/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16183857
I got ya covered >>>/ck/

grocery stores sell food, or as we here on /ck/ call them "ingredients".

>>16183866
don't listen to this man, just hit up your local McDonald's and pick up the new (for the States) BTS Meal.

>>16183857
kerry?!?

>>16183857
There is no escape anon.

>>16183857
follow some food youtubers you think are interesting (I would suggest Ethan Cheblowski)

Keep your kitchen and workspace clean.

>>16183857
On Food and Cooking by Harold McGee

If you want to actually learn western cooking, then undoubtedly this is the one and only English language book to start with.

Free at archive.org: https://archive.org/details/JuliaChildMasteringTheArtOfFrenchCooking/

>>16183857
The only way to learn is by doing and trial and error. Look up some recipes, get some ingredients, and cook.

I hope you bought chainlink anon

>>16183857
going to /ck/ for cooking advice is like going to /biz/ for financial advice.
https://www.youtube.com/user/foodwishes
just do whatever this guy does.

thanks frens got some good info

hello fellow /biz/ anon
what bags are you holding

>>16183857
check out our man ja/ck/ scalfani's youtube for some recipes made by guys, for guys

check out Adam Ragusea, he has lots of tips for the layman or home chef, and it's all backed up by science

>>16183857
Food Wishes on Youtube has some very newbie friendly recipes.
You'll have to power through the first few videos and gets used to his inflection.

>>16183893
Anon why is the book called the art of fr*nch cooking

>>16183893
Julia Child is my favourite transwoman.

>>16183925
>frens
fuck off

>>16183857
Read the fucking sticky.
But for real, when I was a kid, I really liked Jamie Oliver because he would just make a mess and improvise and do real simple easy stuff. IDK how he holds up, but he at least got a 12yo me cooking and I'll still use his cookbook occasionally.
also: "Oliver has severe dyslexia, and read his first novel (Catching Fire) in 2013, at the age of 38."

>>16184161
what sticky?

>>16183857
>/biz/
You fags always announce yourselves

Where's the cashola prick?

>>16183857
got liquidated faggot? cooking ain't gonna pay back the tax man, better shave your asshole and powder up

>>16184188
biz is the new newfag entry point now that gamestock and elon musk pulled in all the redditors to buying fairy dust hoping to get rich

>>16184120
This

>>16183979
>>16183905
>>16183857
>>16183925
Cringe newfags disgust

>>16183913

I second this, if you want an extremely easy dish that looks/tastes "sophisticated" (and shows you how much you can do with very little ingredients check out his fondant potatos recipe

I never read cook books, I learned to cook through youtube videos/online recipes and trial and error mostly.

also protip: don't buy things like meat thermometers. cooking is NOT baking it's not an exact science, it's all about the passion and feeling.

italian cooking tends to be really easy something like shrimp pasta with amaretto sauce will be doable for even the lowest of IQ retards.

salt and pepper are your friend don't go putting random spices on shit just because "experimentation"

learn to make exotic dishes that are not available where you live, can't find the ingredients? substitute retard cooking is all about the creativity.

and lastly random youtubers>>>>>>>>jewish media fags like jamie oliver and gordon ramsey.

Have fun, on your cooking journey fren!!!

>>16183891

stop recommending that smug piece of shit faggot anyone who knows anything about cooking can tell the dude is a fucking grifter HE COPYPASTED HIS VIDEOS FROM JOSH WEISSMAN WHOS ACTUALLY A SKILLED CHEF AND JUST MAKES RETARDED FOOD FROM THAT ONE WEEK HE WENT TO MEXICO CITY AND ATE OFF STREET CARTS. Hes a gay fucking faggot, has no business in a kitchen, and you need to stop consuming his videos NOW and start learning from REAL ACTUAL CHEFS

>>16184179
That was the joke

>>16183857
gif well worth the click thanks faggot

>>16183862
wow anon so helpful
how does the brown guy get out of the eggs?

>>16183857
Have you heard of this new sandwich called the McChicken? Some times they give you some free sauce, I've even got a nickname at my local franchise.

>>16183857
im gonna give actual advice here.
id say 80% of people on this board dont know how to cook and the other 20% are housewives. if you think coming here will help you learn you are incredibly wrong. all you're gonna find out is that the 80% make a majority of the posts and theyre all about fast food.
if you genuinely want to learn how to cook from retard level, watch alton brown's cooking basics show, "good eats". it should be on netflix.
once you understand basics, try following really simple recipes, like making soups.
when you feel confident enough, just think about what kind of food you like or are craving the days you feel like cooking, and try looking up recipes for them and challenging yourself a bit. even making something as simple as a hotdog can be a learning experience.
i learned how to cook for my boyfriend so he can wife me one day and this is basically what i did, give or take a few lessons from my mom. having friends or family that know how to cook are super helpful in that regard.
you DO have connections, right /biz/ guy? i mean, you're from /biz/, you've got to have at least one friend who cooks, right?

>>16184096
Based

>>16186383
Hey! It's three for free!

>>16186710
>housewives
>i learned how to cook for my boyfriend
projecting a bit...

/biz/ is a shithole

>>16183857
>I come from /biz/

>>16184384
hey buddy, stop being a huge fag

>>16183857
>from /biz/
return there at once