/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16194194
>he doesnt make plain cheese pizza
If you are a faggot and dont know how to make decent crust and decent sauce, of course you are going to mask them with a bunch of toppings.
A properly made pizza can stand on its own with only cheese.

>>16194194
better than no pizza at all penisface

>>16194194
Its called a margarita you absolute american

>>16194194
I don’t need to imagine, it’s the best type of pizza

>>16194217
>its hard to make good bread
>you need magic water!
Bread is not hard to make, not even "good bread" is hard to make, shut up faggola.

if your pizza doesn't taste good when it's just cheese, then that's just a shit pizza and increasing its toppings wont make it less shit.

but when pizza tastes good when it's just cheese, that is a GREAT pizza.

>>16194194
Careful...i got banned for mentioning cheese pizza in a pizza thread.

"""pizza"""

>>16194238
Then why can't Americans do it

>>16194251
Americans make bread all the time
But also why do that when it's also a $2 and pre-sliced at the grocery store

>>16194238
I didnt say its hard to make good crust. Its pretty fucking easy which is why OP is even more of a faggot

>>16194244
Mods, this is the guy!

It takes three days and the raw intelligence of a head of cabbage to cold-age your dough and make it good enough to eat baked on its own, if you made a pizza right you would literally never need additional toppings

Fast food tooper ("It says 'five toppings, I'm gonna toooooop!") culture has ruined how you fuckers view pizza

>go to /ck/
>make thread about shitty fast food pizza
>”just make your own” they tell me
>”its easy” they say
>look up a recipe
>set dough
>let it swell
>two hours later its still the same size
>fuck it, flatten it to a tiny ass pizza
>its hard as shit and wont stretch
>pour on some tomato sauce
>add some string cheese
>bake in oven for 30 minutes
>its not even brown just pale
>the dough is hard as undercooked pasta
>eat some of it
>throw out the rest
>go to bed hungry
Fuck /ck/

>>16194398
>https://www.thespruceeats.com/wolfgang-pucks-pizza-dough-recipe-101614
>https://www.walmart.com/ip/GoodCook-Round-Pizza-Baking-Stone-Metal-Rack-2-Piece/55500625

EZ

>>16194434
>Chef and restaurateur Wolfgang Puck is famous for creating a lot of great food, but one item that he is particularly well known for is his delicious pizza. Puck has done creative and interesting things with pizza while keeping it appealing for a mainstream American clientele.

>>16194445
dont care, recipe is still great

>>16194452
Oh, and make 3 balls not 4, it gives you perfect 10-11" crusts

>>16194217
This. Anyone who has had a good pizza knows plain is where it's at.

More shit does not make a good pizza. Go try a tomato pie if you disagree

DATA MINING THREAD

>>16194226
>margarita
are you sure you aren't american

>>16194248
yeeeah fuck em just leave the woody stems on there give em something to chew on

>>16194194
imagine being mad because people eat plain cheese pizza, which does not affect you at all

Sometimes I just want to eat a plain margherita and forget about the salamis and pepperonis and pestos. Nothing wrong with that.

>>16194244

>>16194255
No they don't. They eat wonderbread which is synthetic and sweet as cake.

>>16194398
Retard

>>16194194
That looks really fucking good and only flyovers who have never had real pizza disagree.
>>16194248
This too.

>>16194194
I wish, I became lactose intolerant some years ago. Vegan cheese isn't too bad, but I wouldn't cover a whole pizza with it, too expensive.

>>16194244

>>16194398

you didn't kneed the dough enough, used bad yeast (always a small chance your yeast is bad) or the temperature was too cold in the room.

also why would you bake a pizza for 30 minutes? set the oven to highest setting it should cook in less than 10 minutes. how do people not know this shit???

Adam ragusea can make pizza so idk why people in this thread think its a big deal

>>16194194
I did the other day, it was decent.

>>16194194

>>16194194
Just cake it with Parmesan and a sprinkle of pepper flakes.

>>16194398
This has got to be bait

>>16194194
If it's a good cheese, dough and sauce then it's god-tier. If any of those lack it's meh.

>>16194194
best when made this way.. extra greasebally..

Debates over cheese bread?

>>16194194
Extra cheese please

>>16196019
i'm going to say it...

Do Americans really?

>>16196025
I’m sorry you don’t know good pizza when you see it

>>16195928
That looks like school cafeteria pizza bruh

>>16194217
>>16194239
>>16194273
What the fuck is wrong with blandfags?

>>16196025
>British & Irish cheese

What's wrong with cheese pizza? They're delicious. They focus on the cheese. Why would you only want one kind of pizza? Variety is the spice of life.

Here's a fun tip: Try a cheese and onion pizza. Wash it down with your favorite beer.

Where can Ig et some decent mozzarella? The only low moisture mozzarella at my local grocery store is pretty shit.

>>16194248
It looks good but I think I would prefer a bit more cheese

Im sure you consume a fair bit of cheese pizza OP

>>16194194
Honestly if you go over 3 toppings pizza starts to get worse. Sometimes soggy. At most stick to 2 toppings. Cheese pizza is better than pizza with 2 toppings though, but pepperoni or sausage on its own is better than cheese.

Bump

>>16197654
Five toppings minimum. Salami, anchovies, olives, mushroom, pineapple. Mix things up by adding other toppings on occasion.

>>16194194
Plain cheese pizza has more cheese than any pizza with toppings. It's been established that pizza companies REMOVE cheese when adding toppings and the more toppings you add the more cheese they take away

>>16194194
I overheard some girls talking at work a while ago, one girl was saying she broke it off with a guy she started seeing because he only liked plain cheese pizza. The other girls immediately agreed like it's some kind of common "red flag". I asked two separate girls I met at the bar about this, they both said it was a little dramatic to break up over it, but that liking cheese pizza as a man was a sign of weakness.

>>16194761
You know that's not the only kind of bread we make here, right? About the only kind of bread we don't successfully make is German brotchen, because the water's too alkaline for the recipe to set properly.

>>16197587
Ireland literally makes better cheese than France. I dare you to go to Ireland, taste their cheeses, and say otherwise.

>>16194221
This. I'm hungry as fuck, would kill for a plain cheese pizza rn.

When I was a kid I used to feel bad for just liking more plain things and I'd always order things with more toppings.
Now I don't give a fuck and don't try to appease you retards and I eat tortillas on their own and spaghetti with no sauce.
Also talking about pizza, neapolitan is 100% the best

>>16194194
Italian pizza is plain moron

>>16194194
cum

>>16197654
desu sausage is shit on pizza

>>16194194
but with good cheese it can be really satisfying

>>16194194
i eat about a pie a day

>>16198695
Cheddar is actually better than mozzarella for pizza.

>>16194194
Cheese Pizza is great, I love it

Was Chuck E Cheese plain cheese pizza a little bit more special or do I have brain damage from childhood? I swear that shit was good.

>>16194226
if you call OP picrel a margherita you're an absolute philistine

>>16197600
the tomatoes and dough are the stars of the show on a margherita, too much cheese ruins it

>pizza thread
ahem, don't mind if I do
enter.... BRAZILCHAD.

>>16194226
Show me where the basil is in OPs image, faggot? Why dont you stop drinking and texting about margaritas all the time, and learn something for once

>>16199548

>>16199623
One time on vacation on Crete I ordered a margarita from the waiter by the pool and he brought me one of those fucking pizzas.
It was a good pizza, but he still had to go make me a drink as well.

What the fuck made him think anybody would eat pizza by the pool at ten in the morning?

>>16199689
Uh
I would

>>16199689
so you're telling me you had
>PIZZA AND MARGARITA SHOOTERS

>>16198687
homemade italian sausage is awesome on pizza

>>16194194
Imagine giving a fuck about what people eat.

>>16194248
>there's so much bread that it bubbles up in the middle of the pie
>burned leaves and burned bread
This is like water with a dash of [fruit]. There's nothing there, contrarians eat this heap.

>>16199623
wow that is possibly the shittiest margherita I've seen in my life

>dry dough painted with a thin orange veneer of sauce
>haphazardly cut tomatoes strewn over face of pizza
>weird plastic looking mozzarella that refused to melt
>shredded and burned basil that looks like strips of burnt plastic hatefully scattered over final product

pig disgusting

>>16199689
>American shocked that other countries don't eat various processed meats, a tower of sugary pancakes and a crate of scrambled eggs all swimming in a pool of corn syrup for breakfast

>>16194194
uh sweaty it is called La pizza al formaggio and it is much better than papa john hut domino amerishit

>>16198704
I like smoked buffalo mozzarella, but you do you. Cheddar doesn't really work with a decent red sauce IMO

It's the best way to determine if the new pizzeria you're trying out is worth going to again. I don't see the problem?

>>16194398
did you even yeasty beasty?

such a shame.

>>16199035

no it used to have something different. you are not alone. it was proly something super bad but it tasted really super cheesy.

>>16203328
This. If a pizzeria does a simple cheese well, it's a total benchmark.

>>16194226
OP pic is an American cheese pizza, you total retard.