/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16265326
>surf and turf meal at Outback
>"im a richfag"
Yeah, I've got $15 I can spend too.

>>16265326
Lol that lobster looks like shit. Was probably frozen and thawed about 6 times over before it reached your plate.

>>16265326
>plastic water cup
>baby shit coleslaw in a plastic ramekin
>plastic handle knife
>overcooked lobster
>scuffed wooden table with no cloth
lol outback sucks

>>16265326
>parent(s) take you to dinner at a “nice” chain restaurant with plastic-handled steak knives
>snap photos to shitpost on 4chan
Quit being a standard-issue zoomer faggot. Put your fucking iPhone down and have dinner with your parents.

>>16265326
Wheres the real sides?

>>16265326
Also you couldnt get wine or beer, just water?

>>16265326
>poorfag unironically trying to flex eating outback
holy shit

>>16265326
Steak speaks for itself. Looks good OP

>>16265330
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>>16265354
>>16265370
>>16265376
Seethe more

>>16265382
>m-m-muh seethe

>>16265382
Cope harder little bitch

That lobster looks like it 6 months ago

>lobster
cockroach of the sea
>steak
cockroach of the land

gross, 0/10

>>16265370
OP's obviously 15 years old

>>16265408
>fancy fag steaks
How about actually eating a manly steak you girl

>>16265428
This costs more than your life retard.

>>16265418
Yeah youre probably right. I wonder how his mom looks.

>>16265370
Sorry I don’t drink alcohol you fucking junky

>>16265326
Only the steak looks good
I had burger n fries

>>16265469
You're in the minority, so maybe try not to be such a bitter little rude cunt about it?

>>16265442
>paying hundreds of dollars to chew gum

>>16265442
Looks meh

>>16265408
did you get to grill these yourself?

>>16265545
Yeah but not the chateubriand I had in the end. They wont let you.

>>16265326
>What are you poor fags eating?
This

>>16265568
Shrimp pube pizza?

>>16265576
lol you must have interesting pubes anon
do you shave them and then let them grow to stubble ?

>>16265568
Pube sandwich hahaha

>>16265576
I spilled pube stubble all over my shrimp pizza on 4chan & a black anon shouted "this nigga pubs got a 5 o'clock shadow" & everyone laughed.

>>16265326
serviceable

an unholy amount of beer atm

>>16265382
dude he called u a little bitch >>16265408

>>16265576
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>>16265585
cringe

>>16265326
This is exactly how I like my steaks to look. Hate the overdramatic shit you see at the steakhouses. Wonderful looking, old school meal friend.

Op is a decimated fag and is currently on damage control

>>16265326
Bad post

>>16265693
Takes one to know one

>>16265568
This mogs everything else in this shitty thread

No wonder OP's pissed, such a tiny portion, must still be hangry

I'm having rice and 14 beers

How come the /surfnturf/ chads get to have TWO threads?

>>16265775
one thread is dominated more by team surf and the other is turf-leaning

>>16265813
OP here. This is a team surf thread. The turf is still delicious though.

>>16265326
>that knife

I don't eat at poor people steak houses.

>>16265848
>steakhouse
I made this myself moron

>>16265555
Looks gross as fuck. You're such a faggot you actually eat on a bundle of sticks

>>16265382
calmer than you are

What a shit thread

>>16265354
This

>steak and lobster
Add asparagus and it's a perfect meal
Ohhhhh my god I wish I hadn't already eaten.

American classic

>>16265555
>>16265870
Nigga got quads and you didn't even check em. You're the only faggot here

>>16265755
How fucking fat are you

>>16265326
I had Filet Mignon, Lobster, King Crab. Shrimp, Salmon Poke, and Oysters.

And caesar salad

>tfw the place I go to has metal ramekins, white table cloths, wood-handled steak knives, real glassware, and well cooked steaks and lobster
I can rest easy one more day

>>16265326
Your mom. Same cow but she had me eating her fish taco on the side

>>16266401
nice. what do you like on your oysters? for me it's hot sauce and lemon, or just some onion vinaigrette

or do you just skull it au naturale?

>>16266437
I found a dash of cocktail sauce, a dash of hot sauce, and a small squeeze of lemon juice was perfect. Mignonette was nice but not my thing.

>>16266445
Yeah I'm kinda the same, although sometimes the "mignonette" (didn't know the name) is refreshing

>>16266450
Oh, another fun fact: “surf n turf” is a tryhard English adaptation of French “terre et mer,” “land and sea”

>>16266487
I think it's neat that they both rhyme at least

>>16265326
>that little "salad" that gets given to the next customer because no one ever eats it

>>16266490
It is cool, and it makes it fun. But they rhyme naturally in French, and whoever adapted the phrase to English had to find a clever rhyme phrase that sideways means the same thing.

Surf n turf is probably a little more “fun” because it’s euphemistic instead of direct

>>16266506
Well, yeah. Good marketing as well really

>>16266510
Also, the seafood tower I ordered is also a French style “fruits de mer.” The restaurant I ate at is basically just French lol

Even had a demiglace on the filet

>>16265408
>high quality outside skirt
as opposed to the rest of those which are low quality?

OP wanted to flex but gets completely annihilated lmao

>>16265408
>high quality salted tongue
oooo, you can really tell that something is high quality when they inform you that it's high quality.

I hope you enjoyed my high quality post.

>>16266551
I didn’t get annihilated but ok

>>16265326
Lobster is good. Stek is overrated

>>16266612
its a cheap cut so you gotta tell the richfags its better than it is

>>16265326
Rock lobster is inferior to maine lobster

>>16265326
I eat steak and lobster regularly.
>>16267839
That's what people who've never had good steak say

>>16267877
>I eat steak and lobster regularly.
I hope for the sake of your loved ones that you don't.

>>16265568
Dude do you not see the ants all over your pizza?