/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16218853
Of course not. Wine goes in my stomach, not Florian's glass monstrosity.

What is a good, reasonably priced wine?

>>16218853

>why yes I like to evaporate all the icky ethanol out of my fancy grape juice

>>16218853
Every time.
>Pinot Noir = 1.5 hours
>Cabernet = 2 hours
>Chianti = 2.5 hours
>Malbec = 2.5 hours
>Syrah = 3 hours

>>16218853
What an ugly decanter that is

>>16218871
Anything you can buy from the bottom shelf at Kroger. 99% of people couldn't tell the difference in a blind test anyways.

>>16218871
My favorite wines are Argentinean Malbecs, don't care about the brand. It's usually inexpensive, under $10 a bottle. Don't pay more than that imo.

>>16218853
yeah, straight from the goon bag into my mouth

>>16218853
I buy the 10$ bottles. Of course i do.

>>16218853
What do you think the wine glass does

>>16218853
>drinking wine
I'm neither French nor a woman, why in god's name would I ever drink wine?

>>16219054
>surrendering wine to the French
Ironic

>>16219017
Stooge!

>>16219017
Eyyyy, this cunt

Got made redundant in 2019 with a big severance package so I didn't have to work again for a while, best time of my life starting each morning by cracking open a fresh goonbag. Got to the point where I'd take a quick swig straight from the bag in the bottleshop carpark.

The vast majority of wines do not need this, and do not age, they're designed to be drunk out of the bottle immediately.

Just drink the wine that you made yourself from neighbors grapes.

>>16218853
why does that decanter look like the upgraded weapon the shonen anime protagonist gets in the fourth season?

>>16218853
I don't drink cancer juice

>>16219858
Australia sounds miserable

>>16218871
Alamos Malbec

>>16218871
That depends what flavors do you like?

>>16218871
Chateau Ferrande Graves, if you want Bordeaux wine. It's my go-to.

>>16218853
>drinking wine
pfffffff

>>16220175
Yeah, much manlier to drink sparkling bread water with 1/3 of the abv that gives you boobs.

isn't swirling it in your glass enough?

>>16220782
Yes.

>>16219054
I'm french and I don't decant wine. Only fancy-pants do it.

>>16220782
I only drink vodka

>>16218853
If i drink any booze, i will hurt the people that love me

>>16219054
Why not? If it taste good then give it a try

>>16218871
blue nun end of

>>16219054
feeling civilized once in a while?

>>16218853
That is the most counterproductive carraffe I've ever seen. The point of decanting is to increase the surface area for oxidation. This does the exact opposite.

>>16219054
Of course you don't it boosts testosterone

>>16221943
Is that why red wine makes me horny

>>16221982
That and the ethanol
mostly the ethanol though

>>16221251
Collage aged girl detected

>>16218871

White wine - Moscato
Red wine - Lambrusco

>>16218871
Italian red - Amarone.

>>16221999
>collage

>>16218853
Yes. In my guts.

someone post the $800 chicken decanter

>>16222094
But moscato always taste like ass. Cloying overly sweet rotting corpse

>>16222140
how does he get out?

>>16221982
That's why I stick to white. I'm one lecherous motherfucker on red.

>>16222155
Ive got some bad news 4 u.

>>16218871
Fruity Lexia
Stanley
and some other similar brands

Shouldnt set you back more than $9 for a 4L bag
Never pay more than $10 for wine and never buy it in a bottle.

>>16218853
Of course, put it in the blender every single time, brrrrrrrrr

>>16221943
It does and does not, it boosts it temporarily but overall your testosterone will drop if you consume it daily. As always, moderation is key

>>16218871
Jackson Triggs' boxed cab-sauv

>>16222165
w-what is it?

>>16222154
>doesn't partake in the Rotting Corpse Wine

ngmi

>>16222197
Enjoy your dieabeetus.

>>16219012

Malbecs are the only wines I really like desu

Had a couple good cab sav but that's it

>>16220024
ugh america sounds miserable. I'm going to aussie land to par tay

>>16219946
The vast majority of wines are shit, if it don't age it dies

>>16220024
While he's probably meming Australia really is shit. So much potential wasted and so on

>>16218853
I de-cunt your mother

>>16218871
lucky duck

>>16222128
Very nice but bretty expensive bro.

>>16218871
No idea what price you are paying in Burgerland. But German Riesling is great. And cheap as fuck in Germany