/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16273091
cheese looks disgusting

>>16273091
I've seen dog shit that looks more appetizing

crust looks like fucking piece of tanned leather
sauce looks like bland shit, can't see any herbs/seasoning
cheese looks like curdled wolf semen
0/10 feed it to the trash

>>16273091
I'd recognize that slice a za' anywhere
Grimaldi's a true New York Italian classic

>>16273091
it looks like you peeled off the cheese and put it back on backwards

>>16273091
People say that pizza is like sex and even when it's not that good it's still alright.

That pizza is fucking rape.

>>16273091
Weld it back onto the whole pizza and frisbee the pizza over the fence.

>>16273470
>rape

giving or receiving?

>>16273091
That looks like a slice from a place in Hackensack, NJ. The crust is floppy, but the cheese is fresh mozzarella. It tastes pretty good, but I’m not a fan of the soggy crust. I prefer a different place in Hackensack.

>>16273470
>not welcome but nearly guaranteed to make you orgasm as a woman, leaving a lasting psychological impression and one of the most popular fetishes for both sexes

Not sure what you mean

It actually looks really good.

Autists just don't know fresh cheese.

>>16274417
It’s Joe’s in NYC but you were kinda close.

looks alright, i'm sure it tasted pretty good. 99% of the pizza in ny/jersey/philly is better than any pizza in the rest of the country

>>16274702
Let’s meet

>>16275377
ATTENTION /CK/ GAY SEX HOOKUP IN PROGRESS

>>16274479
cheese is rotten milk

Haha lmao its bad pizza but you act like it's good pizza hahaa

>>16275377
Okay I’ll be down at Pier 26 tonight look for a murderer type guy

>way too much bread
>served on paper plate
why must americans do this

>>16277087
Why do Americans live rent free in your head?
Why would slice shop give you anything other than a paper plate when they cost <$0.10 a piece?

>>16273091
Why is New York pizza so embarrassingly bad?

>>16277659
There's something wrong with the water there.

>>16275402
Dumbest fucking post I've read today.

>>16277087
Such a warm feeling knowing millions of people are constantly thinking of me and the things I like and it triggers them to their absolute core. Meanwhile I never think about them. Accidentally got some shit on my thumb today when I was carelessly wiping in between posts waiting for my minute cooldowns. Kind of made me think of how lucky I am to be American and how if I lived in Europe I wouldn’t even have any toilet paper. They just have to use their hands unless you’re royalty. No wonder they’re always thinking about us and the things we like.

>>16273091