/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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>>16235121
Why is the amount by mass of elk penis 5 times the amount of eared seal penis and dog penis?
are elks packing some serious dong?

no thanks chang

Why is China obsessed with folk medicine still?They’ve totally transformed their country with modern dams skyscrapers bridges but they still love penis and snake wine.

>>16235121
This stuff smells like something that was fermented in my shoes.

>>16235234
Ask your aunt about holistic medicine and her healing crystal collection.

>>16235165
It's probably cheaper, so they use it as filler penis in the recipe. Like how most pestos being mostly cashew instead of pine nut.

>>16235121
>three penis wine
Is this not just a meme from the league?

>>16235408
my feet always smell like nacho cheese doritos. shit's cash, so i never wash my feet in the shower.
>>16235121
where do get

ante

>>16235121
That's 5% off of being proper liquor. I'd drink it.

>>16235500
this is a great thread because I just started re-watching the League I forgot how funny it is.

>>16235485
Unlikely, Dog Penis is probably cheapest, even if you need twenty dogs to make up for one Elk. Maybe Elk has better Penis taste ?

>>16236699
Elk is probably the most sought after
they're giving the customers their money's worth

>>16235121
>drinking wine
Cling others low T

>>16235234
Because at the root of it all Chinese are no better than their medieval busman ancestors. Everything modern they have they steal because they are all no more than animals

>>16235234
It's arrogant to think that western medicine is the be all end all panacea to all disease. Of course, it's backwards to think that folk medicine solves everything as well. But if it's stupid and it works, then it isn't stupid.

>>16237450
There are some gems in folk medicine to be sure, but a lot of it is pure snake oil consumed due to superstitions

>>16235234
Because the development of China has outpaced the development of the chinese people. It's like if aliens dropped down and gave the west technology that was centuries ahead of their current capabilities. Culture and collective consciousness are much slower to adapt. The bugmen are decades or more behind their technology.

>>16237529
More like it's old folks unwilling to adapt like always. The 'aliens' who brought new technology are themselves Chinese who studied abroad.

>>16237450
My Vietnamese friend gets so furious when another (Chinese) friend of ours tries to sell the group on his weird holistic shit. They will argue the entire time we're hanging out when that happens. It amuses the hell out me.

>>16235121
No thanks. I suck Chicken Cock.

>>16235500
>>16236678
Based, the League is a great show

>>16235121
bai ju rocks

>>16238597
No u

>>16238714
>Distilled from grain
Fake and gay

>>16238714
>tfw want to post Suntory Black Nikka whiskey but they changed the name a few years back

>>16238714
*blocks your path*

>>16235121
hahaha! Penis