/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16205114
>he creates a whole video
>what’s his problem?
So /ck/ has reached peak-zoomlet, becoming so familiar with faggot e-celebs that it’s assumed everyone should automatically know who “he” is.
Of course it’s *him*. Who else could it possibly be?

OP=FAG

>>16205143
Probably Ragusea.

>>16205143
we're full-on summer now bro. You're literally posting with 15yo's right now

>>16205143
You don't need to know who he is to answer the question retard because it's rhetorical
>>16205114
Nobody cares retard just use a slapchop

>>16205143
Also, zoomers not realizing that eNiggers create videos about anything so long as it's clickbaitable because money can be exchanged for goods and services.

What more would you expect from this window licker.

>>16205114
that video was retarded

Lul, Fagusea.
I'll take based Russian shorthair over him any day of the week.

Fuck you. You're not even judging the quality of Adam's food. So what if it takes five minutes longer to prepare, the vegetables are still cut and there are no one lost a fingers. Your probably just jealous about adams success. Adam is still one of the best youtube chefs. Adams cutting skills are still probabpy better than 95% of people anyway, so you are cleary just a troll.

>>16205448
Please, be troll.

>>16205478
Oh, you want some too?

>Babish
>Weinstein
>Raguesa
Why are they all Jewish?

>>16205527
he's italian but yeah basically

>>16205114
Check out Kays knife skills. God rest her soul.

>>16205543
Even fucking worse

>>16205448
calm down adam

>>16205543
Regusea is a (((journalist))). For Slate, no less

>>16205114
gay forced enthusiastic college humor for faggots

>>16205547
Always cut away from, never towards you.

What you're showing there is a rookie mistake.

>>16205114
Go away you faggot loser

>>16205328
Any of them dtf?

>>16205547
What? Wait! Kay is dead?

>>16205543
He is American, not Italian.

>>16205114
>Work as sous chef at a restaurant
>Almost all of our competitors shut down from the pandemic, now we're extremely busy and short staffed
>Chef, against my advice, hires a teenage girl who only ever worked at McDonald's, and only for a week prior to applying to us
>tasked with cutting green onions
>Holding her knife and chopping in a bizarrely retarded fashion
>Try to politely show her proper knife skills
>She lectures me about how I'm being "toxic" and "mansplaining" even though I'm a thousand times more experienced
>Leave her to it, figure she'll cut herself and learn better
>Five minutes later she lets out a blood curdling scream
>Somehow managed to cut off her left thumb and index finger simultaneously
>Worst injury I've ever seen in ten years of cooking, don't even know how she managed such a feat with her fucking farberware knife
Tldr: you don't need to be able to brunoise an onion in two seconds, if you're not a pro, but you absolutely do need to learn how to properly use a knife, if you value your fingers. Fagusa's dumbing down of cooking skills will result in more home cooks losing fingers, I guarantee you. What's next? "You don't need to properly store your food"? "You don't need to use a towel/oven mitts to take things out of the oven"? Fuck this clown.

>>16205854
I don't think that happened.

>>16205854
>She lectures me about how I'm being "toxic" and "mansplaining" even though I'm a thousand times more experienced
stop making shit up

>>16205114
1. i make videos to inform the people and teach home cooking in a perfect way
2. fuck you
3.my knife skills are in the top 1% but i dropped my knife
4. fuck you
5. this data is scientific and proven so shut the fuck up if you know nothing about nothing
6. fuck you

>>16205114
First of all; fuck you

>>16205114
>using cat paw hands when cutting things
Cringe.

>>16206000
goddamn do I hate that faggot

>>16206000
>Palm oil bad
>Muh deforesation
why would i trust that female kike

>>16205854
>What's next? "You don't need to properly store your food"?
the man doesn't season a beef he's searing because "it'll be covered with sauce", of course there's a video of him talking how you don't need to properly store food

>>16206014
>>16206047
*blocks your path*

>>16205897
>>16205913
This is the second time I've told this story here and the second time I've been accused of lying. You people are out of touch with how teens talk and think.

>>16206302
Its more about the fact that even with a razor sharp knife the force required to sever a digit is far greater than what you can "accidentally" apply while cutting something.

Why I cut my fingers, not the food

>>16206302
I'm very familiar with how they talk, think, touch, and feel.

>>16205854
imagine making up elaborate tales merely to further justify your hatred towards a man you have never met

couldnt be me

>>16206387
you mad, demshit?

I don't do the knuckle curl because it feels extremely uncomfortable to me to cut that way and I have 0 grip on the foodstuffs. I just can't do it, every time I try it feels so bad and uncontrollable. I just keep my fingers out of the way and I'm not clinically retarded so I've never once cut myself.

>>16206422
no, but you are

>>16206431
you seem furious enough to deny reality kek

>>16205403
>based Russian shorthair
Who, Helen Rennie?

>>16205854
>Somehow managed to cut off her left thumb and index finger simultaneously
This would never happen with a dull knife but retards keep saying sharper = safer.

>>16206511
it never happened anyways>>16206387

>>16206502

helen has got to be the best foodtuber i fuckin swear.

>>16206325
When people say "chopped thumb off" what they really mean is sliced a chunk of skin off. They are just trying to sound cool.

>>16205114
My God. Why can't people just admit they're fucking wrong instead of being megalomaniacs?

>>16206533
the fuck

>>16206511
Nice bait

>>16205114
Who can forget the video wherein he spergs about the metric system?

>>16206700
>>16206533
i posted this and you replied to me. why did 4channel not give me a (you)?!?!?!?!

>>16205824
Yeah, just died. Her tombstone has a fudge recipe on it.

>>16205114
This is the guy who seasons his knife, right?

>>16206850
Here's a (You)

>>16205543
Jews with better food

>>16205114
>>16205527
>>16205543
>>16206000
>>16206176
>smalls hands
>limp wrists
>small frame
>narrow face
>large bug eyes filled with fear, like a deer in the headlights
>talks in condescending tone
I just want to punch the shit out of this guy.

>>16206983
You want to punch someone you deem weaker than you?

Do you happen to consume large amounts of fried chicken and orange soda?

>>16206997
It's the natural instinct to eliminate the weaklings.

>>16207004
damn thats really badass

>>16207004
Weaklings die off naturally.

You feel somehow threatened by him.

>>16207029
No, simply disgusted. No one is afraid of you Adam.

Been hating this absolute spastic faggot then lo and behold I find that /ck/ hates him to.
Is there a more soy foodtuber?

>>16207054
All of them are overreacting faggots. I only watch based Marco.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psNGoGb8ykw

>>16207076
You can really tell he cares about cooking. I consider this guy more highly after watching that. Pic unrelated.

>>16207112
The great British feast is a great documentary. True /ck/ino

>>16207112
That shameless lust in his eyes must have been radiating palpable heat.

>>16207004
>"It's my natural impulse to eliminate weaklings!"

Ok. So why haven't you eliminated yourself than?

>>16207252
Because I'm far from it, you stupid redditor.

>>16207270
damn bro show us those guns

>>16207291
I don't need to. I'm Euro, I don't feel any need to treat my non-existant insecurities on this "forum". Just admit that you're that cuck.

>>16207305
>my non-existant insecurities
based

>>16207112
Honestly? To me it feels like he almost resents it. He spent so many years suffering on the trade that now I find it hard to believe that he doesn't just see it as a bad memory

>>16205403
she cute

>>16205114
Ragusea is a pissy faggot but he's right on this one. There's no need for autistic "knife skills" as a home cook since you're not doing a high volume of work with strict deadlines. How long it takes for me to chop the two onions I need for dinner doesn't really matter in the same way it does for a line cook that needs to chop a fuckton of shit each night while not getting behind on the work queue

>>16207305
>I don't feel any need to treat my non-existant insecurities on this "forum".
You mean like you're doing right now?

>studies show that washing meat is unsanitary and spreads germs everywhere but since it's mostly black people who do this then that means you can't criticize them for washing meat because blacks can do no wrong you FUCKING BIGOT

what did he mean by this?

>>16205328
summer never ended after everyone got smart phones. also, nobody went to school this year.

why is this board so fucking obsessed with him? he's taken babish's crown without any trouble.

>>16206983
im sure you can figure out where he lives, go over there and do it tough guy

>>16207525
im sure its completely random

>>16207473
knife skills is not just about speed, its knowing how to proficiently being able to cut in particular shapes and sizes, while maximizing your yield.
plus, using "the claw" protects your fingers by using your knuckles essentially as a guard instead of having your fingers in the way of the blade.
its not about speed, its about proper technique

>>16207525
i thought everyone liked babish. im a newfag but i think ive begun to realise everyone hates everyone and everything here except for the coomers and their porn threads

>>16207525
Because it's easy to see he's insecure. More to talk about. With Babish it's just "he's soy"

>>16207571
The only reason for that proper technique is to go quickly and efficiently. Which matters in a high-volume setting. Not as a home cook. If for whatever reason you need to LARP as a chef at home and chop everything in 30 seconds total, then yeah, you need "knife skills". Otherwise it really doesn't matter.

>>16207581
did you even read the post

>>16207596
I did. The whole issue of "safety and proficiency" only matters in the context of going fast. If you're not on the clock and don't need to rush things, just going slow and not acting like a retard fulfills the exact same purpose.

The purpose IS about speed. It's about how to be safe while doing things quickly. But again, you don't need to be quick as a home cook.

>>16207581
there is a difference between a dice vs a chop vs julian vs slice etc. those are knife skills, retard.
also you completely overlooked the yield. enjoy wasting money and food.

>>16207477
?

>>16207484
He's right though?

>>16207581
>>16207605
Not to mention the ability to get consistently sized slices, otherwise, it'll cook unevenly and leave some burnt and others undercooked.

>>16205448
Fuck off, Adam.

>>16205854
Pics or it didn't happen.

>>16206204
They'll pull your arms right off.

>>16207604
do you known how i know that you dont know how to use a knife?

>>16207986
no how?

I don’t have particularly great knife skills. I don’t chop super fast like some kind of pro chef or show off hibachi chef. I cut methodically and have everything chopped and prepped how I fucking want them by spending an extra minute chopping.

>>16205279
This 50% of the board hates him

>>16208141
>only 50%
fagusea's IPs don't count as individual anons

why everyone mad because some dude cuts food differently

>>16205845
He’s not actual American like George Washington or Robert E. Lee or Abraham Lincoln or George Bush (both) or me.

He’s a wop

>>16205824
>>16206912
https://www.fox13now.com/news/uniquely-utah/sweet-message-on-utah-headstone-is-shared-around-the-world
>utah headstone
Pretty sure our Kay is in scotland. Just a coincidence that it's the same name

>>16208185
its not about cutting things differently, its about actively telling people to not learn how to properly use the number 1 kitchen tool when they are cooking and the notion that knife skills is only about speed.

>>16205350
sounds familiar

>>16208084
>I don’t chop super fast like some kind of pro chef or show off hibachi chef
not the point my man

I’m finding it really funny how I agree you guys are right about all the ways you hate this guy, but I can’t bring myself to not enjoy his videos. I avoid watching Babish because, yeah, soy, but for some reason Ragusea doesn’t bother me.

what an idiot. Why not learn the proper way of doing something that you will be doing for life. You will develop the skill over time, rather than reinforcing the wrong way of doing it every time.
He doesn't even understand why you tuck your fingers. He should run his videos by someone before posting them..

>>16205854
Maybe dont hang around women unless you're gonna rape them? What? Are you some cuck like adam here?

>>16209451
I don't really participate in the hate memeing but I think his takes are weak, wrong, and delivered in such an arrogant way that it just makes his videos completely unenjoyable. I watch Internet Shaquille instead.

>>16206533
Why do people say women used to be good home cooks? I dont see any lingering evidence of that

>>16209551
Shaquille is just as egocentric and has his fair share of shit takes but he is incredibly self-aware, something that RaguMan really needed

>>16209451
>>16209551
>>16209560
Whats with this discord tier multiposting? Go back to your parasocial cesspool and maybe return when you've learned to not weakly try to half defend half hate someone in fear of repercussion

>>16207484
>cdc makes a twitter post telling niggers to stop washing chicken
>nogs start chimping out in comments
>apparently their chicken is coated in slime and leftover feathers
>they all insist that they scrub down the whole kitchen with bleach every time

>>16209585
Mmm, bleached chicken

>>16209585
I could believe cheap shit, poorly slaughtered chicken be like that.

>>16209419
My point is that by spending an extra minute I get the same results. Could I improve my skills? Absolutely. Do I care to? Nah.

>>16205143
You can recognize his thumbnail layout boomer. Get with the times

>>16206983
>small frame
Nigger have you seen his protein pot video? He could probably squat your scrawny ass. Say what you want about his video, Ragusea is probably the strongest e-celeb on /ck/

>>16205143
Everything I know about e-celebs I learned here despite actively avoiding them where they're actually present. 4chan really needs another containment board and a new global rule.

>>16208266
>Pretty sure our Kay is in scotland
Her accent isn't Scottish. I can't quite place it. Maybe Bolton?

>>16208266
>>16210209
She's from Sheffield.

>>16210249
Thank you Anon

eCeleb threads are fucking CANCER.
Remember that sage goes in all fields.

>>16209557
In Protestant-centric societies, it was considered a women's job to cook, not the man's. In the worst cases I've seen, Protestant men outright refuse to learn how to cook because they find it effeminate. It creates a situation where a Protestant woman either has so much lifelong experience cooking that she gets good at it, or since she's the only cook, the rest of the family has nothing else to compare it too.

>>16210279

>>16210899
> In the worst cases I've seen, Protestant men outright refuse to learn how to cook because they find it effeminate.
Retards. Women are, on average, worse cooks than men, because they eat less (so they have less chance to try something) and are less adventurous (so they have less range in terms of experience) when it comes to food compared to men.
That's not to say there aren't good women cooks, but cooking (and the stages prior to it, like butchering) comes more naturally to men than women.

>>16209549
Can you read? I didn't even want the dumb cunt to get hired in the first place, I was just trying to keep her from doing what I had previously thought, and what the majority of posters ITT currently think is impossible.

>>16205328
>t. smug 16yo

As someone with strength and coordination problems, I very much wish I had knife skills. Chopping and dicing, especially finely, is difficult and important for a lot of dishes.
I probably also just need better knives that I sharpen regularly, too.

>>16209557
The same reason why people say third-worlders are great cooks.
People assume spending years doing something, with no actual training, makes you good at it.

>>16205114
A lot of his videos are just him pretending like he isn't upset at his cooking

It's Kenji for me.

>>16205143
>boomer scared and confused by realisation that his interests will only continue to become less and less relevant and he will die alone and bitter, reminiscing about the good old days on his mongolian basket weaving forum that has and always will be a hub of societal rejects and losers
pathetic

>>16210138
Can we get a /ck/ e-celeb power level tier list?

>>16208266
Why are septics so fucking retarded when it comes to accents from other countries? Braindead fat fucks.

>>16205114
Can anyone give me a quick rundown on why incels hate this guy so much?

>>16207484
t. didn't watch the video
he mentioned black people once and then talked about some statistics before just saying it's a habit that will die hard

>>16210122
>>16211351
>spends so much time staring at e-celebs they can literally recall each video by thumbnail alone
Holy fuck that’s a special sort of sad. Something like recognizing obscure JAV porn by thumbnail is at least impressive in its own way, but damn.
Are you guys jacking off to these cooking videos?

>>16205854
>Almost all of our competitors shut down
>now we're extremely busy and short staffed
>hires some McDonald’s she-zoomer
How does that happen?
If most of your competitors were shut down, wouldn’t there have been a bunch of out-of-work kitchen staff in your area looking for jobs?
Is your restaurant locally known as a shitty place to work?

>>16205114
his entire life philosophy is "it's actually good to be a completly unremarkarble and mediocre as a person" he prides himself on being average and cutting corners in his cooking even though oooking is literally his only job.

>>16205328
Kids haven't been in school for like the last two years

>>16211649
And why does that make you so angry? You're a mediocre person, so shouldn't you accept yourself? You'll never, ever be exceptional, so why pretend?

>>16211680
Because people who make videos celebrating mediocrity are cultural cancer.

>>16211691
You may as well off yourself then, cancer.

>>16211693
Show me the video I made. I don't remember it.

>>16211698
Just another testament to your mediocrity, cancer.

Why does Adam sound so fucking butthurt in so many of his videos? I mean, just look at this shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LF8cWXlNSEM
He's just barely stopping himself from punching the camera. Who's he popping off at? The big sugar mafia who don't want you to know you can homemake brown sugar by adding the molasses back in? Where the fuck is all this rage coming from? I don't get it.

>>16211680
stay mad adam and stop pretending you know me. lol. I might not be e-famous but I've done some exceptional things and I put in effort when I cook. because I actually like doing it. Is that really the mesaging you want to be sent out in the world? be complacent and smug about your averageness like adamn faguesa?being good is not the important part but always trying to get better and giving your best. If you are not striving to be exceptional in your field of passion you might as well kys.

>Are you guys jacking off to these cooking videos?
You lack information about black t-shirt wearing Adam discord fanbase

>>16211707
>>16211693
lmao you are one salty retard adam. what's up did the bull didn't have you have sloppy seconds today on your pig wife?

>>16211722
it's his subconcious acting on him. he has told himself that letting multiple guys run a train on his wife every single night is actually good and neessary to safe his marriage. but deep down it is eating away at him.

>>16211726
>>16211730
>can't even talk shit to his face, has to delude himself into thinking someone on an anonymous message board is the guy from the video
Really just more of >>16211707 desu, another mediocre, cancerous and cowardly move. Like 99% chance you're a wannabe neonazi schizo all because no woman has touched you in 30 years.

>>16211742
i refuse to believe someone is actually so pathetic and retard to defend random e-celebs from anons at 4channel so I still stand firm in my beleive that I am directly speaking to adam right now. say hi to your wife from me fagam

>>16211751
He's as much of a faggot as you are, cancer.

>>16211765
why do you defend a faggot retard lol. way to dunk on yourself dumbass.

>>16205328
We've been posting with 15 year olds for 15 years.

>>16209557
for same reason people anyone used to think any group was good at anything. a giant generalization of a group of people. and like any of those they mean jack shit cause no group is gonna be any one thing unless that group is literally like 'the cooking fan club' type shit. which is why if i thought women sucked at cooking you could easily find clips of women cooking super well and also vice versa, cause generalizations are just stupid things stupid people do

>>16205114
he's literally COPE the cook
>I like my macarons to look like shit cookies, it's fine!
>I don't like bitter stuff, that doesn't make me less of a man
>personally I like it when it looks lumpy like that, more variety

I can only imagine how hated adam must have been at his last job at university

>>16211707
I suppose this line of discourse made sense in your head, but by debating standards you've effectively conceded defeat by failing to engage with the point and also clearly misunderstanding an earlier point.

>>16207604
>safely chopping food only matters if you're speedrunning your food prep
"no"

>>16211722
he's just simultaneously too arrogant and too insecure

>>16211836
>uni professor
>arrogant
like clockwork

>>16211767
Who's defending anyone? I'm calling out faggots everywhere, cancer.

>>16211878
I suppose this line of discourse made sense in your head, but you need an argument before you can expect a counter-argument.

>>16212238
Not him but what you're trying to do here, >>16211707, is say
>You aren't allowed to criticize Adam's cope video of celebrating mediocrity unless you also dedicate your career to youtube chefing like he has, because you're just as bad as him
This is a stupid line of reasoning for many reasons, least among which being that you have no idea what that poster does for a living, and that there are many avenues to success that don't revolve around marketing cooking videos to zoomers on youtube. There are literally millions of professional chefs and home cooks who have better knife skills than Adam but don't showcase these skills on youtube because that just doesn't happen to be their hobby. To try insinuating that this implies they're bad at knife skills is retarded. I'd expect better from someone who's had journalism training, Adam.

>>16212261
He's welcome to prove that he's not mediocre, but he hasn't. In fact, he can't even defend himself, he needs another incel to defend him which is another major mediocre move. I don't even care about knife skills or eceleb cancer - I'm pointing out that you reactionary losers are just as bad as the "beta cuck" you're obsessing over, even by your own logic.

>>16206912

>>16212277
>dude start a youtube cooking channel to accommodate me committing obvious logical fallacies while arguing with anonymous strangers on the internet
If you seriously think people are obliged to go that far out of their way to cover for your basic lack of argumentative skills, then you've got a grievously over-inflated ego. Furthermore, it's not reactionary to point out that Adam's attitude is the textbook definition of crabs-in-the-bucket copeposting, it's common sense. Get over yourself and learn how to formulate arguments before replying to my post, Adam.

>>16212312
Like I said, I don't really even care. I'm not even talking in the realm of cooking, I assume he (most likely you, since you're so invested) is mediocre in every facet of life, I know the type.

>>16207305
>I'm Euro,

Eastern Euro or War Losing Tranny Bitch of the Anglo-Saxons?

Honestly you don't need knife skills to cook good food. Yeah it will help you prep the ingredients faster, but that's about it. Unless you're working in a restaurant where speed is critical then it's not a problem.

>>16205854
t. Didnt watch the video

>>16205448
Eat shit faggot

I have a 10 inch fibrox and want a larger knife as this feels sometimes too small. Should I go for 11 or 12 inch?

The "right" way to chop an onion and a bell pepper don't feel intuitive, to me, and I'm already so fast at it my way that there is no use in getting faster at it another way. It's like how some people hold their pencil differently. I had my mom give me a hard time over how I cut my bell peppers but I think hers is actually slower and requires more cuts. My way also gets more of the pepper used. But ok, be autistic

>>16213351
There is literally no reason NOT to pick up knife skills as a home cook. You chop these meats and veggies every damn day. So long as you're doing these cuts why not practice the optimally efficient, uniform, and safe way of making cuts? You stick with the worse technique out of contrarianism? It's like saying "I don't play music for a living, I only do it for fun, therefore I refuse to learn how to play in tune even though I do it every day." Absolutely nobody is impressed by that kind of attitude. There's no excuse for it.

>>16214169
I do play for a living, but it's alternative indie folk. I can't be perfectly in tune, or I'm "selling out" to Big Euphony.

>>16205114
You don't need "knife skills", you need a pair of swimming goggles. Fuck onions.

>>16205854
The cost of her lesson in humility was a finger, a thumb, and half a cup of blood.

>>16205143
faguesa posts like this when shilling his garbage videos so its probably him

>>16205114
why would you not just learn to use the claw grip? its so easy and only takes a few practices to pick up. I don't even think about it anymore, it just comes naturally.

>>16205143
Adam Ragusea. I didn't know who "he" was either, but it took like ten seconds on Google to figure that out. Get with the times.

>>16212337
>ad hominem attacks on an anonymous board
truly a master of rhetoric, i really see the light now

>>16214315
>alternative indie folk
FUCK off

>>16205854
This would be really cool if it had actually happened.

>>16215148
because his channel is about making things relatable and easy, and the best way to do that and get a following and fat stacks of ad revenue is to
1. pick any subject at random
2. spend thirty seconds demonizing it
3. ad break
4. spend the rest of the video describing the shitty but fast way of doing it
5. ad break
6. spend the entire rest of the video telling people that not only is there no difference between them, but they're actually smarter and more capable than the professionals because they're saving time
most woodworking channels have at least, bare minimum, the fundamentals down, and many of them are indeed very skilled at it. that's because people don't feel left out because the bar to entry is so high, you need expensive equipment and a lot of practice to even get the very basics down. so they don't have to feel bad about not being able to turn a laminated hardwood bowl on a lathe with no guide.
cooking is just barely easy enough that you can basically fuck around and still end up with something delicious. it's also just complicated enough that you can spend months or years on it and still be improving. so people know that they have no reason not to at least be competent at it, and they're jealous of the pros.
so there's n environmental niche for channels like this that do nothing but tell you that you're still an amazing person and deserve the world even though you can't be assed to spend a few hours practicing how to hold your hand. most proffessional channels use less and less flowery language because the better they are, the cooler what they're doing is, and that's why some of the biggest crafting channels are 75 year old machinists eyeballing things and making cool shit, without a single word the entire time.
the bar of entry into a hobby is inversely proportional to the amount of words in the average youtube video on the subject.
tl,dr, The Game

>>16206000
crazy eyes never lie

>>16215189
You're just jealous that I can play guitar and chop food at the same time.

>>16215401
bitch its cause you suck at guitar and you think your random 7ths and sus chords are 2deep4me

>>16207484
that fucking weirdly tiny pinched faced fuck

>>16206302
i think you're super autistic because i kinda dont believe the toxic mansplaining bit, unless she was just joking around whilst dismissing you.

>>16210183
>4chan really needs another containment board
Isn't that what the latest board was for?

>>16215253
>seeing ads in 2021, year of Our Lord
I shiggy diggy doo wop-wop.

>>16215185
I thought I made it very clear from the beginning that my intent was to point out your hypocrisy. I don't have a horse in the betas crying about betas race.

>>16215783
you put on airs of aloofness but im not even the guy you think youre replying to

>>16215783
What hypocrisy? You can be mediocre and still decry the celebration of medioctity. There is no hypocrisy in that.

>>16215780
Anon, the content creator's themselves force the ads in now. It's 2021 Anno Domini and this post was sponsored by Square Space, create your own Jewish lies for money!

>>16216133
>he doesnt know

>>16216111
Yeah no, I get it, you're just heavily invested in, wait for it, "defending a faggot". The irony is getting too thick in here.

>>16216136
Explain in your own words where the irony is

>>16215783
Damn bro, hopefully next time you really nail that 4chan degenerate with an epic zinger! I'm sure you'll get plenty of laughing reaction picture (You)s if you keep at it!

>>16215432
I don't think 7ths and suspensions are too deep for anyone. Do you have problems digesting extended harmony? How about garlic and onions? Maybe you need a low FODMAP diet.

>>16216635
you dont have the reading comprehension to >no u correctly

>>16216643
It's ok, there's no need to be upset. I celebrate your choice to live with crippling IBS.

>>16216653
thanks retard hope your gay songs get you pussy

>>16215749
What, /qb/?

>>16216666
I mean, it grows on trees... but thank you.

Adam's video on macaroons is the single most concentrated dose of copium I've ever seen anyone record themselves ingesting. Measuring ingredients by mass is too hard for you? Really?

>>16214169
I'm not saying not to. By all means learn to chop fast, it's useful and makes things go faster. I'm merely stating that's it's true you don't NEED knife skills to make a good meal. Will it take longer? Sure. Will it taste just as good? Also yes.

>>16216811
You don't NEED to cook at home at all, faggot. You can just be a fat slob who orders doordash every day like half this board. If you're going to actually spend the time preparing your own food, there is absolutely no reason not to learn how to do it properly. What do you even lose by doing so? Oh no I've made my job quicker, easier, and safer by learning proper technique o woe is me! Making excuses for your own incompetency in this arena is cope. It's a disgusting attitude that should be mocked on principle.

>>16206369
based nonce

>>16216133
Get the sponsorblock extension, most of the time in any popular video the baked in ads are marked for you and you'll skip them automatically.

>>16216811
adam is saying you dont need knife skills, but hes also advocating that people actively avoid developing them by cutting corners by using garbage form because its easier in the short term.

>>16216185
Aww, hit a little too close to home, incel?

>>16206502
>>16206524
She has the best kinfe skills vid on the whole internet. I luv 'er

>>16217123
Who cares? Most of you geeks eat nothing but fast food and microwaved meals anyway

>>16217434
are you >>16215783
this guy

>>16217243
follow the reply chain nigga

>>16205143
You fucking rekt OP mad respect fellow oldfag

>>16208141
rent free

>>16209557
Do not confuse the modern roastie with a trad wife.

>>16209585
I can believe that niggers have almost no knowledge except robbing, killing, and raping.

>>16205793
How do you propose making that cut without it being towards you?

why are people seething about him? is it because he has more muscle mass than them?

>>16206047
Palm oil is literally nigger-tier of oils.
It tastes like crap too.

>>16205547
HAIIII PEEEPAHL AHND AHM BAHCK COOKIN AGAIN

>>16218957
You don't do it in your fucking hands. You put it on a flat surface.

>>16207029
He has three kids
Adam the SoyCHAD is already better than all of 4chan

>>16219856
NOOOOO he was supposed to be a sexless faggot like me! I can't deal with this narrative!

>>16219862
Though I will say that those three kids ruined her wife but what can you do, Adam is a family man

>>16219873
Heh, I knew the right move was to pretend I'm intentionally celibate. Based! Fuck women!

>>16206000
Raguesa may be a contemptible soy chugger but please leave orangutans out of this

>>16216668
I think he means /vt/, but vt failed as a containment board by not allowing audio webms, wsg still has at least 4 vtuber threads at any given moment

>>16209585
A cheap 10 lb bag of leg quarters will still have feathers and fat hanging off it. That's why we trim it.

>Imagine being made entirely of soy

>>16206511
Sharp knife will cut you worse than a dull knife, but a sharp knife is less likely to cut you in the first place if you're not a retard who cuts like a baboon because it cuts where you want it to instead of sliding around on the food and less force is needed to slice so you can control where it goes more easily.

>>16219856
Imagine thinking having children is a good thing. I know plenty of people with kids and they're all miserable. Thank God for the wonders of modern science allowing me to drop thousands of loads directly into my wife's funhole with near zero risk of creating an 18 year mistake, feels good.

>>16220397
he looks like that /bant/ Yonker guy or whatever hte fuck that gay shit obsessed faggot is called

>>16220416
So you will always be a walking abortion. Ok.

>>16220416
Your parents must be really miserable having an incel manchild who doesn't have a job and does nothing but obsess over beta cucks all day on their dime.

>>16205854
I would believe this story if you said she cut off a hunk of her thumb and index finger instead. No way did she manage to sever an entire fucking digit.

>>16220416
>not wanting 3 sons who will be fed milk and eggs exclusively turning them into 6'5 gigachads who will spread your genetic material far and wide putting genghis khan to shame
You sir are never going to make it

>>16219856
>>16219862
>>16219873
>>16219891
fuck off adam

>>16213480
and i never will
fuck your clickbait faguesa

>>16221711
>everyone who calls me out is adam
time for your meds, timmy

>>16211647
They're all on funemployment while I'm stuck waging and raging in my cuck cage.

>>16221774
Unemployment claims are at a pandemic low though. Employers aren't offering enough for McJobs anymore.

>>16221797
Before pandemic, I made $16/hr as sous. Currently making $25/hr. We're starting dish pigs out at $15.

The fact that most of you hate him makes me like him even more

>>16221937
based

>>16221937
one thing I learned browsing 4chan since 2007 is that if most anons autistically don't like something, that something probably is good and fun

How can you not possibly believe Adam is right when co/ck/s chimp out this much about him? Absolutely impossible for him to not be based.

>>16206502
She's Russian? I thought she was Portuguese