/ck/ - Food & Cooking

They just look so uncanny it's body horror

coffee is overrated

>>16237147
Please god at least once before I die

>>16237147
Jamaica Blue Mountain.

long black

>>16237147
There are no local Starbucks. There was some, but the local population has a better standard for coffee than what Starbucks had to offer, so they left.

>>16237147
Nothing. Even though I am surrounded by them, I never go there.
Even if stuck at the airport and nothing else is open, I'll just get a drink from the water fountain instead

>>16237147
Is that Hunter Schafer because every time I see a picture of Hunter posted I fall deeper and deeper in like with her.
I'd even go to Starbucks with her if she asked. I would order a doubleshot of espresso.

>>16237147
short coffee. no cream. no sugar.

>>16237437
Meds. Take them.

>>16237147
I feel sorry for people who don't have real cafes where they live

>>16237443
no. u.

>>16237448
there's a place in houston in the gay district that has a cafe. Empire Cafe. they have the best coffee. the employees wear shirts that read "Corporate Coffee Sucks"

>>16237173
>ywn smell a qt girl fart

>>16237173
When it happens, and it will happen, you will be overjoyed to take a whiff of a college girls erotic braaap. It will be the highlight of your life.

>>16237448
I do , but whenever I order a coffee from them it is really small for some reason

>>16237147
I don't really like it, but sugar babies will generally want to meet there for some reason. There's a dozen better shops around, but I usually stick to the 18-22 range, so I guess they don't know any better.

>>16237388
>her

>>16237448
real cafes don't have drive throughs. going inside a cafe gives me anxiety

>>16237147
Vanilla latte

>>16237147
We dont have Starbucks here ever since they went bankrupt.

>>16237147
she's tryna hide that white booty with an oversized sweatshirt but she can't

>>16237147
A double carmel frapiccuino

Starbucks is overpriced burnt tasteless shit for 12-22 year old women

Prefer a cortado from my local place

>taking creepshots at starbucks
kino

>>16237147
Orange mocha frappuccino

>>16237147
iced soi matcha latte with hazelnut sweetener and no ice

>>16237147
a venti leer

i've never ordered at starbucks, what am i missing? where should i start and where do i go after that?

The last time I was in a Starbucks I went specifically to try the tiramisu frappe.
It was not worth it.

>>16237147
probably whatever overly sweet and syrupy shit they have available. if i just wanted a basic coffee i'd brew it myself.

>>16237147
I'm not allowed in Starbucks in my country because I'm not vaxxed.
I'm not joking.

>>16237147
thot coffee

>>16241168
maybe you'll save money

Idk, but I'm glad we had this thread. I just had a Starbucks open by my house. Only been a few times. How the fuck do I order a regular black coffee, or at least something keto friendly?

>keto friendly

>>16237147
this looks like a twinkhon, I'd still cook for "her" though

>>16241288
>>16241451
keto is a jewish scam to get men to turn into trannies by eating more soi

order some bussy

>>16237147
a lick of those delectable calves

>>16237147
I use the bathroom and leave. If I'm feeling thirsty and I'm not broke, I might get an iced tea, but the coffee there is never good

>>16241475
you will never be a real woman

I love the chorizo breakfast sandwiches. does anyone know where to buy chorizo frozen patties online?

>>16237147
Starbucks is for faggots i drink at Juan Valdez

>>16237162
They're just white.

>>16241181
I wasn't going there anyway, frankly.
I'm just mad that I'm not allowed.

>>16237504
i really can´t understand this brapp meme, i mean, i love to eat ass and eat pussy, totally love to do that but the smell of a fucking fart is disgusting, maybe you havent had sex and think a fart is a good thing but is fucking repulsive, no matter if the girl is so fucking hot, a fart smells ALWAYS like fucking shit. Sometimes even worse.

>>16241123
>a little bit of coffee
>tons of cream and sugar
wonder why wasn´t worth it

>>16241735
That's what happens when you only date hogs that only eat junk food. Get fit and you can date fit girls.

>>16239678
>carmel
Why do mutts have such a tough time spelling and/or pronouncing the most basic and rudimentary of words?

>>16242683
Literally rightism defunding education

large coffee with cream

... and ur number bby :)

>>16237465
I think there’s one of those in Seattle to

Who buys from Starbucks?

>>16242784
NOOOOO!!! NOT MY HECKIN INDOCTRINATION CAMPERINOOOOOSSSS!!!

>>16242784
I thought most middle and high school teachers were female therefore left leaning?

>>16237147
I want her to sit on my face. I like them lean white girl butts

>>16241505
>>16241451
Soy isn't keto.
Also, sugar is a jewish scam to keep goyim like you fat and docile. Go surf pornhub, nigger.

>>16237147
Nothing, we have better options.

>>16237162
Because they aren't overweight?

>>16241735
Jokes on you laddie I’ve smelled plenty of girls farts. I’ve had 3 ex’s live with me. Never fails to get me rock hard and dripping precum when I smell and hear a greasy female brap

>>16242977
Sorry anon Swift is fat now :’(

why go to starbucks when you can just break bucks instead?

>>16243303
I mean, there are people who eat bowls of shit too, but scatplay is nasty. So are feet.

>>16242784
Good

>>16242958
The word "also" is reddit?

>>16243310
Even fuckin better! I want my jaw and nose to be sore

>>16242958
>banned words list
sweet summer child

decaf

haven't been to starbucks since February 2020 on account of 'rona

At Starbucks, I used to order a double espresso, if I was a group getting coffee.

cinnamon dolce latte

why would i waste money at starbucks.
just buy a months worth of folgers for $6.

>starbucks is good
anything with 100g of sugar is good

one broken buck

>>16237147
ew maskcucks

>>16237147
I unironically just drink instant coffee, either with powdered cream and sugar or a teaspoon in my morning protein shake. Genuinely good coffee requires more effort and autism than I'm willing to put into or pay for, and starbucks tastes no better than if I poured the entire box of sugar in my morning coffee so I'm not buying that garbage.

>>16243455
feet just stay in socks all day, they don't smell like shit.
They have a sweet scent to them and have a pretty figure.
Buttholes, farts and shit are all nasty.

>>16237147
>What do you order at your local Starbucks?

I’ve only gotten Starbucks once years back, stopping in Ohio while driving from Detroit to Reading Pensilvania and I got a regular coffee-coffee and despite putting in a shitload of sugar and creamer in it, it was sucking acidic I thought it was going to burn a hole thru my stomach.

>>16242683
This is obviously not a menu in an english speaking country

>>16241735
same
I think BRAP posting is mostly a meme because goddamn does it make me laugh every time but it most definitely does not turn me on in the least. in my mind girls don't fart. this is how it's supposed to be.

>>16237284
>>16243936
kek

>>16237147
venti cold brew

>>16237147
the contents of the register and what ever is in the safe if I have time

>>16242977
Is she scratching an itch?

Starbucks shut down here back in 2008 and never returned, except for in a handful of tourist areas in Sydney and the Gold Coast. Strayan coffee is top tier stuff so no one was buying their disgusting burnt-tasting sugar syrup.

>>16237147
tall blond flat white, sometimes it matches the barista ;)

>>16237147
i have this drink that was on for about a week several years ago, it was the winner of a competition where baristas made drinks and some portuguese guy won.

its called a white mocha cold brew and its 2-3 pumps of white mocha, cold brew (undiluted), ice and microfoam on top

I get my breakfast at starbucks, it's become like a routine for me now to the point where I just called breakfast 'Breakbucks' lol

>>16247825
I once had breakfast at a Starbucks at the Rio in Vegas during Evo 2011,and standing next to me in line was Gootecks!
I was happy to meet him, but if I knew what he'd become I would have tried to warn the poor bastard.

>>16247825
>breakbucks

>>16237147
I bet that hole is just lightly stained with a few short hairs and a lovely earthy aroma

>>16241735
If you're into fecal sex like "eating ass" you can't really complain about the smell of what you're choking down.

>>16237341
There are a few in the CBD, particularly near stations.

>>16237162
Because they're people, not cans.

>>16241735
>>16244812
It started out as smelling attractive girls after a workout then somehow morphed into smelling ass gas.

>>16237162
That looks like a normal girl

>>16241735
>>16248672
it started as a meme reply to people posting ass pictures on /fit/
someone would post lewd butt pics, anons would respond with fart jokes

>>16239678
Peak performance right there.

>all these fart comments
i just get a decaf quad shot with caramel drizzle and a splash of cream, usually iced. i like the way coffee tastes but i can't into caffeine or my heart will explode.

>>16237147
Milk

>>16246500
Shoving her tampon back in.
With her singing, and bending over, there's a lot of muscle contraction going on in there.

>>16248693
/fit/ makes the best memes

>>16249534
>why am I not that tampon

>>16238504
I know of three cafes in my area with drive thrus and better coffee than star bucks. I worked at one. I'm sorry you live in a shitty area man.

>>16237147
Chocolate chip cookie

>>16237147
nothing because starbucks sucks

>>16239678
is this achievable natty?

>>16238504
fucking filtered by reality huh >=)

>>16237147
Nitro cold brew

>>16244454
That's what he said, muttland

>>16250483
dont be mean

i've never been to a starbucks in my life

>>16239678
jus bee urself

>>16241735
look at betaboy no brap billy over here, thinks hes too good to inhale the ass gas of a fair maiden. oh well, that just means there’s more for myself and my brothers to breathe in.

Star what?

I only go during fall, and then its every day for a pumpkin spice latte. I'm not even a girl, I just think that shit is delicious.

Fuck you.

Only go if my gf insists, but I like the passion tango lemonade.

>>16237162
She looks pretty normal, maybe a bit tall

>>16237147
4th day in a row I’ve came home and pleasured myself to this tight lil brapmachine