "snake"
>my face when americans call cobble-stone-clippity-clops "roads"
>my face when americans call booboomen “doctors”
>my face when Americans called the goupbox “elevator”

>>16290811
>call it a scone
>its actually a scilinder

>>16291274
Topkek

>>16291216
I appreciate this classic, anon.

>>16291216
KEK. Bongs are tarded