/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16279484
>calls something a chip
>it's actually a pommes frites with seasoned olive oil emulsion

Anglo autism inbound

>>16279484
>call something food
>it was made by white hands

>call something a biscuit
>it's actually a scone

>Say something that sounds smart
>On 4chan

>>16279484
>be obsessed with Britain
>pretend you're not

>>16279484
Indeed!

>Malted Milk
>Ginger Nut
>Rich Tea
>Digestive
>Hobnob
>Bourbon Cream
>Nice

These are my best biscuits

>>16279941
at least half of those sound like sex acts

>>16279484
I tried it and Amerimutts have very strange tastes

>Thinks breakfast can only be eaten in the morning

>>16279953
It's a balance between sweet and salty. Your gravy is too runny.

>>16279947
Why do you think we drink so much tea?

>>16279484
>calls something a cookie
>its actually a biscuit

what is a biscuit according to Americans?

>>16280018
It’s limp

>>16280024
any limp "cookie" is a biscuit?

>>16279770
If you think american biscuits and scones are the same thing, I doubt you've had either.

>>16280018
a scone. but like savoury i think

>>16280053
So a biscuit to them is just a singular thing? It just looks like a big clump of dough made to rise, what's in it?

>>16280067
yes its just a singular thing. i have no idea search up 'american biscuit recipe' or something

>>16280067
Didn't you retarded faggots invent and spread ship's biscuits? When did you regress to calling them "savory scones"?

>>16279705
Awkward, only obsessed mutts so far

>>16280094
>>16280067
It's a scone

>>16280106
ships biscuits aren't scones you absolute spacker

>>16280018
Something you feed to your dog when you can't afford real treats

>>16279484
Biscuit: crunchy, but not cake. E.g. Rich Tea, Digestive.
Cookie: crunchy, and cake. E.g. chocolate chip cookie, oatmeal cookie. Also anything with berries or raisins.

>>16279484
square
round

>>16279484

>>16280199
rich tea has raisins tho

>>16279953
You gotta use a flour based sausage gravy

>>16280381
what? no it does not.

>>16279934
>not obsessed
>and then pretend you are

>>16280067
It's a buttery quick bread.
Commonly consumed with either honey, fruit preserve, more butter, and/or white sausage gravy.

>>16280036
bizcut

>>16280323
they got the spices to sell them not to use them
anglos love money

>>16280067
Good biscuits are basically croissants with baking powder

>>16279953

>>16280381
You're thinking of Garibaldi

>herbs
>they actually pronounce the 'h'
fucking brits when will they learn to say

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>Hear American in a recipe video say "carmel-ise"
>Feel sudden urge to vomit

>>16280533
Australian (ie British but less shit) ones do

>>16280925
british english is 1000x times more faggy, childish, and nausea inducing.

>>16280940
oh. weird.

>>16280925
Seppos sound worse than bongs. Particularly the weird way they say
>avocado
with the fucked long 'a' sound at the start
>almond
while deep throating the "l" sound

In comparison the british fuck ups are more tolerable
>yogurt
with a short O

>>16280940
based

>>16280067
It's what goes in a mcbiscuit

>>16280323
faggots usually have a fair bit of spice in them, usually mace, pepper, maybe cumin as well as herbs like sage and loads of onion. it covers the taste of the lungs and innards they're made from.

>>16280925
make sure not to forget the erbs.

>>16280323
only the hook nosed elites could afford spices, normal English people never saw a penny of colonialism

>>16280323
Traditional faggots recipes going back to the 18th century use mace, allspice, pepper and other spices were also used. That's the whole point of it. It's a spiced ball of mince meat and fillers that flavours the gravy.

>top: biscuit
>bottom: cookie
bongs and mutts don't @me

>make a biscuit
>it's actually a cake

>>16280024
based Fred Durst appreciator

>>16280067
They're basically flaky croissants but even more buttery.

bump

>>16280954
>'erbs

>>16279484
Biscuit = dry, mildly sweet and no extra bits inside of it.
Cookie = moist unless poorly made, very sweet and with random shit inside like chocolate

>call something a breakfast
>it's actually more unhealthy than dessert

>>16282808
@fuck you (you're totally correct though)

Pretty sure biscuits are for dogs

>brit food! amirite?
>nooo yank food! amirite?

>>16280107

It's both but one has flavor and the other has flavour.

>make a digestible cookie
>call it a digestive

>>16286272
>saves a picture to show how little he cares
sure thing pal, you never think about it

>>16279484

>call sausages "hot dogs"
>call ground spiced meat "sausage"

???

>>16282262
>only the hook nosed elites could afford spices, normal English people never saw a penny of colonialism
Its actually worse than that. The nobility and gentry loved exotic spices until colonialism made them affordable to the masses. Then almost overnight the wealthy switched to
>Well personally I think your beef should taste like beef, your veg like veg and gravy ought be just stock and flour.
>I mean, I paid for the highest quality ingredients, why shouldnt my food taste like them?

>>16286472
>things I made up because I like to imagine it was true

>>16281443
wrap it in luminum foil

>>16280954
g'day, avin a tinny inna arvo m8??

>>16281009
What the fuck are those spellings? I've never heard English people say anything like 'chayse' or 'licherly'. Literally has four syllables in England.

>>16286554
His entire experience with the english language is kidnapped scouse kids

>>16286317
>make an indigestible cookie
>call it maryland
fr fr nothing like buying a pack of these for a quid, getting ripped, and eating them all in 15 minutes

Chocolate digestive is the best biscuit.
Special thanks to dark chocolate digestive, and double chocolate digestive.

>>16279484
That tey looks noice

>>16279947
I gave your mum a ginger nut after hobnobbing around in her digestive. Right before I injected her with my bourbon cream, she gave me a taste of the malted milk in her rich tea-tea's. Nice.

>>16286783
sauce me on that pic anon

>>16286787
No idea papi, I saved the thumbnail off here

>>16279484
>Called monkey bread
>Not made by or out of monkeys

>>16286953
It's because you eat it like a monkey, with your hands. It's probably from india

>>16280067

>>16286980
Retarded naming convention. What's next? Monkey french fries? Monkey trail mix?

>>16286787
From resident evil 8