/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Another flyover got whats coming to them

>>16270529
/ck/ has always said the double and higher levels of heat balduk ramen are too hot you retard. the flavorful ones are where it's at. you memed yourself.

>>16270559
>too hot
*snigger* maybe for you

>>16270529
I bought the individual sauce to put on my rice

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>>16270529
The first time you eat it is the worst its not that bad if you eat it again, plus it tastes good af besides the heat

>>16270529
I don't really get the meme. But I think there are two types of heat: that which is like a warm furnace in the back of your mouth that gradually increases in intensity, and that which is like an angry shark that starts mauling your tongue the moment it touches your taste buds.

I'm a lot better with the former than most people, it seems.

they're not even good flavor wise

>>16270602
>*snigger*
cool it with the racism, chud

>>16270529
Wait they already have 3x? I still couldn't handle x2 chemical burn and had ass bleed for week after

>>16270529
Don't throw out food, I'm sure someone in your friend group has balls.

>>16270529
Instant noodles are garbage, they'll give you cancer and are lazy.

They call it 3x because it burns the first 3 times you eat it but then never again.

>>16270529
What? These noodles are pretty good as far as meme noodles go. Just use sweet soy, hot sauce/spice, garlic powder, a touch of sesame oil, maybe a fried egg and you’ll rule the Earth. Throwing it away? Really?

Sorry about your bad experience, OP, but I like them alot. Wouldn't it help to just dilute the broth a little bit?

I ate 2x when I had the flu back before the coof, shits great for clearing out sinuses and tastes pretty good too

>>16270529
it literally shows the mascot crying from the heat on the packaging retard

>>16270529
Buy those that is made in SEA like indonesia or vietnam. The korean and japanese ones taste like fucking shit

I once cooked the regular version with tomatoes, onions, an egg and some sauces and somehow it made it so that rather than burning my mouth, it kept a oddly very pleasant warmth at the center of my chest, solar plexus area.
Has anyone ever had that happen? It might unironically be the best meal i made thanks to that oddity.

>>16270529
nigga why did you buy more than one

>>16270529
put some mayonnaise on it

Fucking pussies.
You must a silly little white boy that can't handle shit.
I eat these literally every week at least 4x and they don't burn me at all. They're delicious. Everyone that says it's too spicy is a bitch

>>16271625
you're not cool

>>16270529
Just eat the noodles by themselves and save the flavour packets for a chili or something, ya dummy.

>>16270602
We don't use that word here.

>>16271729
That's fine but at least I can handle a little spice you big pussy.

>>16270529
wtf lol, just use 1 third of the package, and then add your own seasonings to the soup. you dont have to throw them out.

>>16271545
u have to order it that way. even at my grocery store they sell it in 5 packs. unless they sell it in singles at the asian market? ill try going there sometime.

>>16271781
>That's fine but at least I can handle a little spice you big pussy.

>>16271625
>>16271729

i usually have a high spice tolerance level. i can't wait to try these out and come back to laugh the weenies.. or perhaps i will become a weenie

US here, ex south Asian wife, this is not enjoyable spice that gives you slight hallucinations. Someday I'm gonna try it with 1/2 the packet. Until then it's shin or tonkatsu with sambal.

>>16271793
haha he definitely looks like this and is a fag

>>16270529
I'll never understand the spicy meme. Almost all dishes or sauces above the heat level of habanero are not good.

>>16270529
Try the stew-type ones OP. Not spicy in the "might rip your asshole in three" way, but still spicy enough to make you feel alive for half an hour. There's like a garlic bouillon base packet on top of the regular stuff that comes with it. Really elevates the meme to something actually enjoyable. Plus the noodles are kinda large and flat.

>>16271969
Just an fyi, you're thinking of "tonkotsu," which is pork bone broth. "Tonkatsu" is breaded pork. Easy mistake a lot of people make

>>16270694
where ?

>>16272153
Amazon.

>>16272237
oh alright i might just buy the 3x bottle to try it out sometime

>>16270794
You will never be a woman

>>16272243
Just make sure to not pour too much. The sauce is made to use very little and fry in. It has a lot of flavor and is actually spicy. Shake the bottle too.

>>16272268
is the s.o.y. sauce already in it?

>>16270529
I'm yet to find this anywhere in England.
Always got a few packs of the 2x hot ones in the cupboard though.

>>16270529
Too hot? That was the meme though! lol.

>>16271149
lol do you make it as broth? its supposed to be a sauce..
drain the noodles and add sauce.

>>16272300
You can say soy here newfag

>>16272300
You can always add more soy sauce if you feels it is needed, you know?

>>16270529
3x spicy kills white people

>>16272504
ur right, the package says to fry the noodles in the sauce so i assume some of it is s.o.y., but on youtube a lot of people don't fry it in there the right way and put it in cold.

does anyone here actually enjoy the 3x? ?

>>16270529
OP

>>16272300
There is no soy sauce.

>>16270529
Lol whites

>>16272535
>>16272004
hot shit only compensate for shitty ingredients and and only make everything taste like the same crap.

>>16270529
first time I ate these I had spicy bholé for a full day and I literally shit a single entirely undigested noodle
like I thought I had worms or something how does that even happen

>>16270529
i was adding water and drinking it like ramen. its so spice!

>>16272665
it says to fry the noodles in the sauce for 15 seconds so idk if theyre suggesting you use soy too

>>16272817
yea might as well add water since its so damn spicy, to kill that concentration and get a spicy broth

>>16272775
>like I thought I had worms or something how does that even happen

your body isnt used to that level of spice so it rejected it immediately, either going through the rear end or its coming out of your mouth. thats funny you saw a noodle but maybe its similar to seeing corn in your stool

>>16272725
>>16270529

from what i know about spice and from what i know about white people levels of spicy, i question how spicy this will really be for me. One time i cut up two big habaneros in hamburger helper and i thought that was strong, but it didn't make me cry and gag. I assume it's at that level of spice and some people are being dramatic. mind you my mom started giving me jalapenos at 10 years old so thats why i dont break down in tears when it comes to mega spicy stuff.

>>16272834
>corn in your stool
Corn is not a noodle. When was the last time you shat out a noodle anon?

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>>16272300
>s.o.y.

>>16271781
A grown man eating (processed packaged noodles made for students) every week. Wow, you`re so cool chud. Unironically kys bum

>>16273681
these noodles arent desgined for students, they designed for youtube videos dummy

>>16273190
tf am i reading

>>16270529
they are very tasty, this version isn't quite as hot and it's significantly less calories.

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>>16270529
I'll take them. Where did you buy them anyway? I can only find 2x.

>>16272830
Do you not know how to use sauce? Everything you need is in the bottle. There is no soy sauce.

>>16270794
>chud
Leftypol/reddit, fuck off back there.

>>16270529
If you are a fan of kimchi I found that if you dump your x2 spicy flavour packets into a bowl and fill with boiling water then take any pre-made kimchi you can get from an Asian super market and soak them in the broth the flavour will explode in your mouth.

>>16274901

>>16275043
>incel
Yes, my fiancée and I are waiting till we are married.
How could you tell?

>>16274954
I'm making Kimchi tomorrow, pretty excited.

>>16275131
>Yes, my fiancée and I are waiting till we are married.
>How could you tell?

>>16275270

Something about the spice in these upsets my stomach, it's not natural.
Do they use a synthetic capsicum oil? Not actually as stupid as it sounds, so much of our food is synthetic now.

Anyway another thing white people do that I don't understand is that they eat instant noodles by themselves.
They never add vegetables, not even half an onion. You never see any sides or a fried egg.
I always have my korean noodles with tofu and dried mushrooms that I mince.

The seasoning is for not only the noodles, if you have inly the noodles you don't add all of it.
Not once have I heard of a Wh*te person not using all the seasoning, pigu mentality

>>16272394
they make a broth version

>>16275299
there's no need for top right panel

>>16270529
Cramming things up my ass wasn’t as pleasant as I was made to believe.

What are the top 5 dishes that you think a woman should be able to cook for her family?

Imo.
1.Fried Chicken
2.Meatloaf
3.Burgers
4.Biscuits
5.Cornbread.

I just ordered the curry flavor is it any good?

>>16271174
this made me laugh so fucking hard for some reason

>>16274811
i like soy sauce in my noodles so i guess ill add some

>>16271625
stand back guys, we got a badass in the thread

>>16271625
i understand you’re trying to show to strangers online like a little pathetic kid, but these things can really fuck your stomach lining and intestinial tract up completely if you eat that much. Your heat tolerance doesn’t mean shit if you’re destroying your body like that.

>>16270981
Everything gives you cancer. You can do everything right and still get cancer. Just enjoy life you miserable faggot.

"If you like really spicy food, you're a soyboy."

When I first saw this I laughed it off but it's kind of true. Outside the internet, every strong, chad-type man I know likes traditional western food - which isn't spicy.

I got BTFO by these things, I often eat spicy food and didn’t think they’d be too hot but they were really fucking spicy

>>16270740
>>16270982
wow yeah, why should I just go for the regular ones right away when I can subject myself to excruciating pain before I get something that tastes the same

Check'em

>>16270529
Sometimes I don't even feel like finishing the regular spicy

>>16270529
If they're too spicy for you. Cook them in 350-400ml milk in a skillet.
Once the noddles are broken up enough that you can cook them without having to do any flipping or mixing, add w.e. cheese you want on top(crack an egg in if you want) then cover tightly.

>>16270602
This is how you appear to others. Make of it what you will.

>>16271625
>4x
This thread is about 3x

>>16270529
Those are literal meme noodles, they're meant to challenge yourself or your friends with. If you want tasty then get yourself some Jjajang packets. Not too hot and the black bean sauce is amazing.

>>16270529
Bought a 10 pack of these, first 2 packs I could only get halfway through, the rest I only added half the sauce. I've eaten an entire Carolina Reaper for a dare and it was nowhere near as bad as a bowl of this shit, guess it's the quantity and how long you have to suffer through it until you finish the bowl.

Dude if you have the limited edition 3X sell them online they don't make them anymore and Go for a bit on ebay

>>16270529
I just tried this brand. All heat, no flavor. Would rather just add vietnamese chili paste, sambal, sriracha, spicy chili crisp, etc myself. I usually drink the broth from ramen, but this was just a chore to get through the noodles, then I threw the broth and leftover shards in the dumpster.

>>16279228
Eh, they're only going for like $33 tops for a 5 pack.

>>16280055
>broth
retard

>>16270559
Yes but theres retards on here that actually think shin black is too spicy.

>>16270529
Honestly? They have really good flavor, but they literally hurt too much to eat. They make a light version thats less spicy, i might have to give those a go. Out of all the ramens i havs tried, i would say this one has been the best (flavor wise, and yes, better than shin black)

>>16280055
>fried noodles
>broth
Dumbfuck

>>16281017
>>16281174
Same brand, cup o noodles

>>16270529
What types of noodles are being used here? The sauce is good, but the noodles are amazing and I would like to buy like a giant pack of em at a lower price, since I like making my own sauce.

>>16270529
I love those noodles but they're certainly not for everyone. The typical way to make them is with no broth and fried, but I usually make them more like a soup (I just like soups), which definitely cuts like level of spice. If you're acclimated to that level of spice, they taste good and give you a little rush. If you're not used to very spicy stuff, no shit you're not going to like it, but I would suggest trying it as a soup rather than fried before you just toss them.

I won't bother reading 97 replies.
Has anyone told him yet that he can just use less than the whole flavour packet?

>>16281492
Why would you deliberately seek out rare and expensive novelty noodles only to invalidate the experience

>>16270529
I wont bother with that much heat. The curry and the cheese version of these are good though. You can also add oils and dairy too lessen the spice and eggs, veggies and sweet sauces to soak some of it up and make it tastier.

I wonder if the ppl who complain never put too much chili or pepper into their food by accident.

>>16270529
They are exactly als spicy as advertised. If you don't like eating hot chili flavour why did you buy them?

>>16281551
Did you not read the OP, you retarded fuck?

>>16270529
it goes really well with cola wings.

>>16281566
How does the OP invalidate anything?
He went to great efforts to source a particularly niche product and discovered he doesn't like them. If he wanted regular noodles he can find those anywhere at no expense.

>>16281596
>great efforts
Every Asian store carries them
And the OP is mainly about having already bought them and now wondering if he has to throw them out.
You're a fucking idiot.

>>16281631
If every asian store carries 3x Samyang get your ass to ebay and make a killing

>>16270529
i hate the weird chemical after taste these have.