/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16208784
A time, not sure if it’ll be good.

>>16208784
why do amerisharts drink alcohol out of plastic bottles

>>16208784
If you are able to get through half of that without passing out you're a god.

>>16208821
you have to be 18 to post here

>>16208821
Do new worlders really?

>>16208787
Lol

>>16208821
t. teenage girl

>>16208784
A really solid drunk. Hopefully you enjoy it anon. That much liquid though man oh man you gonna be pissin' a LOT at some point. The hangover is going to be rough. I might have suggested just getting a 750 of some 100 proof bottom shelf vodka or something just so you can do more with less but still beer, even shit beer, is better than no alcohol at all!

Diarrhea, mostly

>>16208784
shitposting on /ck/ later

>>16208784
You wont finish it. That's either for you and a bro, or its two nights entertainment.
I could manage to put it away in a day but I've learned the hard way, just don't

handcuffs, miranda rights an up to two days in jail eating dog bologna sandwiches.

>>16209492
Are you from Chicago? Or does every jail have bologna sandwiches

>>16208784
I love getting drunk on strong beer but I get super gassy and mad reflux when I do.
I don't have that problem with straight liquor, but I can't pace myself with that stuff.

STEEL RESERVE, 211, 8.1
whatchu know bout that? probably tons

>>16208784
alcohol poisoning my dude

>>16209495
the zabo is a national treasure

>>16208809
They secretly want to be Russian

>>16209503
Let's not forget to give some love to the OG
https://youtu.be/kryn8bZFnqM

>>16209537
>no hiss

>>16208821

Steel Reserve goes down deceptively easy right up to the point where you vomit everywhere.

The real question is why you'd bother drinking 1.5 gallons of steel reserve when you could drink .25 gallons of any 80 proof liquor and get the same effect.

>>16208821

>>16208821
omg bro u rnt alcoholic?! >:(

The worst hang over of your life and ungodly shits. But also the most fun drunk you've ever been or the worst.

>>16208809
Municipalities were getting tired of cleaning up all the broken glass. When they switched old english over to plastic the bottles originally had "SHATTER PROOF" embossed on them.

>>16208899
>>16208938
>>16209076
>>16209930
>>16210623
>192 ounces of 8.1% alcohol isn't a lot
You al/ck/ies disgust me, but with the sure sorry state of your livers at least you won't be eyesores for much longer.

>>16210735
half is about a 12-pack worth of regular 5% beers.
in college that was usually what i would buy at the dep when i went to parties. but these days are gone. can't nor want to drink like that anymore

HIGHGRAVITY

>>16208784
In one night OP?

I dunno, I've had 3 of those Steel Reserves and man oh man....

>>16210735
That's only like drinking a fifth. Pretty standard amount to drink in a day.

>>16213265
tfw know this feel

>>16208809
>AMERICA, AMERICA, AMERICA!!!

>>16208821
LIGHT WEIGHT, BABY!!!

>>16208784
Probably a fistfight with some homeless people.

>>16213265
Three boxes of wine in that room.

>>16208784
cirrhosis hepatis

>>16213265
sleep tight steeler

>>16208809
We have cider in plastic bottles in my country but not anything else.

>>16213421
By my math (93 oz of double strength beer) that's like 15 drinks. You can spread that out if you're an adult male of average size and weight and not pass out and it wouldn't make you a god but to call that or even worse a fifth a pretty standard amount to drink in a day is by definition severe alcoholism unless you're like 7'6" and 350 pounds

>>16213545
I've woken up on the floor many times but strangely I never get bruises from that.

>>16209537
TWU

>>16208784
Something that comes from your bum like a bullet from a gun

>>16208784
A nasty hangover

>>16210812
>dep
Quebecistani detected

>>16213265
sleep tight and godspeed

>>16213265
Did he died?

>>16208784
Shotgun one of those tall boys. That's what my friend and I used to do in college since those things take like ass.

picrel

>>16208784
Heavy diarrhea after a night of feeling kind of drunk but not really
Your stomach will force you to stop drinking before your liver does

>>16208821
I'm gonna do this tonight just to say you're a pussy.

>>16215272
lol ok champ you go right ahead

>>16215272
godspeed niggy
be sure to report back

>havent drank in 2 days
>get the urges just looking thru this thread
fucks sake

>>16208784
I haven’t had a steelie since March 2019. I was drinking 2 42 oz big boys 5 nights a week, mostly on work nights. No matter what I ate, the next morning I would shit lava for 30ish minutes, and no other type of alcohol does that to me. One day at work in the morning I was stuck in the bathroom, and I wondered if the cheap steelie buzz was worth these horrible mornings, and I completely cut drinking cold turkey for 6 months. I drink in moderation now, but I will never touch a steelie again.

>>16215170
Why does everything give Americans diarrhea?

>>16208784
vomit and embarrassment

>>16215322
Stay strong, bro. It's worth it in the end

>>16208784
Eurofag here. What exactly does the phrase 'Cold when blue' mean?

>>16215579
Including foreigners posts.

>>16215608
I am just guessing, but maybe there's some temperature sensitive spot that turns blue when it's below a certain temperature?
Like those coffee mugs that change when you put hot liquids in them

>>16215608
It's an old play on words from the French phrase "sacre bleu" because when you drink a steelie you'll scream damn it and realize how cold and blue your life has become.

>>16208809
Because richfags and lawmakers in the cities got tired of walking through broken glass from alcoholic hobos brought in by the progressive welfare policies (which they probably siphon money from) they support.

>>16208821
get a load of this faggot

if your drink atleast 7 tallboys a day everyday for the next couple years the secrets of the universe will be revealed to you