/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16248918
It hurts so bad. KFC used to be the literal shiznit, but they're barely edible these days.

>>16248918
is this some sort of new meme about colonel sanders

>>16248930
Trolled lmao

>>16248918
This is the most retarded shit I’ve ever read.
It literally doesn’t mention any of the best things about Sanders’ journey to KFC, and it doesn’t mention how hard he tried to fuck them after they fucked with his recipe and standards.
On top of that, damn near everything it *does* mention is 100% false.
What a retarded meme.

It's pretty comforting knowing some people bloomed economically much later in life and it's never too late.

>>16248930
https://youtu.be/zr74Xda3tHw

>>16248954
i guess
my mom met him as a little girl when he moved to canada, fun fact

>>16248976
i miss frank but I'm glad he's doing what makes him happy

>Buddha sat under a Bodhi tree and became enlightened
>Newton sat under an apple tree and theorised gravity
>Colonel Sanders sat under a tree and realised he was sent by God to fry chicken

>>16248993
franku a sellout

>>16248993
I miss him and I'm pretty shocked that he just became a generic sadboi musician. Maybe it was his plan from the beginning.

>>16248918
The chicken sandwich is god-like, and I don't care if no one cares. I will go to the grave eating that chicken sandwich all by myself.

>>16249000
I should sit under trees and think about stuff more. Maybe i will figure out what i should do.

>>16249021
>it was his plan from the beginning
He has explicitly said this many times in his "out of character" videos from back in the day

>>16249026
if I were to guess, you are overweight and have no gf.

>>16249194
and it's that kind of thinking that will ensure that you never will

>>16248918
This conveniently leaves out the parts about how “Colonel” Wayland Sanders got his original chicken recipe from black slaves on his grandfather’s plantation, where he was in charge of discipline, or “buck breaking” in the parlance of the times. The 11 herbs and spices which were a secret ancestral medicine of the Bantu peoples, are secret to hide the fact they they are all African in origin, including Yoruba Root, Palm Wine, Mandinka Berries, Dakha Leaves, and Munda Munsa Foot Trodden Canyon Salt.
The chicken is beloved by African Americans because it is their ancestral holy food beaten and broken from the lips of their fathers under the most horrible of tortures.
Jesus wept for the suffering of the negro peoples broken in one evil man’s quest to make a buck.
you can recognize his guilt, he mocks them, every bucket of KFC has a stick figure of a nude Black man with his head crudely replaced by the smug smirking face of the Colonel of Cruelty, the Beast Satanders

>>16249485
Lel, have a (you)

>holy shit, based. too bad the chicken is now dogshit today.

>>16249485
Good, they wouldn't have done anything useful with the secret recipe anyway.

>>16249485
ohhhh fuuuuuuck
>Colonel of Cruelty, the Beast Satanders

>>16248918
This is the kind of Facebook horse shit my maga-tard, q-ball uncle jerks off to.

>>16249021
yea that was the plan dumbass, motherfucker literally made his first channel to shill his music kek

>>16248993
Most of his music sucks and he doesn't look happy making it.

>>16249485
well they're his slave so the recipe including their turds are his property