/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Have fun with it and be a person they'll love to be around. Don't take yourself too seriously.

going in to commit suicide for my first time ever in a pizzeria. any tips?

>>16286335
make sure you are good at whatever they do at pizzerias

look clean
be polite
have fun

>>16286423
>>16286447
thanks guys i really appreciate it.

>>16286335
Just be pleasant and easygoing. However they want you to do it, no problem, and you have no problem with feedback either.
>If I screw it up, help me understand where I went wrong
You got it.

>san diego
>pizza
>good
lel

>>16286335
If the pizza is going to a white family, well..

Remember George Floyd.

>>16286517
This anon gets it. Remember that with regards to the job you’re taking, that worthless violent felon never had one in his life. He was a net drain on every productive and hard working man and woman of whatever race in our country. Also don’t forget he passed out behind the wheel on fentanyl, but if the care were in motion RIP mom & kid at the crosswalk. Also, it’s great how the mother who GF put the gun to the belly of has to live with half of this stupid country pretending he’s anything but a criminal turd and making Harambe-inspired murals in high-crime neighborhoods.

>>16286335
Probably not if you're working in the back.

>>16286335
when you speak bring all of your fingers together and shake them while pointing them up to look authentic

>>16286537
kek

Dont cum on the pizza

>>16286630
If you just had a single case study for the concept of injustice:
>be me
>be minding my own business
>shit is stressful b/c preggo
>WAIT WHAT THE FUCK
>scared.png
>OH NO IT’S AN ARMED ROBBERY, FUUUUUUCK
>some dude points a gun at my pregnant stomach
>steals everything from me
>i_survived.png
>dude relocates from Texas to MN
>up to the same exact shit
>karma takes its toll
>half of America declares him a saint
>FUCK YOU, FUCK YOUR EXPERIENCE WITH THIS VIOLENT FELON MAN
>the party of tolerance delivers again
>victim twice
>once by the crime
>again by St. George the Virtuous
>have to live with it
why do they do it?

>>16286335
I GOT THE JOB

>>16286335
if your young, and you have an interview at a fast food chain then congratulations your already hired

>>16287456
bravo, lad, cause for celebration

>>16286335
Be good with a broom and standing all day. Gonna be a lot of shit to sweep up.

>>16286435
kek

>>16287456
That sucks, now you have to work at a pizzeria. Slave for me wagie

>>16287456
nice going anon

>>16287456

>>16286639
Best tip yet

>>16289408
I worked at a pizza shop some 20 years ago. One of the best jobs I've ever had.

I demand a picture of the first pizza you make.

>>16290156
This.

Put on an italian accent so he knows you're qualified. Make sure to move your hands and say "mama mia" as much as possible.

>>16286335
If your kids are even part black I'll run them down in my car. I'm sick of it.

>>16286435

>>16286517
That's right, put some fentanyl on the pizza and show people what Floyd laid down for.

Bump for op's first pizza

>>16286435
just off yourself don't include any innocent bystanders. also, post results.

>>16286435
Try to aim so that your brains splatter onto the dough like a pizza topping. It will be lighthearted fun and the employees will really appreciate the bit of humor you brought into their day

>>16286639
Cum on all the pizzas

>>16286537
You having a rough Thursday?

>>16287456
congrats fren
we should eat some pizder to celebrate

>>16292189
No thanks I don't want to touch dicks you cartoon posting and speaking weirdo.

>>16286335
Tell them your favorite pizza is Banana Pizza, that is sure to impress them.

>>16286335
Be polite.

>>16287456
congrats fren

>>16286537
based

>>16292059
name one good thing about Floyd.

Bump in to a customer and say " I'm walking here " in your most inner Guido voice.

>>16287456

>>16286335

Remember your italian accent and use a lot of italian expressions 'mamma mia' etc.

>>16290403
umm based?

>>16292223
yeah im thinking based

>>16287456
well yeah, you have a pulse and a driver's license
Now do everything exactly as they say. Pizzerias have very exact ways of doing things and questioning them will get you booted

>>16286335
don't kys when they don't give you the job, keep your head up and keep searching harder than before