/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16242969
That's good soup

>>16242969
yum

looks like a bowl of toilet dripping

>>16242986
you probably like raisin bran faggot

>>16242969
My toilet in the morning when I spent all night drinking and never flushed

uma

I've been with my wife for 10 years now. We met in high school, and I got her pregnant. She is and always has been a lazy person and a shit cook. I wouldn't even mind eating shit food if she at least made it on time. But she rarely did.

We'd get into screaming arguments constantly about how lazy and worthless she was. I felt like an asshole for it, but goddamn she was a real piece of work. The only reason I dealt with all this was for the kids, and also because the sex is great.

But one night, I got fed up. Not only did she get drunk, neglect the kids, and made me top Ramen for dinner, but she decided to give me attitude too. She was being real fucking bitchy. So I told my grandparents to keep an eye on the kids and told my wife we were going to go out and have dinner together. I drove maybe 3 blocks to a quiet area (we live in Oregon, it's not hard to find a quiet field) and I got out of the car, went around like I was going to open her door for her and let her out, and I just beat the shit out of her while she was still seatbelted. After a few punches, I asked her if she wanted to go back to her parents. She started screaming and yelling and said yes, so I beat the shit out of her again. Then I asked her what she wanted to do. She finally got smart and said she wanted to go home. So I took her home and dared her to start trouble. I even handed her my cellphone and dialed her mom's number on the drive home. I made her talk to her mom, while daring her to fucking say something.

Before that incident, I had never laid a hand on her. But I had always threatened it. I told her "one of these days, if you don't straighten up, I'm going to lay hands on you."

All my meals have been on time, and she just recently tried to make a meatloaf. It was mediocre, but I was just thrilled that she tried.

Do with this information what you will.

Why is Japanese cooking like this? In other aesthetic fields their culture is highly developed.

>>16243296
lmao yeah right faggot

>>16243296
based

>>16243296
I've read this before. Yeah, that's right. Bet you wish I was a new fag, don't you?

>>16243688
Newfag

>>16242969
Thank you honey, I know we haven't been cooking together long and making food for someone you care about is a nerve-racking experience. This expression of love and caregiving truly touches my heart and truly exemplifies the vows we made on our wedding day. This is but a small part of the healthy relationship that will make our children grow up to be functional adults.

>>16243006
no i dont

>>16244500
Oh shit, so is this what it feels like?