/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16235734
Damn those are some fat jugs

>>16235734
I want to cover that dumb broads massive sloppers in my quinky sauce

>>16235734
the answer is in your heart, or those tits.

>>16235735
Some real fuckin big satchels of satisfaction.

>>16235734
wanna drink her piss

You guys ever been with a woman with tits that big? How is it? Do they smell/get sweaty? Are they like a water balloon?

I've only ever dated titlets

Creamy italian dressing is fucking perfect for pizza

also you guys are gross. get therapy and then settle down with a nice man like a normal person

>make greasy cheese bread
>pour oil on it
Do Americans really?

>>16235803
The first time I saw some big ones I immediately noticed one was bigger than the other, I said it to her like a retard and she was sad

>>16235815
Kek

>>16235735
The oil jug? Looks pretty standard size.

>>16235793
I want her to BLAST her HOT piss down my greedy throat

>>16235734
tits?

>>16235734

MY- LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THOSE big booba looba BANG BANGS!! those CONGO BONGOS.. THOSE jiggly jiggly jiros. those plumpa lumpa dump POW POWS.. succulent sucker-sucks! Whoopee cushion yum yums, triple nipple wham whams. those bouncin biggalos!! THOSE BIG FAT HOOTER SHOOTERS

>>16235734
QUOTE THIS POST IF YOU WOULD LICK BBC CUM OFF OF HER MAGNIFICENT TITS!

>>16235734
What’s it like slapping titties around bros?

>>16235734
I absolutely love tomato sauce on pizza.

I love coffee

>>16235803
my current gf has tits about that big
if she's been at work and has been sweaty all day then they smell a little on the undersides

>>16235803
>soft, giggly, couldn't even cover the entire tit with both hands
shit's pretty fucking awesome desu

>>16235734
how did the plate get that much grease on it? did she drop the slice upside down on the plate?

>>16236331
it looks like she;s drizzing the za with chili oil anon

>>16235936
Like slapping bags of sand.

>oil on pizza

>>16236339
If I took two balloons filed them with sand and fucked them would that be like titty fucking?

>>16236338
gross bitch

>>16236344
Yes. Trust me, I have over 1 1/2 years professional titty fucking experience.

What the fuck is wrong with this board

>>16236363

>>16236363
>>16236371
I KNOW RIGHT
everyone talking about her massive tits and noone cares about her perfect fucking mouth
i mean look at that genuine :3 face
i wanna see her teeth so i can decide if it's worth doxxing stalking and raping this girl

>>16236363
OP committed one of the classic blunders. Maybe next time he won't be a retarded attentionwhore. Who knows.

>>16235734
Lmao we've come full circle. Lust images with food in them. I'm gonna start posting that so my threads stay bumped.

>>16235803
>get sweaty

Yes, but her tits aren't even that big, plus she's probably wearing a bra. You KNOW when you see big tits, and these are sad excuses.

>>16235734
Olive oil

>>16236363
lick it up whiboii

>>16236396
C-can I join? I’ll take seconds

>>16235734
tomato?

>>16235734
That pizza is SHITE

C- coffee is bad f- for you.

>>16235754
Dsmn, you use human blood and milk on your pizzas?

>>16236396
Now this is pretty based

>>16236342
Based

>>16235734
HOLD ON
that's a fucking realdoll

>>16238593
oh wow

>>16235734
Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the mouth uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO FUCK *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabbi furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~

>>16235813
No we don't. Olive oil is for greasy wop's. We know better

>>16238593
>that's a fucking realdoll
no

>>16239046
>We know butter.

Fixed that for you my porcine chum.

>>16239075
So just photoshop, then.

>>16236654
>>16235734
oil?

>>16235734
built solely and expressly for African cock.

>>16235734
she had a sloppy pepperoni poopy after

>>16239650
I wish women's poo smelled nicer so its easier to play with

>>16235734
is that meadow from the sopranos
>>16236419
you're a newfag dumb cunt, he knew exactly what he was doing

gosh i love boobs. im not the only one right?

>>16239923
You probably are. That's really weird, and you might benefit from talking to a therapist about it.

>>16235803
My ex had huge cans and I used to sit on her stomach and fuck her tits whilst she was on her phone and I came under her chin

Trojan horse /s/ threads are cancer and against >>>/ck/rules/1
OP is a faggot.
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