/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I don't have to imagine, I'm not a poorfag

>>16221730
Mmmm, makes my mouth water just imagining it

>>16221730
imagine eating animals homes and ecosystems
shame on you.

>>16221730
This is why you eat animals when they are alive.

>>16221730
I have no problem with people who eat meat. I have a problem with idiots who think you need to eat meat at every meal, or at least every dinner, every day.
I can afford to eat literally nothing but meat, but I don't because eating meat daily is retarded and only possible because the government subsidizes it so much.

>>16221730
Metal af

>>16221763
>eating meat daily is retarded
It's like you want to be an impotent twink.

>>16221730
Goddamnit I wasn't hungry but now I'm defrosting another flat iron.

>>16221769
>is worried about health effects of not eating meat everyday
>is also obese
kek

>>16221763
Just for this I’ll be having meat more often.

>>16221730
Hey, IT guy, I butchered a duck in front of my baby pet duck. What are you gonna do?

>>16221779
like pottery

>>16221730
Realize eating figurative corpses.

>>16221763
meat is literally the healthiest thing you can eat, it's what we evolved to eat, and the only reason why humans started eating plants was because humans were too successful at it

>>16221784
I like that you still think of me. But this isn't even my thread.

Is there anything funnier or more desperate than some spindly vegan cracking open the thesaurus to try to make meat sound like a bad choice?

>IT'S DEAD ANIMALS AND CARCASSES AND FLESH AND OHH DEATH AND DESTRUCTION FROM CUTE LITTLE FLUFFY ANIMALS YOU HELLSPAWNED CARNISTS THEY HAD LIFE IN THEM AND YOU TOOK IT AWAY

We fucking know and it's de-goddamned-licious after I throw those fucking animal bodies on the grill after I've seasoned them up. Go cry elsewhere.

>>16221798
>(((Tel Aviv))) University

>>16221779
I'm far from being fat lmao. But what the fuck do you eat? Grains and grass? Meat is the main course, always should be.

>>16221798
>for 2 million years humans ate nothing but meat
so it took 2 million years of dicking around to figure out a meat-only diet isn't the ideal choice? It's almost like our whole society exists now because we moved past a meat-based diet and eat other, non-meat things.

>>16221815
No retard. The reason we're here is because we ate meat and evolved, thanks to animal protein and fats.

>>16221800
Why do you keep coming here?

>>16221798
>2 million years
>humans

I thought 250k years was considered a bit of a stretch?

>>16221814
>Grains and grass?
it's crazy how people who eat like fussy children forget that so many other foods exist outside of meat.
Every single "man" that I've met who talks like
>Meat is the main course, always should be.
is usually a gigantic manbaby who has the palate and brain function of a 9 year old.

>>16221815
no rather the environment changed due either to overhunting or climate and the megafauna died off

>>16221791
Don't you have a father to murder across infinite realities and a little girl to slowly roast 'liz? Once you realize you're eating figurative foods, you've broken the matrix. Stop.

>>16221833
Why do you? Why does anyone?

>>16221730
Imagine pumping your body full of estrogen.

>>16221763
>I can afford to eat literally nothing but meat
>eating meat daily is retarded and only possible because the government subsidizes it so much
Then you’re a poorfag who can’t actually afford to eat nothing but meat.
Throughout the history of civilization, daily consumption of meat was still enjoyed by the privileged.

>>16221784
>Hey, IT guy, I butchered a duck in front of my baby pet duck
So?
I work in IT, and I have no issue eating a burger in front of a cow. I give even less of a fuck about poultry. I guess I’m not *the* IT guy.
You know who gives the least amount of fucks regarding poultry? Other poultry.
Anyone who has ever kept chickens can confirm this.
Take an egg from under a mother hen, and throw it on the ground.
When it breaks, the chickens will basically fight the fuck out of each other to eat the delicious contents. Including the one which from under you just took it.

>>16221835
Could've just said "Yes."

>>16221842
What would that actually feel like? Bitchy or bitchin'?

>>16221763
>eating meat daily is retarded
your soyinfused brain is misfiring again

>>16221730
Imagine being castrated by over consumption of soy

>>16221834
Without reading the article or paper, I'm assuming that 'humans' refers to the genus Homo

>>16221813
Normally I'd agree but they push so much vegan shit I'm thinking they published this to hide their agenda.

>>16221834
The earth is 6,000 years old idiot

>>16221911
Well, maybe YOU are part of that, but I like the ladies

>>16221961
Ironic or not, this is your brain on veganism

>>16221984
I don’t think vegans are typically the religious type

>>16221730
i imagine it all the time, son :)

>>16221996
Veganism is basically a cult anyway.

>>16222009
This. Sometimes I can even imagine the smell.

>>16221749
I only eat experimental lab synthesized foods that don't require plants

why not?

I'm going to enjoy meat while I can. The environmental shilling about "global warming" will only get louder and regular people will be forced to subsist on grains, and vitamins. somehow though the Elite will still have roast beef and duck.

>>16222193
Vegetables, beans/legumes/lentils exist as well anon

>>16222193
>>16222202
Not to mention hunting and fishing won’t go away ever, so there’s that too.

>>16222202
>Vegetables, beans/legumes/lentils exist
Disgusting

>>16222218
I can hear the obesity in your post

>>16221763
You sound like a soy fag

>>16221779
>la projeccion

>>16222202
I dont have a problem with these items as a part of a diet I have a problem with meat being regulated out of existence for the common man, while the rich still get to enjoy it. And hunting and fishing is prohibited on the king's land. No poaching or its execution for you. Government, wants us weak in body and mind, taking away meat is the step.

>>16222226
And I can't hear you at all, you skinny bitch.

>>16222226
meat causes obesity...?

>>16221730
>you are what you eat
you fucking vegetable

>>16221730
Tastes good

>>16221815
> it took 2 million years of dicking around to figure out a meat-only diet is the only thing preventing mass starvation due to overpopulation fueled by mass grain consumption
Yes

>>16221730
Mmmm....corpseflesh.

>>16221996
moralfags are religious whether they admit it or not.

>>16221730
>imagine you dont need something to die in order to live
anon, what the fuck

>>16221763
Your self-righteous delusional moralfagging in no way impedes the voracity with which I consume meat nor the exquisite flavor of said meat and my enjoyment of it. All you have done is signal to us that you're a piece of shit.

>>16222591
We don't need meat to survive

>>16221739
Fpbp

>>16222687
Dont need the internet either

>>16221798
eggs and dairy are good though. i get sick of meat if i eat it more than once or twice in a week but i never get sick of eggs and dairy unless i start craving meat.

>>16222672
You sound like you’re toxic masculinity is showing because you’re a feeble “man” and need to prove to the world how “manly” you are

>>16222764
Thank you for confirming that your wife does indeed have a boyfriend and that you have in fact prepped him for her.

>>16222764
lel, you’re a homo. i bet you also like bernie sanders lmaoooo

>>16221798
>Humans are primarily meat diet for 2 million years
>They also lived in mud huts, caves, and holes in the ground.
>They also died at 30 on average
>See?! Meat is healthy!

>>16222829
>died at 30 on average.
>Not because of their incredibly dangerous lifestyle killing 50000 lb animals with sticks and being a prey item, but because they primarily ate meat.

>>16222761
oh, for sure. meat eggs and dairy are the healthiest foods you can eat.

>>16222829
the average mortality of early humans is actually skewed downwards by early infant mortality. if you exclude infant mortality from the analysis their lifespans were equal to ours.

>>16221730
imagine not eating corpses
literal homosexuality.

>>16222894
>>16222829
p.s. it's also generally accepted that early humans worked only a fraction of what we do today, and also that they were nutritionally healthier than after the advent of agriculture

http://www.zo.utexas.edu/courses/Thoc/Readings/Diamond_WorstMistake.pdf

>>16222901
I'd rather stay healthy, thanks.
>>16221730
Eating meat is morally wrong and causes suffering.

>>16222968
>>16221730
Would you be okay if someone came to your house and started chopping your family to pieces, just to eat them infront of you? You sick bastards.

>>16221807
cringe

>>16222783
Projection
>>16222797
Cope

>>16223057
>bantz weaker than his limp wrists
jfc this is just painful. who neutered you, fren?

>>16222968
>"I'd rather take a cock up my ass than be a man"

>>16223076
No sense arguing on the internet with people I’ll never meet. I’m just here for (you)’s

>16223093
>No sense arguing on the internet with people I’ll never meet. I’m just here for (you)’s
Anon, you have a bit of cum on the corner of your mouth there... No, the other side. There ya got it. Good to see you still getting your protein intake tho.

>>16221807
very cringe. not only are you harming your body in order to preserve some sense of white fragility, but you are basing your eating lifestyle off a caveman in the stone age would eat. enjoy your heart disease!

>>16221996
What's the difference between one group of retards and another group of retards?

>>16222975
I mean you can literally kill a chicken in front of another chicken, cut some meat off and toss it to them, and they will, without hesitation, eat it.

Humans are animals, but animals are not humans

>>16221730
Love how vegans make use sound so fuckin metal.

>>16223654
Wrong

>>16222975
No but I can defend my family
the weak shall perish

>>16221730
they're very delicious and i highly recommend human in particular

>>16221730
Examining man's teeth man is meant to be frugivore,but we got tricked with all the spices and advertising into eating animal carcass,that's why the mcdonalds mascot is a laughing clown...laughing at those going there to eat shit lol

>>16221730
Imagine not imbuing yourself with the lifeforce of thousands of lesser beings.

>>16224907
>Examining man's teeth man is meant to be frugivore
Wrong. Go shit in the streets from all the spices and lactose intolerance, you lesser being.

>>16224994
Search your feelings , you know it is true.

>>16221730
Death and decay are reminders that nothing last forever.
Live in the moment for we all die eventually.

>>16222172
Imagine eating bacteria goop. No wonder this generation is fucked.

>>16225001
>feelings
That's where you shot yourself in the foot, you low T bitch.

Humans needs animal protein and animal fats to have healthy hormone levels.You don't get any of that by eating sugar like a retard.

>>16225013
Because you know it is the truth there can be no arguing against it,all you can do is name calling , which is frankly very embarrassing to witness.

Time to level up.Stop eating death.

>>16225034
I am Death.

>>16225036
Indeed, you are what you eat

>>16222829
>>16222835
Most of them did not die at 30, no.
30 was the average lifespan because a lot of them died in infancy. If you made it through the first year or two you had a decent chance of a long life.
When you did die as a young adult it was most likely because of infection in your teeth.

>>16221730
But you're eating plant corpses, too.

>>16222911
>it's also generally accepted
One lunatic publishing some horseshit 34 years ago that sounds dangerously like the delusional back to simpler times trad garbage I hear here all day is not general acceptance.

would you rather give up driving or meat? they're both bad for the environment

>>16225335
I think I read somewhere that a pet dog is worse for the environment than a car.

>>16225324
>jared diamond is a lunatic
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jared_Diamond