/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Where is the best place that has food I can easily cram up my ass

>>16257716
Something that isn't easy to replicate at home. Maybe a nice Tex-Mex or Mexican place? Chips and salsa/queso and then some fajitas with all the fixings. Some Cadillac margaritas while you're waiting for your food. I always ask for an extra shot of half tequila and Gran Marnier in mine.

That would be my go-to.

>>16257758
I always ask for my margaritas in a fluted glass. It's easier to cram up my ass that way.

>>16257758
There's an Andean place near me that just opened up, maybe that. Although I got burned last time I went to one of those and it was just like "oh which variant of rotisserie chicken do you want? And we have really simple burritos too I guess"; I think this place is better though

>>16257724
>>16257776
Dangerously based

>>16257805
>Andean
the fuck? go in there and just start throwing fists until they give you a beer and some dead goat meat.
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Takanakuy
shit would be cash bro

>>16257776
Why do you think I ask for the extra shot of half tequila and Gran Marnier? You get extra drunk when its crammed up your ass.

>>16257805

I've had decent Argentinian food, but every meal I've had from Peruvian/Ecuadorian places has been bland, overpriced garbage.

>>16257953
Exactly I think it was Peruvian. There is a PORTUGUESE (/Brazilian) place nearby that's basically just like a Gugapilled ultra-BBQ...what are they called? Something with an "r" I think

I ended up at a Japanese restaurant

>>16257716
Dumbest chart I've ever seen. Concepts like "dialectical" and "idealism" are pr. definition metaphysical in themselves, or if you want to deny metaphysics, they are at the very least socially constructed concepts that we can't empirically prove, which is pretty damn close to metaphysics. Also dialectical and metaphysical aren't opposites or "in contrast" to each other.

>>16258331
What the fuck does "pr." mean?

>>16257716
Where am I going to eat tonight?
I can't turn left and I won't turn right
As the road goes on in the pale moonlight
And a lonely blackbird cries

I'm going to eat in a lonely bed
With white and whiter linen spread
A cold grey stone at my foot and head
And pennies on my eyes

>>16258325
Pass me some chicken katsu

>>16258382
I got lobster and chicken hibachi. But I'm not actually in front of a hibachi grill. So I'm not really sure what that word means in this context

>>16258358
per

>>16258441
So you're literally not even saving a keystroke

>>16258499
At least he's not using zoomer "literally" language like a tard

>>16258501
Welcome to colloquial linguistics post-1990

>>16258405
it means filler meat and whitefish with chicken breasts that have been frozen for about a year.
everything on that menu is about as basic bitch shit as can be. show us the other pages, dildo.

>>16258048
Are you alone? Rodizio is more fun when you're with a larger group celebrating something, because most of the hot sides are coming to order out of the kitchen on sharing platters. Argentinean or Nica steak would be better, getting that chimmichurri slathered over a crispy skirt or flap steak, those pickled onions, hot cheese in peppers, and great desserts.

When in a big city, I'd just hit up the top 10 on some ranking sites, and look who had the best cocktail, craft brews, or wine options, and get some wine flight or pariing options for some really delicious food. The actual culture or food mood will probably hit you while you read reviews. Mind saying where you are? I'm well traveled.

>>16258501
It was ight, call it 7.25/10. I did $30 tip on a $70 tip because I'm like that

>>16258534
Churrasquiera, that's what it's called. Which to give credit to the macacos is their thing

>>16258534
Hoboken area

>>16258580
Respect - do the same.

>>16258618
Was anticipating scorn, appreciate the support

>>16258501
>>16258508
you guys are both zoomers, it's literally a thing people have been doing since at least shakespeare's time, as it's in one or several of xir's plays

>>16257716
>he thinks dialectical materialism isn't an oxymoron
HA